I'm gone go get me an education. Half way there. Got this GI bill to pay for things. But what I need to do first is fix my computer so I can access the internet in the comfort of my own room. Then I need to get a web service provider. After this I can sign up for online courses because I don't have a car, duh. Easy right? Next part takes hard work. I gotta get/earn/beg/borrow/steal my way to a bachelors in psychology. That's the tight. I can get some kind of psychomological related job. I hear parole officer is an option, then I'd get to know all of you lounge rats in person. Next part is tricky. I gotta change my last name to Evil. This is important. Also important is saving my money so I can up the ante by getting my doctorate in psychology. See where I'm going with this? Dr. Evil, yes, totally. Then I can use my new found doctable psychomological powers to start a small band of raiders. Gotta brainwash them, it's easy, it's been done before. Hitler did it, Manson did it, I'd mention any various religious prophets but someone might be offended. Anyway, I got a small brainwashed army who does my bidding as I increase my resources to vastness. Soon enough I'll have enough money and resources to buy myself an even larger army, most likely composed of gangbangers, bikers, prisoners, and anybody else handy with the steel... if you know what I mean. Then, we hijack a nuclear missile and hold the world for ransom of one BILLION dollars.
Seriously. Why not? It's a solid plan of awesomeness. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Yaaayyyy!!!!
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