1-2 Punch Mag

**Tim** · March 22nd, 2010, 06:52 PM

Letter From Tim
First off I just want to thank the people that keep showing up every single week ready to battle. I mean really it is you guys who decide if the leagues going to be good or not. Entering week 10 you can really see that good from the bad and the bad from the omg no. Really thin league is for everyone to join. I know there should be some type of bar to let people in, but usually the good will pick off the weak and they will eventually leave. No-showing seem s to be are biggest problem here , so my solution was just to boot them. We will be going 16 weeks this season and have the top 8 from each division battle it out for the season champion. There are still 6 weeks to go. So to say thanks to your guys for continuing to show up here is a mag. think of it as a little treat so when RB award season comes I can snag up best mod award.

**Tim** · March 22nd, 2010, 11:40 PM

Match Reviews

Champ Match: The Archetype 8-1 Vs. Slowhands 8-1
Alright punches. The only problem with slows punch was that he didn’t word his to the best of his ability. While others seemed to be more attracted to the nameplay that arche threw
Winner: The Archetype

Contender: Caesar Augustus™ 7-2 Vs. Quest. 7-2
This was a tossup in my opinion both came with creative punches, but CA used a Johnny Q punch that grabbed the hearts of the voters…get it?
Winner: Caesar Augustus™

PhloPyro 0-0 Vs .Allen Knight. 7-2
This was a really easy win for Allen throwing a semi funny punch while Phlo new to the site thought it would be a great idea to throw a punch that didn’t rhyme. I first read his punch and thought It was against me as I’ve seen so many home improvement punches thrown they have become played
Winner: Allen Knight

H.T. 4-1 Vs King 5-0
It looked on paper to be a pretty good match up, but I was wrong. King come off with a horribly set up drake punch with garbo wp. After reading that I was for sure HT had it in the bag…WRONGO HT swung for the fences and missed bad
Winner: King

White-Winter 0-1 Vs YungDosia 0-0
Battle of the newcomers to the league. White winter came with a punch dissing YD using his sig, but it was ineffective and YB countered with any avy punch which was ight but simplistic. Enough to win the battle
Winner: YungDosia 0-0

God0fWar 8-1 VS Tha Comedian 0-0
Looking at this battle I thought damn GOW got a bye week. And I was right, but GOW came funny stating that comedian sucks to much dick. While comedian clowed GOW for letting aweshucks into DC empire. Good idea not executed good
Winner: GOW

Wordz AhGod. 7-2 Vs Ink Edible 6-3
So this was a played punch vs. a punch that had potential to be great but the wording kinda killed it for me. That guy was wordz which is funny because he is the guy that I see you votes on wording the most.
Winner: Wordz AhGod.

Alyse Flowers' 5-4 Vs social h-grenade 1-0
Alright I actually sat down and thought about socials punch for a good 2 min. It finally dawned on me what he was trying to say which equals bad in a battle. I thought at first OMG this might be the most random punch in the history, but then I thought OMG this is wack. And lol @ Wordz lol when AF said taco eater ….maybe cause its something he wishes he could do to a woman
Winner: Alyse

Raw Talent 0-0 Vs TimePunch 3-1
This right here just proves if your going to throw a no-show punch(timepunch), do it before you are late, because it allows your opponent (Raw Talent) to sneak a super duper weak punch in that will graze a victory by .0001cm. Ironically I came to find out that’s art officials dick size.
Winner: Raw Talent

namechange lol 3-0 Vs Tim 7-2
TBH I really don’t know what I was thinking with my punch…I totally forgot about 1-2 punch and was trying to say that namechange was to poor to afford a dryer. Name came with a played pull any punches line, but not his fault he is more a topical head and probably doesn’t read every single battle line for line
Winner: Tim

Nick. 0-0 Vs VersaTALITY 4-5
We welcomed back Nick to the league…been MIA for awhile but can still throw a punch and one this battle easy calling versa being poor, while versa said that Nicks skills aint shit to bet on
Winner: Nick

**Tim** · March 22nd, 2010, 11:41 PM

Top 5

The Archetype 9-1
Are champion at this time and last year’s season winner Arche is a force to be reckoned with. He has good wording and is known to come with his harsh name plays

God0fWar 9-1
The current LLL champion God0fWar really took RB by storm. Dude is mad funny when it comes to cleaver punches he is also knows to come with good delivery

Wordz AhGod. 8-2
Dude is one of the only guys on RB I know that will talk super mad shit and back it up. Wordz is consistent and had my pick for last season’s champ, but lost to Arche somewhere in that mayhem that was last season.

Slowhands 8-2
When you live in a desert and have nothing but time on your hands you really should be at the top of the list. Slow comes hard every week, but has had two slip up weeks

.Allen Knight. 8-2
One word consistent. Don’t really know this guys story at all. I just know he comes on here every week ready to hand out loses to people

**Tim** · March 22nd, 2010, 11:42 PM

Punches Of The Weak

social h-grenade
ironic called flowers but cant afford stemware
only part of this vegtable i aint eating is his wheel chair
.Vs Alyse Flowers'

PhloPyro
Tim Allen holdin tools 2 get homes improved?...Get Lost.
He cant See Me! im the face on his neighbor from Next Door
Vs. .Allen Knight.

**Tim** · March 22nd, 2010, 11:44 PM

1 Second Of Fame

Alright since everyone loves to see something special about them in a mag I am going to go ahead and give you guys what you want

The Archetype 9-1…..Really dog you’re so good at texting, hopefully one day it will show in your GT battles
God0fWar 9-1…..lmao homie asking peeps for cooking advice on AIM wow that’s some funny shit
C.A.S. 8-2……Super Mod Jr.
Caesar Augustus™ 8-2 …….Rap Discussion Champion???
Cry 7-3…….Fuck you and your 10 medals
King 6-0……..Your LLL battles come off too clichéd
Art. Official 6-3……..be happy i banned you, i gave you a life for 3 days
Switchaman 6-4……The FL nerds united and crowned you there champion
Premiumm 5-1…….Wack punch last week dude, that was supposed to be an easy win
VersaTALITY 4-6……..I don’t like the last part of your name in caps I annoys me
Stylized 4-6…….lol @ no-showing to art again, pussy
H.T. 4-2…….maybe you should stick to the lounge
Shin 4-6……..your mom tells you your special huh?
Erun. 3-4 …..The greatest thing you said on rapbattles is in Lay Doubts Sig
YungDosia 1-0……You talk to much shit and you’re a bad voter
Nick. 1-0……Welcome back to RB
Tha Comedian 0-1……lol @ GOWs punch to you
White-Winter 0-2…….your topicals match you punches uncreative
Tim 8-2….you have a wow sig fuckin nerd
Verbal Hologram 8-2……. Your sig looks like shit
Slowhands 8-2…….your not that good at text get over it…yeah syco beat you…move on
.Allen Knight. 8-2…….your avy pisses me off
Wordz AhGod. 8-2….Drop RB and Catch yourself a life
Quest. 7-3……Are you still an FL mod?
Ink Edible 6-4……cocky ass topical head for no reason
Alyse Flowers' 6-4……you get dick rode to much
~feed-back~ 6-4…..one day youll beat me
R!canTheoryz 6-4…..must suck being a somebody at another site and a nobody here
Puncha Nasty 5-4…… a nobody
namechange lol 3-1…...fuck you go back to SS
TimePunch 3-2……lol idiot could even spell his crew name right….retard
Fresh Hollows 3-6……you look like a co-worker at my job….he is a fag.
ContrabaNd 2-0……played ass gay name
social h-grenade 1-1…..wtf @ your punch dude
Raw Talent 1-0……drop the Raw and add a No
PhloPyro 0-1…..learn to rhyme words