I've experienced a football sunday with a woman...

[Brother Blue Collar]

.........why is it women wanna get all lovey while you're trying to watch the game, thanks to her i didn't know how the balt-new eng game ended til i got home.(i rather watch highlights then see the scores becuz that game was amazing right til the end)

laying on me wasn't enuff, she had to get a pillow, and put it in plain view of the tv. so i'm stretching and turning my neck to the far left to see the game.

is it in their dna to do this?

and what's funny is she didn't wanna get all cozy like that when we were watching a flick later that day, really confused me.

[Quotient]

i can't help you. i learned about this when i was 16. it's all about attention.

[doesnotexist]

yet another thread for das to anounce everytime he gets some action

[abiona]

She wanted to see if you would choose her or the football.

You gave in. She's got the control.

Women: 1 - Das: 0

[RXL]

well now you know, next time watch football with your dad instead of your mom das..

[Brother Blue Collar]

well now you know, next time watch football with your dad instead of your mom das..

you whore.

[abiona]

Or find a girl that will watch football with you... or at least doesn't need to play retarded attention-seeking games.

[Miho]

well now you know, next time watch football with your dad instead of your mom das..

lmaooo.

I don't bother my bf when he watches Football and he doesn't bother me when I'm watching Basketball.
Well, he tried to once when I was watching the Playoffs.
Now he knows better.

[Rishi P]

you shoulda jus fucked her at halftime and that woulda been the end of that

[Celph Taut]

Word, Das word... you get mad play when it comes to the womenz.

[Quotient]

i didn't know that was Das..

with a face like that, Das, you better TiVo the rest of the season and thank god she is slumming it up. the fact that anything with a vagina other then Helen Keller showing you any type of attention is simply awe inspiring. you should climb out of bed on your knees and kiss the Gods. whenever she loses weight and shaves her upper lip i'm sure her self esteem will soar and Das will be left with simply his TiVo.. live the dream Das or poke holes in the condoms. hell if she's dating you i doubt she has enough moral value to use condoms.. so strike that last thought.

[Brother Blue Collar]

i didn't know that was Das..

with a face like that, Das, you better TiVo the rest of the season and thank god she is slumming it up. the fact that anything with a vagina other then Helen Keller showing you any type of attention is simply awe inspiring. you should climb out of bed on your knees and kiss the Gods. whenever she loses weight and shaves her upper lip i'm sure her self esteem will soar and Das will be left with simply his TiVo.. live the dream Das or poke holes in the condoms. hell if she's dating you i doubt she has enough moral value to use condoms.. so strike that last thought.

your name is i.deal.

[Quotient]

you sure showed me..

[Kuma]

Men watch sports with women? I thought that was just a myth.

[Brother Blue Collar]

OH-EM-GEE

you are so creative.


fuck outta here, did i rape you in the past?

is that what this is?

i'm sorry i didn't believe in lube back then.