1-2 Punch Magazine
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Introduction
New week and what it a week it was
good punches
weak punches
ok punches
some attempts
no show's
and new face's aswell as old
also 2nd mag this week to read so PLEASE>>>
This week's: Battle Reviews
Friendly Punjabi (0-0) RAS Jr (1-1)
Friendly Punjabi
This league is sad..now I've joined and its only getting gloomier
1st battle back, expected a vet but instead got this junior.
RAS Jr
NO SHOW
lol um someone actully voted on ras even though he didnt drop, either way Friendly Punjabi won
Hani Nasser (3-0) Hani Calvin Kold (3-0)
Hani Nasser
Your heading for a loss, kid... There's no doubt that I'm winning this fight..
I'mma put a L over your head... like girls do whenever your in their sight.
Calvin Kold
Just another punk spittin you should straight up quit and drop it
cuz your ass is like a place where pilots hang..just one big cockpit
good battle here calvin won 10-0 a easy sweep, hani nasser had an ok punch but it wasnt as funnier or hit harder then calvin kold punch, if you peeped the thread you can see there was a bit drama from both..
Burden (1-2). Iron.Fist (1-1)
Burden
iron is no effort. i'd murder u so ur dead dipshit.
ur style is such a drag. it's on the corner rockin' a wig, a dress, & some red lipstick.
Iron.Fist
Engrave a bitch to his back.. that’s what a- burden’s about
BITCHMADE PUSSY…
… a baby so make like it and HEAD OUT!
ok battle 6-1 burden easily won, iron fist had an ok attempt but burden's was just more funny of a punch that got alot of the voter's attention, but kinda close battle really..
Phantom (1-2) onelly (1-1)
Phantom
oh~nelly its evident that this elephant should go back to the circus,
cuz this dude was so ugly as a child his parents dressed him in burkas*!
onelly
This kid couldn't even be sick if he caught his moms VD
Infact he's so SHIT anyone here could wipe their ass with TP
somewhat ok and weak battle, this was really a close one..... beside's the votes, both had good punch attempts and weak one's but onelly's was bit more better and i thought so too... he won 8-2
Phazed* (2-1) Rule. (2-1)
Phazed*
Quiet- behold this fool! And we were told "He's cool!"
I'm holdin' mute...
So long as he stays silent- he's 'The Golden Rule'
Rule.
im a beast kid, beating you's easy 'n theres hardly any strife..
so really its no surprise.. cus everyone goes thru a phaze in their life.
ok battle Phazed* came little more personal on this battle aswell as Rule. but not as much or forced, Rule's punch was more on point which got him the win.... 9-0 easy sweep here for Rule.,
Battle Reviews: The Rest of the Pack
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NO SHOWS
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RAS Jr (1-1) Friendly Punjabi (0-0)
Real Illy (1-2) CrossFire~Mc™ (1-2)
Bullet. (2-1) Revail (2-1)
dios de hip hop (0-0) Style. (0-0)
Jayemm (1-2) Abnormal (1-2) double NO SHOW wtf!
Brandon Cee (3-0) soberSE0ULja (3-0)
Skit (2-1) LPMNDCTE (2-1)
Knowledge.(2-1) White-Winter (2-1)
Tenebrific (2-1) big rico (2-1)
Zalph not Zelph (2-0) Legion. (1-0)
Cry (2-1) Mariah {2-0)
Cry
elder opinion rules her sex life, so take that info n' hammer a nail into it
I say this 'cuz age is just a number...
according to her family's male influence
Mariah
Fat fuck, you're a slob trying to portray you're a beast to me, goblin
But anytime you say a mouthful it goes to explain your obesity problem
o man...just a great battle here, mariah had a nice punch aswell as cry, i voted for mariah, but Cry had more votes though, cry had a complex type of punch while mariah had a punch that seemed like it was on point but Cry pulled the upset and won 11-9
on a really good/close battle
Aphillyate (0-3) ..Compa.. (0-3)
Aphillyate
He truely makign news, but i promsie it aint for his spits
Chris Hanson all over his ass the way SPM touchin lil kids
..Compa..
Bitch personals, here on the 1-2 punch??... iditot, nobody Aphillyate's there
so when i say put up your duke's.. this faggot started lifting his legs in the air
well Aphillyate came with a played punch, not bad though BUT REALLY, also it wasnt as harsh, i think i did enough to win on my punch even though it wasnt that harsh neither but i kinda liked it, So results was I winning easily 4-0
XCIII {2-1) Big_T (2-1)
XCIII
This kid was a shepard, but B.I.G. is a ghost,
his punches sound more played then fairey's hope.
Big_T
outta all names dis 1 is da best, defines you to the norm
cuz ill have u leakin with no sound, misplaced like angels in da storm
weak but ok battle, seeing as the vote's was so close here, mute had a weird punch but big t had a played punch, overall mute won 5-4
LM (2-1) Sobe (2-1)
LM
Dude can't dance, i'll squash ya lizard ass n' leav u black n purple
The only thing tight you gots' them pants u wearin in that wack ass commercial
Sobe
nobody wanna hear ur dirty laundry u better control that crush G
u aint a gangbang affiliate.. ur the only one who fucked the fag that posted above me
somewhat of an ok and bit weak battle, but wow surprisingly tight when it came to votes, i felt LM won but Sobe also had an ok punch, the outcome here Sobe win's by 2 extra votes, not bad you guys..
Born To Kill (2-1) K (1-0)
Born To Kill
K's a broken down piece of meat...like Randy the Ram, or worse...
Only, we cheer for his career and wept for his death...
.........................................But with you that shit's reversed.
K
LLL and SS Champ, Legendary member, 200+ wins and HOF for Open mic,
^FUCK, you belong in award, with counseling for being 39 without a real fucking life
This was not a bad battle actually, Born had the right idea for a punch, but it was a bit stretched that's why i voted for K's it was bit more on the nail, even though some voters felt K had a played concept with the ward line, but he still got the upset easily winning 12-0 Sweep
Battle of the Week
Originally Posted by Cry
Punch of the Week
GOT THE BOOT
Legion.
Tenebrific
RAS Jr
Knowledge
Skit
Real Illy
Revail
Jayemm
Abnormal
Style.
Brandon Cee
Honorable Mention:
don't wanna put myself seeing im making this mag so yea>>
im a beast kid, beating you's easy 'n theres hardly any strife..
so really its no surprise.. cus everyone goes thru a phaze in their life.
Phazed* (2-1) Rule. (2-1)
iron is no effort. i'd murder u so ur dead dipshit.
ur style is such a drag. it's on the corner rockin' a wig, a dress, & some red lipstick.
Burden (1-2). Iron.Fist (1-1)
....SHOUTOUT....
#1 Thanks dios for giving me a chance to do this mag
#2 MAD SHOUTOUT for those that voted and dropped there punches on time
#3 to Rule. where you at homie?! lol yea it does take time doing these in a way haha
#4 To those that are reading this, thank you...
....PEACE....
Well this my 1st time making a mag so i tried my best....... This is the 2nd week from a new start for the MAG and it was not bad in my opinion , of course we gotta stop the NO SHOW's, i mean if your not going to drop then please do 1-2 punch a favor and just SIGN OUT because we'll all will say to ya
... Anyways we had some good punches this week and some weak one's, all im gonna say is let's keep throwing them punches and having fun, remember everybody this the internet so try not bringing the DRAMA on your battle threads it's getting a little bit ridiculous now because really... further more- be ready for next week's Mag
as we speak there's a Championship match and a Contenders Match, so GOOD LUCK for those that are in it:RBman:
