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    Re: Internet = More Masturbation

    Quote Originally Posted by The Spaniard View Post
    I hope you didn't you tell chris about our porn watching sessions while he was go...

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    Of course I did. He's cool with my side game. As long as I think about him. :hosea:
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    Re: Internet = More Masturbation

    Quote Originally Posted by abiona View Post
    Eng works in a restaurant, right? I think I prefer him not jerking off at work.
    yea...tyler durden type shit..

    true..

    i worked at a burger king a few years ago..and...yea...well..

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    Re: Internet = More Masturbation

    I remember whenever I was stressed out while working at Walmart I would go in their bathroom and jerk off then come out like nothing happened and go about my buisness.

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    Re: Internet = More Masturbation

    LoL at Tyler Durden, I just finished re-reading Fight Club not two days ago.

    Yea, umm, I stay pretty tidy at work, LoL.

    At home, though? I'm spraying semen like a hose, son.

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    Re: Internet = More Masturbation

    I hate when you're trying to jizz at a specific point of the porno but you miss your opportunity and end up busting your load right after when they're doing some lame ass shit and because of that you lose motivation and its not as nearly as great as it was gonna be.

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    Re: Internet = More Masturbation

    i even jerked off at the hospital i worked at..

    i'd sit on the toilet doing my business when the image of the hospitals top doctor walking in on me cause i forgot to lock the door came to my mind...




    i stop jerking it violently and look up...he stops walking in and we both lock eyes...we both have that "deer in head lights" look..then i would slowly start to masturbate again and he'd just close the door slowly

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    Re: Internet = More Masturbation

    i've jerked it in a store once well not really i grabbed one of those thumpers and hid behind the remote control cars at sharper image came in my undies and went about my business
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    Re: Internet = More Masturbation

    I remember when I was in 7th grade this guy got a handjob from the neighborhood slut on the bus.

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    Re: Internet = More Masturbation

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    Re: Internet = More Masturbation

    Quote Originally Posted by Engivale View Post
    I've seen enough porn to have a mental recording of hundreds of heinous sex acts...

    I lost my internet for almost a week last week and made it through with the usual one to three jerk offs a day, depends if I work or not lol
    Before I had the a computer(8 years ago), I'd make up scenarios in my head. I discovered last week that I'm really rusty with that. Lol. I still do it sometimes, but I'm not as good at it as when I was 17.
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    Re: Internet = More Masturbation

    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Black View Post
    That's the thing though. I have porn saved, but, if it's not brand new, I can't get with it.
    I get the same way, but its after watching the same one a few times it gets boring.

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    Re: Internet = More Masturbation

    did somebody say pedo??
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    Re: Internet = More Masturbation

    my first time was in my school bathroom. i purposely dropped my pencil off my desk so i could bend over and look up the girls skirt that was across the room. i swore i saw pussy and then I asked mr. gainey if i could use the restroom.

    yeah, it was the shit
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    Re: Internet = More Masturbation

    May it be your last sir^

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