Week 7, RB's 1-2 Punch League Mag
Intro
Well another week gone by, n we had a shit load of new sign ups for this week,
although a few did hide away and go mia, we did seem to have a pretty good show up.
Once again Wordz is still the man to beat, undefeated at 7-0, he seems to be shitting on any opponent he meets,
well theres plenty new heads joining each week so maybe one of them will rise to the top and take his title, *Rocky Balboa Style*
guess we'll have to wait and see.
Battle Reviews by TextEmcee
HW match: Wordz vs Arch
Wordz and Arch both had good punches, and wordz had a good personal against his opponent, it seemed arch was bout to be the new champ at the start of the voting but..
Wordz wins 8-4 and is still champ.
Contendors match: BTK vs Mars.
Born gets an easy wins and has a title shot next week.
Born wins by no-show.
Quest vs Rappertoire
Well it was a battle of the better DA member with both of em being 4-2, Quest hit an old school busta rhyme punch but Rap came with a nice personal. Rap wins 7-4.
Verbal vs Karpis. 8-6
Wit both signing in to LLL last week.. Verbal had the better nameplay while karpis came with a decent punch, I think verbals was better constructed and that won him the battle.. VH wins 8-6
Text vs Divine..
Well I think Text came the dopest out of the whole league and the people that voted against him are all whack.. Jus playin.. Seems DI came with a nice wordplay that practically knocked out my weak shit..
DI wins 9-2.
Treazon vs Scientific
Both came pretty soft, Sci's bar was kinda whack and very simple.. Treazon barely had a better punch and won him the battle..
Treazon wins 11-2
XM vs Feedback.
Seem FB was the underdog from the start but had a good bar, XM kindof sounded glory-like and both used self-name thingies.. Decent battle.
Feedback wins 8-5.
Faze vs KnowP
Both were new sign ins and came decent..faze obviously came harder than p's statementish punch which wasn't very good.. Voters also thought that wit faze almost takin a KO.
Faze wins 10-1
Official vs Seyance
Official stuck with his punch more and Seyance didn't really try it seems.. With a weak punch and a partially stretched punchline..
Official wins 17-0 with a huge knockout.
Messiah vs MarvJ
Both came weaker than expected.. I personally thought Messiah had the upper hand but Marv came decent, it was a close battle.. Wit marv using a chem line and mess using a str8 punch.
MarvJ wins 7-6
Jonezy vs Wytizzle.
Jonezy had a good punch, wyte no-showed.. Good drop J,
Jonezy wins by DQ.
Art vs Manic.
Manic had a stretched bar and art had an alright punchline, art had some nice wording in his 2 lines, it was not close at all...
Art wins 14-1
Freeney vs Lonely
Freeney had a nice personal and Lonely had an OK punch, it seems Freeney would be the winner from the start but with both of em being new this week, we have to see what's next...
Freeney wins 13-0 with a ko.. Dominating Lonely.
Katana vs Phisix
Katana wins with DQ no-show, alright punchline.
Guverner vs mixedbreed.
Mixedbreed wins by DQ no-show.
Silence vs Lucid'
Both didn't drop.. Wtf's up with that??no win given I suppose.
JI vs rican
Jay wins by no-show.
Caesar Augustus vs Crossfire
Caesar wins by no show I suppose.
TOP 5 PUNCHES' & CONTENDER/TITLE HIGHLIGHTS -
1. Faze Vs KnowP
Heartless dumb shit's no ace in the class, fucked by the cards that he’s been dealt..
teacher gave him an assignment on ‘going green’, so the idiot went to Compa for help
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2. Jonezy Vs wytizzle(no show)
Ya chicks twisted to even fuck with you, so just admit n face the fact kid
cos no doubt your girls a catch....herpes, aids and all the rest your dicks attracted
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3. ...Art Vs Manic.
fuck it I'll shoot em then tie a knot around his neck, put em up for all to see...
ya mom and pops is hanging out in the front yard, let's complete the family
tree...
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4. Manic. Vs ...Art
Played out bitch, I know what i'm dealing with is wack..
But you gotta better shot at being HIP then getting the feeling in it back.
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5. Freeney Vs LonelyIsland
I'm the captain of this shit, G.O.A.T is how im branded
Ill crash a boat into this fucking island..................
..........and leave this knockoff Gilligan stranded
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Review:
-Here we are again, another week and 5 more top punches!In this week's 1-2 punch battles we had alot of known heads around, some unkown and new to the League scene and some just raring to go at this week's line-ups,
From the start of the week line ups many knew it was going to be a hard challenge to earn thereself a rightful place for the Contender position for the chance to achieve that HW title medal.
HOW RIGHT THEY WERE!! alot of fierce personals and creative punches took place in almost everyone's battle post!
The top five punches displayed above just shown the sheer determination and competative standard at what everyone who took place of this event was heading towards!
HW Title Match & Contender - Highlight Punches.
HW Title Match:
Wordz AhGod. Vs The Archetype
being FL champ gets u rep, but I think ur right there where average is
so beatin u is my claim to fame.. n Im gonna owe a lot in repair n damages.
Contenders:
Born To Kill Vs Mars.(no show)
You could be good but ya own whackness fucks with ya lines...
See, Martian good concepts for shitty ones everytime.
Contender/HW Title Review.
Well,Well,Well...what can i say?
Another fantastic punch(s) in this weeks contender and title match.
The four "Known" heads that took place in these 2 seperated battles came extremley hard,
Especially, the ones i have quoted above, they were the glimmer of the 1-2's week..
Although Born To Kill won his battle due to his opponent "Mars." not showing up, his punch left everyone asstounded simply because of his pure high level'd standard he raised his bar to.
On the other seperated battle, the "Title" match, 'Wordz Ahgod' shined with his extremley well executed punch..
Although 'The Archetype' also had an outstanding bar in the battle..Wordz was too much to stand against, leaving Wordz walking head up as the '1-2 HW Title' Victory.
Outro
Well that concludes the mag, shout out to Official n TextEmcee for doing it, didnt have much time to add some stuff myself, hopefully i can for next week though.
Lets have a good week with everyone showing, good luck boyo's.
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