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    Woman Finds Clawed Snake In Her Bedroom

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wil...-in-China.html

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/863...cks-scientists



    seems like all the new undocumented animals are getting beat to death.
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    Re: Woman Finds Clawed Snake In Her Bedroom

    First JJ, and now Willy?

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    Re: Woman Finds Clawed Snake In Her Bedroom

    thats pretty ugly

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    Snakes are awesome
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    Re: Woman Finds Clawed Snake In Her Bedroom

    Ugggh. I wouldn't have even been able to beat it to death. I woulda been out of that room too quick to even think about it.
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    smh.


    Snakes > Spiders.
    Hands fucking down.

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    Re: Woman Finds Clawed Snake In Her Bedroom

    FUCK SPIDERS...i ran into a big ass door one time trying to get away from one...i swear that door was open be4 i started running

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    Lmao! I get into like an instant coma when a giant ass spider comes within three feet of me. I have THREE terrible spider stories in my life, and doctors say that I've got possibly the worst case of Aracnidphobic (spelled wrong) possible.

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    Re: Woman Finds Clawed Snake In Her Bedroom

    lol...im up there with u homie...im embaressed to say this cuz 1 time this spider crawled out from under my bed..and it looked like Shaqs hand crawling on my wall...

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    LMAO!


    1) I was like seven, and I was sleeping in my sister's bed with a fever. And her boyfriend's Tarantula escaped it's cage thing. It started to crawl on the blanket towards my head. I woke up, feeling something on my chest (I am a light sleeper) and the fucking think was on my throat. I passed out immediantly.

    2) I was camping, and played hide and seek with my brother (I was like 11) so I was counting with my head against the cabin. And when I opened my eyes, there was a tarantula on my foot and a black widow on my shoulder. I freaked the fuck out, and when I got them off of me and ran like 200 feet or so. I passed out again. This time I had to go to the hospital because I hit my head HARD on a big ass rock.

    3) I was fuckin' playing in Cry's backyard. And we had this 'fort' made out of boards. Him and his cousin locked me in it. And there was like a thousand little glow in the dark spiders coming down from the roof of this fort on spiderweb lines. I was screaming like a little bitch.

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    Re: Woman Finds Clawed Snake In Her Bedroom

    bitch I didn't make this thread for you to discuss your bitchass phobias.



















    bitch

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    Hahahahahaaahaaha Dagel you giant pussy.
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    Boo!
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    Re: Woman Finds Clawed Snake In Her Bedroom

    no lie..if i saw that big ass beast in my room..id have to pull out my 9..cuz no shoe will do damage to that thing...

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    Re: Woman Finds Clawed Snake In Her Bedroom

    Spiders get that big?
    Why didn't y'all delete my ugly ass sig while I was gone?
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