FL HW Champ Match: Divine Vs Barcotic

[Barcotic]

We agreed to post this early..

No crew votes this time, and no votes from dudes with losing records, lol..

Good luck....

[Ctrl Alt Elite]

V/ a quick breather....


lol yeh,

Seen.

[Barcotic]

LOL, check....

[Ctrl Alt Elite]

lol @ this battle


Anywho...


Bar's broad enjoys long walks, She just loves nice views and shit
but when he lets her sit out with horizon... him she struggles not to be sick
See bar does everythin wrong, his screw-ups and mis-haps'll cost him the win
says his loss was the voters fuck up, but even his mistakes... me over him
Not like thats a good thing though, cuz we know your girls a fat chick
I'd relate her to your user title... But the fat bitch can't move that quick
A match made in heaven you see, Bar and his girl were made to be hitched
Cuz after our last battle was over... He proved he's also a big bitch
Rematching me proves nothing man, Infact the outcomes not worth reading
You can beat me with your eyes closed... cuz your fucken dreaming

[Barcotic]

D.. any last words??

I'm a true Canadian and I don't care if you make fun of the way I speak
everyone agrees when I say "ay" D
....percent of your lines are played and weak..
We all know that you like men but that's just whack and wrong
shit, you're so in love with anal sex you tried to fuck the crack of dawn..
Faggot, you sleep with stuffed animals, from teddy bears to cats bro
and your mom has a homemade zebra
....cuz double D's and up don't fit the fat ho..
You have no punches, no jabs, and where the fuck's your hooks at?
I'm giving you such a bloody beating it's making your British slang look bad..
And you say you're a fucking Street Fighter? you need to stop boasting
if your verses were Blanka
....lot of readers would THANK you for not posting..

Die slow..

[Vallus]

Bar's broad enjoys long walks, She just loves nice views and shit
but when he lets her sit out with horizon... him she struggles not to be sick
no
See bar does everythin wrong, his screw-ups and mis-haps'll cost him the win
says his loss was the voters fuck up, but even his mistakes... me over him
too simple for a decent misdirection
Not like thats a good thing though, cuz we know your girls a fat chick
I'd relate her to your user title... But the fat bitch can't move that quick
concept okay, not flipped extremely well
A match made in heaven you see, Bar and his girl were made to be hitched
Cuz after our last battle was over... He proved he's also a big bitch
not really much of a punchline at all
Rematching me proves nothing man, Infact the outcomes not worth reading
You can beat me with your eyes closed... cuz your fucken dreaming
decent


vs.


I'm a true Canadian and I don't care if you make fun of the way I speak
everyone agrees when I say "ay" D
....percent of your lines are played and weak..
ok wordplay
We all know that you like men but that's just whack and wrong
shit, you're so in love with anal sex you tried to fuck the crack of dawn..
good concept, wording was a bit meh
Faggot, you sleep with stuffed animals, from teddy bears to cats bro
and your mom has a homemade zebra
....cuz double D's and up don't fit the fat ho..
lol....ok
You have no punches, no jabs, and where the fuck's your hooks at?
I'm giving you such a bloody beating it's making your British slang look bad..
meh
And you say you're a fucking Street Fighter? you need to stop boasting
if your verses were Blanka
....lot of readers would THANK you for not posting..
decent


Bar took this pretty easily...DI didnt really bring anything
that hard hitting here....

[Hank McCoy]

Bar's broad enjoys long walks, She just loves nice views and shit
but when he lets her sit out with horizon... him she struggles not to be sick

poor punch/execution

See bar does everythin wrong, his screw-ups and mis-haps'll cost him the win
says his loss was the voters fuck up, but even his mistakes... me over him

wording killed you here.. concept coulda been used nicely.. but you failed



Not like thats a good thing though, cuz we know your girls a fat chick
I'd relate her to your user title... But the fat bitch can't move that quick

poor flip/execution

A match made in heaven you see, Bar and his girl were made to be hitched
Cuz after our last battle was over... He proved he's also a big bitch

...wording was fucking horrible/lack of punch

Rematching me proves nothing man, Infact the outcomes not worth reading
You can beat me with your eyes closed... cuz your fucken dreaming

no....

I'm a true Canadian and I don't care if you make fun of the way I speak
everyone agrees when I say "ay" D
....percent of your lines are played and weak..

lol..decent wp.. for more effect it shoulda been eh..nice flip/sollid punch

We all know that you like men but that's just whack and wrong
shit, you're so in love with anal sex you tried to fuck the crack of dawn..

coulda been executed better...kinda strayed

Faggot, you sleep with stuffed animals, from teddy bears to cats bro
and your mom has a homemade zebra
....cuz double D's and up don't fit the fat ho..

i'm sick of seeing punches to peoples mothers/gf's.. there's just not that much connection there.. but this made me lol

You have no punches, no jabs, and where the fuck's your hooks at?
I'm giving you such a bloody beating it's making your British slang look bad..

aight concept.. coulda been flipped & worded better for a harder hitting punch

And you say you're a fucking Street Fighter? you need to stop boasting
if your verses were Blanka
....lot of readers would THANK you for not posting..

played concept/wp.. semi decent flip on it tho..

overall bar took this with a harder hitting,more consistent verse.. DI's wording & lack of creativity killed him.

[Verbal Hologram]

Bar's broad enjoys long walks, She just loves nice views and shit
but when he lets her sit out with horizon... him she struggles not to be sick
the execution was lacking homie
See bar does everythin wrong, his screw-ups and mis-haps'll cost him the win
says his loss was the voters fuck up, but even his mistakes... me over him
meh
Not like thats a good thing though, cuz we know your girls a fat chick
I'd relate her to your user title... But the fat bitch can't move that quick
ok, could of been better
A match made in heaven you see, Bar and his girl were made to be hitched
Cuz after our last battle was over... He proved he's also a big bitch
too simple
Rematching me proves nothing man, Infact the outcomes not worth reading
You can beat me with your eyes closed... cuz your fucken dreaming
self gloryish, not bad


vs.


I'm a true Canadian and I don't care if you make fun of the way I speak
everyone agrees when I say "ay" D
....percent of your lines are played and weak..
alright
We all know that you like men but that's just whack and wrong
shit, you're so in love with anal sex you tried to fuck the crack of dawn..
meh
Faggot, you sleep with stuffed animals, from teddy bears to cats bro
and your mom has a homemade zebra
....cuz double D's and up don't fit the fat ho..
not bad
You have no punches, no jabs, and where the fuck's your hooks at?
I'm giving you such a bloody beating it's making your British slang look bad..
meh
And you say you're a fucking Street Fighter? you need to stop boasting
if your verses were Blanka
....lot of readers would THANK you for not posting..
decent closer

V/Bar by a couple bars

[Barz.]

I'm going to take it lightly with the vote since divine was bitching last time oh I have a winning record now that allows me to vote plus I'm a decent text battler with above average skills I might say WELL ON WITH THE VOTES !!!


Bar
I'm a true Canadian and I don't care if you make fun of the way I speak
everyone agrees when I say "ay" D
....percent of your lines are played and weak..
ok
We all know that you like men but that's just whack and wrong
shit, you're so in love with anal sex you tried to fuck the crack of dawn..
jokes..lol..ok punch
Faggot, you sleep with stuffed animals, from teddy bears to cats bro
and your mom has a homemade zebra
....cuz double D's and up don't fit the fat ho..
lol..ok punch
You have no punches, no jabs, and where the fuck's your hooks at?
I'm giving you such a bloody beating it's making your British slang look bad..
meh
And you say you're a fucking Street Fighter? you need to stop boasting
if your verses were Blanka
....lot of readers would THANK you for not posting..
Jokes...decent closer

Bar Its funny how you post just enough to impress fl voters but I saw right though this bullshit lol you put no effort in this at all.Dont get me wrong the punches were consistent.But the verse seemed watered down from ya actual standards anyways decent verse.Got a few chuckles



Divine
Bar's broad enjoys long walks, She just loves nice views and shit
but when he lets her sit out with horizon... him she struggles not to be sick
Meh, forced
See bar does everythin wrong, his screw-ups and mis-haps'll cost him the win
says his loss was the voters fuck up, but even his mistakes... me over him
Meh Wording & forced
Not like thats a good thing though, cuz we know your girls a fat chick
I'd relate her to your user title... But the fat bitch can't move that quick
This was fairly too simple for me
A match made in heaven you see, Bar and his girl were made to be hitched
Cuz after our last battle was over... He proved he's also a big bitch
ok
Rematching me proves nothing man, Infact the outcomes not worth reading
You can beat me with your eyes closed... cuz your fucken dreaming
ok ,decent closer


You did way better than I expected thats saying a lot. Anyways you the basic Idea of what I'm trying to learn as we speak Wordplays expect it seems forced as fuck to me. Keep at it with experience It'll just be easy for you. All in all decent effort from an Fl'er


Vote/BAR pretty much coasted through this with a decent verse and little to no effort all. Sorry Divine but that is the best verse I seen from you so far.Bar just got Fl down to a fucking sience lol

[A. Diction]

DI, when I told you to try and squeeze some wordplay into your arsenal I didn't mean against Bar...Bar's the king of wordplay and he'll crush you if you rely on it heavily in your verse like you did here...

Bar's broad enjoys long walks, She just loves nice views and shit
but when he lets her sit out with horizon... him she struggles not to be sick
very forced...almost to the point to where it makes no since...
See bar does everythin wrong, his screw-ups and mis-haps'll cost him the win
says his loss was the voters fuck up, but even his mistakes... me over him
lol...decent wordplay, good wording...
Not like thats a good thing though, cuz we know your girls a fat chick
I'd relate her to your user title... But the fat bitch can't move that quick
ok'ish...I chuckled a little...decent bar...
A match made in heaven you see, Bar and his girl were made to be hitched
Cuz after our last battle was over... He proved he's also a big bitch
ehh, could've been flipped alot better...
Rematching me proves nothing man, Infact the outcomes not worth reading
You can beat me with your eyes closed... cuz your fucken dreaming
good flip, ok bar...

Vs

I'm a true Canadian and I don't care if you make fun of the way I speak
everyone agrees when I say "ay" D
....percent of your lines are played and weak..
Dope...
We all know that you like men but that's just whack and wrong
shit, you're so in love with anal sex you tried to fuck the crack of dawn..
ehh, ok'ish...
Faggot, you sleep with stuffed animals, from teddy bears to cats bro
and your mom has a homemade zebra
....cuz double D's and up don't fit the fat ho..
lol, niceness...
You have no punches, no jabs, and where the fuck's your hooks at?
I'm giving you such a bloody beating it's making your British slang look bad..
naa...
And you say you're a fucking Street Fighter? you need to stop boasting
if your verses were Blanka
....lot of readers would THANK you for not posting..
I've used a Blanka wordplay before, it's played...but I like how you flipped it...decent

Overall: I think Bar took this one, D tried to match wordplay with him and Bar just crushed him. D did come consistenly though, but bar only had 1 punch I didn't like...his first punch was strait sick...so...

Vote = Barcotic

[Sänity]

Bar's broad enjoys long walks, She just loves nice views and shit
but when he lets her sit out with horizon... him she struggles not to be sick
Alright
See bar does everythin wrong, his screw-ups and mis-haps'll cost him the win
says his loss was the voters fuck up, but even his mistakes... me over him
Nice
Not like thats a good thing though, cuz we know your girls a fat chick
I'd relate her to your user title... But the fat bitch can't move that quick
I lol'ed
A match made in heaven you see, Bar and his girl were made to be hitched
Cuz after our last battle was over... He proved he's also a big bitch
Wording was off
Rematching me proves nothing man, Infact the outcomes not worth reading
You can beat me with your eyes closed... cuz your fucken dreaming
Meh ok flip

I'm a true Canadian and I don't care if you make fun of the way I speak
everyone agrees when I say "ay" D
....percent of your lines are played and weak..
Lol nice
We all know that you like men but that's just whack and wrong
shit, you're so in love with anal sex you tried to fuck the crack of dawn..
lol ok
Faggot, you sleep with stuffed animals, from teddy bears to cats bro
and your mom has a homemade zebra
....cuz double D's and up don't fit the fat ho..
Good punch
You have no punches, no jabs, and where the fuck's your hooks at?
I'm giving you such a bloody beating it's making your British slang look bad..
Mehh
And you say you're a fucking Street Fighter? you need to stop boasting
if your verses were Blanka
....lot of readers would THANK you for not posting..
Lol good closer

Good battle but Bar took this one with better wordplays and harder punches, DI came pretty hard in this one but I feel that it wasn't enough to match Bar in this battle

V = Barcotic

[SoopSa]

Bar's broad enjoys long walks, She just loves nice views and shit
but when he lets her sit out with horizon... him she struggles not to be sick
See bar does everythin wrong, his screw-ups and mis-haps'll cost him the win
says his loss was the voters fuck up, but even his mistakes... me over him
vs

I'm a true Canadian and I don't care if you make fun of the way I speak
everyone agrees when I say "ay" D
....percent of your lines are played and weak..
nice w/p

We all know that you like men but that's just whack and wrong
shit, you're so in love with anal sex you tried to fuck the crack of dawn.
nice flip
Faggot, you sleep with stuffed animals, from teddy bears to cats bro
and your mom has a homemade zebra
....cuz double D's and up don't fit the fat ho..
nice w/p clever

Di i've seen better maybe it was rushed or you were anxious to drop not sure what the problem is you had a nice verse pretty nice bars so don't let me say anything else but only reason i'm not votin u is because bar just overpowered you in this battle he is pissed he lost lol he jus had the overall verse and his consistency won it

v/bar

[Ctrl Alt Elite]

Thanks for votes everyone, Good battle Sir

[Barcotic]

Word.. we need atleast one more vote tho, lol....

[Barcotic]

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