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    The Bomb Shelter

    Did this exercise with my staff... Curious to see what yall would come up with.

    The world is coming to an end. There is one bomb shelter adequately constructed to allow five individuals to survive the onslaught of nuclear bombs and live to rebuild society. You have been chosen to select the five people who will continue the human race. Choose wisely.

    Pick 5 and only 5 from the list below to go into the bomb shelter:


    1. A 30-year old Navy Seal who is a survival expert but is unable to have children.

    2. A Chicano Chief of Police who loves children and hates gays.

    3. A 21-year old prostitute who is on welfare.

    4. An agricultural scientist who is secretly a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

    5. A water purification expert who is a lesbian.

    6. A politician who strongly opposes gay rights, women's rights, and civil rights.

    7. A construction and material engineer that was convicted of spousal abuse and released for good behavior.

    8. A disabled (wheelchair assisted) African American geologist who is good with using rocks and fossil fuels as natural resources. The geologist refuses to leave his twin 3-year old boys.

    9. The geologist's twin boys (due to extremely young age and small size, they count as one person)

    10. A 45 year old dance teacher from Beverly Hills who is in to the latest fashions.

    11. An old American Indian medicine man who is a known spiritual healer.

    12. A talented Asian school teacher who refuses to teach non-Asians.

    13. A 25-year old Catholic priest who does not recognize other religions.
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    Re: The Bomb Shelter

    11. An old American Indian medicine man who is a known spiritual healer.

    3. A 21-year old prostitute who is on welfare.


    . A 30-year old Navy Seal who is a survival expert but is unable to have children.

    7. A construction and material engineer that was convicted of spousal abuse and released for good behavior.

    5. A water purification expert who is a lesbian.

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    Re: The Bomb Shelter

    Quote Originally Posted by abiona View Post

    3. A 21-year old prostitute who is on welfare.

    4. An agricultural scientist who is secretly a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

    5. A water purification expert who is a lesbian.

    8. A disabled (wheelchair assisted) African American geologist who is good with using rocks and fossil fuels as natural resources. The geologist refuses to leave his twin 3-year old boys.

    9. The geologist's twin boys (due to extremely young age and small size, they count as one person)
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    You'd chance the future of the world on the procreating ability of a lesbian? What if she refuses to have sex with the men?
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    I had a big long explanation of my pics when I decided five people probably wouldn't be enough to continue the race. If only five humans existed, we'd practically already be extinct, and if I'm not one of the five who gets to live, I don't care who's chosen.
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    So prostitutes on welfare have to be female?
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    I picked what Hosea picked, minus the whore, plus the dance instructor. Bleh.
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    Yeah i assumed the prostitute was female as well

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    Re: The Bomb Shelter

    10. A 45 year old female dance teacher from Beverly Hills who is in to the latest fashions. (she won't put up a struggle)

    5. A water purification expert who is a lesbian.(roofie her, & get her pregnant)

    3. A 21-year old female prostitute who is on welfare.(....easy lay)


    I didn't choose 2 others because I refuse to have men in my battalion of rapid reproduction.
    But...
    He can never touch her again


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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadpool™ View Post
    10. A 45 year old female dance teacher from Beverly Hills who is in to the latest fashions. (she won't put up a struggle)

    5. A water purification expert who is a lesbian.(roofie her, & her pregnant)

    3. A 21-year old female prostitute who is on welfare.(....easy lay)


    I didn't choose 2 others because I refuse to have men in my battalion of rapid reproduction.
    What if the dance instructor and the prostitute were males? You can't add female into #3 and #10!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Spaniard View Post
    dance instructor is 45 years old, and past her good baby having days, which could lead to health problems in the kids.
    I deleted my explanation, but I basically wasn't interested in keeping the human race alive. Well, I was indifferent and I don't think five people could do it. We'd already be extinct, if there were only five left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Spaniard View Post
    male prostitutes are myth. They only exist in narnia.
    Shame. I had some bills ready for you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Black View Post
    I deleted my explanation, but I basically wasn't interested in keeping the human race alive. Well, I was indifferent and I don't think five people could do it. We'd already be extinct, if there were only five left.
    It's a hypothetical. Jeeeeeez. The point of the exercise isn't to actually see who could figure out how to save the world.
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    I'd pick me and 4 broads, dykes or not.

    I'd put buns in those ovens 'til bread was a surplus again.
    Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome

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    Abi, I guess what you're getting at is no woman is pointed out as a woman but the lesbian, so it could be just all males and a dike. Bleh. What's the point of this?
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