1-2 Punch Magazine

[Verbal Hologram]

1-2 Punch Magazine

Alright as you may or may not know I will be helping CAS run the league from now on. I don't give a fuck if we get along or if we've had beef in the past. Ya'll will be treated as EQUALS. I don't care if your one of the big players or the whackest bitch in the league. There will be NO DOUBLE STANDARDS.

The voting in here has been very poor as of late, but it WILL be improved come playoffs. There were a lot of no-shows this week which was an absolute fucken disgrace. Its one bar a week, if ya'll cant do that then what are you doing here....seriously. Anyway onto the few battles that actually took place this week.

Alyse Metts Vs. Arch

cant understand shit, ur Faggish & dont belong in this place
its hard spittin past or over me
...wen ur toungues 3/4th the size of ur face

vs

This big bitch loves The Abattoir. The divisions made her ask "Why hate?"
She's just happy that for the 1st time in her life she could be a light weight

I personally enjoyed Arch's check in more than the battle itself. Not to say that it was bad or anything, i just expected a little more from both. However the battle proved to be pretty one sided with Arch coming out on top.

V/Arch

Twixn Vs. TayTay

this guys short and really just fat as fuck.. so when he gets to crying...
I'll feel bad...
...............throw a punch, break his jaw and put him on an all liquid diet.

vs

can't evade the beating, if you win this shit it'll be obvious cheating
Cuz I got twixn the bag like I was out trick or treatin

This wasn't the greatest battle but at least both showed up. To me it seemed like Tay keyed up his bar after reading what his opponent dropped. The outcome was pretty unanimous. Tay goes 7-2

V/Tay Tay

A. Karp Vs. Frankey Vee

This dude is a bitch, there’s no way I’m respectin this jerk
Watch him fold under pressure....first his underwear, then his dresses & skirts

vs

he's throwing punchs but i got ur bars locked down.. theres no getting free
cant u see? shits like being abused in catholic school, how nun hitting me

I got Karp winning this battle. However unlike the other two battles this week, this one seemed a bit closer. FV came up against a real heavyweight here and gave him a challenge. These two will be contenders in the playoffs no doubt.

V/A.Karp

Punch Of The Week

blah blah, you're a hoe
Hocky is a bitch sport, thanks for the no show

That literally made me lol. But all the bullshit that followed that battle wasn't so funny. Nonetheless two valuable lessons were learned. 1) don't fuck with me cause you will NEVER win. 2)Pers you need to get a new clock homie.


Final Placings

West Division

A. Karp 10-1
Nick. 9-4
CAS 9-4
Frankey Vee 7-5
God 0f War 7-6
Skillful Dreams 7-6
knowp 7-3
King 6-3
SirusX 2.0 6-6
Per$onal 4-4
Gabriel570 5-5
N.Santana 3-2
YungDosia 1-2
.Allen Knight. 1-5

East Division

Verbal Hologram 12-1
~feed-back~ 10-3
Wise Ways 9-2
Quest. 8-5
Malice 7-6
TayTay. 7-2
M-Var!o 7-5
Stylized 6-7
Arch. 4-2
Twixn... 4-3
Alyse Metts 2-5
Achillies. 2-0
Blind ryhmes 1-2
Jamrock Fate 0-2

And who said the East wasn't the strongest. Damn ya'll some dumb bitches lol



Interview w/King

This week i'm interviewing King, a man who has gone down in history as a past 1-2 Season Champion, so he obviously knows his shit lol. Alright bitches lets get it started.

How many seasons of the 1-2 league have u been involved in?

Last season was my first time in, I was in this season for maybe half of it.

What has been your most successful outcome?

I was season champion last season.

What are your thoughts on the league this season?

Its always a pretty cool league. I guess it's pretty hard to fuck up a league that only requires one punch lol. The voting could use work, but aside from that I have no complaints.

Do u think the talent has increased or decreased?

I think the talent is about the same as last year, seems like its mostly the same people really. It might be slightly better.

Any improvements you would like to see?

The voting is ass. One word votes suck imo. There are some cats who can get away with it because I know they know whats up, but when some random new guy comes into a close battle and drops a one word vote, he should be fucking life banned hahaha.

Who do u think has been the most constant this season?

Don't really know, I missed too many weeks. I guess that would lead me to say that I'm the most consistent, since I was consistently not here.

Who do u think has been the most inconstant?

Idk, you're 12-1, I'd say that's pretty inconsistent. Wtf are you doing dude? Get your shit together.

Who do u think will be in the final four?

Probably You, Gow, Karp, and Nick.

Finally who do see winning the league?

Gow will probably no show someone, so I would say it's between you and Karp. Flip a coin.

Any final comments?

The Miami heat are going to make me a fortune this season, because everyone is going to be on their nuts and they're going to fail horribly. This is like a gift from the prop-bet gods.

Rule Change

Seeing as tho its playoffs this week there will be NO more one word votes. ALL votes must be explained with a paragraph or two. EVERYONE in the playoffs is required to vote on ALL battles. Otherwise points will be deducted. Don't fucken test me or you'll get sonned worse than this bitch.



:hung:Hung's Tip Of The Week

"If you can't come up with a decent punch, sift through the archives and bite one.


Conclusion

Skill wise I'd say this season hasn't been the best. So its up to us to elevate the level of this league. Its simple drop the best bar you can come up with, none of this last minute no-show bullshit. The playoffs are coming up this week so good luck to all that are involved. Thank you to all that participated in the league this season. Special mention to my boy GoW, wouldn't be doing this shit without ya homie.

btw there will be a Mag for the the playoffs which ill put up in a bit

[King]

thanks for the mag Verb, good shit.

[Verbal Hologram]

no probs man. btw ill put up the battles and playoff mag when i get off work

[A. Karp]

been waiting for somethun all season to motivate


finally



good shit

[Per$onal]

lol wtf...how did I lose? Cas kept it open for a reason

[Per$onal]

btw...if you're gonna do this...atleast edit out my line so i can use it again

[Godwasheeeeeeeeeeeeere]

rofl ayo verb u my people, but i dont spend 2 paragraphs on an entire battle vote i damn sure aint gon do it on one punch homey theres not much u canbreak down

[Godwasheeeeeeeeeeeeere]

btw...if you're gonna do this...atleast edit out my line so i can use it again

ROFLMFAO

thats my dawg

[Alyse Miller]

nice mag verbal!

[FrankV]

cool mag

[Verbal Hologram]

rofl ayo verb u my people, but i dont spend 2 paragraphs on an entire battle vote i damn sure aint gon do it on one punch homey theres not much u canbreak down

all i want is a sentence explaining your vote
like

"Verbal had better wording and execution. His opponent dropped a played concept"

not just this one word bs like

V/Verbal

[Per$onal]

LOL....wait so If i beat king I'd be in the playoffs instead of him? Are you fucking kidding me?

[KnowP]

it aint just one battle that kept u out tho

[Achillies.]

Some decency

[Per$onal]

it aint just one battle that kept u out tho

if verbal didn't decide at the last second that I was dq'd, I'd be 5-3, and king would be 5-4.....I would've been in instead of him.

1 minute kept me out of the playoffs....and considering the battle was left open for votes, and king and verbal were obviously talking about it on aim and they agreed to get it dq'd, that's fucking bullshit.