Table contents
Intro - KP
Video - Murky
Best punches - Oat
Best battler - KP
Wackest battler - Oat
Video - KP
Interview – KP feat. C0in
Champ match breakdown - oat
Fail of the week video/ pic - KP
Wtf or lol of the week - Oat
Video – KP
Bytch of the week - Murky
Babe of the week pic - Murky
closer - Murky
INTRO
What it do FL’rs??? It got mad borin in these parts so I hooked up wit Murky n Oatmeal on a Mag
For you trash bag sad fags. So without any further verbal torture, lets dig in to some content
You know how what it is….
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BEST PUNCHES
In no particular order, here are 10 of the top punches I came across from the past week in FL.
I'ma watch blood burst on ya lip and make this Hitler wanna-be sober up
if you ever took over Po land .. its cause ya whole family's broke as fuck
(Halo vs. J Doe the Beast)
Troll off the boards, lines are drowning and now you're fishing on thru.
Truth is, i battle you so you know how it feels to a have a bitch hittin on you..
(N. Santana vs. Crossfire-MC)
i'll prove how you losing, by slicing u open for starters bitch,
and send Mur straight to God... like jesus forget his departures gift
(Mr. Keyy vs. Murky)
tried not to battle you son, but you kept bumpin into P
Unforntunate cuz you gettin AT ME….and King some simple KO victories
(Knowp vs. Oatmeal)
I'm merciless man, no one will understand what you're going through
I'll take ya girl and ya pride...
...with bullets to the back of her head while shes still blowin you
(King vs. Immaculate, Horrorcore)
n u couldnt get a hoe to be down on McNasty w.gravities help
Filth couldnt have the pussy on lock if he were a chastity belt
(Achillies vs. Filthy McNasty)
I'm one of the best on these boards, got no time for your shit joint
I'm trying to battle the top talent, but looks like I'm only at the midpoint
(Oatmeal vs. MidPoint)
You flip concepts and jock niggas with all the cock grabbing u did
So only time you'll create your own style...is when ur having a kid
(Yung Dosia vs. Stylized)
Oatmeal’s verses will never get applauds, he aint got raw shit
Only time we’re putting hands up for meal...is if we’re sayin grace b4 it
(Switchaman vs. Oatmeal)
Dump your corpse in the Jersey Shore so the evidence gone
after I show Vin such a Situation, he'll think the cameras are on
(Coin vs. Vinzr)
WACKEST CURRENT FL BATTLER
The FL is an open range of talent, allowing for vets to duke it out at their leisure as well as new people to develop. It's a great system, but part of the system is wack battles. It was my joyless privilege to scour the boards for the wackest battler. As if he needed any more reminder about his lack of skill, I give you the ironically titled Lyrical Genius. Here are some of his highlight bars:
only the strong will survive and the weak will be defeated,
i just played you like a game so my mission is completed
vs. Slayerr
i put the mac 10 to your mama's belly and squeeze off 2,
so the world aint gotta deal with another fucked homie like you
vs. Signified
id rather bow to a piece of shit than haile this crowned monarch,
his already fearing my lyrics as it growels and barks,
vs. King
now shut yo ass up switchaman before i switch your testicles round with my bare hands,
make you scream like a bitch, people will doubt your even a real man,
vs. Switchaman
So hats off to all those who used him as either an easy win or a punchline for another battle, I hope you all feel big! I know I do.
BEST CURRENT FL BATTLER
Switchaman
This dude been killin lately. Always has a series of sick punches. He been in it for a minute
So big ups to this cat for doin his thing and bein one of the best voters thus recently.
PS, I threw ya wack ass on the backburner in CD. Wtf @ inactivity!!!
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INTERVIEW FEATURING c0in
knowprayr: Wut up FL??? you know who it be. KP from TWC reppin hard like a football squad. I got my mans c0in in the studio wit me. Say wut up to the peoples my nigga!
c0inskillington:
What's good
knowprayr: Nothin fam. Just hustlin. You know how we do it. So you the freshman in FL these days. how these cats treatin you on the campus?
c0inskillington:
It's a pretty chill vibe. Not a lot of shit talking yet that I've seen but only been on for a lil over a day. Seems a bit slow today but it's Friday, I should be drunk right now haha.
knowprayr: i heard that. but yo, soon as u beat a few heads, they'll be after your neck faster than a fat woman who thought a hickey was ketchup! ANyways, where you from fam? how long you been battlin n writtin?
c0inskillington:
From a bunch of old sites. Was active mainly in 06-07, trying to pass time and do some battling. Will reveal who I am in due time.
c0inskillington:
And I'm planning on them coming for my neck haha
knowprayr: oh shyt... 007 ass nigga right here. jake the Snake outta retirement. I look foward to seein that come to light. So yo, lets get ignant! Tell me who you feel the major comp is in FL right now?
c0inskillington:
From the little I've seen you, oatmeal, king, and and Mr Keyy are some heads I won't take lightly if I battle. Peeped something by the other dude going for the title, Dosia, and honestly wasn't to impressed.
knowprayr: aww damn. big ups fam. preciate the love. not soo much for my nigga Dosia who usually drop some good lines. oh well, stay away from the mexican before battles next time... lol UMMMM!!!!! Who would you consider the weakest cats in FL at the moment?
c0inskillington:
No offense to dudes, but from what I've seen the two dudes I'm battling now.. Vin and Jamrock. But I'm trying to not sleep on Vin since I haven't seen much.
knowprayr: Damn Damn Damn....JAM!!! Makin TWC look foolish du!!! Vinzr, i dunno where that cat came from. i dont ever know what the hell a Vinzr is. but yeah they some weak niggas overall. Speakin of lame, FL is in a state of fading out. What tips would you give mods to get this spot crackin again like it used to be. Big ups to Arch for doin all he can, but this shyt is uhhh-trow-shish!
c0inskillington:
Just get the word out and do some marketing. There isn't much you can do for battle sections when the main focus is always leagues. Always gonna be where the new heads are at. Seems pretty cool and active as of now, could just be one of those periods of times people don't get to into battling.
c0inskillington:
One thing I'd suggest is all moderaters voting on as many battles as possible. If the dudes running it aren't gonna vote then that's taking away quailty feedback.
knowprayr: And thats real talk! None of these newbs gon elevate if they keep gettin feed back from other newbs. Even Lebron figured that out. The Heat can eat a fat all beef burrito by the way. ROFL!
knowprayr: aight fam. its time for some word association. Ima say a word and you tell me the first thing that pops into your mind aight?
c0inskillington:
Haha ight
knowprayr: Farve
c0inskillington:
Done
knowprayr: T.I.
c0inskillington:
Trash
knowprayr: Drake
c0inskillington:
Conforming
knowprayr: Madden
c0inskillington:
Classic
knowprayr: Lakers
c0inskillington:
Fags
c0inskillington:
/Robbers
knowprayr: must be that mexican food again...
c0inskillington:
Hahah, I'm a Celtics fan
c0inskillington:
New England bred
knowprayr: Shaq right? anyways....Lil Wayne
c0inskillington:
Empire
knowprayr: Last but not least...The US President
c0inskillington:
Socialist
c0inskillington:
hahah nah he's doing alright
knowprayr: Ladies, Rabbies, and raperrs of babies, c0in spoke the truth and laid it out plain and simple like an abusive husband. Big ups my nigga for takin the time to hang witcha boi. Give ya shouts and let the people know whats really good!!!
c0inskillington:
Shout out to knowp and call out to whoever wins the title
c0inskillington:
Shout out to oatmeal to. Once I get the rust off and he keeps elevating we'll cause problems in the Tag for the LLL
PRE CHAMP MATCH Breakdown
King and Yung Dosia will battle it out in a highly anticipated FL Championship match soon. Though the verses were due Friday, an extension was agreed upon and verses should be up in no time. At the moment, King has a points advantage of 58 to Dosia's 46, and most see him as a slight favorite. But with so much time to drop, anything could happen, especially with two talented battlers. One could be using the time to prep a dope verse while the other could wait until the last second to key up a rushed verse, only time will tell.
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^GOW DANCE FAIL
wtf or lol
People spend their time in FL trying to make a name for themselves. Through consistent battling and high quality, every textcee is working towards having their name go down as great, to strike fear and jealousy in the e-hearts of opponents. This past week, we've had some pretty interesting names popping up on the registry. And by "pretty interesting," I mean "pretty terrible." If you're having trouble thinking of a name, why not introduce yourself to the FL community through your racial identity, as The Palestinian did? Or, if you're trying to convince people you aren't gay, assure them that you are SuperStr8Nice. Feeling sissy? Mid Ween will fit. Anything you can think of is yours for the taking! Though, if you're wondering "what's in a name?" it is without surprise that all these aforementioned battlers only exceed the wackness of their names with their awful, awful rhymes.
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Hide ja kids
Hide ja WIIIIIFFFEEEE!!!!!!!
BYTCH OF THE WEEK
Originally Posted by Hulk.
Anyone promotin THAT fagot deserves this award!
BABE OF THE WEEK….FAIL
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I feel better. We laughed, we cried, we saw Dosia’s mom naked, that’s probably why. LOL! JK my nigga, much love. TWC, CD, stand up. Successful ass mag right here…next time im chargin niggas to open this thread. KP for mod… IM OUT!!!
