When I lost my net for two weeks, I noticed something. . I wasn't masturbating. Once in the two weeks, I started to, but it felt like a chore and I thought to myself "wtf am I doing? This is stupid."
Then I get my net on and I think it's something in me where if I'm on a computer for more than a few hours, I just have to search up nakedness.
In conclusion, the internet is attempting to make me flush my seeds down the toilet.
Hence Forward
axis powers
Nah, you just need some porn with you. I got DVDs incase I need 'em when my Internet goes down.
my uncle is very primitive..
and is anti-masterbation
he tells me if I masterbate too much I can puncture my lungs
....i didnt masterbate for 4 days....logged back on my comp yesterday and ....BOOM ..squirted like 2 feet away all over my computer's speakers
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Wow. Uhh... I dont know what to say to this. The only thing i ever noticed when i didnt have net was i played my playstation more often
It started with a kiss and turned out something else,
The blood coils in through my veins, I think of no one else.
I never believed in much, but I believe in this.
I’m incomplete without you, I’d kill to taste your kiss
That's the thing though. I have porn saved, but, if it's not brand new, I can't get with it.Nah, you just need some porn with you. I got DVDs incase I need 'em when my Internet goes down.
Hence Forward
axis powers
lol @ the 3 responces in 1 second of the threads creation.
It started with a kiss and turned out something else,
The blood coils in through my veins, I think of no one else.
I never believed in much, but I believe in this.
I’m incomplete without you, I’d kill to taste your kiss
Moneybagz, lmao!
Addict, I watched and bought more DVDs and wrote a ton.
Hence Forward
axis powers
it's sad...when internet is not working so you have about 3 Maxim magazines and you quickly flip through the pages to find the most revealing bathing suit to wack off too
*true story*
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That's sad...Originally Posted by Chris Black
I ask my friend to steal some of his brother's porn and give me some. So I ain't gotta worry, but I record on the cam porn just incase too and buy a lot of batteries.
*dead*
I could never do that.
Hence Forward
axis powers
dude I've done sad things when I am sexually frustrated
...heres another ..
you remember in high school/middle school most of the females would take pictures like at the mall..and then pass em around like flyers to their friends..
well..
...when i had no mags/web/tv with softcore porn/
they would come in handy...
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i am your masturbating twin Richard..
Wow. Uhh... I dont know what to say to this. The only thing i ever noticed when i didnt have net was i played my playstation more often
Lol.. true
it's kind of like the end of Cable Guy where Jim Carrey lands on the satellite and the fat dude pics up a book.
Word.
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LMAO, trust me, Celph be posting porn all the time. He gives me that stuff to jerk too(not the dance move!). BTW, is that you in the avy Celph? PM me a picture of you(not to masturbate or nothing nasties).
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