Freestyle Cypher

[HighEngineChief]

Vincent you’re a suspicious little nitwit with a set of perky bitch tits
And a 70‘s porn mustache fag you’re a tongue wagging dick lick
State Sheriff looking ass Keegan Michael Key twin having slim fit
Jean wearing pin head with two dads and now you’re all pissed at
The world cause you were raised as a little girl and all the kids said
You look like Rupal fucked a Nazi propaganda poster of Jewish women
...What?

But enough about a bitch who quotes himself in his own sig
Like anyone gives a shit what comes out his face or goes back in

Anyway...
Celph is too stupid to go away, so I’ll just diss this hoe instead
MAYBE IF I CAPSLOCK THIS SHIT WILL BE DOPE AGAIN!!
No, it’s dead I think it might be best if you choked on your only pen
And use the pad to wipe your ass and spit some real shit OFF THE HEAD!
There you go, did I emphasize the wordplay enough for y’all to get
Who can think of the most convoluted stupid fucking pun and call it sick
That by the time you decipher you don’t even want to be bothered with
Then have to watch the snob who said it smirk like we all thought he killed it
Nope. Stop pretending you had talent when you obviously didn’t
Every song you’ve ever written has sucked balls and let them finish
On your recycled ass bars it’s like Michael Clarke Duncan on the microphone
Parched and tryna catch the beat, stuttering while he’s tryna say boss

And Ill Finesse is still a bot

[Celph Taut]

Ask me if I read it now.
Pathetic how... he has attempted, in part, to get it down.
But I'd have to go to a mirror
for myself to have a better round.
I'm playing wit' this joke of a cat...
Only dope I've noticed is that he can't approach what I've wrote on a track.
Punches in this verse make up for the focus he lacks.
He won't just relax. Every fleeting moment, he just opens his yap.
And the trivial bullshit that comes out of it?
Is enough to make ya Kurt Cobain.
I'd rather have a bullet work its way through my brain than hear em' say he is game.
It's perplexing how these netcees come out of their shell
...and demand their respect.
When he couldn't hold Sixteen Candles to Molly
Ringwald's hand on the set.
You little fucking amateur, bet you splooged in your
Dreamworks Troll pajamas, upset
you couldn't do anything about this, but stand in project...
Some fake bravado.
Straight garbage, stop with it.
Dope MC? You're the opposite. On the net, you're just talking shit.
Bottom line is? You're not this sick.
Confidence drops while you're hanging there, n' I'm banging
whether you're playing possum, or not.
Judged by 12, carried by six.
You'll get locked in a box.
And I'm leaving with the ransom, whether or not the hostage is shot.
Getting talkative, watch me
knock his fucking face in...
so far into his skull, forensics GPS it's location.
The type of shit he writes? Is the type of shit I'm erasing.
There's only one good spot for that? Deep inside of a waste bin.
You sleep with lines so complacent?
What golden year did you have, Chief?
The past week, your entire resume has been ass cheeks.

[Late Bloom]

So i decided to rap on rao battles cypher thread
But you like the end of a road call it a dead end
Shit man this was a place that was dope
Im like you feeling crop or has it got ya cleaning mugs
Im like that show about a buncha doctors call me some scrubs
Yeah but were u prepared? I bet rapbattles is a dope site
People always question the end of their lives...
We see it day to day and i dont want to say so much
A lot of it was confusing had me out of touch
Yo but my lines stat fly especially for a white guy
Yo u touching the throne but aint hot cause ya lifes on the line
Im free from this awful fortune... his proportion...
Was enough to get that man a promotion
It was almost as if you were a kid writing for a magazine
Life is a lot like waterfalls everything depends on the mainstream..
But sometimes dudes do pull out shit on the fly its true
Gotta remember when the date was cause my rhyme is flute

[Celph Taut]

Anyone stepping out of their place, n' I'm a shoot...
...Up into the sky, with you, carried up by a giant NUKE.
Yep. And then after that? I'm stepping away.
Have EMS drive out n' carry you the rest of the way.
Who's next to get played? Tired of people feeling like I am their equal.
I'm high on the steeple, looking at the bodies piled up, lying beneath you.
Bottom line's, no mind is this lethal.
Tied the cathedral to a pillar n' broke it.
Still, any feeling is hopeless to kill it.
You thought your jokes were fulfilling?? Take the crown off,
but nobody's willing.
Emotions are reeling their spirits n' approaching the ceiling...
Transparency here; every note is revealing.
They know I'm a villain, been playing it for a while now.
Motherfuckers, so bow down.
Your majesty awaits. Glad to see your place has been found.
Make no mistakes, with a style like stakes to your chest plate, when it's out...
Stayed at the house.
Wide awake. Lying, baked, on the couch.
Slime the face of your spouse, widened eye, it's flying straight to her mouth.
Wow. And she polished it in astonishment.
She's a connoisseur to slobbing dick, when she's on it with more Blurred Lines than Robin Thicke.
Did I care? Not a bit.
She got a bottom big enough to block a fucking flying saucer with.
But never mind, a lot of haters on my jock, get in line.
Pussy wet, you better bet that I get her Crying Freedom, like Kevin Kline.
Smooth Operator - word to Sade...
Buffy the Body customer, probably easily suck this salami.
Something this godly won't settle for anything less.
Pen's expressed better than Arthur Miller, at the editors desk.

[Late Bloom]

Ok i dont even know who those people were
And a lot of your lines was like batter i had to stir
Im not sure what you were tryih to portray
But if u wanted directions all mine lead to a j
Yeah i know im irritating like birds im migrating..
That imitation was changing my pasture decides its deviating
But always quick with witt i never be fading yall can stay hating
Not sure who im trying to address
But i live my life like i was wishing u all the best
Guess im just trying to figure this rap thing out...
But yall be fucking around and aint give me little thought
There wasnt much to add.... i was bewildered by his response...
Woulddnt intend on hindering my dope flow... im bitter for some dough..
Couldnt rescinder his gold its flickered with a glow....
Still couldnt depict his characters world.. a few words said after..
Certain manufactured the vineyard it captured... lasting overt within his cancours...
He made it more interesting... slave to his consistence.. transition within mannican..
Any other category platterpuss im an avalanche this cliff his good fortune stays abstinent...

[Venom]

Look a misfit in the eyes been in this shit all my life
They tell me to swallow my pride while I wallow in strife
No role model to follow just a bottle tonight
I wobble and fight with these hallow insides, bellow and cry
Swell up with the tears of time, look in the mirror to find
My demons appear in the form of fear's design
I'm speared by the thorns of a revolted mind, provoked to dine
On the thoughts of my rotten soul caught engrossed in a plot to stop the ghost of my past from taken my damn passion
I pray to God and I demand action, I'm baskin
In hell and I feel like lashin out , no I'm not asking now because tonight my whole world's crashing down
Picture a lot of fire and flying ash , screams are the only thing passed around
Broken dreams fill the pastures now, slit a vein like a vine submitting to the mist of rain and drain the pain and then fade away...

[Sammy]

ayo,
stain-glass. cementing my status
i'm here to slay emcees with the same brash intent
rage and anger suggest that i hastily face emcees then take and snap they necks
click-clacking the tech
and i aint talkin metaphor, pawtna, when it happens...thats it
funeral parlor. mascara all nasty and shit.
take the widow to the next room and start smashing the bitch
my word is bond. take it to the bank and yall can cash it for riches
i like to sport black beanie hats with a thick,
army fatigue jacket. Fact, im throwing back to legit
times, when Illmatic was "It"!
Death Row and Wu-Tang was making nasty ass hits
we can go bar for bar like some happy ass kids in the shower and shit...PAUSE
soap line for them dirty rhymes cuz i'm a master of quips.
each spit i spat's like a gift for rap - nigga i'll shatter ur clique
i trap and i trick. ask ur family,
they aint only clients, they employees making cash for the kid
this is easy, i stay rappin with slick language that sticks after u hear it.

[Late Bloom]

man im tired of fucking up....
i gots ta digest life like i was taking sum drugs...
yo i dont know how to continue....
fit you like a shoe... still dont have any clues...
yo im in mad pain and no one interested anymore..
it aint pretty like you could call me a Labrador
i gotta put a stop to this like i was a ship and its anchor...
its like a favour for a favour but im filled with cheap labour
yo im trying to show some compassion but it aint getting across..
im like some dreads way i got people filled up with knots...
there aint much to say i dont know what people want me to post
if my left doesnt connect well then like baseball i bet the red sox
im like frank white since im a heavy hitter...
you be like forestation way you cutting down on timber...
guess theres always a way out, but i cant seem to find it...
im warm inside like an igloo and very valuable like some diamonds
you i gotta pursue the truth and im just trying to amuse my humor...
but its all seeming non trustworthy way people filled up with rumors..
i dont care anymore my life is too difficult to proceed...
i'd stalk yall but that would mean i would be able to succeed...
i guess i gots to end it now theres not much more i can learn from life
and i realize that there is more to the world than just some rappers rhymes
but i cant fulfill my speech and i aint even need to inaugurate like a president
you lacking any proof of anything its like i didnt leave you any evidence...
im getting sick of it and really the only thing i wanted from the start...
was to be your friend something that i would keep safe in a jar....
now i got no one everyones gone the whole world just up and left me
i dont care if you think im sketchy i know now that not all of my life is pretty
but i dont know how to proceed ive got nothing to my name.....
im like something in the back of ya mind just cause i get lost inside my brain...
ill put it to your forehead like i was some eyebrows..
you gots to look out for me as if i was a lighthouse....
and i aint find a way to reminisce and all that good stuff...
but just like a four leaf clover bro im filled up with good luck...
gonna end this here dont care if none of yall get it..
but you aint getting no analogy you just in need of a medic...
guess thats it go ahead say some stupid shit when you respond...
guess you think im weak well guess thats cause i got a star to wish upon...
just when shit was getting good....
stay on the corner of the game like this was chess and i was a rook....

[Ill Finesse]

like this was chess and I was a rook...

This IS chess... you ARE a rook.. I am the best, blessed, let me confess
I'm the avatar of this one wack nigga.. who packs vigor, but acts like he ain't wrapped tight
In the daytime carries a flashlight, type girls would never like
Talks about dicks like if its clever, niggaz we gotta do better
And get educated, can't teach yourself, I graduated now I regulate
Hate generates once I penetrate your system of ventilation


brb...

[Late Bloom]

dog that was so whack i had to step out for some air
you like a metaphor way you got two things to compare
yo that wasnt easy im telling you pimping isnt easy
you be like a peace treatie im something indians live in call me a teepee
lol you guys have no idea how ill my concepts are when they fresh
nothing disturbs people more then the beginning of their death
gotta learn how to crawl before you start to walk
but you so whack you getting outlined on the sidewalk with some chalk
yo i got yo fucking so delirious you dont even comprehend
cause the best offense is a good defense
and i realize this isnt my best cypher post er whatever
but i had to learn how to knit since i put a hole in ya sweater
yo yall talk like i got skills but i keep aprehending faggots
im like orlando except i dont fuck about with no magic..
yo that was about all i wanted to say at this point...
i learned the dojo still havent figured out why but its as if i was flipping a coin
yo i got nothing else to say to this freak so im going wrap this shit up
yo you like a drug way you something that gets you fucked

[Literal Pete]

Time to let some steam out, not a dentist but im into taking teeth out
No fucks will be given, suplex your wife in the kitchen, then i will calmly proceed to check on the chicken
My head more twisted then devil infested bitches in horror flicks,
Scarier than serial killers that just don't know when to quit,
Its no contest, I will drop you down to the ground faster then holding on to abnormally hot objects,

[Child-Raising Badass]

Time to let some steam out, not a dentist but im into taking teeth out
No fucks will be given, suplex your woman in the kitchen, then i will calmly proceed to check on the chicken
My head more twisted then devil infested bitches in horror flicks,
Scarier than serial killers that just don't know when to quit,
Its no contest, I will drop you down to the ground faster then holding on to abnormally hot objects,

Where in Toronto are you from?

[Literal Pete]

The shady side of town, where square dudes like you, are nowhere to be found, Hit you so hard that you would literally turn around .

[Roll]

If that's what ya got, it's best ya quit
Before I return to ball like Hester did
Dope flow, section 8 Testin fate
Go head drink the Kool aid, heavens gate

This shit ain't cool man, guns murder drugs money lootan. Dull your senses and numb your state. Until your inclined to crime then comes the day. Your time to shine or run away. Except the result only leads to a hour of sun a day. So where's the choice? Fuck your bullshit, where's your voice. Pop shit, kill shit, where's ya noise!?! Sell your soul for objects, beholden to profits. Warned by prophets not to fall in lock step. With the way of the world. Your mind state distracted and anxious. From the devices and vices and ways of the world...

[Lenox]

bong rituals equivalent to indica hits, rolling the house of wax with peter parkers finger tips, black smoke the smell of liquorish, crystals glistening ridiculous,
Im rich for a day, until I get spliffs to build up a J, fattened veins turn emotions to 50 incisions of Grey, my money's in a crippling state when I use yearly wages for piffin away

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@Joe Boston wish granted