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    Re: For the single dudes

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    Have you never dealt with a woman? All they do is complicate shit.
    What about a fuck and cut?
    You always go to the party
    To pluck the feathers off all the birds.

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    Re: For the single dudes

    Why are you still alive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    Why are you still alive?
    To fuck the bitches you're not.
    You always go to the party
    To pluck the feathers off all the birds.

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    Re: For the single dudes

    I have sex with no less than 10 models a night.

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    Re: For the single dudes

    AIDS.....^ guy

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    i get laid all the time..with porn stars too

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    Re: For the single dudes

    to be honest I really just hit the point where I could get a chick to really let me do or say whatever i want

    last year i could flirt my ass off but i wasent getting laid cuz I wasent really g enough to take control

    now I have that same flirtyness + being ballsy.. n i could pretty much get any girl who will sit n have a 30 minute convo w me to do whatever.. its crazy cuz a chick will have just met me n shes already giving away sexual shit about her.. I dont have any set girls, I just hit em up to chill n whatever goes down goes down.. If I wanna do something I do it.. this one chick hits me up to fuck often tho, but she considers me HER go to.. im just wit it..

    how to get laid easy:

    -get a girl to chill w u.. any girl.. it dont matter
    -be cool, whatever ur doin make it fun dont be weird or shy
    -when u wanna touch her, do that shit.. she wont say no if shes having fun
    -go for a make out but dont eat her face, tease her a little bit so she dunno what to expect
    -turn that into foreplay
    -bang her

    rinse and repeat

    its easier said than done if your not confident but anybody can do it.. practice on easy girls if u dont think u can do it on really hot chicks, u'll be surprised how its exactly the same.. its really just ur confidence level.
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    Re: For the single dudes

    Quote Originally Posted by RomesBurning View Post
    how to get laid easy:

    -get a girl to chill w u.. any girl.. it dont matter
    -be cool, whatever ur doin make it fun dont be weird or shy
    -when u wanna touch her, do that shit.. she wont say no if shes having fun
    -go for a make out but dont eat her face, tease her a little bit so she dunno what to expect
    -turn that into foreplay
    -bang her

    rinse and repeat

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    Anybody here having their cake and eating some too? Know how green the grass is on both side of the fence ? Skillfully pulling off some underhanded shanagins?
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    Re: For the single dudes

    Quote Originally Posted by Neruda II View Post
    lmao@ricardo. funny you should ask that because no, people usually think im from the middle east.

    but im more salvadorean than a fucking block of spanish cheese wrapped in aluminum foil
    Same here, Lol!!


    My dad got detained by the FBI at the airport for bringing a whole of those blocks of cheese.
    They'd thought he was a terrorist or drug lord, so funny.

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    Re: For the single dudes

    What do you deem "weird" then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassette Tape Andy View Post
    What do you deem "weird" then?
    telling her about your dungeons & dragons accomplishments..

    saying to her.."dam girl i love the way your shirt smells"

    weird man

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    Re: For the single dudes

    "damn baby, why dont you wrap the gap between your big toe and the one next to it around my dick?"

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    Re: For the single dudes

    I've been out of a relationship since May 2009 and haven't had vaginal sex since then.... Oral on the other hand??? racks on rack on racks

    EDIT: I take that back, I ONS'd a chick in my homeboy's bathroom at a house party.. other than that, nothing but head. I was actually quite surprised at home many chicks would rather suck a nigga off than let them hit.. it's crazy.
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    " hey girl your muffin tops are sexy"

    "you wanna go back to place...you, me and the ps3?"

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