Are you smart nff to defend yourself in court?

[Sniper Clown]

Are you or have you single handedly defeated some cops in courtroom for murder or shit any other crimes?

Sometimes I feel like getting stoned and defending yourself in some stone cold murder trial just for the heck of it is the next best thing I can ask for. Life is one time. Why not put the system on trial and see if you can beat it or "meh" 20 years in prison massaging Billy....

Anyhoo, once I tried that for driving with no papers. The cop mistakenly wrote 1/27/07 instead of 1/27/08 so I said to the judge: Your honor, at this time I ask for motion of dismissal based on the fact that unless we have a time machine we can't catch that date."

Judge was all, what did you say? And then he shut me up by saying: Don't try to be too fancy with me or else you won't like my hearing.

So....... any court room heroics from our beloved RB gangstarrrs? Speaking of this anyone recommends the film Flash of Genius?

[Dre Mack Musick]

when i was young i took the stand on an armed robbery case, didnt work out to well...never testify on your own behalf. i got pwned 18 months juvi 1 year probation...

shoulda known better

and with that happening just off testifying on my own behalf. id never defend myself lol

[RXL]

yes...because i know full well the intricacies of the court system and it's ridiculous laws..

[/sarcasm]

if anyone answers yes to the question....

they are stupid...and need to eat a bullet...

then let your stomach acid eat away the shell casing causing you to die from lead poising...

[Alta]

no im not that smart ha but i wont do nuttin stupid to get in that much trouble

[RXL]

of course...anyone after me...

of course..

[The Archetype]

Even lawyers don't defend themselves in court... the judge won't listen to your bullshit... but if you can convince someone else to testify for you they'll listen... trust me... i've been thru it a few times... lol

[Sniper Clown]

But.....but....Will Hunting did and got away all the previous times.

*awaits to see if he should cite Willy Wonka's "reality" too*

In all seriousness, HENCE the question, Einstein. [/punintended]

Are you smart or genius enough to do so? Not murder but what about low infraction tickets? I also alluded to Flash of Genius, where I think it's based on reality on how a man with no legal upbringing actually beat the system.

I think it's very possible to do so. Read Nolo's Fight your Ticket in California.
Law is after all common sense.

[Sniper Clown]

Btw...it's not far fetched. This Asian dude with broken English once beat this cop who had like fuckin flow charts and shit like videos and all to prove his point. You just gotta be aggressive about it.

It was in Westminister Court. OC's in this forum...HOLLER!

[Richard Parker]

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[Mighty King Esca]

yeah I probably could

[Lear]

N o !

[Mighty King Esca]

smart is overrated. trials are determined by juries, 6 assholes, you think they're smart? hell no. just find a way into their mind and hearts. its about showmanship and ability to relate to people

[Raptor Jesus]

it depends on what charge your defending yourself against and whether or not you actually have a snowballs chance in hell.

If I'm on trial for commiting seven murders and raping a puppy dog I'll probably have a hard time defending myself if the court has actual evidence that I did it.

[Mike White]

I saved myself some lawyer fees by knowing enough to apply for the pre-alcohol education program when I caught my DUI...

[RXL]

There are people who are capable of defending themselves in court. They are called lawyers. And yes, lawyers sometimes defend themselves, as do normal people.

lmao don't you ever stop?!

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