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    HW Champ Match: Kenny (5-0) Vs Born (6-2)

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    Re: HW Champ Match: Kenny (5-0) Vs Born (6-2)

    this is a champ match. fuck 16 lines...

    one question born ..do you EVER think outside the box?, bitch hardly..
    u got the kind of conservative style that'd make republicans switch parties
    s'about time you retired old man. frankly, no one cares if u live or not
    bet if i skinned you alive my knife'd be covered in wrinkles & liver spots
    fuckin hillbilly. i hope one day you get shot down son
    cuz your idea of crossfire involves ya racist hick friends circled around one
    when its time to show & prove, i get busy & handle the call
    i got a grip on the title. arthritis prevents you from gripping anything at all
    i dont know how you do it, seriously. obesity's not amusin'
    your wifes got a potbelly that'd get her jailed for trafficking & distribution
    at this point & time im too strong for you, lately you've been slippin
    i've been gettin diesel while you've gotten increasingly more energy efficient
    but born's an ecclectic guy. independant & anti-corporation
    he's used to mom & pop shoppes cuz his rooms still a den in their basement
    this match'll be epic. we'll see his BEST material before this is over
    cuz born's gonna drop a verse for the ages ..between 55 and older
    your old ass aint touching pussy. lets just get that straight
    cuz you're more of an ugly fuck than a flava flav & oprah winfrey sex tape
    dont push it. instigating me to drop leads to me raping you
    now since u fanned the flames, go ahead and feed my verse a grape or two
    i always drop pre-deadline. early is better than never, b
    so drop in a timely fashion ..& lose in your disco suit from the 70's
    born, ya concepts are asinine. no one ever understands what u said
    ya ideas would be great DJ motivators. they got us all scratching our heads


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    Re: HW Champ Match: Kenny (5-0) Vs Born (6-2)

    Whippin out abuse you'll envy, my shit violates and takes ya pride...
    Bringin 8 inches of pain for Kenny, since each fist is about 4” wide.
    I’ll beat you into the past, queer...put you back on ya back, dude...
    You’ll be feeling like it’s last year when I update those pics for you!
    Record reflects the pussy you are, ya DUI had ya cryin, can’t stop...
    Ken’s ass only sportin 5-0 cuz you were branded a bitch by the cops.
    Ya love life I pity, it ain’t pretty and has ya losing clout, son...
    Dignity’s hard to preserve when ya girl belongs on a wild game one.
    An admitted loser in life, ya such a bad dad it shames and appalls...
    But you like being held accountable cuz ya kid won’t hold ya at all.
    My wife and girl are gorgeous, while you got the ugliest brood...
    Bitch, if I wanted to face my fears, I’d just switch lives with you.
    Plenty of fish in the sea, so unhook the wife while ya still a young buck...
    Cuz you could grouper with all the bitches that are reel UGLY AS FUCK!
    My kicks are stylin, flashy...I stomp a fool who drops filler...
    So I’ll put sharp boots on this retard like he’s Ichi the Killer.
    You ain’t stopping my charge, clown...911, you’d better dial em...
    Cuz this joker’s gettin bum rushed like the debut of Arkham Asylum.
    Give a faggot incisions, and quick open the eyes of ya wife…
    On how ya always in the pole position, yet never raced once in ya life.
    I’ve sliced this bitch to the bone, fuckin served and closed...
    Easy for me to touch a nerve, since most of yours are now exposed.
    This battles been too much, I tell it like it is...the kid had to yield...
    Cuz bitch, I got Blount as fuck and left you KO’d on the field.
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    Re: HW Champ Match: Kenny (5-0) Vs Born (6-2)

    This was a great battle... Good read

    Here's the break down

    Kenny

    one question born ..do you EVER think outside the box?, bitch hardly..
    u got the kind of conservative style that'd make republicans switch parties
    meh...
    s'about time you retired old man. frankly, no one cares if u live or not
    bet if i skinned you alive my knife'd be covered in wrinkles & liver spots
    lol..nice
    fuckin hillbilly. i hope one day you get shot down son
    cuz your idea of crossfire involves ya racist hick friends circled around one
    decent
    when its time to show & prove, i get busy & handle the call
    i got a grip on the title. arthritis prevents you from gripping anything at all
    lol....ok
    i dont know how you do it, seriously. obesity's not amusin'
    your wifes got a potbelly that'd get her jailed for trafficking & distribution
    nice
    at this point & time im too strong for you, lately you've been slippin
    i've been gettin diesel while you've gotten increasingly more energy efficient
    meh...decent
    but born's an ecclectic guy. independant & anti-corporation
    he's used to mom & pop shoppes cuz his rooms still a den in their basement
    ....lol, decent
    this match'll be epic. we'll see his BEST material before this is over
    cuz born's gonna drop a verse for the ages ..between 55 and older
    nice
    your old ass aint touching pussy. lets just get that straight
    cuz you're more of an ugly fuck than a flava flav & oprah winfrey sex tape
    ...meh, kinda basic but ok
    dont push it. instigating me to drop leads to me raping you
    now since u fanned the flames, go ahead and feed my verse a grape or two
    nice lol
    i always drop pre-deadline. early is better than never, b
    so drop in a timely fashion ..& lose in your disco suit from the 70's
    ok
    born, ya concepts are asinine. no one ever understands what u said
    ya ideas would be great DJ motivators. they got us all scratching our heads
    ok

    Solid verse, everything was pretty much on point

    Born

    Whippin out abuse you'll envy, my shit violates and takes ya pride...
    Bringin 8 inches of pain for Kenny, since each fist is about 4” wide.
    meh
    I’ll beat you into the past, queer...put you back on ya back, dude...
    You’ll be feeling like it’s last year when I update those pics for you!
    ok
    Record reflects the pussy you are, ya DUI had ya cryin, can’t stop...
    Ken’s ass only sportin 5-0 cuz you were branded a bitch by the cops.
    not a good flip
    Ya love life I pity, it ain’t pretty and has ya losing clout, son...
    Dignity’s hard to preserve when ya girl belongs on a wild game one.
    ok lol
    An admitted loser in life, ya such a bad dad it shames and appalls...
    But you like being held accountable cuz ya kid won’t hold ya at all.
    meh
    My wife and girl are gorgeous, while you got the ugliest brood...
    Bitch, if I wanted to face my fears, I’d just switch lives with you.
    ha...ok
    Plenty of fish in the sea, so unhook the wife while ya still a young buck...
    Cuz you could grouper with all the bitches that are reel UGLY AS FUCK!
    decent...
    My kicks are stylin, flashy...I stomp a fool who drops filler...
    So I’ll put sharp boots on this retard like he’s Ichi the Killer.
    ha...ok
    You ain’t stopping my charge, clown...911, you’d better dial em...
    Cuz this joker’s gettin bum rushed like the debut of Arkham Asylum.
    meh
    Give a faggot incisions, and quick open the eyes of ya wife…
    On how ya always in the pole position, yet never raced once in ya life.
    meh again
    I’ve sliced this bitch to the bone, fuckin served and closed...
    Easy for me to touch a nerve, since most of yours are now exposed.
    ok
    This battles been too much, I tell it like it is...the kid had to yield...
    Cuz bitch, I got Blount as fuck and left you KO’d on the field.
    i knew i'd see that being used...Twice already lol....nice closer


    Overall I just felt Kenny had a more creative verse...Nice personals
    Born just didn't match the wit. Great champ match, i enjoyed the read

    Vote=Kenny

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    Re: HW Champ Match: Kenny (5-0) Vs Born (6-2)

    one question born ..do you EVER think outside the box?, bitch hardly..
    u got the kind of conservative style that'd make republicans switch parties
    fuckin hillbilly. i hope one day you get shot down son
    cuz your idea of crossfire involves ya racist hick friends circled around one
    when its time to show & prove, i get busy & handle the call
    i got a grip on the title. arthritis prevents you from gripping anything at all
    i always drop pre-deadline. early is better than never, b
    so drop in a timely fashion ..& lose in your disco suit from the 70's

    vs.

    Record reflects the pussy you are, ya DUI had ya cryin, can’t stop...
    Ken’s ass only sportin 5-0 cuz you were branded a bitch by the cops.
    My wife and girl are gorgeous, while you got the ugliest brood...
    Bitch, if I wanted to face my fears, I’d just switch lives with you.
    Plenty of fish in the sea, so unhook the wife while ya still a young buck...
    Cuz you could grouper with all the bitches that are reel UGLY AS FUCK!
    I’ve sliced this bitch to the bone, fuckin served and closed...
    Easy for me to touch a nerve, since most of yours are now exposed.


    Vote - Born, felt his quotables hit a tad harder and we're fresher. very close though.

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    Re: HW Champ Match: Kenny (5-0) Vs Born (6-2)

    one question born ..do you EVER think outside the box?, bitch hardly..
    u got the kind of conservative style that'd make republicans switch parties
    aiight
    s'about time you retired old man. frankly, no one cares if u live or not
    bet if i skinned you alive my knife'd be covered in wrinkles & liver spots
    coo, lol..
    fuckin hillbilly. i hope one day you get shot down son
    cuz your idea of crossfire involves ya racist hick friends circled around one
    lol.. nice
    when its time to show & prove, i get busy & handle the call
    i got a grip on the title. arthritis prevents you from gripping anything at all
    not bad.. onward from the old jokes tho
    i dont know how you do it, seriously. obesity's not amusin'
    your wifes got a potbelly that'd get her jailed for trafficking & distribution
    lol, ok
    at this point & time im too strong for you, lately you've been slippin
    i've been gettin diesel while you've gotten increasingly more energy efficient
    not diggin it
    but born's an ecclectic guy. independant & anti-corporation
    he's used to mom & pop shoppes cuz his rooms still a den in their basement
    lol, funny...
    this match'll be epic. we'll see his BEST material before this is over
    cuz born's gonna drop a verse for the ages ..between 55 and older
    not bad.. the old shits overdone.. but this is fresh
    your old ass aint touching pussy. lets just get that straight
    cuz you're more of an ugly fuck than a flava flav & oprah winfrey sex tape
    bad image.. eww.. eww.. EWW!! lol
    dont push it. instigating me to drop leads to me raping you
    now since u fanned the flames, go ahead and feed my verse a grape or two
    self glory.. ok-ish
    i always drop pre-deadline. early is better than never, b
    so drop in a timely fashion ..& lose in your disco suit from the 70's
    decent
    born, ya concepts are asinine. no one ever understands what u said
    ya ideas would be great DJ motivators. they got us all scratching our heads
    ok-ish..

    vs

    Whippin out abuse you'll envy, my shit violates and takes ya pride...
    Bringin 8 inches of pain for Kenny, since each fist is about 4” wide.
    aiight, almost sounded gay lol.
    I’ll beat you into the past, queer...put you back on ya back, dude...
    You’ll be feeling like it’s last year when I update those pics for you!
    I get it.. but it's not effective if peeps dunno what ya talkin about lol
    Record reflects the pussy you are, ya DUI had ya cryin, can’t stop...
    Ken’s ass only sportin 5-0 cuz you were branded a bitch by the cops.
    aiight.. I've seen 5-0/record play jokes in the same sense tho
    Ya love life I pity, it ain’t pretty and has ya losing clout, son...
    Dignity’s hard to preserve when ya girl belongs on a wild game one.
    not feelin this.. seems weak
    An admitted loser in life, ya such a bad dad it shames and appalls...
    But you like being held accountable cuz ya kid won’t hold ya at all.
    okay
    My wife and girl are gorgeous, while you got the ugliest brood...
    Bitch, if I wanted to face my fears, I’d just switch lives with you.
    ok-ish.. coulda been doper
    Plenty of fish in the sea, so unhook the wife while ya still a young buck...
    Cuz you could grouper with all the bitches that are reel UGLY AS FUCK!
    aiight
    My kicks are stylin, flashy...I stomp a fool who drops filler...
    So I’ll put sharp boots on this retard like he’s Ichi the Killer.
    not diggin it
    You ain’t stopping my charge, clown...911, you’d better dial em...
    Cuz this joker’s gettin bum rushed like the debut of Arkham Asylum.
    not bad.. coo
    Give a faggot incisions, and quick open the eyes of ya wife…
    On how ya always in the pole position, yet never raced once in ya life.
    aiight, coo
    I’ve sliced this bitch to the bone, fuckin served and closed...
    Easy for me to touch a nerve, since most of yours are now exposed.
    gritty.. aiight
    This battles been too much, I tell it like it is...the kid had to yield...
    Cuz bitch, I got Blount as fuck and left you KO’d on the field.
    aiight, fresh



    I think both had some decent hits, but kenny had all the haymakers in the battle..
    born didn't have many hits that made me go DAMN!! lol.. while kenny had some.



    good match tho dudes.. props..


    vote Kenny the G

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    Re: HW Champ Match: Kenny (5-0) Vs Born (6-2)

    one question born ..do you EVER think outside the box?, bitch hardly..
    u got the kind of conservative style that'd make republicans switch parties
    when its time to show & prove, i get busy & handle the call
    i got a grip on the title. arthritis prevents you from gripping anything at all
    i dont know how you do it, seriously. obesity's not amusin'
    your wifes got a potbelly that'd get her jailed for trafficking & distribution
    this match'll be epic. we'll see his BEST material before this is over
    cuz born's gonna drop a verse for the ages ..between 55 and older
    i always drop pre-deadline. early is better than never, b
    so drop in a timely fashion ..& lose in your disco suit from the 70's

    Vs

    I’ll beat you into the past, queer...put you back on ya back, dude...
    You’ll be feeling like it’s last year when I update those pics for you!
    You ain’t stopping my charge, clown...911, you’d better dial em...
    Cuz this joker’s gettin bum rushed like the debut of Arkham Asylum.
    I’ve sliced this bitch to the bone, fuckin served and closed...
    Easy for me to touch a nerve, since most of yours are now exposed.

    Honestly, in my opinion, you CAN'T have too many old jokes if they're original.. if it's a played old joke, sure.. but when you have creative sting to go along with as many old jokes you want, it's fine by me.. in an actual battle (not on the net), people would crack up.. they wouldn't say shit like "the old shits overdone".. so props to Kenny for dropping some that I haven't seen yet.. most of Born's verse was too bland for my liking.. a wordplay that didn't work right, a very played 5-0 concept, and the rest was bland except those 3 bars that I quoted.. decent battle here, but I got Kenny by a couple bars and his misses not being as bad as Born's.... \\//ote: Kenny the G
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    Re: HW Champ Match: Kenny (5-0) Vs Born (6-2)

    Kenny

    one question born ..do you EVER think outside the box?, bitch hardly..
    u got the kind of conservative style that'd make republicans switch parties
    lmao. this was pretty coo to me
    s'about time you retired old man. frankly, no one cares if u live or not
    bet if i skinned you alive my knife'd be covered in wrinkles & liver spots
    blah, gotta be really creative to come up with a good knock on his age
    fuckin hillbilly. i hope one day you get shot down son
    cuz your idea of crossfire involves ya racist hick friends circled around one
    meh
    when its time to show & prove, i get busy & handle the call
    i got a grip on the title. arthritis prevents you from gripping anything at all
    haha, this is good, what i'm talkin about
    i dont know how you do it, seriously. obesity's not amusin'
    your wifes got a potbelly that'd get her jailed for trafficking & distribution
    lmfao. fire
    at this point & time im too strong for you, lately you've been slippin
    i've been gettin diesel while you've gotten increasingly more energy efficient
    eh
    but born's an ecclectic guy. independant & anti-corporation
    he's used to mom & pop shoppes cuz his rooms still a den in their basement
    lol. coo
    this match'll be epic. we'll see his BEST material before this is over
    cuz born's gonna drop a verse for the ages ..between 55 and older
    lol, coo flip again
    your old ass aint touching pussy. lets just get that straight
    cuz you're more of an ugly fuck than a flava flav & oprah winfrey sex tape
    hell no, anyone can throw together a weak analogy lol.. had no relevance.. had there have actually been a recent sex tape surfacing, that'd be different
    dont push it. instigating me to drop leads to me raping you
    now since u fanned the flames, go ahead and feed my verse a grape or two
    lol, coo
    i always drop pre-deadline. early is better than never, b
    so drop in a timely fashion ..& lose in your disco suit from the 70's
    lol, coo again
    born, ya concepts are asinine. no one ever understands what u said
    ya ideas would be great DJ motivators. they got us all scratching our heads
    a bit obvious, but not bad

    Nicely done here Kenny, i was surprised to read such a solid verse.

    Born

    Whippin out abuse you'll envy, my shit violates and takes ya pride...
    Bringin 8 inches of pain for Kenny, since each fist is about 4” wide.
    nah, weak
    I’ll beat you into the past, queer...put you back on ya back, dude...
    You’ll be feeling like it’s last year when I update those pics for you!
    blah
    Record reflects the pussy you are, ya DUI had ya cryin, can’t stop...
    Ken’s ass only sportin 5-0 cuz you were branded a bitch by the cops.
    nah, weak again
    Ya love life I pity, it ain’t pretty and has ya losing clout, son...
    Dignity’s hard to preserve when ya girl belongs on a wild game one.
    what's with the 1 word rhyme scheme born? venture into the multis, it can have a harder affect with your punches
    An admitted loser in life, ya such a bad dad it shames and appalls...
    But you like being held accountable cuz ya kid won’t hold ya at all.
    blah
    My wife and girl are gorgeous, while you got the ugliest brood...
    Bitch, if I wanted to face my fears, I’d just switch lives with you.
    ha coo
    Plenty of fish in the sea, so unhook the wife while ya still a young buck...
    Cuz you could grouper with all the bitches that are reel UGLY AS FUCK!
    no no no... you really tried to incorporate something as obvious as 'reel' to be some sort of complex wordplay on top another related wordplay that was used incorrectly? tsk tsk. "you could grouper with" doesn't make sense unless read as "you could group her with", therefore there was no point in using that word as wordplay without the weak 'reel' wp attempt, which had no hard hitting affect at all. sorry, just felt the need to disect that one
    My kicks are stylin, flashy...I stomp a fool who drops filler...
    So I’ll put sharp boots on this retard like he’s Ichi the Killer.
    eh
    You ain’t stopping my charge, clown...911, you’d better dial em...
    Cuz this joker’s gettin bum rushed like the debut of Arkham Asylum.
    lol, aight
    Give a faggot incisions, and quick open the eyes of ya wife…
    On how ya always in the pole position, yet never raced once in ya life.
    not really feelin it
    I’ve sliced this bitch to the bone, fuckin served and closed...
    Easy for me to touch a nerve, since most of yours are now exposed.
    gory. ok
    This battles been too much, I tell it like it is...the kid had to yield...
    Cuz bitch, I got Blount as fuck and left you KO’d on the field.
    much better flip than i've seen. nice closer

    overall, a bit disappointed, was expecting more from you.

    Kenny definitely got this by an array of nicer lines, while you had a few most were subpar.

    Vote/ Kenny

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    Re: HW Champ Match: Kenny (5-0) Vs Born (6-2)

    one question born ..do you EVER think outside the box?, bitch hardly..
    u got the kind of conservative style that'd make republicans switch parties
    when its time to show & prove, i get busy & handle the call
    i got a grip on the title. arthritis prevents you from gripping anything at all
    i dont know how you do it, seriously. obesity's not amusin'
    your wifes got a potbelly that'd get her jailed for trafficking & distribution
    but born's an ecclectic guy. independant & anti-corporation
    he's used to mom & pop shoppes cuz his rooms still a den in their basement
    dont push it. instigating me to drop leads to me raping you
    now since u fanned the flames, go ahead and feed my verse a grape or two

    vs

    You ain’t stopping my charge, clown...911, you’d better dial em...
    Cuz this joker’s gettin bum rushed like the debut of Arkham Asylum.
    Give a faggot incisions, and quick open the eyes of ya wife…
    On how ya always in the pole position, yet never raced once in ya life.
    This battles been too much, I tell it like it is...the kid had to yield...
    Cuz bitch, I got Blount as fuck and left you KO’d on the field.

    Wasn't really feeling too much from BTK this week... Kenny came really strong... fresh and harsh punches...

    vote Kenny

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    Re: HW Champ Match: Kenny (5-0) Vs Born (6-2)

    Kenny wins, Born loses....

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