LLL Season 11: Week 7
Current champion: Barcotic
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Last edited by Barcotic; August 17th, 2009 at 02:48 AM
16....
Neplus Vs Kenny
Last edited by Barcotic; August 23rd, 2009 at 01:36 PM
yup
Originally Posted by Barcotic
http://www.funnyandjokes.com/cat/jok...tdowns/page/2/
http://www.zazzle.com/dont_let_your_...32800307093644
That joke is also found on:
http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2989856
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/The.../9780786720538
http://englishatheist.org/index3.shtml
http://deadlzuntx188.tripod.com/id14.html
http://sbjoshi.googlepages.com/quotescollection
http://www.zannel.com/viewupdate.htm?id=E5ED4
http://store.northshoreshirts.com/doletyomiwai.html
http://willyfogg.com/p21322847/pr031...r_mind_wander/
... and like 100 other sites
When u bit in the past, it started big fights u see jerk
But homie, u've changed...
... u dont bite rappers now, just joke sites n' tee shirts
U quoted that mind wander shit!?! Secrets out n' I'll pop fucks
I was Madden the mag thread, u'll get the curse for listing that as a top punch
I'm a wrestle this match away while I'm beatin' u raw, bitch
U dont have a stronghold on the title...
... ur verse looks like it was crushed by a drawbridge
I fight to music, ur a farce, I get to whateva's soarin' charts
It dont matter what song is on, u put more pussy on a Battlefield than Jordin Sparks
Gave me verse of the week, u hype me up, but this guy'll get killed
YOU said I'm a great addition, but I could ski down the Great Divide in our skill
Everything i see u drop is old, I don't find u refreshin'
The shrink in ur talent could cure nine dudes from depression
LOL @ addin yaself as current champ in da battles, ur a mess of a guy
Threads now have ur name incorporated, but ANYTHING u manage is destined to die
Phly, never Russia mod change, but he did so I'll be bombin' this geek
The way u got Putin charge, I'm now expectin' this to become a communist league
LOL!!
Again?! okay..........
I already beat you, your weird style and opinions make me wonder son
n' since you like to go against the grain, I'll finish you off and bury you under some..
You tend to lose in champ matches, you're at what, your seventh loss?
but now you'll get the crown
....of your head beaten worse than it was by Sephiroth..
GO HOME! nobody here even likes you and dawg, you can't force us
yeah, you have some special lines, so take them with you on the short bus..
Fucking retard, every single concept you think of is poor and stupid
so whenever an idea hits you, we hope it knocks you out before you use it..
People say fags don't fit in the rap game, they couldn't be more right
but we all know you'll explode in the biz R.. section of you're favorite gay porn site..
You're a queer and almost every bitch in your family is a damn slut
except your sister-in-law, but she lets me and your mom use her hand cuffs..
You don't even own a phone, you're worthless, living on mom's cash
shit, if you ever got close to a BlackBerry.. would eat you and we'd all laugh..
There's good and bad spotlight, either way you're headed for fame
fuck mags, your shit'd fit in The New York Times
....back when the first settlers came..
Last edited by Barcotic; August 22nd, 2009 at 01:52 AM
When u bit in the past, it started big fights u see jerk
But homie, u've changed...
... u dont bite rappers now, just joke sites n' tee shirts
lmao..good personal.
U quoted that mind wander shit!?! Secrets out n' I'll pop fucks
I was Madden the mag thread, u'll get the curse for listing that as a top punch
little issue with wording..but this was good.
I'm a wrestle this match away while I'm beatin' u raw, bitch
U dont have a stronghold on the title...
... ur verse looks like it was crushed by a drawbridge
decent..
I fight to music, ur a farce, I get to whateva's soarin' charts
It dont matter what song is on, u put more pussy on a Battlefield than Jordin Sparks
nope. didn't like this.
Gave me verse of the week, u hype me up, but this guy'll get killed
YOU said I'm a great addition, but I could ski down the Great Divide in our skill
cool. pretty creative.
Everything i see u drop is old, I don't find u refreshin'
The shrink in ur talent could cure nine dudes from depression
seen similar..ok though.
LOL @ addin yaself as current champ in da battles, ur a mess of a guy
Threads now have ur name incorporated, but ANYTHING u manage is destined to die
ehhh okish.
Phly, never Russia mod change, but he did so I'll be bombin' this geek
The way u got Putin charge, I'm now expectin' this to become a communist league
not hard hitting.
I already beat you, your weird style and opinions make me wonder son
n' since you like to go against the grain, I'll finish you off and bury you under some..
this ideas been done..you did it a bit differently so ill give you the botd..decent.
You tend to lose in champ matches, you're at what, your seventh loss?
but now you'll get the crown
....of your head beaten worse than it was by Sephiroth..
cool.
GO HOME! nobody here even likes you and dawg, you can't force us
yeah, you have some special lines, so take them with you on the short bus..
ehhh ok.
Fucking retard, every single concept you think of is poor and stupid
so whenever an idea hits you, we hope it knocks you out before you use it..
nice...
People say fags don't fit in the rap game, they couldn't be more right
but we all know you'll explode in the biz R.. section of you're favorite gay porn site..
didn't like this.
You're a queer and almost every bitch in your family is a damn slut
except your sister-in-law, but she lets me and your mom use her hand cuffs..
didn't like the wording..nice concept though.
You don't even own a phone, you're worthless, living on mom's cash
shit, if you ever got close to a BlackBerry.. would eat you and we'd all laugh..
cool wp. nice punch.
There's good and bad spotlight, either way you're headed for fame
fuck mags, your shit'd fit in The New York Times
....back when the first settlers came..
haha cool again.
After reading Riz's verse i thought he probably did enough to win..but Bar had some nice material towards the end, and only had 1 bad bar. This was VERY close, i got Barcotic by a nicer punch or 2...good battle though.
Vote - Barcotic
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When u bit in the past, it started big fights u see jerk
But homie, u've changed...
... u dont bite rappers now, just joke sites n' tee shirts
lmmfao...
U quoted that mind wander shit!?! Secrets out n' I'll pop fucks
I was Madden the mag thread, u'll get the curse for listing that as a top punch
decent...
I'm a wrestle this match away while I'm beatin' u raw, bitch
U dont have a stronghold on the title...
... ur verse looks like it was crushed by a drawbridge
ok...
I fight to music, ur a farce, I get to whateva's soarin' charts
It dont matter what song is on, u put more pussy on a Battlefield than Jordin Sparks
eh...
Gave me verse of the week, u hype me up, but this guy'll get killed
YOU said I'm a great addition, but I could ski down the Great Divide in our skill
eh...
Everything i see u drop is old, I don't find u refreshin'
The shrink in ur talent could cure nine dudes from depression
ok...
LOL @ addin yaself as current champ in da battles, ur a mess of a guy
Threads now have ur name incorporated, but ANYTHING u manage is destined to die
ok...
Phly, never Russia mod change, but he did so I'll be bombin' this geek
The way u got Putin charge, I'm now expectin' this to become a communist league
eh...
vs
I already beat you, your weird style and opinions make me wonder son
n' since you like to go against the grain, I'll finish you off and bury you under some..
ok...
You tend to lose in champ matches, you're at what, your seventh loss?
but now you'll get the crown
....of your head beaten worse than it was by Sephiroth..
ok...
GO HOME! nobody here even likes you and dawg, you can't force us
yeah, you have some special lines, so take them with you on the short bus..
eh...
Fucking retard, every single concept you think of is poor and stupid
so whenever an idea hits you, we hope it knocks you out before you use it..
ok...
People say fags don't fit in the rap game, they couldn't be more right
but we all know you'll explode in the biz R.. section of you're favorite gay porn site..
took me a minute but pretty good... lol...
You're a queer and almost every bitch in your family is a damn slut
except your sister-in-law, but she lets me and your mom use her hand cuffs..
eh...
You don't even own a phone, you're worthless, living on mom's cash
shit, if you ever got close to a BlackBerry.. would eat you and we'd all laugh..
decent...
There's good and bad spotlight, either way you're headed for fame
fuck mags, your shit'd fit in The New York Times
....back when the first settlers came..
good...
hmmm... nothing really bad here from either... Riz's opener was the line of the battle... but Bar was more consistent... his weaker bars weren't as bad as Riz's...
vote Skillustrious (Bar)... lol
Last edited by The Archetype; August 22nd, 2009 at 06:20 PM
When u bit in the past, it started big fights u see jerk
But homie, u've changed...
... u dont bite rappers now, just joke sites n' tee shirts
I'm a wrestle this match away while I'm beatin' u raw, bitch
U dont have a stronghold on the title...
... ur verse looks like it was crushed by a drawbridge
Gave me verse of the week, u hype me up, but this guy'll get killed
YOU said I'm a great addition, but I could ski down the Great Divide in our skill
Vs.
I already beat you, your weird style and opinions make me wonder son
n' since you like to go against the grain, I'll finish you off and bury you under some..
You're a queer and almost every bitch in your family is a damn slut
except your sister-in-law, but she lets me and your mom use her hand cuffs..
There's good and bad spotlight, either way you're headed for fame
fuck mags, your shit'd fit in The New York Times
....back when the first settlers came..
really close shit here, Riz had the only personal I liked but last 2 bars really dented his verse, the incorporated punch was just too simple an didn't hit hard, the closer was forced, it's prounounced Pew-Tin.
Based on pure consistancy Bar gets my vote, I can't pick which quotables I liked better, Riz had the fresh shit put felt the wording was a little soft for a punch, Bar had the harsh wording on the cool concepts, stronghold & sister in law were LOTB though, good really close match here.
v/ Barcotic
rizpy -
When u bit in the past, it started big fights u see jerk
But homie, u've changed...
... u dont bite rappers now, just joke sites n' tee shirts
- lol considering how much you set this concept up, it was good.
U quoted that mind wander shit!?! Secrets out n' I'll pop fucks
I was Madden the mag thread, u'll get the curse for listing that as a top punch
- cool idea. punch was aight. (i dont believe in the curse tholol)
I'm a wrestle this match away while I'm beatin' u raw, bitch
U dont have a stronghold on the title...
... ur verse looks like it was crushed by a drawbridge
- hm not bad. straight concept, rewording prolly woulda made it real nice.
I fight to music, ur a farce, I get to whateva's soarin' charts
It dont matter what song is on, u put more pussy on a Battlefield than Jordin Sparks
- wasnt feelin this.
Gave me verse of the week, u hype me up, but this guy'll get killed
YOU said I'm a great addition, but I could ski down the Great Divide in our skill
- again, liked the concept/personal .. just wasnt feelin where u went with it.
Everything i see u drop is old, I don't find u refreshin'
The shrink in ur talent could cure nine dudes from depression
- haha cool
LOL @ addin yaself as current champ in da battles, ur a mess of a guy
Threads now have ur name incorporated, but ANYTHING u manage is destined to die
- straight.
Phly, never Russia mod change, but he did so I'll be bombin' this geek
The way u got Putin charge, I'm now expectin' this to become a communist league
- eh didnt really do much damage here. creativities there, just not all that harsh, imo.
vs
barcotic -
I already beat you, your weird style and opinions make me wonder son
n' since you like to go against the grain, I'll finish you off and bury you under some..
- hm this was ok.
You tend to lose in champ matches, you're at what, your seventh loss?
but now you'll get the crown
....of your head beaten worse than it was by Sephiroth..
- aight. personal's straight.
GO HOME! nobody here even likes you and dawg, you can't force us
yeah, you have some special lines, so take them with you on the short bus..
- nah. saw this one coming.
Fucking retard, every single concept you think of is poor and stupid
so whenever an idea hits you, we hope it knocks you out before you use it..
- lol. suprised i havent seen this. cool.
People say fags don't fit in the rap game, they couldn't be more right
but we all know you'll explode in the biz R.. section of you're favorite gay porn site..
- ahhh coulda been nice. didnt like the ending though. had a real good nameplay/idea though.
You're a queer and almost every bitch in your family is a damn slut
except your sister-in-law, but she lets me and your mom use her hand cuffs..
- haha cool
You don't even own a phone, you're worthless, living on mom's cash
shit, if you ever got close to a BlackBerry.. would eat you and we'd all laugh..
- eh decent.
There's good and bad spotlight, either way you're headed for fame
fuck mags, your shit'd fit in The New York Times
....back when the first settlers came..
- heh. took me a sec to see it. pretty creative.
pretty straight battle for a champ match. i think the story of this battle is really what it COULDA been. not saying it was bad, but if both of ya had some rewording, etc on some of your lines, it coulda been a hot read. regardless of that, riz obv kinda went for the personal edge, and did rather well. was feelin his jabs, specially the opener and the shrink line. bar, i felt you kinda went more for the humor/clowing angle, and had some nice hits too, noteably the sister punch and closer was creative. someone's gotta win, and i guess overall i felt bar was a little bit better. he had a few more quotables and his execution was a taaaad better as well. cool reads though, gl.
v. barcotic
When u bit in the past, it started big fights u see jerk
But homie, u've changed...
... u dont bite rappers now, just joke sites n' tee shirts
lol, coo..
U quoted that mind wander shit!?! Secrets out n' I'll pop fucks
I was Madden the mag thread, u'll get the curse for listing that as a top punch
didn't like this at all.. too obvious
I'm a wrestle this match away while I'm beatin' u raw, bitch
U dont have a stronghold on the title...
... ur verse looks like it was crushed by a drawbridge
okay
I fight to music, ur a farce, I get to whateva's soarin' charts
It dont matter what song is on, u put more pussy on a Battlefield than Jordin Sparks
ehhhh...aiight
Gave me verse of the week, u hype me up, but this guy'll get killed
YOU said I'm a great addition, but I could ski down the Great Divide in our skill
this was coo-ish
Everything i see u drop is old, I don't find u refreshin'
The shrink in ur talent could cure nine dudes from depression
lol, okay
LOL @ addin yaself as current champ in da battles, ur a mess of a guy
Threads now have ur name incorporated, but ANYTHING u manage is destined to die
nah, weak
Phly, never Russia mod change, but he did so I'll be bombin' this geek
The way u got Putin charge, I'm now expectin' this to become a communist league
eh, not feelin it
vs
I already beat you, your weird style and opinions make me wonder son
n' since you like to go against the grain, I'll finish you off and bury you under some..
okay.. coulda been better
You tend to lose in champ matches, you're at what, your seventh loss?
but now you'll get the crown
....of your head beaten worse than it was by Sephiroth..
nah, this was bleh
GO HOME! nobody here even likes you and dawg, you can't force us
yeah, you have some special lines, so take them with you on the short bus..
played
Fucking retard, every single concept you think of is poor and stupid
so whenever an idea hits you, we hope it knocks you out before you use it..
this was nice.. like the flip
People say fags don't fit in the rap game, they couldn't be more right
but we all know you'll explode in the biz R.. section of you're favorite gay porn site..
okay
You're a queer and almost every bitch in your family is a damn slut
except your sister-in-law, but she lets me and your mom use her hand cuffs..
again, this was okay
You don't even own a phone, you're worthless, living on mom's cash
shit, if you ever got close to a BlackBerry.. would eat you and we'd all laugh..
am I missing something on this punch.. lol. dunno, doesnt seem hard
There's good and bad spotlight, either way you're headed for fame
fuck mags, your shit'd fit in The New York Times
....back when the first settlers came..
this was cool, lol
pretty close call.. dunno.. I wanna say rizpy cuz he had the hardest hit of the match.. but barcotic was beating him out by one punch i think.. more connected in his verse for me than rizpy's.. but the decision here was pretty hard.. some bad lines in here tho too guys.. seriously.. wtf @ some of them... stay up..
vote barcotic, by a bit.. not much tho
U quoted that mind wander shit!?! Secrets out n' I'll pop fucks
I was Madden the mag thread, u'll get the curse for listing that as a top punch
I'm a wrestle this match away while I'm beatin' u raw, bitch
U dont have a stronghold on the title...
... ur verse looks like it was crushed by a drawbridge
vs.
I already beat you, your weird style and opinions make me wonder son
n' since you like to go against the grain, I'll finish you off and bury you under some..
You're a queer and almost every bitch in your family is a damn slut
except your sister-in-law, but she lets me and your mom use her hand cuffs..
There's good and bad spotlight, either way you're headed for fame
fuck mags, your shit'd fit in The New York Times
....back when the first settlers came..
You don't even own a phone, you're worthless, living on mom's cash
shit, if you ever got close to a BlackBerry.. would eat you and we'd all laugh..
^ stupid asss bar, but i laughed
I think barcotic took this.. good battle
v/bar
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U quoted that mind wander shit!?! Secrets out n' I'll pop fucks
I was Madden the mag thread, u'll get the curse for listing that as a top punch
I'm a wrestle this match away while I'm beatin' u raw, bitch
U dont have a stronghold on the title...
... ur verse looks like it was crushed by a drawbridge
Gave me verse of the week, u hype me up, but this guy'll get killed
YOU said I'm a great addition, but I could ski down the Great Divide in our skill
Everything i see u drop is old, I don't find u refreshin'
The shrink in ur talent could cure nine dudes from depression
Phly, never Russia mod change, but he did so I'll be bombin' this geek
The way u got Putin charge, I'm now expectin' this to become a communist league
vs
GO HOME! nobody here even likes you and dawg, you can't force us
yeah, you have some special lines, so take them with you on the short bus..
There's good and bad spotlight, either way you're headed for fame
fuck mags, your shit'd fit in The New York Times
....back when the first settlers came..
idk, i'm goin' against the grain. bar had too many obvious/semi played concepts whereas riz was fresh/witty/better worded. he won this by a bit in my opinion..
I'm a wrestle this match away while I'm beatin' u raw, bitch
U dont have a stronghold on the title...
... ur verse looks like it was crushed by a drawbridge
I fight to music, ur a farce, I get to whateva's soarin' charts
It dont matter what song is on, u put more pussy on a Battlefield than Jordin Sparks
Gave me verse of the week, u hype me up, but this guy'll get killed
YOU said I'm a great addition, but I could ski down the Great Divide in our skill
Everything i see u drop is old, I don't find u refreshin'
The shrink in ur talent could cure nine dudes from depression
Nice shit, Riz...
VS
Fucking retard, every single concept you think of is poor and stupid
so whenever an idea hits you, we hope it knocks you out before you use it..
Nice...
I dunno...I just dunno...
Figured Bar would defend his title like he did against me...
But nah...I pretty much got him getting killed.
Just alot of bad wording...alot of eh concepts.
For me, I got Riz winning this easily.
Maybe it's too early in the morning and I drank to many margaritas last night.
But I got this as one sided.
Peace
I'm a wrestle this match away while I'm beatin' u raw, bitch
U dont have a stronghold on the title...
... ur verse looks like it was crushed by a drawbridge
Gave me verse of the week, u hype me up, but this guy'll get killed
YOU said I'm a great addition, but I could ski down the Great Divide in our skill
Everything i see u drop is old, I don't find u refreshin'
The shrink in ur talent could cure nine dudes from depression
vs
You tend to lose in champ matches, you're at what, your seventh loss?
but now you'll get the crown
....of your head beaten worse than it was by Sephiroth..
imo bar just had too many sluggish punches and vague connections, example the "sister-in-law" punch. the connection between "law" and "handcuffs" didnt really do much to help the overall effectiveness of the punch. most of the verse was the same style of punch misdirection that just wasnt hard hitting or anything fresh. short bus & blackberry ideas were played, and biz R wp was awkward. rizpy was just more creative imo, with a better range and variety of punches. same amount of mistakes as bar, with the madden, jordin sparks, and closer being wack imo. closer was just to much needless wp that didnt equal to a good punch. even still riz verse felt much fresher to me
v/rizpy
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Barcotic wins, Rizpy loses....
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