Hoes say The Great Father is a master lover.
Hoes also say Dev mashes brothers.
He's a guy with bitch credentials and a box of dildos.
He rocks Mikes, not mics... either way he will blow.
You're a dweeb, a lady and a condom sipper.
Your existence makes as much sense as non-alcoholic liquor.
You're still halfway through a sex change, but what gender are you?
Harm you? Seeing naked men is the only time you're a hard dude.
You made love to Robert Oinkland plus
Dev only appreciates nude male butts.
Yoda has colourful cocks, light sabers which changes colour to the body he socks
Fucked aura last night, laura was busy so her great father laid eggs and said "it is for Spocks'"
So I rang starship troopers to dispatch their troops/to come by take a look at what specie that pest belongs/
Martian,kim kardashian,or a chinese king kong strapped to gay gardener grooming his pubic hair with a sick comb
Ching chong/a chinese motherfucker enters the scene with his "fathers" phone/constipated look like he's gonna dial 911 and shit bomb
His cunt face was so elongated that it occupied more space than his great grandfathers grave
Angels loitering his head,going in circles/looked like running out of toilet paper to clean the pave/meant he wet his panties red
Yus for yoda a broken hymen would be sufficient/now get on the bed,turn around, let me kick push this check mate.
yoda, you can't camouflage generic bars, kid it's a no no...
best you get back to the millennium falcon with Han Solo
damn bro, how you gonna go toe to toe when you’re so low...
couldn’t throw a punch on target if you stood on C3-PO
whoever's been blowin' smoke up your ass, is lacking 1 factor...
and that's...
little green twats don’t rap, so get back to Chewbacca
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You fuck face, you bushy little bastard with a duct tape
On your arse hole cuz you're so 'scared' that I'll "DRILL EVERY VAGINA" with my cock++ command "FUCK DEV"
I created you to not be 'brave' but be there
as a universal serial bus stop for every foreign juvenile "pen" drives to rest theirs
UNIX made you so common,your "generic" volume is null,genetically numb and genitally nun(none) with default prayers
"Please Safely Remove me, for thee I'll suck your "clock",wash your clothe and a stay an obedient slave"
Yoda shows no mercy, he hung two and a half men with one rope,pelted poop with a catapult on the pope
So bow down to the master,hoarder of rhymes,schrodinger of dementors,who slows motion of time
Yoda.
Looking above, man I'm confused as to what just happened...
was that just a bunch of gibberish or was that actually you rapping?
what's with all the quotations, plus signs and brackets?
if that was all audio it'd just be pure static you can't hack it.
So Yoda, lets see your force cause you don't seem to wise
Quit You must, cause ain't nobody understand your lines
Man you aint understand shit, cuz your parietal lobe is missing
Thinking with your cerebellum, you may loose your vision
Your momma so fat she had a whale for dinner
Shit brix and now the earths axis is spinnin
Mom jokes, so this is what hip hop has come to
if the greats saw your lyrics they would instantly shun you.
i have you figured out though, Souja Boy is your idol right?
Crank dat flow, man your so dope!...sike
I didn't mean to mislead you, i just can't believe this
you gotta be a bitch, cause there's no way there's a dick between your hips
but you must've known all along that you didn't belong
oh and by the way you spelt bricks wrong...
You're ridiculous,is it a liquor rush? Trying to rhyme sike with right?
You might as well be the next champion of "lick our bush"
Hair is all you have and hair is all you get,rhyming hair with hair and gay with gay,in despair
A breed so sick and rare,you're only found under aids infested childrens beds
Yoda's in the closet he's a nerd that loves gay internet sex talk
so we all know that his content dL since he's a faggot on xbox
Badass.
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Its amusing how you raise children and assess together?
We all know you're dad used to wear latex condom suits over better
fuck the words you speak, those bars you spit aint nice playa
You couldn't slice thru a rap battle even with ur light saber
- W a r r i o r B l o o d -
Rolling up after rolling up
you look at a nigga and be like why this nigga rolling up
won't give a nigga that chance to call his bluff
oh you nice with the hands? I got that chrome we ain't scuffing up
at this distance you gonna need more than luck you fucked
I'll let the bullets talk with the doctor and all that medical stuff
you soft you lost you go around acting like a character you saw?
no balls pause detecting flaws hit you with the sawed off
shotty probably this the end
type death and click send similar to a sniper looking through his lens
I'm animal you can't fend I rock solo with a pen Bishop this dark knight and kill all my friends(get it?)
You thought it be over I'm armed like bold shoulders on my ape shit gorilla soldier
Only a pussy shoots from afar|
Steel to your body while watching your life leak is dark|
Your too far you had the chance to go back|
So this is it no last stand|
Panorama the view, your nowhere in it|
I fear it is your day of reckoning| so listen now as the angel of death sings|
Preaching from the pews|
While your lifeless body is dragged to, a place where there is no return|
Karmas come back and your being burned|
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Last edited by Apodaca; April 21st, 2014 at 07:38 AM
diss'n but missin precision, you're not hitting the target
if 'only a pussy shoots from afar' why are you not markin it?
you're either a pussy too, or you're firing blank cartridges
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Im not dissing, im spitting venom, blank cartridges? Ive got plenty of em,
but theyll be refilled,
theyre empty from taking shots at the weak willed,
pop a few pills, no idea why you seem so still,
maybe its cause im fast, most of the time i aint packing no gat,
im more of the slice and slash
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