You guys know the rules.
This is the last week before the last week before playoffs.
COME HARD, some of you are fighting for a spot.
Post 5 Links.
Current Champion: Punch
You guys know the rules.
This is the last week before the last week before playoffs.
COME HARD, some of you are fighting for a spot.
Post 5 Links.
Current Champion: Punch
I'm thinking 16ish..
And it's pretty obvious that after last week's bullshit hate vote, I'm gonna say, Chrit, keep your fat ass outta this battle thread.. you can't vote..
Kenny Vs Mariah
Hexzen Vs Noodles
Revan Vs Obnoxious
Token Vs Advisory
Vylint Vs Hush
Tony Vs Triple
Good luck Phly....
Last edited by Barcotic; May 4th, 2009 at 11:15 AM
16-20 is good with me, good luck mate
Dios/Chrit
Kenny/Mariah
Hex/Noodles
Tony/2Trip
Vylint/Obnoxious
Ad/Token
Last edited by phlymo; May 3rd, 2009 at 09:09 PM
Yo phly sorry man barcotic sent me his verse to post for him ysterday cuz he was gonna be gone but I fuckin got drunk last night at a party and forgot to post it.
I have it whenever ur ready
Nah, I changed my verse up so don't post it.. I'm ready to post myself when P is..
Thanks for lookin out tho $pit....
with cheesy portmanteau names like bar-narcotic, skill-illustrious…
none of those words suited you, it didn’t take long for you to switch
but you’ve gone n stuck with Punch, so I guess its origin must be puny-bitch
I’m consistently dope, I’ll smack ya lights out just keying whore
n’ my drops be holding wack, is just a fancy way to say it’s seeing yours
it’s Phly and Punch, the weakest hits would have this learner ditched
you can tell it’s a P-to-P matchup, cos I don’t need to connect to server bitch
ya fam’s worthless, I’ll take this bout n’ any respect I get from it
I’d roll with the punches, but just the association would make my rep plummet
fucking cheap bitch, you fell off so quick it’s embarassin’
I’ve seen ya rep withering so bad, ya girl’s jewellery looks classy by comparison
n’ the chick’s a massive slut, honestly it’s sad son
cos the second you put hernia men she’s bent double like she had one
now you drop clichés, but lack the wit to keep the wack quashed
sounding so much like a watered-down $pit, your next name’ll be Backwa$h
I drop dope on cue, but every line you pen’s a failure
see I get attaboys each week, you only do that if we mean their genitalia
we’ve booted no showers and losers, now the talent is hard to miss
I’m done withdrawing wack heads, I’ll show you ya portrait right after this
18 good luck
Last edited by phlymo; May 2nd, 2009 at 11:18 PM
Originally Posted by Butler Vs The Franchise
I was reading his last verse; "Kenny's career, over", that's stupid
it's like the radio said "copy that", so then he did, from RapMusic..
And that's only one of his bitten lines, he probably has a tall file
he's just like Chrit, if Phly were to diet.. would make us all smile..
It's been a struggle to the top and he's weakened from the race
he should probably take a nap
-kin and wipe the semen from his face..
Unlike Phly, I'm straight, and I know a woman who's a head master
fuck the birds n' the bees tho, I hate dragonflies mom off my bed after..
He wants that belt so bad but I'm leaving him with shattered hope
he'll never get a championship, he can't even afford a paddle boat..
He's always striving for a big break, he won't stop until his time ends
and every dog has his day
....to piss on the hydrant beside Phly's bed..
S'not just a brutal beating I'm giving this fag, it's death I'm declaring
sending him to the pearly gates, matching the necklace he's wearing..
This is like my last battle and P's scared to let the crazy votes in
I hope they have things to Advisory might end up entertaining Token..
See, while I'm elevating quick, old talent is fading quicker n' steady
real vets are sinking fast, Phly's at the bottom of the river already..
Last edited by Barcotic; August 23rd, 2009 at 01:48 AM
none of those words suited you, it didn’t take long for you to switch
but you’ve gone n stuck with Punch, so I guess its origin must be puny-bitch
lol'ed
I’m consistently dope, I’ll smack ya lights out just keying whore
n’ my drops be holding wack, is just a fancy way to say it’s seeing yours
god, I think this could've been so much doper.. lol
it’s Phly and Punch, the weakest hits would have this learner ditched
you can tell it’s a P-to-P matchup, cos I don’t need to connect to server bitch
aiight, aiight.. wording seemed awkward in the w/p.. but okay
ya fam’s worthless, I’ll take this bout n’ any respect I get from it
I’d roll with the punches, but just the association would make my rep plummet
nice hit..
fucking cheap bitch, you fell off so quick it’s embarassin’
I’ve seen ya rep withering so bad, ya girl’s jewellery looks classy by comparison
lol, kinda funny, great use of the setup.
n’ the chick’s a massive slut, honestly it’s sad son
cos the second you put hernia men she’s bent double like she had one
bit forced imo as far as pronounciation... concept was okay
now you drop clichés, but lack the wit to keep the wack quashed
sounding so much like a watered-down $pit, your next name’ll be Backwa$h
lol, dope
I drop dope on cue, but every line you pen’s a failure
see I get attaboys each week, you only do that if we mean their genitalia
lol, like this
we’ve booted no showers and losers, now the talent is hard to miss
I’m done withdrawing wack heads, I’ll show you ya portrait right after this
wow I like the w/p here..
vs
I was reading his last verse; "Kenny's career, over", that's stupid,
..it's like the radio said "copy that"....so then he did, from RapMusic..
decent find
And that's only one of his bitten lines, he probably has a tall file,
..he's just like Chrit, if Phly were to diet would make us all smile..
decent, I've seen diet plays but this was funny lol
It's been a struggle to the top and he's weakened from the race,
..he should probably take a nap
-kin and wipe the semen from his face..
lol, aiight
Unlike Phly, I'm straight, and I know a woman who's a head master,
..fuck the birds n' the bees tho, I hate dragonflies mom off my bed after..
the first line made me smile more than the second lol.. decent
He wants that belt so bad but I'm leaving him with shattered hope,
..he'll never get a championship, he can't even afford a paddle boat..
nah..
He's always striving for a big break, he won't stop until his time ends,
..and every dog has his day....to piss on the hydrin beside Phly's bed..
lol'ed
It's not just a brutal beating I'm giving this fag, it's death I'm declaring,
..sending him to the pearly gates, matching the necklace he's wearing..
ehhh..
This is alot like my last battle and P's scared to let the crazy votes in,
..I hope they have things to Advisory might end up entertaining Token..
didn't like it..
See, while I'm elevating quick, old talent is fading quicker n' steady,
..real vets are sinking fast....Phly's at the bottom of the river already..
seemed simple but okay
decent match.. I think phly had the funnier/more effective hits tho
good swings from both sides.. some negatives but not tons.
vote Phlymo
none of those words suited you, it didnt take long for you to switch
but youve gone n stuck with Punch, so I guess its origin must be puny-bitch
this made me laugh
ya fams worthless, Ill take this bout n any respect I get from it
Id roll with the punches, but just the association would make my rep plummet
now you drop cliches, but lack the wit to keep the wack quashed
sounding so much like a watered-down $pit, your next namell be Backwa$h
liked this one a lot too
Really those three were the high points for me, the hernia was a mad reach imo, and the others felt too simple, for example the withdrawing was easily predictable - as soon as I read the word I'm like, ok here it comes.. P to P matchup idea was decent but it lacked in execution for me cuz 'I don't need to connect to server bitch' sounds silly to me. Serve her? Nah. But the three I quoted were great, I was actually sitting here laughing when I read those. Decent drop, a little less than I thought you would bring against Punch
Vs
I was reading his last verse; "Kenny's career, over", that's stupid,
..it's like the radio said "copy that"....so then he did, from RapMusic..
This almost took the battle by itself. I was very impressed I didn't think you were capable of coming this hard. Dope. The execution and wording on this was flawless. And hilarious.
Unlike Phly, I'm straight, and I know a woman who's a head master,
..fuck the birds n' the bees tho, I hate dragonflies mom off my bed after..
Damn.
He wants that belt so bad but I'm leaving him with shattered hope,
..he'll never get a championship, he can't even afford a paddle boat..
a lil corny but still pretty funny
It's not just a brutal beating I'm giving this fag, it's death I'm declaring,
..sending him to the pearly gates, matching the necklace he's wearing..
never seen this, nice.
This is alot like my last battle and P's scared to let the crazy votes in,
..I hope they have things to Advisory might end up entertaining Token..
the diet punch was ok, just too simple for me tho... the nap-kin/semen punch was gay, didn't like it, hydrant punch was misspelled and meh, but damn Bar... you surprised the shit outta me, and prolly everyone else too. Great drop, enjoyable read, and now I'm glad I never saw what you pm'd me cuz I felt the full impact when I read it right now.
v/ Barcotic
was reading his last verse; "Kenny's career, over", that's stupid,
..it's like the radio said "copy that"....so then he did, from RapMusic.. - o shit.
And that's only one of his bitten lines, he probably has a tall file,
..he's just like Chrit, if Phly were to diet would make us all smile..
It's been a struggle to the top and he's weakened from the race,
..he should probably take a nap
-kin and wipe the semen from his face..
Unlike Phly, I'm straight, and I know a woman who's a head master,
..fuck the birds n' the bees tho, I hate dragonflies mom off my bed after..
It's not just a brutal beating I'm giving this fag, it's death I'm declaring,
..sending him to the pearly gates, matching the necklace he's wearing..
See, while I'm elevating quick, old talent is fading quicker n' steady,
..real vets are sinking fast....Phly's at the bottom of the river already..
holy shit punch, nice ass verse
now to phly
it’s Phly and Punch, the weakest hits would have this learner ditched
you can tell it’s a P-to-P matchup, cos I don’t need to connect to server bitch
ya fam’s worthless, I’ll take this bout n’ any respect I get from it
I’d roll with the punches, but just the association would make my rep plummet - nice
n’ the chick’s a massive slut, honestly it’s sad son
cos the second you put hernia men she’s bent double like she had one
now you drop clichés, but lack the wit to keep the wack quashed
sounding so much like a watered-down $pit, your next name’ll be Backwa$h
we’ve booted no showers and losers, now the talent is hard to miss
I’m done withdrawing wack heads, I’ll show you ya portrait right after this
Wow. Punch easily IMO
v/ Punch
good battle fellas.
none of those words suited you, it didn’t take long for you to switch
but you’ve gone n stuck with Punch, so I guess its origin must be puny-bitch
lol ok
I’m consistently dope, I’ll smack ya lights out just keying whore
n’ my drops be holding wack, is just a fancy way to say it’s seeing yours
eh
it’s Phly and Punch, the weakest hits would have this learner ditched
you can tell it’s a P-to-P matchup, cos I don’t need to connect to server bitch
felt kinda forced to me.
ya fam’s worthless, I’ll take this bout n’ any respect I get from it
I’d roll with the punches, but just the association would make my rep plummet
cool. wording helped it out
fucking cheap bitch, you fell off so quick it’s embarassin’
I’ve seen ya rep withering so bad, ya girl’s jewellery looks classy by comparison
damn. hardbody
n’ the chick’s a massive slut, honestly it’s sad son
cos the second you put hernia men she’s bent double like she had one
nah
now you drop clichés, but lack the wit to keep the wack quashed
sounding so much like a watered-down $pit, your next name’ll be Backwa$h
lmao. nice personal
I drop dope on cue, but every line you pen’s a failure
see I get attaboys each week, you only do that if we mean their genitalia
[b]eh/b]
we’ve booted no showers and losers, now the talent is hard to miss
I’m done withdrawing wack heads, I’ll show you ya portrait right after this
ok
I was reading his last verse; "Kenny's career, over", that's stupid,
..it's like the radio said "copy that"....so then he did, from RapMusic..
nice fuckin opener
And that's only one of his bitten lines, he probably has a tall file,
..he's just like Chrit, if Phly were to diet would make us all smile..
eh
It's been a struggle to the top and he's weakened from the race,
..he should probably take a nap
-kin and wipe the semen from his face..
i dig the concept but not the wording
Unlike Phly, I'm straight, and I know a woman who's a head master,
..fuck the birds n' the bees tho, I hate dragonflies mom off my bed after..
ok
He wants that belt so bad but I'm leaving him with shattered hope,
..he'll never get a championship, he can't even afford a paddle boat..
yea. simple but it worked for me. crisp wording
He's always striving for a big break, he won't stop until his time ends,
..and every dog has his day....to piss on the hydrin beside Phly's bed..
nah
It's not just a brutal beating I'm giving this fag, it's death I'm declaring,
..sending him to the pearly gates, matching the necklace he's wearing..
lol
This is alot like my last battle and P's scared to let the crazy votes in,
..I hope they have things to Advisory might end up entertaining Token..
the wordings weird and fumbled the punch abit imo
See, while I'm elevating quick, old talent is fading quicker n' steady,
..real vets are sinking fast....Phly's at the bottom of the river already..
lol
nice battle. champ match worthy for real. both had some hits and misses. the misses still being not bad and the hits humorous and/or witty. i gotta base this one on qoutables.
none of those words suited you, it didn’t take long for you to switch
but you’ve gone n stuck with Punch, so I guess its origin must be puny-bitch
fucking cheap bitch, you fell off so quick it’s embarassin’
I’ve seen ya rep withering so bad, ya girl’s jewellery looks classy by comparison
now you drop clichés, but lack the wit to keep the wack quashed
sounding so much like a watered-down $pit, your next name’ll be Backwa$h
vs
I was reading his last verse; "Kenny's career, over", that's stupid,
..it's like the radio said "copy that"....so then he did, from RapMusic..
He wants that belt so bad but I'm leaving him with shattered hope,
..he'll never get a championship, he can't even afford a paddle boat..
It's not just a brutal beating I'm giving this fag, it's death I'm declaring,
..sending him to the pearly gates, matching the necklace he's wearing..
See, while I'm elevating quick, old talent is fading quicker n' steady,
..real vets are sinking fast....Phly's at the bottom of the river already..
v/ punch
blackeloheimannunakirap
none of those words suited you, it didn’t take long for you to switch
but you’ve gone n stuck with Punch, so I guess its origin must be puny-bitch
fucking cheap bitch, you fell off so quick it’s embarassin’
I’ve seen ya rep withering so bad, ya girl’s jewellery looks classy by comparison
now you drop clichés, but lack the wit to keep the wack quashed
sounding so much like a watered-down $pit, your next name’ll be Backwa$h
vs
I was reading his last verse; "Kenny's career, over", that's stupid,
..it's like the radio said "copy that"....so then he did, from RapMusic..
He wants that belt so bad but I'm leaving him with shattered hope,
..he'll never get a championship, he can't even afford a paddle boat..
It's not just a brutal beating I'm giving this fag, it's death I'm declaring,
..sending him to the pearly gates, matching the necklace he's wearing..
See, while I'm elevating quick, old talent is fading quicker n' steady,
..real vets are sinking fast....Phly's at the bottom of the river already.
Dopest battle I've seen since I've been here...Punch's best verse I've seen ever as well. Phly actually came weaker than I expected and therefore I think he underestimated his opponent here, so I can't say he was on his game here. Punch had the stronger verse, just a tad more consistent and I think he wanted this more.
v/Punch
none of those words suited you, it didnt take long for you to switch
but youve gone n stuck with Punch, so I guess its origin must be puny-bitch
fucking cheap bitch, you fell off so quick its embarassin
Ive seen ya rep withering so bad, ya girls jewellery looks classy by comparison
now you drop clichés, but lack the wit to keep the wack quashed
sounding so much like a watered-down $pit, your next namell be Backwa$h
vs
I was reading his last verse; "Kenny's career, over", that's stupid,
..it's like the radio said "copy that"....so then he did, from RapMusic..
He wants that belt so bad but I'm leaving him with shattered hope,
..he'll never get a championship, he can't even afford a paddle boat..
It's not just a brutal beating I'm giving this fag, it's death I'm declaring,
..sending him to the pearly gates, matching the necklace he's wearing..
See, while I'm elevating quick, old talent is fading quicker n' steady,
..real vets are sinking fast....Phly's at the bottom of the river already..
v/ punch
best battle so far this week
Vs.
I was reading his last verse; "Kenny's career, over", that's stupid,
..it's like the radio said "copy that"....so then he did, from RapMusic..
lol.. Cool Flip. One of the nicer one's I've seen this season.
And that's only one of his bitten lines, he probably has a tall file,
..he's just like Chrit, if Phly were to diet would make us all smile..
Decent concept. It didn't come off with much appeal. The wp is cool though.. I've just had my fill on chrit/fat flips.
It's been a struggle to the top and he's weakened from the race,
..he should probably take a nap
-kin and wipe the semen from his face..
I normally like the continuations and break offs.. but at the end, it's still a fairly simple concept / statement line.
Unlike Phly, I'm straight, and I know a woman who's a head master,
..fuck the birds n' the bees tho, I hate dragonflies mom off my bed after..
I like this in one context. The concept is really cool in my opinion. It doesn't make sense both ways though. In the literal sense, saying "I hate dragonflies mom off my bed after" makes absolutely no sense. It'd be refreshing to see you try to come up with these flips, while staying true to the flip. Make it work both ways and you'll be gold. Still a cool bar.
He wants that belt so bad but I'm leaving him with shattered hope,
..he'll never get a championship, he can't even afford a paddle boat..
cool Line. I've seen similar. The wording is nice, I liked this.
He's always striving for a big break, he won't stop until his time ends,
..and every dog has his day....to piss on the hydrin beside Phly's bed..
haha.. funny use of the idiom - and a continuation. When you bring 2 different techniques to a bar like this, it's always appreciated on my end.
It's not just a brutal beating I'm giving this fag, it's death I'm declaring,
..sending him to the pearly gates, matching the necklace he's wearing..
cool gay joke
This is alot like my last battle and P's scared to let the crazy votes in,
..I hope they have things to Advisory might end up entertaining Token..
the wp is alright, i have no complaints about it.. advise or he? That's what I took out of it. The punch didn't come off to strong, but then again I wasn't here last week.
See, while I'm elevating quick, old talent is fading quicker n' steady,
..real vets are sinking fast....Phly's at the bottom of the river already
decent line. personal.. but other than that. it's an old/simple concept.
Punch: You had a cool verse. Good consistency. I liked how you mix in flips and continuations. It adds complexity and wit to your verse. one thing you ought to work on is your double entandra.. try to make it work both ways like I said before. It'll make those lines 10X better. Great drop
Fav lines:
I was reading his last verse; "Kenny's career, over", that's stupid,
..it's like the radio said "copy that"....so then he did, from RapMusic..He's always striving for a big break, he won't stop until his time ends,
..and every dog has his day....to piss on the hydrin beside Phly's bed..It's not just a brutal beating I'm giving this fag, it's death I'm declaring,
..sending him to the pearly gates, matching the necklace he's wearing..
phly: just as consistent as always. You mixed in some fresh concepts and flips. at least one of your bars totally went over my head. and one I thought was a plain filler. other than that. the name flips were gold, and the spits line was.. LOTB in my opinion.
fav lines:
ya fam’s worthless, I’ll take this bout n’ any respect I get from it
I’d roll with the punches, but just the association would make my rep plummetnow you drop clichés, but lack the wit to keep the wack quashed
sounding so much like a watered-down $pit, your next name’ll be Backwa$hI drop dope on cue, but every line you pen’s a failure
see I get attaboys each week, you only do that if we mean their genitalia
Over all: Too close to call. I wasn't here last week, and missed the impact of that advisory line from punch and one of his lines didn't work so well to my liking based on the double ent. But a good verse. I actually thought phly had the better punches, but bar's wording and consistency were better than phy's. I'd honestly give this a dead tie, but if I had to go one way, I'd say phly's verse was more enjoyable to me.
Great battle guys. Looks like Punch wins.. one of the better HW matches this season.
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$14.99 full breakdown vote
none of those words suited you, it didn’t take long for you to switch
but you’ve gone n stuck with Punch, so I guess its origin must be puny-bitch
this was decent.. I mean, it was a bit of a stretch in the big picture, but it was done with a good sense of creativity
I’m consistently dope, I’ll smack ya lights out just keying whore
n’ my drops be holding wack, is just a fancy way to say it’s seeing yours
this was simple, nothing special
it’s Phly and Punch, the weakest hits would have this learner ditched
you can tell it’s a P-to-P matchup, cos I don’t need to connect to server bitch
this was a nice concept, but the server-serve a doesn't really work for me., bit of a reach.
ya fam’s worthless, I’ll take this bout n’ any respect I get from it
I’d roll with the punches, but just the association would make my rep plummet
this was nice, very funny.. one of the more underrated bars in this battle
fucking cheap bitch, you fell off so quick it’s embarassin’
I’ve seen ya rep withering so bad, ya girl’s jewellery looks classy by comparison
this was weak.. you can really say just about anything like that.. "ya rep withering so bad, ya girl's last dozen of roses look fresh"...see what i'm sayin? anything works there. too simple
n’ the chick’s a massive slut, honestly it’s sad son
cos the second you put hernia men she’s bent double like she had one
haha, third time reading this, it's pretty creative. I want to say it was forced, but it really wasn't that forced. Her near a, hernia would be a more slang accent to it. It works.
now you drop clichés, but lack the wit to keep the wack quashed
sounding so much like a watered-down $pit, your next name’ll be Backwa$h
lmfao, this was dope, PERIOD. No gripes about this, this is LOTB so far.
I drop dope on cue, but every line you pen’s a failure
see I get attaboys each week, you only do that if we mean their genitalia
nah, real weak..
we’ve booted no showers and losers, now the talent is hard to miss
I’m done withdrawing wack heads, I’ll show you ya portrait right after this
this is a played wordplay, but it was still cool. nothing amazing but it was straight
Overall, you told me to be harsh on you, so I was. Your verse was decent to above decent, but nowhere compared to how you normally come. This was not a typical phlymo verse, whatsoever. But you still had a couple shiners in there that made me laugh.
vs.
I was reading his last verse; "Kenny's career, over", that's stupid,
..it's like the radio said "copy that"....so then he did, from RapMusic..
This was dope, tied with LOTB
And that's only one of his bitten lines, he probably has a tall file,
..he's just like Chrit, if Phly were to diet would make us all smile..
sorry, this doesn't work for me so much. this doesn't make sense if you read it as.. "if phly were to diet would make us all smile". "if phly were to die it would make us all smile." You are missing another "it" to make it a successful usage of wordplay.
It's been a struggle to the top and he's weakened from the race,
..he should probably take a nap
-kin and wipe the semen from his face..
horrible, wack.
Unlike Phly, I'm straight, and I know a woman who's a head master,
..fuck the birds n' the bees tho, I hate dragonflies mom off my bed after..
again, I hate draggin' phly's mom off my bed after works.. but i hate dragonflies mom off my bed after doesn't make sense whatsoever. It was still a cool wordplay usage relevance wise, but took away a lot of effect due to the forced nature of it by only workin as you wanted it to read.
He wants that belt so bad but I'm leaving him with shattered hope,
..he'll never get a championship, he can't even afford a paddle boat..
not a fan of calling people poor/homeless and what not as they are always fake personals unless there is proof. either way, this was simple and a bit corny for my taste. Like, what exactly is a "Champion Ship".
He's always striving for a big break, he won't stop until his time ends,
..and every dog has his day....to piss on the hydrin beside Phly's bed..
Again, a fake homeless personal. Took away all sting for me. Was funny though.
It's not just a brutal beating I'm giving this fag, it's death I'm declaring,
..sending him to the pearly gates, matching the necklace he's wearing..
this was weak... you just dissed him saying he was wearing a pearl necklace.. that's not going to sting him unless you have a pic of him somewhere of proof.
This is alot like my last battle and P's scared to let the crazy votes in,
..I hope they have things to Advisory might end up entertaining Token..
blah
See, while I'm elevating quick, old talent is fading quicker n' steady,
..real vets are sinking fast....Phly's at the bottom of the river already..
horribly simple, and weak
Overall, not one of your better verses by a longshot, same with Phly. I mean, you had that opener that was dope as fuck.. then you had potential lines, like the dragonflies wordplay line could have been nasty, but you ruined the sting for me.
To be 100% honest, when I first read this battle, I thought damn Punch took it. Then I re-read it, and thought wow it's closer than I thought. Now I just re-read it again and voted bar for bar, and this was close as FUCK. Perhaps it's because I had the chance to analyze each bar, taking away and adding effect to different ones. I'm not sure.
I'm closing battles now, I just wanted to give you both feedback.
Sorry for being harsh, that's what Phly wanted & I figured I'd have to do the same for you Punch.
In the end, I think I had Phly winning it, though.
My vote would have been to Phly.
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