1-2 Punch Final 8 Playoff Magazine

**Verbal Hologram** · November 1st, 2010, 11:10 PM

1-2 Punch Final 8 Playoff Magazine

Introduction

Firstly i would like to thank those few who took this week seriously and voted properly. To those who didn't because they THOUGHT they were above it, fuck you....ya'll know who you are. Hopefully we can change it this round though. With all the bitching and shit slinging i seriously didnt wana make a mag this week, but i thought i'd give ya'll another chance so i reconsidered. It looks like King had has been modded in the 1-2 so congrats to him. In case ya'll are wondering that means everything that has gone wrong since the inception of the league has been his fault, so blame him lol. Btw there was too much fucken bullshit said last time there was interview in the mag...so now im not doing em. hope your happy. Now that we got that out of the way...onto the battles that took place this week.

Nick Vs. Quest

Originally Posted by Nick.

ill be truthful with you, ill be sure to make it clear
i've waited 'til playoffs to even try..
.. dog, u tried ur hardest just to make it here

vs

Originally Posted by Quest.

Nicks dick never wet, cuz hell he's one ugly dude
So when it comes to hittin the sheets,
its just another chore his mom made him do

I thought this battle was really close and the votes seem to reflect that. I liked both concepts and the way they were executed. I personally thought Quest had the better bar but only by the smallest of margins. However many thought the battle was very even. In the end Nick came out on top and advanced to the next round of the playoffs.

V/Nick

Wise Ways Vs. Twixn...

Originally Posted by Twixn...

wise's saturday nights are just fucking wild... sorta like his sig when he gets a date...
only substitute the two girls...
with him a q-tip and a neverending search for his own prostate.

vs

Originally Posted by Wise Ways

i'm famous u faggot, deliverin' poison constant - a full on jerk now
ur idea of makin' it big involve tons of spit, ya boyfriend's johnson n' forearm work outs

This decision was pretty unanimous. All but one person voted for Wise in this battle. I thought Twixn's bar was a bit too wordy and didn't have much sting to it. Wise had the comedy factor which most people seemed to like. In the end Wise advanced quite comfortably.

V/Wise Ways

C.A.S Vs. Arch.

Originally Posted by C.A.S.

He bends over backwards for wins but his losses are never out the norm
S'why we all like to see him battle and get Arch'ed over in his literal form

vs

Originally Posted by Arch.

Sigs are a portal to our minds. A hint to what we're trying to do in life
I want to be a cold, murderous motherfucker... CAS is striving for my typical tuesday night

Firstly credit must be given to C.A.S for re-opening this battle and not taking the no-show win in the playoffs. Many liked Arch's play on C.A.S' sig as he dropped quite a witty punch. C.A.S however dropped a punch some felt was a little played on Arch. So Arch gets the win and advances into the next round to vs A.Karp.

V/Arch.

Verbal Hologram Vs. Skillful Dreams

Originally Posted by Skillful Dreams

I'm better then you at modding & at the 1-2 kid
It must kill u inside knowing that I got modded in a better league... B4 u did

vs

Originally Posted by Verbal Hologram

Fagot you'll never get your name up in lights or even on the big screen
cause Inception was the ONLY time we gave a fuck about seeing Dreams

This was another close battle here. Many thought that Skill had the personal element in his bar but it wasn't harsh enough to get the win. VH dropped an Inception line which some liked and others thought was a bit played. in the end Verbal took the win.

V/Verbal Hologram

King Vs. knowP

Originally Posted by Kingdom Hearts

Ya lines are borin', my ideas score n they're pourin' in fast
Lets see who sticks in it.....
......I'm a staple in this league...you're a fucking thorn in its ass

vs

Originally Posted by KnowP

CAS predicted i would beat you so i takin whats been given me
And Ive seen the Last Emperor so its nothing to strip King of his dignity

This battle quite one sided in the end with King taking an over whelming majority of the votes. KnowP's punch played off King's name but was a bit too inderrect and not hard enough to get the win. King dropped quite a nice bar in the end which sealed the deal.

V/King

~feed-back~ vs M-Var!o

Originally Posted by M-Var!o

he's the type of dude to like a dude n giva speech before he eats sack
if FB gets 2 close to the speakers' mic....
.................................................i tll prolly gonna blow out feeds back

vs

Originally Posted by ~feed-back~

M could be making a killing but the league is holding him back wit no shine
So I'll move him to the cutting room floor....accompanied with chalk outlines

M-Var!o came kind of weak here, considering it was the playoffs. His bar was too stretched and not nearly strong enough to beat fb. Feedback dropped an average punch which was enough to cruise to victory. So he continues his good run this season and advances in the playoffs.

V/~feed-back~

Top 8 Playoffs

Wise Ways vs Nick

~feed-back~ vs TayTay

Verbal Hologram vs King

A Karp vs Arch

:hung:Hung's Tip Of The Week

"If you wana hate vote, then go ahead...but try not to make it so fucken obvious.

Conclusion

Ok it looks like we are down to the final 8 in the playoffs. Its up to us to drop the best we can and finish off a good season. Lets try and improve the voting for the finals and show the league how its done. Its good to see the activity in the league has picked up....even though its just bitching in the chat lol. Anyway good luck to all in the playoffs. Special shout out to my boy Personal...keep on hating homie.