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    Ouch!!!

    Carpenter Severs 'Manhood' in Timber-Sawing Accident
    Wednesday, July 08, 2009

    A U.K. carpenter accidentally chopped off his own penis while sawing timber to build a cabinet, his mother says.

    Stuart Keen's mother, Edna, said her 54-year-old son was cutting wood when he suffered the horrific accident.

    After the accident, ambulance personnel found the man bleeding in the bathtub.

    Keen's mother said surgeons were able to reattach the severed appendage.

    "Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools," his mother said. "This was an unfortunate accident, but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."

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    Re: Ouch!!!

    What precision, didn't even get the legs? Or Scrotum?

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    Re: Ouch!!!

    i would of asked for a bigger one
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    Re: Ouch!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Born To Kill View Post
    Carpenter Severs 'Manhood' in Timber-Sawing Accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."


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    Re: Ouch!!!

    epic fail.
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    Re: Ouch!!!

    *sings detachable penis song*
    Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome

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    Re: Ouch!!!

    I'm sorry... but how do you accidentally do this? Oops my penis slipped in between the saw and the wood?I'm having a real hard time picturing how you could chop your penis off and not realize it until it was too late.

    and lmao @ dudes mom saying these things happen to people all the time in this profession. Really? Chopping off your penis is really that common?
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    Re: Ouch!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by abiona View Post
    I'm sorry... but how do you accidentally do this? Oops my penis slipped in between the saw and the wood?I'm having a real hard time picturing how you could chop your penis off and not realize it until it was too late.

    and lmao @ dudes mom saying these things happen to people all the time in this profession. Really? Chopping off your penis is really that common?
    so your saying...he did it..on purpose?..

    i don't think you know the type of man a lumber jack is..

    *get's ready to break out in song following your reply*

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    lol I don't think he did it on purpose. I'm just sayin.... I don't see how he coulda done it unless he was chopping wood with his dick sticking straight out.
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    Re: Ouch!!!

    Maybe he was using his dick to chop down trees too doubling up on productivity and the proverbial "sword crossing" took place.
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    Re: Ouch!!!

    He was probably using a circular saw...

    I'm just guessing now...

    But using a circular saw, on a set of horses or work bench that was WAIST HIGH...
    He's sawing, using a north to south direction...
    And makes the mistake of not moving to the side when the saw cuts through the last bit of the wood, at the end of the table...where he's standing...
    Saws sometimes jump or bounce, jerk a bit when you get to the end of the plank you're cutting...
    I imagine it went something like that...

    Guessing.

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    Guessing.....? Or fantasizing?!? DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.
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    Re: Ouch!!!

    ^^ lol


    thats actually very disgusting


    well if he was 8 and this happened he would have been a sick singer

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    Either way this guy is Bush League.
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