Chrit. 7-2 Vs. J. Hens 4-1 -Vote-

[Tim]

Lethal Lyricist League Week 10

Due Times
Check in due Thursday 11.59pm EST.
- if you don't check in by this time, you WILL be Dqued
Verses due by Friday 11.59pm EST.
- 2 hour grace period, if used -3 votes
-Max. Extension = 24 hours, to be granted by your opponent.

Line Limits
10 min and 20 max…If no line limit agreed, second battler to post must match first battler. But ultimately, first battler gets to set the line number by how much he posts.

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[J.Hens.]

gl bro 16-20

[Chrit.]

Check.

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...247/index.html
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...254/index.html
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...243/index.html
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...242/index.html

[J.Hens.]

edit verse here, my bad lol

[Chrit.]

You aint chill yo, f'real... ur verses have never got clout
so when I fist bump ur bro Ken , and he'll mock u for getting knocked out
The reality... show and I'll surely dismantle fakes
so when you end up washed up, on the jersey shore, I musta forgot the ankle weights
In this talent pool ur slayed, I know just how this battle might look
Hens'll be a fish outta water, since Im bound to catch him with the right hook
Mutual admiration? Aint none of that when Im leavin this punk slayed
but Ill leave him respect, since its obvious John's in desperate need of an upgrade
Im insured to win, while Im just hopin you've got a medical plan
cause Ill have u experience the red cross, and be pissed you bled on my hands
Hens is all over the net, we're all impressed with this goon
and how he's so well traveled, and never took a step from his room
I heard that Hens' a virgin, so awkward, lonely, and full of self rage
when I ask about double D's, he grabs some dice and rolls an elf mage
Im the type to call you a fag, so seeing this battle I betcha were stressin
cause in lieu... most accurately describes ur sexual preference
Im pressin the issue, Im a god bringing thunder n bashin this wack bitch
so when I drop the hammer, you'll feelin Thor... just for havin that fag lisp
You've been using my style for years, what, you think that Im hurt?
Nah... instead Ill shadow box...and put this clone in the dirt

[J.Hens.]

holla RB,

Battle of the week. Should be fun .

You act retarded enough, but it's even worse when you speak.
LOL @ that quote. What, did u think I was writing both verses this week?
Please quit, You see Chrit.. your career's in deep shit.
it must feel terrible going 12 straight seasons without bein able to beat $pit.
I write the best & I hope someone tight is next.
My hand's raised as the winner..
... Your hand's raised since Ur askin me for advice on text.
Females hate him; plus nobody thinks Chrit's writin' dope.
& In the bedroom, bitches sayin' Criticize Too Little like dickridin' votes.
My taste is hotter, Ur disgraced once your face gets slaughtered.
Lookin at u gives women more Shivers than nude baths in glacial water.
Postin' pics tryin to tell us ur hard, his gut's outer shell is just lard.
Ur stomach Ballooned so much ppl write Happy Birthday on it & sell it with cards.
I've sonned plenty tighter, Ur the typical unsteady writer.
wouldn't call you a Snake, but ur biggest threat is bein known as a 'deadly biter'.
Who can resist to hate? Ur played so let me show u a glimpse of fate.
Ur shit looks exactly the same after 10 season's like Homer Simpson's face.
Try to stand& fall.. Bartender won't have any shit land at all.
I dont see 'Barbarian' any1 usin' punches that look ghosted by a Neanderthal.
Act legendary, but who likes what this crummy dude writes.
I'm the King. Ur just 'Royally fucked' like William&Kate's honeymoon night.


pz12

[A.T.]

You aint chill yo, f'real... ur verses have never got clout
so when I fist bump ur bro Ken , and he'll mock u for getting knocked out
good opener
The reality... show and I'll surely dismantle fakes
so when you end up washed up, on the jersey shore, I musta forgot the ankle weights
nice... even for a jersey shore line... like the flip
In this talent pool ur slayed, I know just how this battle might look
Hens'll be a fish outta water, since Im bound to catch him with the right hook
eh...
Mutual admiration? Aint none of that when Im leavin this punk slayed
but Ill leave him respect, since its obvious John's in desperate need of an upgrade
good
Im insured to win, while Im just hopin you've got a medical plan
cause Ill have u experience the red cross, and be pissed you bled on my hands
good
Hens is all over the net, we're all impressed with this goon
and how he's so well traveled, and never took a step from his room
lol... funny cause its true...
I heard that Hens' a virgin, so awkward, lonely, and full of self rage
when I ask about double D's, he grabs some dice and rolls an elf mage
dungeons and dragons concept... ok flip on it.
Im the type to call you a fag, so seeing this battle I betcha were stressin
cause in lieu... most accurately describes ur sexual preference
lol... good hit!
Im pressin the issue, Im a god bringing thunder n bashin this wack bitch
so when I drop the hammer, you'll feelin Thor... just for havin that fag lisp
lol... funny
You've been using my style for years, what, you think that Im hurt?
Nah... instead Ill shadow box...and put this clone in the dirt
ok closer

vs.

You act retarded enough, but it's even worse when you speak.
LOL @ that quote. What, did u think I was writing both verses this week?
decent opener... funny but not a hard hitter
Please quit, You see Chrit.. your career's in deep shit.
it must feel terrible going 12 straight seasons without bein able to beat $pit.
good personal
I write the best & I hope someone tight is next.
My hand's raised as the winner..
... Your hand's raised since Ur askin me for advice on text.
decent
Females hate him; plus nobody thinks Chrit's writin' dope.
& In the bedroom, bitches sayin' Criticize Too Little like dickridin' votes.
rofl... name plays been done before but damned good flip
My taste is hotter, Ur disgraced once your face gets slaughtered.
Lookin at u gives women more Shivers than nude baths in glacial water.
lol
Postin' pics tryin to tell us ur hard, his gut's outer shell is just lard.
Ur stomach Ballooned so much ppl write Happy Birthday on it & sell it with cards.
lol @ the set up... flip was a little less than I expected, but decent
I've sonned plenty tighter, Ur the typical unsteady writer.
wouldn't call you a Snake, but ur biggest threat is bein known as a 'deadly biter'.
lol... good metaphor... decent hit
Who can resist to hate? Ur played so let me show u a glimpse of fate.
Ur shit looks exactly the same after 10 season's like Homer Simpson's face.
wow... I duno why, but I like this... simple but funny at the same time
Try to stand& fall.. Bartender won't have any shit land at all.
I dont see 'Barbarian' any1 usin' punches that look ghosted by a Neanderthal.
good wordplay, but I'm missing the connection to Chrit... ok
Act legendary, but who likes what this crummy dude writes.
I'm the King. Ur just 'Royally fucked' like William&Kate's honeymoon night.
good metaphor, ok closer

I had a few laughs with this battle, good shit by both. Both of yall had some
nice flips on played concepts, and original shit and personals... made for a
good read. Overall, I was feelin chrit took this with a few more comical lines
and more complex concepts and flips. Hens brought fire, no doubt, but some
of the bars were a little simple, for my liking.

vote- Chrit

[Rant]

You act retarded enough, but it's even worse when you speak.
LOL @ that quote. What, did u think I was writing both verses this week?
Please quit, You see Chrit.. your career's in deep shit.
it must feel terrible going 12 straight seasons without bein able to beat $pit.
I write the best & I hope someone tight is next.
My hand's raised as the winner..
... Your hand's raised since Ur askin me for advice on text.
My taste is hotter, Ur disgraced once your face gets slaughtered.
Lookin at u gives women more Shivers than nude baths in glacial water.
Postin' pics tryin to tell us ur hard, his gut's outer shell is just lard.
Ur stomach Ballooned so much ppl write Happy Birthday on it & sell it with cards
Try to stand& fall.. Bartender won't have any shit land at all.
I dont see 'Barbarian' any1 usin' punches that look ghosted by a Nea

Vs


In this talent pool ur slayed, I know just how this battle might look
Hens'll be a fish outta water, since Im bound to catch him with the right hook
Im insured to win, while Im just hopin you've got a medical plan
cause Ill have u experience the red cross, and be pissed you bled on my hands
Hens is all over the net, we're all impressed with this goon
and how he's so well traveled, and never took a step from his room



Yeah didn't think this one was close, chrit came w a bunch of real forced lines n didn't really connect much. The ones I quoted were dope though. Idk not trying to be too critical but had to keep it real....hens dope shit, some of the lines there were real witty.

V hens

[Raydeoh]

You aint chill yo, f'real... ur verses have never got clout
so when I fist bump ur bro Ken , and he'll mock u for getting knocked out
Ok
The reality... show and I'll surely dismantle fakes
so when you end up washed up, on the jersey shore, I musta forgot the ankle weights
Decent
In this talent pool ur slayed, I know just how this battle might look
Hens'll be a fish outta water, since Im bound to catch him with the right hook
Decent
Mutual admiration? Aint none of that when Im leavin this punk slayed
but Ill leave him respect, since its obvious John's in desperate need of an upgrade
Ok
Im insured to win, while Im just hopin you've got a medical plan
cause Ill have u experience the red cross, and be pissed you bled on my hands
Decent
Hens is all over the net, we're all impressed with this goon
and how he's so well traveled, and never took a step from his room
Lol.. liked this
I heard that Hens' a virgin, so awkward, lonely, and full of self rage
when I ask about double D's, he grabs some dice and rolls an elf mage
Lmao
Im the type to call you a fag, so seeing this battle I betcha were stressin
cause in lieu... most accurately describes ur sexual preference
Ok I guess
Im pressin the issue, Im a god bringing thunder n bashin this wack bitch
so when I drop the hammer, you'll feelin Thor... just for havin that fag lisp
Decent
You've been using my style for years, what, you think that Im hurt?
Nah... instead Ill shadow box...and put this clone in the dirt
Ok I guess

vs

You act retarded enough, but it's even worse when you speak.
LOL @ that quote. What, did u think I was writing both verses this week?
Lol
Please quit, You see Chrit.. your career's in deep shit.
it must feel terrible going 12 straight seasons without bein able to beat $pit.
Lol.. nice personal
I write the best & I hope someone tight is next.
My hand's raised as the winner..
... Your hand's raised since Ur askin me for advice on text.
Ok
Females hate him; plus nobody thinks Chrit's writin' dope.
& In the bedroom, bitches sayin' Criticize Too Little like dickridin' votes.
Decent
My taste is hotter, Ur disgraced once your face gets slaughtered.
Lookin at u gives women more Shivers than nude baths in glacial water.
Ok
Postin' pics tryin to tell us ur hard, his gut's outer shell is just lard.
Ur stomach Ballooned so much ppl write Happy Birthday on it & sell it with cards.
Lmao
I've sonned plenty tighter, Ur the typical unsteady writer.
wouldn't call you a Snake, but ur biggest threat is bein known as a 'deadly biter'.
He's been called a biter countless times but this was a really nice flip forreal
Who can resist to hate? Ur played so let me show u a glimpse of fate.
Ur shit looks exactly the same after 10 season's like Homer Simpson's face.
Ok
Try to stand& fall.. Bartender won't have any shit land at all.
I dont see 'Barbarian' any1 usin' punches that look ghosted by a Neanderthal.
Decent
Act legendary, but who likes what this crummy dude writes.
I'm the King. Ur just 'Royally fucked' like William&Kate's honeymoon night.
Ok I guess


Really dope battle here.. both of you guys were consistent but Hens JUST edged this one.. the Happy Bday punch and the Snake punch were dope.. good shit guys

Vote: Hensley

[Untold.]

The reality... show and I'll surely dismantle fakes
so when you end up washed up, on the jersey shore, I musta forgot the ankle weights
^quoted this cuz it was decent. i was 50/50 but it was kind'a fresh being that i haven't seen it before..
Mutual admiration? Aint none of that when Im leavin this punk slayed
but Ill leave him respect, since its obvious John's in desperate need of an upgrade
Hens is all over the net, we're all impressed with this goon
and how he's so well traveled, and never took a step from his room
Im the type to call you a fag, so seeing this battle I betcha were stressin
cause in lieu... most accurately describes ur sexual preference

vs.

You act retarded enough, but it's even worse when you speak.
LOL @ that quote. What, did u think I was writing both verses this week?
Please quit, You see Chrit.. your career's in deep shit.
it must feel terrible going 12 straight seasons without bein able to beat $pit.
I write the best & I hope someone tight is next.
My hand's raised as the winner..
... Your hand's raised since Ur askin me for advice on text.
Postin' pics tryin to tell us ur hard, his gut's outer shell is just lard.
Ur stomach Ballooned so much ppl write Happy Birthday on it & sell it with cards.
Who can resist to hate? Ur played so let me show u a glimpse of fate.
Ur shit looks exactly the same after 10 season's like Homer Simpson's face.
Try to stand& fall.. Bartender won't have any shit land at all.
I dont see 'Barbarian' any1 usin' punches that look ghosted by a Neanderthal.
Act legendary, but who likes what this crummy dude writes.
I'm the King. Ur just 'Royally fucked' like William&Kate's honeymoon night.

damn! pretty good battle here. chrit has some tight lines, no lie. some of that stuff was a bit play'd. but some of it was also worded crisp! like the "jersey shore" line, but i did like the creativity on it. good one. but hens, damn! killed it. might even be worth calling verse of the week. good personals, some fresh concepts i haven't seen before and the "homer simpson" line had me laughing. overall, good battle. but hens takes this one.

v/ j.hens

[Aeral]

The reality... show and I'll surely dismantle fakes
so when you end up washed up, on the jersey shore, I musta forgot the ankle weights
Hens is all over the net, we're all impressed with this goon
and how he's so well traveled, and never took a step from his room

V.


You act retarded enough, but it's even worse when you speak.
LOL @ that quote. What, did u think I was writing both verses this week?
Please quit, You see Chrit.. your career's in deep shit.
it must feel terrible going 12 straight seasons without bein able to beat $pit.
Females hate him; plus nobody thinks Chrit's writin' dope.
& In the bedroom, bitches sayin' Criticize Too Little like dickridin' votes.
Postin' pics tryin to tell us ur hard, his gut's outer shell is just lard.
Ur stomach Ballooned so much ppl write Happy Birthday on it & sell it with cards.

v/ Hens. Chrit I've seen much better from you bro. Hens brought fire. he prolly had top 3 LOTB all by himself. Chrit s 2 quotes i felt were nice. but his misses cost him hens was pretty consistent.

[Token]

The reality... show and I'll surely dismantle fakes
so when you end up washed up, on the jersey shore, I musta forgot the ankle weights
In this talent pool ur slayed, I know just how this battle might look
Hens'll be a fish outta water, since Im bound to catch him with the right hook
Im pressin the issue, Im a god bringing thunder n bashin this wack bitch
so when I drop the hammer, you'll feelin Thor... just for havin that fag lisp

vs.

You act retarded enough, but it's even worse when you speak.
LOL @ that quote. What, did u think I was writing both verses this week?
Please quit, You see Chrit.. your career's in deep shit.
it must feel terrible going 12 straight seasons without bein able to beat $pit.
I write the best & I hope someone tight is next.
My hand's raised as the winner..
... Your hand's raised since Ur askin me for advice on text.
Postin' pics tryin to tell us ur hard, his gut's outer shell is just lard.
Ur stomach Ballooned so much ppl write Happy Birthday on it & sell it with cards.
Who can resist to hate? Ur played so let me show u a glimpse of fate.
Ur shit looks exactly the same after 10 season's like Homer Simpson's face.
Act legendary, but who likes what this crummy dude writes.
I'm the King. Ur just 'Royally fucked' like William&Kate's honeymoon night.


cool read, although chrit didn't come like usual. seems like he was rushed, and typos throughout the verse indicate that very well may be the case here. hens, you came with some dope shit lmao. nice showing bro.

Vote: J Hens

[$pitacular]

Mutual admiration? Aint none of that when Im leavin this punk slayed
but Ill leave him respect, since its obvious John's in desperate need of an upgrade
Im insured to win, while Im just hopin you've got a medical plan
cause Ill have u experience the red cross, and be pissed you bled on my hands
Hens is all over the net, we're all impressed with this goon
and how he's so well traveled, and never took a step from his room
I heard that Hens' a virgin, so awkward, lonely, and full of self rage
when I ask about double D's, he grabs some dice and rolls an elf mage
Im the type to call you a fag, so seeing this battle I betcha were stressin
cause in lieu... most accurately describes ur sexual preference

vs

You act retarded enough, but it's even worse when you speak.
LOL @ that quote. What, did u think I was writing both verses this week?
Please quit, You see Chrit.. your career's in deep shit.
it must feel terrible going 12 straight seasons without bein able to beat $pit.
My taste is hotter, Ur disgraced once your face gets slaughtered.
Lookin at u gives women more Shivers than nude baths in glacial water.
Postin' pics tryin to tell us ur hard, his gut's outer shell is just lard.
Ur stomach Ballooned so much ppl write Happy Birthday on it & sell it with cards.
I've sonned plenty tighter, Ur the typical unsteady writer.
wouldn't call you a Snake, but ur biggest threat is bein known as a 'deadly biter'.
Try to stand& fall.. Bartender won't have any shit land at all.
I dont see 'Barbarian' any1 usin' punches that look ghosted by a Neanderthal.



This was a good battle.. Chrit's wording was somewhat better, Hens you had a couple that didn't flow well, even though I quoted the concepts.. which is why you took this. Just edged it out in consistency.. Chrit you had some bad misses in there.. looked lazy.. Hens you used a criticize line.. been done.. but overall you took this

v/ Hens