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    Re: Smashing a tv

    make a whole big enough for your head...
    use it as a helmet and play some football....

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    Re: Smashing a tv

    smh.

    i think i've finally outgrown the lounge on RB...

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    Re: Smashing a tv

    One time...when I was about 17-18...

    I was tweaked out on cocaine. Trying to fall asleep...HAD to get up for work the next day.
    Yeah, yeah, yeah...I shouldn't have done the coke. We know that.

    Nonetheless...I was trying to sleep and my fuckin room mates were watching Letterman. On my TV! Loud as fuck.

    I tried a couple of times to come out and ask them, cool-like, to please turn it down. They did, but each of em had a date with them and I guess the bitches kept having them turn the volume back up...cuz normally they were cool about letting me sleep seeing as I was the only one with a fuckin job in the apartment of 3.

    So, on the third trip to the living room, I took my trusty axe with me and without saying a word, just entered the room and swung the axe, putting the fucker right through the glass of the TV, shattering it and sending sparks flying.

    It was awesome.

    My buds were pretty freaked.

    But that's how it goes when you coke up a dude with axes and machetes in his room...then don't let him sleep it off.

    Nowadays?

    I'd put the TV outside and wait for someone who needed it to find it and take it away.
    If it was broken, I'd put a sign on it saying so.
    Peeps'll still take it.

    I dumped all my fat TV's like that when I replaced them with flat panels.
    Like, 3 of em. A couple of them must have weighed a hundred pounds or more.

    Peeps still wanted em.

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    Re: Smashing a tv

    B2K destroys another thread once again.

    Lol.
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    Re: Smashing a tv

    Quote Originally Posted by Jefferson View Post
    drop it from the top of a building

    onto a random passerbyer
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    Re: Smashing a tv

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Bust On Toes View Post
    B2K destroys another thread once again.

    Lol.
    right lol. the kid was asking for methods to do something stupid. not for a story from your cocaine filled life as a young crackhead B2K.

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    Re: Smashing a tv

    Perhaps Quo and was too slow to catch it...
    Which often happens, I've noticed.

    But the suggestion was there.

    If I must be blunt.

    Use an axe.

    There.

    Now Quo can fully comprehend the suggestion.

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    Lol, B2K, I was actually showing you love.


    I didn't mean you killed the mood. I said you killed the thread. PWNED it.


    So take that back what you said about me... *sniffles*
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    Re: Smashing a tv

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Bust On Toes View Post
    Lol, B2K, I was actually showing you love.


    I didn't mean you killed the mood. I said you killed the thread. PWNED it.


    So take that back what you said about me... *sniffles*
    are you sucking or what

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    Re: Smashing a tv

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Bust On Toes View Post
    Lol, B2K, I was actually showing you love.


    I didn't mean you killed the mood. I said you killed the thread. PWNED it.


    So take that back what you said about me... *sniffles*
    Ok, I take it back...and corrected my original post.

    My apologies, sir.

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    Re: Smashing a tv

    throw a bottle filled with hydrogen under it & throw a match.. then whatever's left you can dismantle with an axe or chainsaw.
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    Re: Smashing a tv

    Quote Originally Posted by Born To Kill View Post
    Perhaps Quo and was too slow to catch it...
    Which often happens, I've noticed.

    But the suggestion was there.

    If I must be blunt.

    Use an axe.

    There.

    Now Quo can fully comprehend the suggestion.
    nigga ur as stupid as TJaymac. don't even try to insinuate that i didn't notice you used an axe. i also noticed you told yet another story about being coked out. maybe you was too slow to catch my post.

    I'm a fucking moron

    There.

    Now B2K can fully comprehend the statement.

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    Re: Smashing a tv

    Quote Originally Posted by Jayohe12 View Post
    are you sucking or what
    My nigga, I'm keeping it real.

    I don't suck up to no nigga #RealTalk


    Nigga just thought I was swagging on him, but I was actually showing him love.


    #TookMyWordsOutOfContext


    And since I'm a #BaseBoy


    #IHadToCorrectIt
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    Re: Smashing a tv

    nice recovery
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    Re: Smashing a tv

    Quote Originally Posted by FPS Cuba View Post
    nigga ur as stupid as TJaymac. don't even try to insinuate that i didn't notice you used an axe. i also noticed you told yet another story about being coked out. maybe you was too slow to catch my post.

    you're a fucking moron

    There.

    Now B2K can fully comprehend the statement.
    So you go from fucking with cats who totally abused and embarrased you...proving you a poor bitch...courtesy of the baseboy crew...

    To fucking with someone who can do the same...even if it takes a little cheating...by altering your name, sig, avy all day long to make you look even more queer than you already are.

    Smart move, kiddo.

    Then again, you always were.

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