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  1. October 30th, 2009, 08:51 PM #1
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    112 Year Old Man Marries 17 Year Old Girl




    "A man from Somalia, Ahmed Muhamed Dore, just married a 17-year old girl. This is his 6th marriage. The man has had 5 other wives and has 18 kids. He would like to have some more children with his new wife, he says. He's already got 100 grandchildren. His oldest son is 80 years old. Three of his wives have passed away.

    The bride's family says that she's very happy with her new husband. Hundreds of people were there to attend the wedding. He says he didn't force the 17-year old girl to marry her. He simply used his experience to show her how much he loves her."
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  2. October 30th, 2009, 08:55 PM #2
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    Re: 112 Year Old Man Marries 17 Year Old Girl

    He's 112 how could he even have kids? That doesn't make sense unless hes taking mega-viagra or some shit...

    Maybe the girl realizes she'll inherit something when he dies

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  3. October 30th, 2009, 08:58 PM #3
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    Re: 112 Year Old Man Marries 17 Year Old Girl

    I don't think sperm production stops for men. I think it decreases but doesn't mean they can't have kids.
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  4. October 30th, 2009, 08:59 PM #4
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    Re: 112 Year Old Man Marries 17 Year Old Girl

    She's on the hustle, hustle
    She's on the griiiiiiinnnnd
    She's gonna tussle his muscle
    Until he diiiiiiiiiieeess

    Now sing it with me,
    Bling! in the corner pocket
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  5. October 30th, 2009, 09:04 PM #5
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    Re: 112 Year Old Man Marries 17 Year Old Girl

    Quote Originally Posted by Sandy View Post
    I don't think sperm production stops for men. I think it decreases but doesn't mean they can't have kids.
    word, even if the old dude cums sperm dust, he can still get her preggers.
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  6. October 30th, 2009, 10:13 PM #6
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    Re: 112 Year Old Man Marries 17 Year Old Girl

    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Grammar View Post
    He's 112 how could he even have kids? That doesn't make sense unless hes taking mega-viagra or some shit...

    Maybe the girl realizes she'll inherit something when he dies
    Where does it say he had kids with her? It said he has kids, not he's having kids with her.

    And this is ridiculous when it comes to age difference.. Lol

    Almost a century difference..

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  7. October 30th, 2009, 10:27 PM #7
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    Re: 112 Year Old Man Marries 17 Year Old Girl

    ^ he says he would like to have more children with his new wife

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  8. October 30th, 2009, 10:35 PM #8
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    Re: 112 Year Old Man Marries 17 Year Old Girl

    Quote Originally Posted by Erun. View Post
    She's on the hustle, hustle
    She's on the griiiiiiinnnnd
    She's gonna tussle his muscle
    Until he diiiiiiiiiieeess

    Now sing it with me,
    Bling! in the corner pocket
    Bling! neath the bra strap!
    lol


    wow dis man is a fucking animal
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  9. October 30th, 2009, 10:39 PM #9
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    Re: 112 Year Old Man Marries 17 Year Old Girl

    Quote Originally Posted by H.S.R-Das-G.M View Post
    word, even if the old dude cums sperm dust, he can still get her preggers.
    Rofl

    dudes a player..... in a way..
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  10. October 30th, 2009, 11:10 PM #10
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    Re: 112 Year Old Man Marries 17 Year Old Girl

    Quote Originally Posted by Hαямоη Єүєz™ View Post
    Where does it say he had kids with her? It said he has kids, not he's having kids with her.

    And this is ridiculous when it comes to age difference.. Lol

    Almost a century difference..
    His oldest grandchild is 80.


    More power to him.
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  11. October 30th, 2009, 11:22 PM #11
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    Re: 112 Year Old Man Marries 17 Year Old Girl

    His oldest son is 80 years old.
    yea..
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    Re: 112 Year Old Man Marries 17 Year Old Girl

    circa 1897...



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    Re: 112 Year Old Man Marries 17 Year Old Girl

    creepy
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  14. October 31st, 2009, 01:35 AM #14
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    Re: 112 Year Old Man Marries 17 Year Old Girl

    Damnnn.. Deadpool got pwned by Text Emcee!

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  15. October 31st, 2009, 01:35 AM #15
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    Re: 112 Year Old Man Marries 17 Year Old Girl

    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Samedi View Post
    ^ he says he would like to have more children with his new wife
    No way that is happening. Lol..

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