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Thread: Hanging With Mr. Cooper - Week 4

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    Hanging With Mr. Cooper - Week 4

    Hanging with Mr. Cooper
    Week 4


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    -Introduction-


    Well, well, well.

    I’m back in this bitch.

    You know, I wasn’t gonna re-join LLL, but I was like wtf, I might as well.

    And DAMN there’s only like 5 good people in here, what is this shit coming to?

    Who cares. For those who don’t know me or haven’t read my last two mags, here you go, my gift to you:

    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show....html?t=374313
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show....html?t=374869

    Anyways, just to introduce myself I am a 19-year-old NIGGA in college who simply doesn’t give a fuck. I do this for a hobby, strictly, and I will never catch feelings over a website about battling. With that said, neither should any of yall.

    By the way, some may view my mags as mean… Yes, they are.

    I am a mean person.

    But it’s the cold, hard truth. And since the league currently has a bunch of SHIT in it, wouldn’t it only be fair for me to do a bunch of SHIT talking?

    Yes, it would.

    So if you don’t like what I say, tough.

    And let the mag begin…

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    Re: Hanging With Mr. Cooper - Week 4

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    -This Week In Five Words-

    Who Are These New Kids???


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    Re: Hanging With Mr. Cooper - Week 4

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    -Bitchassness-


    This week five people no showed.


    • J. Luth, beat a guy named Kontext, and a guy named Shake Junt, then no-showed Cry, a person who is actually decent. You sir, have been exposed as someone who runs from a challenge.
    • Meters, wow. I’ve written a whopping three mags, and you’ve been in the bitchassness section twice. You just can’t get that bitchassness out you, can you? You bitch.
    • Wordz ah God, no showing AFTER an extension? That’s the epitome of pathetic.
    • Eddie and Brandon Cee, y’all are just never going to get a win in here anyways, so just keep on no-showing.



    I swear, people who no-show just need to fuckin die. Write four lines a day, two punches, and you will be done by Friday. It ain’t hard you hoes.

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    Oh, one other note of bitchassness.

    CHRIT is going to get a WHOLE section to himself due to his massive amount of bitchassness. I swear, bitchassness doesn’t get much more clearer

    Smh...


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    Re: Hanging With Mr. Cooper - Week 4

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    -Battle Reviews-


    Knowledge (1-1) VS Ted Nulb (1-1)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...-1-390494.html

    My Prediction:
    Knowledge
    Length of Battle:
    18/16 Lines

    Recap:

    Well, I must say: I’ve seen a lot of wack names before, and Ted Nulb is right up there with the worst of them. A guy with the name Ted Nulb is just asking not to be taken seriously. Really.

    Anyways, he dropped first, 18 lines, with about 3 quotes mixed in there.

    Now listen, I hate when quotes are incorporated into a battle verse. You know what I do? I skip right over them lol. So if a bar doesn’t make sense cuz I didn’t read the quote? Oh well, stop using fucking quotes. That’s just an honest man’s opinion.

    ANYWAYS…. (Damn I be getting off topic)

    Remember how I said the guy with the name Ted Nulb has a wack ass name? I take it back…

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    .
    .
    .

    The GIRL with the name Ted Nulb has a wack ass name.

    I swear it’s a girl cuz this nigga ends every line with “!!”. Now I’ve texted a lot of people, and a helluva lot of girls, and the only people I’ve seen end lines like that repeatedly are chicks. I swear, I was reading his verse expecting him to put a in there or something lmao. So to show him how wack and girly it is, I will continue writing this review ending every one of my sentences like a girl!!

    " I was like stop jumpin on my balls, n im not talkin about the punch line you loved!!."

    You weren’t talking about the line he loved?!! Really?!! Then why the fuck mention it?!! Seriously, shit like this is wack!! Oh wait…:!!

    " I I'm talking about ur brain cell count clown.......Not the outcome of our first round!!"

    There it is again!! Mentioning something you WEREN’T talking about!!

    Lemme stop being mean, and start pointing out the positives!!

    The uppercut through the roof line was decent!! Someone said it was played, but I never saw it before, so I liked it!! Honestly man, most of your bars were too straight forward!! Try to incorporate more wit into your punches!!

    As far as Knowledge, I thought a couple of the punches were ok, but could’ve been much better!! I think the word I used in their battle was ‘potential’!! Yeah, more of Knowledge’s bars had potential, which is why I voted for him!!

    but ted gets angry ass fuck once he finds out his girl was next to me.
    cuz he knows sexually I'll WHOPPER ass like burger king's specialty.


    That coulda been better man, off the top of my head I came up wit:!!

    So I’ma hafta whopper ass cuz she don’t value menu resemble

    Idk man, could do some work with that, but yeah, put a little more creativity into your bars!! Like that tea one had lots of potential!!

    Anyways, I was one of only two to vote for Knowledge, Ted won for his uppercut punch basically!!



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    Ted's best:!!
    LLL? You dont belong here, forget text say to yourself ‘I suck n screw it,’
    Because the only time youd raise the roof is if I Upper Cut you through it!!

    VS!!

    Knowledge's best:!!
    but ted gets angry ass fuck once he finds out his girl was next to me.
    cuz he knows sexually I'll WHOPPER ass like burger king's specialty.
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    Ted's Verse:!!
    4/10!!
    Knowledge's Verse:!!
    4/10!!
    My Vote:!!
    Knowledge!!
    Winner:!!
    Ted Nulb (3 - 2)!!


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    Ras (1-1) vs Eth’Real (1-1)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...-1-390496.html

    My Prediction:
    Eth’Real
    Length of Battle:
    24/16 Lines

    Recap:

    So… Ras dropped 2/3 of what Eth’Real dropped. That’s a big difference.

    Eth dropped first, 24 lines of absolute sloppiness. Nearly ALL of his punches were three lines. Really? Wtf…? I don’t know if that was the style back in 02 or whatever the fuck, but that shit is just plain ugly. I hate clicking into a battle, and seeing a verse like that. It makes me not want to read it, seriously.

    And not only did Eth put unnecessary periods in his verses, but so did Ras. There WILL be a section on this shit later on in the mag.

    Anyways, as far as the content of his verse, nothing really stood out, and there was a lot of wack shit. Check out his first two bars’ punch lines (He prefaced them with a quote of Ras flippin some punch):

    "cuz how you gon' use it against Barcotic..
    ..then flip it even worse?"


    "You cuz ur only guilty..
    ..of flipping it worse than ANYONE did back in '03."


    Those were his FIRST two bars. AND the structure was horrible? I wanted to quit reading the verse right then and there.

    This is why I hate when people use quotes. They get carried away thinking that they gotta rely on them. Like I said in the previous review, stop using quotes, unless the punch you are writing can stand alone without the quote. The punch should benefit from the quote, not rely on it.

    But yeah, the HOO ras punch was pretty good, though the wording/structure coulda been much better.

    I wrote more detail in the thread on his verse, and I don’t feel like repeating myself, so just go there if you wanna read it.

    Ras….. needs work.

    His verse was pretty damn simple.
    " Fuck what you told Networth,use this advice for yourself"

    Another example of using quotes… and another example of something that I hate. This line was too simple. What do I mean by being too simple? Check it out:

    " Your better off getting Networth and Shake..to help write you a verse "
    " And you proved us all wrong cause we thought you couldn't get any more lame "
    These are examples of lines that were just straight up statements and had no wit in them at all. That’s not what you want in a battle unless it’s worded well enough to be really harsh. And most people can’t do that.

    So…. Eth won this by a comfortable margin, but both of these battlers need some elevation.

    P.S. Ras, never down yourself after your verse. Wtf is up with putting “It’s rushed” after your verse. Why even say that. You don’t think we can tell? Downing yourself after your verse automatically gives voters a negative feel about your verse, so just don’t do it.

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    Eth’Real's best:
    where's the comp? bitch it's obvious ur stuck in the rear
    cuz when you drop all you hear is HOO RAS!
    ..& why the FUCK is he here?
    you swing but I duck, ya punches are made for a wack league
    so next time we'll do safety first..
    ..& keep JR in the back seat

    VS

    Ras's best:
    With every punch I get better While your skills constantly diminish
    Quit rap and get Real...a fucking body bag when I'm finished

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    Eth’Real's Verse:
    6/10
    Ras's Verse:
    4.5/10
    My Vote:
    Eth’Real
    Winner:
    Eth’Real (9 - 0)


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    Stat(2-0) vs Reflex (2-0)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...-0-390490.html

    My Prediction:
    Stat
    Length of Battle:
    20 Lines

    Recap:

    Reflex dropped 20 first, and I must say, he’s got some clever ideas.

    “while he drops so many empty bars, we should just use them to censor shit”
    I liked that one. It was original, never seen a censor/empty bar line before.

    Not too much bad to say about the verse, some of the lines were garbage, but for the most part, the concept was good. And in a league where most people can’t word their shit right, originality and concepts become more valued. It’s sad, but it’s true.

    Stat basically sucked in comparison to reflex.

    ” I usually have good taste in rappers, but for you I'll make exception”
    Wtf does that mean? Good taste? What does good taste have to do with battling your opponent?!

    ” But I wouldn't go callin COM the hero, cuz he's not gonna save you”
    Man, is this even a diss to your opponent? No.

    There were problems like this all through the verse.
    I did like the sleep wit ya girl one though. It was harsh imo.

    Needless to say, Reflex won, pretty handily.

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    Reflex's best:
    The competition in this league has vanished, gone with fletch & spitz
    while he drops so many empty bars, we should just use them to censor shit
    but back to the rap, Towering you really aint an un-grasping dream
    Ya your break out performance deserves a big hand.. full of some acne cream

    VS

    Stat's best:
    Don't leave ya girl alone in the evenin, cuz Im known to leave semen
    But I didnt sleep wit her yet, cuz she wouldnt stop moanin and screamin

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    Reflex's Verse:
    7/10
    Stat's Verse:
    5/10
    My Vote:
    Reflex
    Winner:
    Reflex (7 - 2)


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    Almighty (1-1) vs Com (1-1)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...-1-390493.html

    My Prediction:
    Com
    Length of Battle:
    12/16 Lines

    Recap:
    WOW talk about MISSED OPPORTUNITIES.

    Damn Com is a lucky fool. I swear, of all the people to drop a shitty verse against, and drop FIRST, he battles one of the few weaklings that can’t even handle a half assed verse. Wow. Com should be 1-2.

    Honestly:

    ” And this ain't china town so how will this cookie make a fortune?”
    This… is a punch? ……………no.

    Shit was garbage. I think he admittedly said he rushed it/didn’t care bout this battle or whatever, and it showed. So there’s no point in really critiquing this verse cuz it was all hot sweaty gargantuan ass.

    And almighty, damn dude, to lose to that verse says a lot about you. First off, your first two bars were about dude being on Bartender’s dick. That’s repetitive, which is not a good thing in a verse.

    ” You were born lookin old and ugly, u British Benjamin Button”
    This was wack because it was just name calling, really. You really thought this would cut it? I could call you a “grown up Riley-from-Boondocks lookin nigga” but I’m not gonna put it in a verse, cuz it’s wack.

    “Because trust fag, u look like Gollum on crack without a mustache”
    And maybe you don’t realize, unless the battle is a pic battle, don’t have punches like this. It ain’t funny unless the voters can see the picture and see if you’re right. Don’t assume everyone’s seen his pic.

    Lastly, you used like 4 nameplays on Com, and just to let you know, every possible nameplay has been done on him. Not really, but just act like they have been from now on.

    Anyways, unbelievably Com won this.

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    Com's best:
    None of this faggots clothes go together, so I'm shutting this youths trap
    Should be gutted Sobe no showed, at least then you'd have a boot match

    VS

    Almighty's best…?:
    In my journal I write poems, verses, and not to mention hooks
    And you write gay sex techniques in your COMposition books

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    Com's Verse:
    5/10
    Almighty’s Verse:
    4.5/10
    My Vote:
    Com
    Winner:
    Com (5 - 0)


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    Dios de Hip Hop(2-0) vs Bartender (2-0)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...ip-390489.html

    My Prediction:
    Dios de Hip Hop
    Length of Battle:
    32/30 Lines

    Recap:
    Well, Dao dropped first, his verse was good, pretty damn good.

    “I never seen a throwback verse of yours shown until YOU made the mag!”
    “most people in HOS for shameful actions.. u in for your whole existence”
    “but last week you had that dope chris brown punch, 4 days after me & cry”

    All these were straight forward, not too witty, but they all hit hard, and they were true. That’s the funny part. I really HAVEN’T seen Chrit in a throwback battle till he made the mag. That’s funny as shit.

    ” now he's in the Karaoke Tourny, aka biting he can't get in trouble for”
    I know there’s been a lot of biting punches on Chrit, but this one was funny.

    Chrit dropped 30 lines of his usual lines.


    I swear every time Chrit battles he says “Oh, I keyed this shit in 10 minutes” “Oh, I half-assed” “Oh, I didn’t try cuz I don’t care about texting”.



    Anyways, he says he ACTUALLY TRIED *gasp* in this battle.



    Quote Originally Posted by Bartender View Post
    fucking Dao talking shit and making me actually write.

    although... thats a lesson to the rest of you... dont talk shit to me... thats when I actually write.
    He says don’t shit talk to him, cuz that’s when he actually writes?? Isn’t Chrit one of the most shit-talked-to people on RB?
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    Well all I gotta say is that’s a damn shame. Cuz he got dusted.

    Now I’m not gonna say Chrit sucks at writing, he’s decent, but he overrates himself. This verse was ok, good by today’s LLL standards, but Dao’s verse was clearly superior. I’ll have a section on Chrit specifically later.

    I’m not even gonna critique Chrit’s verse cuz he won’t take it as constructive critisicm, and he’ll prolly be like “Well Coop you suck so why should I listen to you. Don’t address me until you can beat me. I beat Spit, Com, MM Feeble etc…”. Whateva.

    And lol @ the amount of bitchassness shown by Chrit in the thread. He saw he lost, and tried to get Dao DQed. Unbelievable. Best BELIEVE I’m gonna rant about that later.




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    Dios's best:
    fuck your false fight claims. you weren't hard then & your still soft
    a Bar knee is just a purple dinosaur from a show that you still watch
    you're not worth being remembered or quoted I'll break this fag
    I never seen a throwback verse of yours shown until YOU made the mag!
    stop lyin.. you're on com's dick & only makin mags to sway votes swiftly in
    if you beat me by every aspect.. it's cuz dickridings out & ass kissings in

    VS

    Bars best:
    You're fucking bland, and ever hearing you on a mic would be sad
    the only time we wanna see dao sing.... is on your face with some gas n a match


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    Dios Verse:
    8/10
    Bar's Verse:
    6.5/10
    My Vote:
    Dios de Hip Hop
    Winner:
    Dios De Hip Hop (2 - -2)


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    Coop (0-0) vs Impasse (0-0)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...-0-390498.html

    My Prediction:
    Me
    Length of Battle:
    16 Lines

    Recap:

    Well, I dropped some pretty good shit. Yeah, I’m not afraid to give myself props. Plus people were in the chat thread talkin bout Coop dropped fire… you damn right lol.

    And by the way, that education line which no one likes, I was trying to tie in the fact the quality counts a lot, and since dude only has preschool education, he won’t be able to have any quality, cuz he can’t count. Idk, whatever lol.

    ” Now quality counts a lot…. so your preschool education means shit here”

    Impasse dropped better than I thought he would, cuz I looked at some of his FL shit, and that’s exactly what it was… shit.

    ” i would say you hit like a bitch, but all my bitches seem to hit harder”
    I laughed at that one, for real.

    The top punches one was ok too, but I’m pretty sure someone wrote that before. But some of your bars were played. Coupe nameplays have been used on me a lot, and that sheep one you used in your battle with Wordz last season in Jr. But other than those, your verse was decent. Got potential.

    Quote Originally Posted by Impasse View Post
    people hoin me =/
    Yes.

    You, sir, just got hoed.


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    Coop's best:
    Listen yall, after peeping my verse, ain’t no need to read what this cat said
    His shit's harder to read than a drunken com in the chat thread
    And for real, Imp’s been getting annoying, he’s on some other shit
    I haven’t wanted to take an I out this bad since I looked at his mother’s pic
    Wait, isn’t an Imp a demon? Well that makes sense, he favors it now
    Since ‘go to hell’ is the only thing girls will ever say to this clown

    VS

    Impasse's best:
    don't be down on your life. i've seen nice from you before, matter of fact
    you had a whole list of top punches,..
    ........ when you were writing last season's mags
    your punches are weak with no sting.. use some muscle for starters
    i would say you hit like a bitch, but all my bitches seem to hit harder

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    Coop's Verse:
    8/10
    Impasse's Verse:
    6/10
    My Vote:
    N/A
    Winner:
    Coop (7 - 0)


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    Barcotic (6) vs The Lyricist 2 (0)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...-1-390497.html

    My Prediction:
    Barcotic
    Length of Battle:
    16 Lines

    Recap:

    This was the first battle finished this week.

    Lemme start by saying… what is up with naming yourself the Lyricist “2”?? Lmfao. What are you, an upgraded version? Was “The Lyricist” taken? I’m sorry, but that’s wack as hell. Make an alias.

    Lyricist dropped 16 first.

    Nothing impressive here people. Move along… move along…

    ” your actually complaining about last week? com straight fucked up your ass
    cuz barcotic being a web address is the only way 'com' would be comin in last”

    Um… wow… get off Com’s nuts? ….

    ” n' since he found out no one likes him, he'll probably commit board suicide”
    This is your punch line? Is it supposed to be witty cuz you put “board” in there? No.

    ” so why don't you do what you do best and start putting there cock in ur mouth”
    Omg. Not only did you spell their wrong, but this was so wack it’s unbelievable. This is how elementary kids diss each other nowadays.


    Barcotic dropped his verse, and it was better than dude’s by a mile:


    ” number 1 usually means takin a piss.... number 2 is definitly gettin shit on..”
    Lmao @ that. Dude’s name is the Lyricist 2. Wtf? Sounds like a gotdamn movie.

    ” so when I say he'll be the man soon.... I'm referrin to his sex change..”
    This was good, but I used one like this long ago, and so have others.

    To sum it up, Barcotic had a lot of creative concepts, I only wasn’t feelin a couple of them, (opener, poetry, halo) but it was more than enough to beat the lyricist TWO.

    P.S. I must say, Skillustrious is a pretty damn gay name. The name is only half-gay, but the sig, more importantly the flamboyantly-bright-gay colors? It makes it full-blown gay, man. Change that shit up.



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    2's best:
    you ain't good, so before you post cocky shit you should be thinkin twice
    you fit into Scytsophrenia real well tho...
    cuz the voice in your head is the only person that actually thinks your nice

    VS

    Barcotic's best:
    COM stuck him in a vet's cage, with absolutely no fuckin text game,
    so when I say he'll be the man soon.... I'm referrin to his sex change..
    Listen, 'The Lyrisist 2' is a horrible name, it's unoriginal n just a BIT long,
    number 1 usually means takin a piss.... number 2 is definitly gettin shit on..


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    2's Verse:
    5/10
    Barcotic's Verse:
    7/10
    My Vote:
    Barcotic
    Winner:
    Barcotic (8-0)


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    J. Bitch-Luth (2-0) vs Cry (2-0)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...-2-390491.html

    My Prediction:
    Cry
    Length of Battle:
    16 Lines

    Recap:

    Well, this is a no-show battle. Cry won cuz JBL didn’t even show up.

    So I’ll post his verse up here cuz it’s sucks to be no-showed when you wrote and posted a verse:

    ” RB's gay silent bob, he never talks.. n' I stay usin' worldy hits
    so when I say Luth bitches ..I just used a lisp to tell you the girls he gets
    it's plain he's wack, don't compliment any game he maybe has
    if ya heard J. status is at an all time high, then I'm just bumpin' a Jay-Z track
    for this match to start, your written is something I'm finding demandable
    but if a finishing touch is required, just get one that at least might be flammable
    don't mistake his purpose he came for hurtin', it'll always be the gents hobby
    he's here to shock n' awe.. but it's always a surprise to see a dead body
    store owners lay down guns, he's a theif ya never need to fuck with
    if Luth's out on a stick up, it's cuz he has wet dreams in public
    so skilled I'm kidnapping you and ya lover while simply crushin lame kids
    being held against ya will... vernon, troy, or whatever the fuck his name is
    voters give ya loads of bad marks, J. Luth isn't a face in the scene
    but if my wording's as bad as yours.. it's because ya name's incomplete
    dead grandmother, mother, father, friend? stop ya boy when he gets it
    n' if I struck a bad chord, that's cuz you had a shitty voice to begin with”


    Lmao @ the opener. That was creative. (But if he’s GAY, how does he pull loose bitches???)
    One thing I’d say is you use a lot of bars with this type of wording:

    “Blah blah blah blah
    So/And… IF blah blah blah, it’s cuz blah blah blah!”

    A lot of “If’s” in there. I mean one or two is fine, but 3 of your last 4 bars have that, and two of your first 3. It gets repetitive to me after a while. Decent verse though, J Bitch-Luth prolly wouldn’t have beaten it anyways.


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    Cry's best:
    RB's gay silent bob, he never talks.. n' I stay usin' worldy hits
    so when I say Luth bitches ..I just used a lisp to tell you the girls he gets
    so skilled I'm kidnapping you and ya lover while simply crushin lame kids
    being held against ya will... vernon, troy, or whatever the fuck his name is

    VS

    JBL's best:
    Yes I’m gay
    Every day

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    Cry's Verse:
    7.5/10
    J Bitch-Luth's Verse:
    0/10
    My Vote:
    N/A
    Winner:
    Cry (No-Show)


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    SmokaJoka (2-0) vs What ah bitch (1-0)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...-0-390492.html

    My Prediction:
    Smoka
    Length of Battle:
    N/A Lines

    Recap:

    What ah Bitch no showed after they both needed an extension. Smoka just dropped a no-show verse, one of those lame two-word-per-line ones.

    Nothing to see here.

    Smoka's Verse:
    0/10
    What ah Bitch’s Verse:
    N/A
    My Vote:
    N/A
    Winner:
    Smoka (No-Show)


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    Iontach (1-1) vs Ho-Ass Bitch-Ass Meters (1-1)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...-1-390495.html

    My Prediction:
    HOBAM
    Length of Battle:
    N/A Lines

    Recap:

    HOBAM is on the verge of being permanently on the Bitch List. I swear.

    Anyways, Iontach (wtf is up with these names????) dropped this:

    ” A.I are dumb fucks, they tried to joined the RBL n go clean through
    but ya whole crew came against smart, n couldnt find a verse between you
    hes gota bit of an ego, i aint scared of what hes droppin through a pen
    only reason id ever back of you, is just to run over you again
    just an average emcee, so a loss against ion beckons
    call me usain bolt, you could have 100 meters and il still take it out in 9 seconds
    everyone one of my bars tophitters, while urs just take a odd fall
    your lines? 10 hopefulls and just one success like america's top model
    boring fuck, meters known to stay safe from the start G's
    if he even leans over the edge theres a chance of a drop like roof parties
    he used to be alright but now hes wack, so the win il stroll
    meters gotta a killer touch on paper so soft, it could be used as toilet roll
    checked many of ya old battles, just ask warming last season how he compete
    he seems in audio mode so much, hes reaching for quarters to get beat
    you aint coming close to me, cause in text im blessed
    hes dressed as competition but its one sided,...like a backless top contest “


    The first two were like wtf?
    Top model was creative.
    The rest was pretty bland.

    Doesn’t matter, it was enough to scare off HOBAM.

    Iontach's Verse:
    4.5/10
    HOBAM’s Verse:
    N/A
    My Vote:
    N/A
    Winner:
    Iontach (No-Show)


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    Bed-wEddie (2) vs Brandon Likes Cee-o.c.k (0)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...-1-390499.html

    My Prediction:
    Brandon Likes Cee-o.c.k
    Length of Battle:
    N/A Lines

    Recap:

    Both these bitches no-showed after requesting an extension!!! LMAO! So they both got a loss! LMAOx2!

    And they are matched up together again next week! LMAOx3

    Brandon Likes Cee-o.c.k's Verse:
    0/10
    Bed wEddie’s Verse:
    N/A
    My Vote:
    N/A
    Winner:
    NEITHER! Pathetic... (Stupidity)


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    -Best Verse of the Week-


    I’d give it to myself, but y’all would bitch.
    .
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    .
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    Well you already know I don’t give a fuck!!!!

    To keep yall happy, I’ll put in Dios’s verse too, cuz it was good.

    Nobody else really stood out this week.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dios De Hip Hop @ Bartender
    chrit's scared of me. when is comes to vets he's just a shadow of us
    he was BEGGIN me to sign out.. a few hours before our battle was up!
    ask reflex, chrits always on my dick cuz my lines are pure coke
    this week he's losin his respect, I'm just losin a sure vote
    i'm foldin chrit in. sparrin with me will give you swollen stiches
    most people in HOS for shameful actions.. u in for your whole existance
    throw that in your showcase bitch! be real you got the weakest rhymes
    but last week you had that dope chris brown punch, 4 days after me & cry
    my skills double yours, forget your ABL all I hear is mumble whore
    now he's in the Karaoke Tourny, aka biting he can't get in trouble for
    you're obese chrit. it's not my fault people thinkin it's fact son
    all I say is criticise's....... and everyone's expecting a fat punch
    fuck your false fight claims. you weren't hard then & your still soft
    a Bar knee is just a purple dinosaur from a show that you still watch
    you're pathetic in every aspect of text I'm the only bomb that speaks
    but we're all gainin respect for bar.. he did good against com last week
    you're not worth being remembered or quoted I'll break this fag
    I never seen a throwback verse of yours shown until YOU made the mag!
    you have no credibility.. absent wordplays so why bother drop lines?
    this faggot heard of homophone's and asked for the number of the hotline
    stop lyin.. you're on com's dick & only makin mags to sway votes swiftly in
    if you beat me by every aspect.. it's cuz dickridings out & ass kissings in
    is chrit better than me? only he's askin that question of course it's a no
    I don't have to set his ego to proportion.. he's not even a portion of a pro
    pray for help, my rhymes toy with you until you hate yourself
    is the battery included? nah.. that's just the line you recycled in the ABL
    agaisnt celf taught, biting and cheating is all you know how to do dog
    plus you sound like a cracked out hillbilly trynna sound like snoop dog
    I wreak havoc, chrits weak rappin's a joke but atleast we will leave laughin
    people been learnin from his verses for years.. it's just to bad that he hasn't
    get off the crack pipe, splash some water on ya face & act right
    when we read your rap verses we wonder why the fuck you're not at that site..
    Quote Originally Posted by Coop @ Impasse
    Listen yall, after peeping my verse, ain’t no need to read what this cat said
    His shit's harder to read than a drunken com in the chat thread
    I’ma drop a bomb on this wack head, it’s pretty safe to say you’re finished
    You might as well say farewell TO the league, since you don’t fare well IN it
    Maybe in FL they like stretched multies. This’s the League, so let’s get clear:
    Now quality counts a lot…. so your preschool education means shit here
    And for real, Imp’s been getting annoying, he’s on some other shit
    I haven’t wanted to take an I out this bad since I looked at his mother’s pic
    I swear, he’s all up in the chat whining, begging dudes for attention
    Mag’s title is No Faggotry Allowed, so why you think you would be mentioned?
    Forget what your name means, Imp and bitch are now one and the same
    And any W you might get, deserves to get put in front of your name
    Wait, isn’t an Imp a demon? Well that makes sense, he favors it now
    Since ‘go to hell’ is the only thing girls will ever say to this clown
    My verses are bananas, I’ll go ape shit and hit Imp with some clever wit
    But if he tries some monkey business, he’ll end up like that chimp in Connecticut
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    -Worse Verse of the Week-


    A lot of people could’ve gotten this dishonor, cuz there were a hell of a lot of shitty ass verses.
    I’m going to give it to you Almighty because of the circumstances:
    1) Com dropped some absolute shit.
    2) You had a perfect opportunity to destroy Com with just a half decent verse.
    3) But you posted a horrible verse, and lost, so you get the worst verse of the week:

    Quote Originally Posted by Almighty
    Just admit it damn!, COM is Bartender’s biggest fan
    When Bar goes to scratch his nuts…
    ….he’s gotta maneuver round this middle man
    Dipstick lovers? or is it that you feel like you’re his big brother?
    Well since Bar’s on his own nuts I’m guessin u got his dick covered
    You soft as fuck! Like a tea crumpets and cinnamon muffins ….
    You were born lookin old and ugly, u British Benjamin Button
    What rank are you? I’ma bump up a couple notches thanks to you
    You went from LLL champ, to mod, now you just part of the maintenance crew
    I got this W on lock and secured like house alarms
    Cuz everyone would rather view www.rapbattles ...without the COM
    He remains a complete idiot so very rarely is this RB member felt
    I said he needs an intercom(inner COM) to be heard…
    …And he goes soul searchin for his inner self
    Words of wisdom fam, facial hair is something u MUST HAVE…
    Because trust fag, u look like Gollum on crack without a mustache
    In my journal I write poems, verses, and not to mention hooks
    And you write gay sex techniques in your COMposition books


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    -Week 3 Highlights-


    Well it was hard to get a bunch of good punches cuz none of them were really spectacular. No true stingers. Oh well…

    #3:Coop @ Impasse
    Listen yall, after peeping my verse, ain’t no need to read what this cat said
    His shit's harder to read than a drunken com in the chat thread


    Punches that are about shit that happened recently are better than generic made-up punches. The set-up for this punch was relevant to the actual punchline, and everything flowed smoothly.


    7.5/10[/B]

    #2:Cry @ J. Luth
    RB's gay silent bob, he never talks.. n' I stay usin' worldy hits
    so when I say Luth bitches ..I just used a lisp to tell you the girls he gets


    Only problem I got with this one is that the set-up doesn’t really tie things together. Coulda been more relevant. But the punchline itself was pretty creative.

    7.5/10


    #1:Eth’Real @ R.A.S Jr.
    where's the comp? bitch it's obvious ur stuck in the rear
    cuz when you drop all you hear is HOO RAS!
    ..& why the FUCK is he here?


    This was a pretty damn good punch. It was a good misdirection, cuz you’re made to think ’hoo ras’ like a type of cheer. But the misdirection is it’s “Who, Ras?”, that was a cool nameplay. And the last part was pretty damn harsh. And the set-up was decent as well. Overall, one of the best, if not the best punch this week.

    8/10

    Honorable Mention:Dios de Hip Hop @ Bartender
    you're not worth being remembered or quoted I'll break this fag
    I never seen a throwback verse of yours shown until YOU made the mag!


    7/10



    Honorable Mention:Reflex @ Stat

    but back to the rap, Towering you really aint an un-grasping dream
    Ya your break out performance deserves a big hand.. full of some acne cream


    7/10



    NEVER to be Mentioned:Ras @ Eth’Real

    Bitch you are the only vet with something to prove,that's really a shame
    And you proved us all wrong cause we thought you couldn't get any more lame


    Wow, this was a horrible punch. A straight statement, and it’s nothing special. This punch couldn’t get anymore lame.

    0.5/10



    NEVER to be Mentioned:Almighty @ Com


    He remains a complete idiot so very rarely is this RB member felt
    I said he needs an intercom(inner COM) to be heard…
    …And he goes soul searchin for his inner self


    Not only did he explain the wordplay in the middle of the bar, this shit was stretched, and it didn’t really diss Com.

    1.5/10



    I really hope I have a better selection next week you fuckers. Get more creative!
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    Re: Hanging With Mr. Cooper - Week 4

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    -Coop's Ratings & Rankings-

    This is for the people currently in for week 4.

    And listen up you dumb asses:

    I ONLY RANK PEOPLE THAT ARE IN THIS WEEK AND WERE IN LAST WEEK.

    That’s how I do my Power Rankings.

    Top-Ranked:

    #1: Cry (3-0)
    Ok, dude has had TWO no-shows, but he posted the verses he woulda put up anyways. They were all pretty good. So Cry has definitely stepped his game up compared to the last couple of seasons. As far as all the people who can be ranked right now, he has been dropping the best/most consistent overall.

    #2: Com (2-1)
    We all know Com can be really good at times, but recently, has only had one above average verse. This past week he didn’t really show, and the verse against Bartender was lackluster. This rank is almost based off merit alone.

    #3: -Coop- (1-0)
    I only wrote one verse so far, and everyone said it was a good one, and I won unanimously. Plus I know how good I am, so I’m putting myself here.

    #4: Dios De Hip Hop (3-0)
    After a wack first week, he dropped a pretty cool no-show verse two weeks ago, and some fire against Chrit, so dude definitely has momentum.

    #5: Bartender (2-1)
    Bartender, despite the cocky attitude has some decent writing skill. But even when he tries, he can be beat, as shown by Dios last week.


    Almost Ranked:

    SmokaJoka
    Skillustrious
    HOBAM

    Middle of the Road:

    Impasse
    Eth’Real
    Wordz Ah God
    Brandon Likes Cee-o.c.k
    Reflex
    Bed wEddie
    Stat
    Ras Jr


    Step Up or Get Kicked Out:

    Iontach
    Almighty
    Lyricist
    Knowledge
    J. B Luth
    Ted Nulb


    Just coming in this week:

    $pit
    Phlymo
    Burden
    2Triple0
    Tru Grit
    Lethargic
    Kontext


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    Re: Hanging With Mr. Cooper - Week 4

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    -Coop's Crystal Ball-

    My Record:
    0-0

    There is such a gap between those that are decent and those that aren’t, that I shouldn’t have a problem prediciting winners. Oh, and cuz I’m psychic.

    The only thing that can stop me is no-shows.

    HW TITLE: Dios VS Cry

    Well, well. I think these two are pretty evenly matched. But my crystal ball says Dios has burnt himself out last week and Cry still has a bunch of shit ready for battle.

    My Prediction: Cry

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    CONTENDERS: Reflex VS Smoka

    The fun of having a crystal ball? You get to predict upsets, like I will do here. Smoka will either underestimate this guy severely, or just be lazy with this. Reflex will learn from all this critiscm, and post something half decent. If they go 16, reflex will win, anything more Smoka will win.

    My Prediction: Reflex

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    FREE-FOR-ALL BATTLE: Knowledge VS Almighty VS Kontext

    Omg. This is like a future boot match. I’m gonna go with Knowledge though, cuz I’m still trippin off the fact Almighty lost to Com.

    My Prediction: Knowledge

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    Coop VS What ah bitch

    No offense, but I’m not losing this one.

    My Prediction: Coop

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    Impasse VS Lyricist 2


    Impasse threw some decent shit at me last week. Lyricist sucked ass. Easy.

    My Prediction: Impasse

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    Brandon Likes Cee-o.c.k VS Bed wEddie

    I have no clue. Honestly. The battle of bitches part 2. Try to show up this time hoes.

    My Prediction: Brandon Likes Cee-o.c.k

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    FREE-FOR-ALL BATTLE: Burden VS Phylmo VS Spit
    Poor Burden. He doesn’t stand a chance.

    I’d say Spit here.

    My Prediction:Spit

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    Com VS Stat

    Stat’s still iffy with me. Com has been slacking recently, but would be foolish to post another half ass verse, two weeks in a row.

    My Prediction:Com

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    Bartender VS Skillustrious

    Yes, I am predicting another “upset” here.

    My Prediction:Skillustrious

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    FREE-FOR-ALL BATTLE: 2Triple0 VS Tru Grit VS Lethargic
    OMFG ,why are there so many 3 way battles? Couldn't you split them up Com?

    DUH.

    Anyways, I don't know any of these fuckers. But damn Lethargic sounds much better than the other two lames.

    My Prediction:Lethargic

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    Ted Nulb vs. J. Bitch-Luth

    Goddamn, there is plenty of potential boot matches. Idk anything about J. B-Luth, and I’ve seen Ted Nulb’s work, so…. I predict J. B-Luth.

    My Prediction:J. Bitch-Luth

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    Eth’Real VS Iontach

    Iontach is absolutely garbage. Eth is decent. Not too hard of a decision.

    My Prediction:Eth’Real

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    Ho-ass Bitch-ass Meters VS Ras

    HOBAM seems like he would win this match up, if he shows. That’s the damn question.

    My Prediction:Ho-ass Bitch-ass Meters




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    Re: Hanging With Mr. Cooper - Week 4

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    More is Better?

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    So… This season, the line limit is 16 lines, as opposed to 10 for just about every season before this.

    I don’t like it.

    Personally, I only write 16 when the competition is worthy. I hate having to write 16 or so on some random scrub. If I can beat my opponent’s 20 with my 12 lines, why the fuck should I be penalized for doing so? The line limit should be 10.

    And half these niggas shouldn’t be writing more than 12-ish lines anyways!

    Lemme repeat what I wrote in my last mag, about long lines:


    Quote Originally Posted by Coop
    We got all these wack niggas going like 18 lines. Let's list the pros and cons of going a lot of lines, when you suck:

    Pros:
    ...

    Cons:
    • You run out of concepts quicker
    • People don't want to vote on long battles
    • The quality of the verse goes down the longer it gets
    • It makes you look like you suck even MORE cuz 16 bad lines is worse than
      only 10 bad lines
    • You get called out in mags like this


    Look, go ahead and write 20 lines or w/e, but don't put them ALL in your verse. Just cuz you wrote them all doesn't mean you have to use them all!

    If you write a 10-line verse, and have ONE good punch, that's 20% of your verse that's good.
    If you write 16 or 18 lines and have TWO good punches, thats 15% or ~12% of your verse that's good.

    You have a much better shot of writing a good verse if you DECREASE the quantity.

    Plus, people are more inclined to vote on shorter battles.
    So yeah, it’s prolly not gonna change, but I think it’s a dumb ass rule.

    So if I’m facing some scrub who drops 26 lines of ass, I’m writing 10. Fuck it, in protest of this dumb ass limit.

    Anyways, here’s a list of the battles that should NOT go over the minimum of 16.

    • Knowledge VS Almighty VS Kontext
    • Brandon Cee VS Eddie
    • 2Triple0 VS Tru Grit VS Lethargic
    • Impasse VS Lyricist
    • Ted Nulb VS J. Luth
    • Eth’Real VS Iontach


    Not sayin you suck, just don't go more than 16 cuz there's an EXCELLENT chance it won’t be consistent.




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    Look here.
    I'm about to give a couple of you lame doofuses a quick lesson in wording your bars.


    A lot of you use periods the wrong way.

    ellipsis: (N.) A unit of three small dots that signifies a trailing off in thought or portions of a quote that have been omitted.

    When you write a bar that has misdirection, usually you use an ellipsis.

    THAT IS BASICALLY THE ONLY TIME YOU USE ONE.

    Goddamn, some people use periods like they were spaces.

    When you use an ellipsis, the part before it can usually stand alone, and has one specific meaning. The part after the ellipsis continues the aforementioned statement, and thus, changes the entire meaning.

    For example:

    Quote Originally Posted by Skillustrious
    Cuz right now he's probably the worst in LLL, but as the plot thickens -
    he COULD go all the way.... down the rankings before COM kicks him..
    This is an example of using praise as the first part, then turning it around to mean something different. If you read the first part ("He could go all the way") it can stand by itself. Then he adds something negative about it, and that's the misdirection. Now the whole punch means something entirely different. Simple.

    Here's another example of the same thing:

    Quote Originally Posted by impasse
    don't be down on your life. i've seen nice from you before, matter of fact
    you had a whole list of top punches,..
    ........ when you were writing last season's mags


    You are not supposed to write an ellipsis for no damn reason. For example:

    Quote Originally Posted by eth'real
    ur fuckin played, you a biter? nah, u really just a phoney
    cuz ur only guilty..
    ..of flipping it worse than ANYONE did back in '03
    There was no point in breaking this shit up. He could've just written it as a whole sentence, with no periods or anything. It would help if the punch was actually GOOD, but he worded it wrong.

    Quote Originally Posted by bartender
    And that other site you rep is where you soon will be fleeing
    Cause dao lives in RV... has now got more than one meaning
    Once again, what's the point of putting the three periods here? If you were to read it aloud would you pause after you said RV? No! You'd continue the sentence. No punctuation was necessary here.


    Here's what phlymo has to say:

    Quote Originally Posted by phlymo
    however, i do have one gripe with it, which relates to something i used to do in practically every bar i dropped years ago, which is the abundance of breaks and '...'s.

    i have no problem with '...'s, i find them pretty essential, but only when they're being used for a purpose if you see what i mean. sometimes the break with '...', particularly when combined with a line break, just kinda throws me off the flow of my reading a bit. sometimes that's precisely what's needed, but for some bars the break is detrimental.

    that said, if the bar was nice or whatever, it wouldn't really affect my rating of that one bar. i can overlook it no problem. though maybe on some level it might make me hold the verse in lower regard just cos of such a minor gripe. i dunno, it's hard to say really.

    that's my only issue with it though, and it is very small.

    Some people use these damn periods way too much *cough-Barcotic,Eth'Real,Almighty-cough*, so do something about it.


    So yeah, that's my advice, take it or leave it.



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    So.. .apparently LLL is full of kids still in elementary school.

    Listen, I’m not a stickler for correct grammar an shit, but I’m gradually turning into one cuz you dumbasses don’t know how to spell.

    Shit is starting to get annoying now. If you don’t know the difference between their, they’re and there you are a failure at life.

    Now I understand this is the internet, and “your” becomes “ur” and “because” becomes “cuz” and shit like that. But if you are gonna take the time to spell out the word and not use text speak (or w/e the fuck it’s called), do it right.

    I’m going to call out and make fun of everyone who didn’t pass 3rd grade English class in this section:

    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Nulb
    In our previous bout, he laid defeated I was laughing, watchin as he bled,
    Your skill level is like I'm fuckin your g/f missionary, cus there BOTH below Ted!!

    Your unoriginal, lame n sound rehearsed, no wonder all your concepts r the worst,
    Stop trying to get your crew off the ground, and focus on landing a punch first!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Knowledge
    no one loves you plus you'll never make RB big......your wack at rappin
    but "lifes a bitch then YOU die" we'll we're all just dieing for that to happen.

    but ted gets angry ass fuck once he finds out his girl was next to me.
    cuz he knows sexually I'll WHOPPER ass like burger king's specialty.

    you suck so i guess this league is just something you swept threw.
    cuz we all know you could've deliver a punch even if kool aid himself helped you.

    Ted my fault I can only think 0f 16 right now my fault I shoulkd've just stuck to 16 like you said my fault.
    Lol, and his name is KNOWLEDGE. Wtf!?

    Quote Originally Posted by lyricist
    I come bold with the sentences even when i'm flowin effortless
    your a crew leader? no wonder no one knows who the fuck 11th is

    I guess elimenations are comin, and they're wanting you out
    so why don't you do what you do best and start putting there cock in ur mouth
    Quote Originally Posted by reflex
    See, I'm facing another burn out.. and a win I doubt he'd earn it..
    continuously shocking us with historic lines.. It's to bad they aren't current
    Quote Originally Posted by stat
    Cuz you must be homeless n' lonely I bet ya body frame gets boney
    Your pour out on the sidewalk, n' thats what I do for the dead homies

    But tell me how the fuck your undefeated, an explanation is needed
    When Burden dropped his wackest verse and you STILL couldn't beat it

    I get it, your the lois lane of the league, Im the guy commin to slay you
    But I wouldn't go callin COM the hero, cuz he's not gonna save you
    Quote Originally Posted by eth’real
    ur fuckin played, you a biter? nah, u really just a phoney
    cuz ur only guilty..
    ..of flipping it worse than ANYONE did back in '03
    Quote Originally Posted by Ras Jr
    Your garbage at text now,how r u gonna give somebody help
    Fuck what you told Networth,use this advice for yourself

    Two trash verses in a row,and its not getting any better dude, your threw
    Hell even ya avi decided to throw on headphones and stop listening to you
    Quote Originally Posted by impasse
    your no friend to victory.. all your verses are ugly and vile
    and its clear why you pray that i no show...
    .....since you haven't had a win in a while
    fit your neck in a noose cuz in this game, your not fit for survival
    i'd give him the doors to success but Coup is A Custom to bein Suicidal
    your filled with fake personals! i'll have your face meet my bat bitch
    battle me? you'll get smothered in the ring, like proposin to fat chicks
    you never had the skill to compete, you'll never be a success
    so if i said you have little hope in winning,
    .......that means your showin progress
    Quote Originally Posted by dios de hip hop
    chrit's scared of me. when is comes to vets he's just a shadow of us
    he was BEGGIN me to sign out.. a few hours before our battle was up!
    i'm foldin chrit in. sparrin with me will give you swollen stiches
    most people in HOS for shameful actions.. u in for your whole existence
    you're obese chrit. it's not my fault people thinkin it's fact son
    all I say is criticise's....... and everyone's expecting a fat punch
    against celf taught, biting and cheating is all you know how to do dog
    plus you sound like a cracked out hillbilly trynna sound like snoop dog
    Quote Originally Posted by cry
    store owners lay down guns, he's a theif ya never need to fuck with
    if Luth's out on a stick up, it's cuz he has wet dreams in public
    Quote Originally Posted by iontach
    hes gota bit of an ego, i aint scared of what hes droppin through a pen
    only reason id ever back of you, is just to run over you again
    everyone one of my bars tophitters, while urs just take a odd fall
    your lines? 10 hopefulls and just one success like america's top model
    So I guess my point is, if you all stop rushing so much, and take your time to type, (and go back to 3rd grade), you wouldn’t have as many careless errors. They COULD make a difference to some people, you never know.
    Plus, Firefox has a built in spell check, so get Firefox if you don’t have it.




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    Don’t Tip the Bartender

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    Well, well, well.

    Boy, is there a lot to say about the one we call Chrit, or Bartender.

    Apparently Chrit said that he actually tried in this battle.

    AND he dropped second. (Which is normally advantageous.)

    So the UNBEATABLE Chrit should win right?

    No, he proceeded to get his ass handed to him by Dao.

    That’s not even the amazing part. The amazing part is the massive amount of ways Chrit tried to get Dao DQed because he was losing! I’ll create a list of the things Bar mentioned:

    -Dao posted 32 lines, and the maximum is 30.
    Ok, I can see that. That’s minus one vote.

    -He posted after the verses were written.
    Yeah, that’s the “new rule”. Ok then, -2 total.

    Then Dao edited out something in the same post as his verse, but didn’t touch the verse.

    (Here’s the story, as told by Vaskez)
    Quote Originally Posted by Vaskez View Post
    lol, short version:

    dao posted 32 lines. Chrit was like "what I aint writing that much sign me out". Dao took the piss out of him for that after his verse. Chrit got pissed and decided to show after all. Dao edited out the shit-talk about chrit not showing from the same post his verse was in. Votes came in, chrit saw he was losing and wanted to DQ dao for editing his post with his verse in. Com came in and saw that dao didnt edit his verse at all so let voting continue
    Wow, are you serious???

    Are you serious Chrit?


    Get the FUCK outta here, this is the lamest excuse I have heard of in my three years here.

    Basically you’re just mad that you publicly stated that you tried in this battle (even though you try way more times than when you say you do) and then you lost, badly. And since your big baby ass can’t take a loss, you try to get dude DQed.
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    You cotton-candy-soft, pussy-ass, non-fighting, thumb-sucking, temper-tantrum-throwin, overrated motherfucker.




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    And in the middle of it, he signs out.





    WELL GOOD NIGGA!
    ALL YOU DO IS PUFF YOUR CHEST OUT AND BOAST ABOUT YOUR [lack of, and less than impressive] SKILL AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS, AND BITCH, AND MOAN, AND COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT TRYING, AND BITCH SOME MORE WHEN YOU LOSE, AND TALK ABOUT THE POINTLESS PAST, AND BITCH EVEN MORE.






    Seriously, you are the cockiest person on this site, yet you aren’t even in the top 5 now on this site, and hardly anyone is here from your “good old days”.

    Lol, FOUR times he posted something similar to: “I’m not posting a single thing in here!” Crying like a baby. Every single time this nigga comes back in saying some dumb shit.

    Then, get this:

    Quote Originally Posted by Bartender View Post
    Frankly, I dont give a shit.

    The fact he even has a vote is disturbing enough.

    The voting in this league has gone south... badly. I want no part of it. If you post those two verses and only let LLL champs vote on them, he's not taking a single vote. Thats an issue. Id rather see the rules enforced and take the DQ than see someone win due to people voting who have no clue what they are talking about.

    This is my last post in this thread, and this league.
    COM can find a different co-mod. This retardedness isnt worth my time.
    Lmao, really?

    Quote Originally Posted by $pitacular View Post
    Dao wins this, hands down. Too many simplistic played punches from chrit and alotta decently sharp wit from dao.

    End of story count this vote or not
    Oh, I’m sorry Chrit, he’s not an LLL champ… he’s a TWO TIME LLL Champ (there’s a difference), so he doesn’t count right? You technical ass motherfucka.

    He didn’t even give you the decency of a real ass vote cuz you got beat so bad.

    So stfu, you swear you’re all that, but you are not.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bartender View Post
    Thats why I'm done with it.

    And somehow it seems like Ive completely lost touch with what is "dope" or whatever.

    Apparently statements are more important than wit or wordplay nowdays.
    If this was true, your verse woulda been legendary, because that shit was full of wack ass statements!

    " But when Bar took him out... so went any rep that you had "

    " You call the league pathetic? yeah, you went two weeks with no loss "

    " when you made more of an impact in our HOS than you have in our playoffs "

    " Its pathetic as shit when you have to pay peeps to key one punch a week "
    So don’t try and pull that bull.

    And after he said he was done with the league and wasn’t posting in here anymore, he went and had a temper tantrum, voting on everybody’s battles trying to be as harsh as he could be.

    Here, lemme copy and paste what he wrote in everyone’s battles:

    Quote Originally Posted by bartender, throwing a temper tantrum
    no...
    again... no.
    horrible... seen much better stride lines
    has potential... but worded horribly
    played. seen better break out lines
    bland
    see much better flips on this concept... like the BC before AD line last week
    no
    not bad... seen similar
    played as fuck and not harsh anyhow
    ___ sucked. Nothing witty, nothing hard hitting, nothing worded well. You shouldnt be in the league.
    ___ sucked but at least had some sort of semblance of punches.
    You both should be ashamed.
    not bad
    no
    fuck no
    gay as shit
    not harsh for a statement punch
    played... seen it
    horrible
    not good
    horrible
    horrible
    Im not even breaking this down… you both fucking sucked and should be booted.
    not horrible
    seen the wordplay before... played
    bland
    played as fuck
    played... seen much better number 2 lines
    played... actually have seen the exact concept
    wow... no.
    played.
    not harsh at all
    horrible
    horrible.. thats not even the saying
    no
    not a punch
    a com nameplay against someone that isnt com is fucking pathetic
    no wit at all... making statements is weak
    attempt at wit... but horribly stretched and not worded well
    Honestly, that’s every single critique that he gave after he lost.

    Just a big fuckin baby.

    Anyways, in the end, he eventually congratulated Dao on the win:

    Quote Originally Posted by Bartender View Post
    only real votes were Cry, Vaskez, and Barcotic lol

    I cant count Reflex or Ted Nulb since they really shouldnt be in the league.
    Especially Reflex for having to google Dao and trying to figure out a "dao dropping" line.

    Congrats on the 2-1 win though!
    And then he signed back in.

    Wow.

    Honestly, the moral of the story is talk is cheap.


    But yeah, no hard feelings Chrit?


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    Mag Battles?

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    Apparently, there’s this real new guy called stat who wrote a mag week one. Here is his intro for this week’s mag:

    Quote Originally Posted by Stat
    Yup Yup, I'm back at it again.
    Look...
    In case you haven't seen it..
    I'm the king of this magazine shit. But I don't do it for you people, truth be told—I does it for me. I'm just one of the many members who actually realizes what a privilege it is to be involved in league full of skilled writers. This was just the third week and we're nowhere near the peek of the season. Plus we got rid of the really wack kids, (Networth n Shake) so basically everyone on the LLL roster deserves to be here. Unless they somehow prove otherwise. But fuck all that, I checked the sign up thread this week and saw that Phlymo decided to grace us with his presence. He's one of those dudes that doesn't have to try to be sick.. he just is. Not to mention the fact that $pit is back. Burden is in again & I know you see Hensley lurking around here waiting for the perfect time to sign up. Man, shit is getting crazy.
    The bottom line is, we've got all the makings of a great league and the potential to have one of the best seasons in LLL history. We just gotta make it happen. So thats why you call Stat, (me) to make one of the sickest mags to ever hit the net. And not just a bruising hit, I'm talkin a bone breaking life takin hit.
    So this is it muthafuckas... this is it.
    Hm….

    Well…

    I must say….




    ....



    You, sir, are sadly mistaken.

    How are you gonna proclaim yourself the king of this shit, when this is your second one, ever? You don’t even have a good judgement of skill, because CLEARLY there are people who don’t need to be here, still, and CLEARLY this season does not have the potential to be the best, because of the aforementioned people.

    If you are the king of this mag shit, that makes me a GOD of this mag shit, and I don’t even consider my mags to be the best ever.

    Your mags are so sick cuz of your little pretty pictures and ass backwards power rankings?

    No.

    Quote Originally Posted by stat
    mag will be later on...

    im bout to watch a movie right now

    plus I wanna see coops first
    Um… wtf? You wanna see my mag first? Bitch man up, why the hell you need to see mine first?


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    I just got a little irked cuz this nigga seem like he tryna make it a competition.

    If that’s the case, well fuck you.

    (If it’s not the case and I misinterpreted your posts and mag, and am blowing this whole thing outta proportion….

    Well, fuck you. )


    Nothing personal, of course


    That is all
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    -Closing-


    Another successful mag is in the books, this is probably my meanest one yet.

    I'm proud of it.

    Hopefully this starts new beefs, cuz that makes the league interesting.

    I'm interested in what yall gotta say, so go ahead.

    Oh, and how bout you fucks post before friday?


    And last, but not least: My President is Black!

    Deuces

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    Delete this post
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    And this one
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    Ok questions, comments, and concerns people.....
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    not bad

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