Whattup. So I dunno if you heard but here's the deal - one of us doesn't exist. I'm not sure which one. It's complicated, but definitely true. We're the same person. Some kid named Bert said it and some kid named Barcotic believed it so it must be.
It's a bit like Fight Club, but instead of setting up a club where white-collar workers smack the shit out of each other, we modded a league where white middle class kids pretend to be black. Star was sort of like the Bonham-Carter figure, but she didn't exist either. Chrit was Meat Loaf.