So two days ago.. my car was towed.. along with many other cars.
Apparently it was a mass tow for parking violators.. unfortunately
when this happends they tow whoever for whatever big or small.
So my car has no tags.. lol well, it does but in the back window.
Paper tag legally placed in the bottom right corner of my back window.
Unfortunately my tints are so dark you couldn't seem them with a flashlight. (lol)
Hah! that's why I have tags in the front window too. (not required by law)
Well, stupid fuck was in a hurry.. and hooked up my whip as it was sitting.
Arizona has many gun laws.. you can actually shoot a bitch in your front yard.
So obviously he was either nervous or in a hurry.. or both.
My car is frontwheel drive, so he towed the fucker in park.
Guess what? That's how you oblivourate a transmission.
(That's like puting Nos in Ryan's Focus then watching those asian dick sized pistons melt)
Well.. dumb dumb brought my car back after realizing it was registered.
He put my car in a different parking spot, backwards! lol.
So I took pictures.. yada yada and went to work this morning..
Ended up getting towed back.. lol (All rev but no movement)
Geico is the shit..
Free tow, replacing my tranny for free, put me in a sick ass SUV
for 30 days.. free, sicking their legal bulldogs on the towing
company and told me my monthly rate just went down... all at the
same time.. lol dope!
I'm about to tell them my car had 20's and they brought it back on standards..
Anyway, moral to the story is.. Tow truck drivers are dirty..
Dirty Hygiene, unshaved smelly ass odors with poor grammar come to mind.
Damn.. I just described Toobs..
Just playin.. you have decent grammar. lol
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