LLL Mag. Week 3 By Status
Lethal Lyricist League
The Magazine
Week 3
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Yup Yup, I'm back at it again.
Look...
In case you haven't seen it..
I'm the king of this magazine shit. But I don't do it for you people, truth be told—I does it for me. I'm just one of the many members who actually realizes what a privilege it is to be involved in league full of skilled writers. This was just the third week and we're nowhere near the peek of the season. Plus we got rid of the really wack kids, (Networth n Shake) so basically everyone on the LLL roster deserves to be here. Unless they somehow prove otherwise. But fuck all that, I checked the sign up thread this week and saw that Phlymo decided to grace us with his presence. He's one of those dudes that doesn't have to try to be sick.. he just is. Not to mention the fact that $pit is back. Burden is in again & I know you see Hensley lurking around here waiting for the perfect time to sign up. Man, shit is getting crazy.
The bottom line is, we've got all the makings of a great league and the potential to have one of the best seasons in LLL history. We just gotta make it happen. So thats why you call Stat, (me) to make one of the sickest mags to ever hit the net. And not just a bruising hit, I'm talkin a bone breaking life takin hit.
So this is it muthafuckas... this is it.
On A Side Note-
I just lost two really close friends of mine in a car accident
that happened on Thursday. It's weird having to fathom
the thought that I'm never gonna get to talk to those people
again. (Flex-It was hard to find time to show up to that battle man)
So I'm sitting at my computer desk right now with a blunt rolled up
and a cup full of 151 Rum, Malibu Rum, and Pineapple juice
(Caribou Lou-For those that don't listen to Tech 9).
As I Reminisce.
Rest.In.Peace
anyway back to the mag...
The League is hot right now...
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/43...0.432x576.jpeg
But not as hot as Scarlett Johansson.
Review
J.Luth vs Cry
J.Luth didn't show up. Thats fucked up. I doubt he would've won though even if he did post up. Now Cry has two noshow wins under his belt this season. But you can't say he didn't earn em. Cry has been droppin some pretty good verses to start off the season. He definitely pulled his weight this week with the verse he posted. Good shit Cry. Like you just popped a viagra, keep it up.
Winner-Cry
LOTB
don't mistake his purpose he came for hurtin', it'll always be the gents hobby
he's here to shock n' awe.. but it's always a surprise to see a dead body
SmokaJoka vs wordz ah god
Weird would be the word to describe this. Smoka posted a no show verse when he saw that Wordz wasn't gonna show up. Wordz decides to post anyway but Smoka takes the DQ win.
Winner-Smoka
LOTB
But yo, My game is tight though, while here.. his rust might show
Coz Smokas bitch cheats enough times to memorise the infinite life codes.
Eddie vs Brandon Cee
I don't know what the fuck happened here.
LOTB
So stop it
Ill popquick
Dios de hip hop vs Bartender
One of the best battles this week. Dios threw a lot hard punches at Chrit. Cuzz went like 32 lines.. damn! Chrit responded with a pretty dope verse too. But it wasn't as good. Overall this was sick battle. But I don't know what the fucks up with Chrit leavin and shit n bitchin about the votes and trying to get a DQ win. He's always got somthin to say about voters.. so heres what I have to say, shut up Bartender. If they liked his verse better then thats the way it is. Take it for what its worth. Quit bitchin
Winner-Dios
LOTB
you're obese chrit. it's not my fault people thinkin it's fact son
all I say is criticise's....... and everyone's expecting a fat punch
Almighty vs COM
Lets all take a second to say, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT COM? I mean seriously. You drop one of the best verses of the season last week to beat Barcotic and then you post what is probably one the wackest verses you've ever dropped this week to beat Almighty. But honestly it wasn't THAT bad. Its just that because of what I've seen you write before I expect greatness every time you put up a verse. But I was surprised to see that Almighty didn't take advantage of the situation. Man, you had the perfect opportunity to pull away with a catastrophic upset, and you failed. Bad Battle.
Winner-COM
LOTB
Bitch you're getting eaten, I get on with people but odly...
..while I'm seen as a cool cat, you're going all Almighty mouse on me
Iontach vs Meters
Damn it Meters! This would've been a good battle if you would've showed the fuck up. Iontach dropped okay in this battle. He gets the noshow win.
Winner-Iontach
LOTB
hes gota bit of an ego, i aint scared of what hes droppin through a pen
only reason id ever back of you, is just to run over you again
Knowledge vs Ted Nulb
This wasn't that great of a battle. Some people fucking hated it (Bartender). But yeah I thought Ted had couple okay concepts. *sigh*
Winner-Ted Nulb
LOTB
LLL? You dont belong here, forget text say to yourself ‘I suck n screw it,’
Because the only time youd raise the roof is if I Upper Cut you through it!!
Barcotic vs The Lyricist 2
Barcotic won. He came through with some consistent punches. I just wasn't really feelin The Lyricist this week. Nothin much I could say about his performace.
Winner-Barcotic
LOTB
Listen, 'The Lyrisist 2' is a horrible name, it's unoriginal n just a BIT long,
number 1 usually means takin a piss.... number 2 is definitly gettin shit on
Stat. vs Reflex
I don't normally comment on my own battles in a mag that I'm writing, but this time I'll make an exception. Reflex you earned my respect with that verse this week. I haven't really lost a battle in a long time dude, your verse challenged me this week. I thank you for that. I didn't start writing until Thursday night and wasn't able to finish until Saturday. I went through a lot of shit this week so thanks again for the extension. At least I got a couple of respected votes out of such a tough battle. Congrats on the win.
Winner-Reflex
LOTB
The competition in this league has vanished, gone with fletch & spitz
while he drops so many empty bars, we should just use them to censor shit
I had to post one of mine too..
LOTB
Don't leave ya girl alone in the evenin, cuz Im known to leave semen
But I didnt sleep wit her yet, cuz she wouldnt stop moanin and screamin
Ras Jr. vs Eth'Real
Token came raw this week. Killed him with a couple memorable name plays and just dominated this battle. Ras wasn't that bad.. just rushed and kinda playedout. I'm kinda disappointed in Ras, especially when he did so well last week. Lopsided battle though.
Winner-Eth'Real
LOTB
you swing but I duck, ya punches are made for a wack league
so next time we'll do safety first..
..& keep JR in the back seat
Impasse vs Coop
Pretty good battle here. Imp had the the mini cooper line but coop had the COM/drunk line and the I out line along with the W in front of ya name line. Coop just killed it here. Good job
Winner-Coop
LOTB
Listen yall, after peeping my verse, ain’t no need to read what this cat said
His shit's harder to read than a drunken com in the chat thread
Entertainment Pink Slip Match.. COM vs Dramajones
COM embarrasses Some wack kid named Drama.
Winner-COM
LOTB
I'm not wasting my fucking time, you're in denile are you flexin?
Wheres ya punchlines? I honestly think Will Smith's started textin'
Battle of the Week
This battle was smokin'
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just like PassDaBlunt is in this pic.
Dios de hip hop vs Bartender
Dios-
chrit's scared of me. when is comes to vets he's just a shadow of us
he was BEGGIN me to sign out.. a few hours before our battle was up!
ask reflex, chrits always on my dick cuz my lines are pure coke
this week he's losin his respect, I'm just losin a sure vote
i'm foldin chrit in. sparrin with me will give you swollen stiches
most people in HOS for shameful actions.. u in for your whole existance
throw that in your showcase bitch! be real you got the weakest rhymes
but last week you had that dope chris brown punch, 4 days after me & cry
my skills double yours, forget your ABL all I hear is mumble whore
now he's in the Karaoke Tourny, aka biting he can't get in trouble for
you're obese chrit. it's not my fault people thinkin it's fact son
all I say is criticise's....... and everyone's expecting a fat punch
fuck your false fight claims. you weren't hard then & your still soft
a Bar knee is just a purple dinosaur from a show that you still watch
you're pathetic in every aspect of text I'm the only bomb that speaks
but we're all gainin respect for bar.. he did good against com last week
you're not worth being remembered or quoted I'll break this fag
I never seen a throwback verse of yours shown until YOU made the mag!
you have no credibility.. absent wordplays so why bother drop lines?
this faggot heard of homophone's and asked for the number of the hotline
stop lyin.. you're on com's dick & only makin mags to sway votes swiftly in
if you beat me by every aspect.. it's cuz dickridings out & ass kissings in
is chrit better than me? only he's askin that question of course it's a no
I don't have to set his ego to proportion.. he's not even a portion of a pro
pray for help, my rhymes toy with you until you hate yourself
is the battery included? nah.. that's just the line you recycled in the ABL
agaisnt celf taught, biting and cheating is all you know how to do dog
plus you sound like a cracked out hillbilly trynna sound like snoop dog
I wreak havoc, chrits weak rappin's a joke but atleast we will leave laughin
people been learnin from his verses for years.. it's just to bad that he hasn't
get off the crack pipe, splash some water on ya face & act right
when we read your rap verses we wonder why the fuck you're not at that site..
vs.
Bartender-
Faggot, you're never comin to win in fact I'm sonnin this bitch
and with the way this Dao will drop even Obama will say fuck it and quit
Yeah Ive been here for ages, but for the description to fit
I only been around the block connecting my hook to ur chin
I aint here to build ur ego, you aint stunting for shit
cause dow'els everytime he tries constructing a win
You aint no boss, in fact I'm leavin this whore tossed
You call the league pathetic? yeah, you went two weeks with no loss
And ur gettin slayed dog, we all know that ur straight soft
when you made more of an impact in our HOS than you have in our playoffs
Why the fuck are you modding a league? For that your outlook is bleak...
Its pathetic as shit when you have to pay peeps to key one punch a week
I'll murder this geek... while your girl is sittin in silence
til I give her a general glance and she shows me her privates
F'real though, I know ur sex life is constantly switching...
but you cant claim a swinger lifestyle if ur constantly missin
This shit is like a sweet science, so no matter what this kid musters
I wont need the Discovery channel just to prove you're a myth, buster
Ill do this casino style, and to prove ur swag is just past wack
You'll get hit... end up with 2-1 and your eyes will be black, jack
And that other site you rep is where you soon will be fleeing
Cause dao lives in RV... has now got more than one meaning
And when you nearly beat $pit, thats the best of your stand...
But when Bar took him out... so went any rep that you had
You're fucking bland, and ever hearing you on a mic would be sad
the only time we wanna see dao sing.... is on your face with some gas n a match
Who the fuck are you to have an ego... you aint never had damn clout
in fact you only make the voters head nod in an attempt not to pass out
My music inspires greatness, so while I'm passing this twit
I'll turn Hip Hop into Pop the way I'm snapping his limbs
Verse of the Week
Look we all know Dios probably had the best verse of the week. But I just don't feel right posting it twice in a row right now. So I'm throwing up Reflex's verse for some diversity. I got two verses of the week right here. Props to Dios and Reflex!
Reflex
I've nothing to prove, looking out for a win? let me tell you this dude..
..... should know he's well in the clear.. Back spaced, And Removed
The competition in this league has vanished, gone with fletch & spitz
while he drops so many empty bars, we should just use them to censor shit
you've bit off more than you can chew, & ya punches just don't flow
...So this battle, you can take it in stride.. Orbit or 5ive, you still wont blow
I'm ready to bounce, fuck popularity.. we know his fan base aint a fact
shit... I know some demographers that couldn't find stats on the map
but back to the rap, Towering you really aint an un-grasping dream
Ya your break out performance deserves a big hand.. full of some acne cream
look..
stat lacks in motivation, That's why he's so closely following rap trends
.......& yeah originality is key, so go figure his keys originated from vaskez
See, I'm facing another burn out.. and a win I doubt he'd earn it..
continuously shocking us with historic lines.. It's to bad they aren't current
Ask any vet the facts, Stat's whole image is just a lose-lose visual..
It's just that he's so damn boring, this dull prick could rival voodoo rituals
ya forgetting the plot, We're all wishing you well, yet predicting a flop
stat's not receiving mixed messages, He's just missing our signals to stop
& now that the jury is out, his week three verse is crowding mine
It's funny how I've it made to your level, when you've been here since 2005.
Dios
chrit's scared of me. when is comes to vets he's just a shadow of us
he was BEGGIN me to sign out.. a few hours before our battle was up!
ask reflex, chrits always on my dick cuz my lines are pure coke
this week he's losin his respect, I'm just losin a sure vote
i'm foldin chrit in. sparrin with me will give you swollen stiches
most people in HOS for shameful actions.. u in for your whole existance
throw that in your showcase bitch! be real you got the weakest rhymes
but last week you had that dope chris brown punch, 4 days after me & cry
my skills double yours, forget your ABL all I hear is mumble whore
now he's in the Karaoke Tourny, aka biting he can't get in trouble for
you're obese chrit. it's not my fault people thinkin it's fact son
all I say is criticise's....... and everyone's expecting a fat punch
fuck your false fight claims. you weren't hard then & your still soft
a Bar knee is just a purple dinosaur from a show that you still watch
you're pathetic in every aspect of text I'm the only bomb that speaks
but we're all gainin respect for bar.. he did good against com last week
you're not worth being remembered or quoted I'll break this fag
I never seen a throwback verse of yours shown until YOU made the mag!
you have no credibility.. absent wordplays so why bother drop lines?
this faggot heard of homophone's and asked for the number of the hotline
stop lyin.. you're on com's dick & only makin mags to sway votes swiftly in
if you beat me by every aspect.. it's cuz dickridings out & ass kissings in
is chrit better than me? only he's askin that question of course it's a no
I don't have to set his ego to proportion.. he's not even a portion of a pro
pray for help, my rhymes toy with you until you hate yourself
is the battery included? nah.. that's just the line you recycled in the ABL
agaisnt celf taught, biting and cheating is all you know how to do dog
plus you sound like a cracked out hillbilly trynna sound like snoop dog
I wreak havoc, chrits weak rappin's a joke but atleast we will leave laughin
people been learnin from his verses for years.. it's just to bad that he hasn't
get off the crack pipe, splash some water on ya face & act right
when we read your rap verses we wonder why the fuck you're not at that site..
Throw punches! Don't bite.
http://files.playstatic.com/general/...yjun97pic2.jpg
Like Tyson for example.
Top Ten Punchlines
Let me just take a second to say. These are based off MY opinion. So shut the fuck up if you didn't see your favorite punch make the list this week! (They are not in order.)
Don't leave ya girl alone in the evenin, cuz Im known to leave semen
But I didnt sleep wit her yet, cuz she wouldnt stop moanin and screamin
stat vs. reflex
F'real though, I know ur sex life is constantly switching...
but you cant claim a swinger lifestyle if ur constantly missin
chrit vs. dios
I swear, he’s all up in the chat whining, begging dudes for attention
Mag’s title is No Faggotry Allowed, so why you think you would be mentioned?
coop vs. impasse
you swing but I duck, ya punches are made for a wack league
so next time we'll do safety first..
..& keep JR in the back seat
E'threal vs. RAS
The competition in this league has vanished, gone with fletch & spitz
while he drops so many empty bars, we should just use them to censor shit
Reflex vs. Stat.
Listen, 'The Lyrisist 2' is a horrible name, it's unoriginal n just a BIT long,
number 1 usually means takin a piss.... number 2 is definitly gettin shit on
Barcotic vs. The Lyricist 2
RB's gay silent bob, he never talks.. n' I stay usin' worldy hits
so when I say Luth bitches ..I just used a lisp to tell you the girls he gets
Cry vs. J.Luth
you've bit off more than you can chew, & ya punches just don't flow
...So this battle, you can take it in stride.. Orbit or 5ive, you still wont blow
Reflex vs. Stat.
don't mistake his purpose he came for hurtin', it'll always be the gents hobby
he's here to shock n' awe.. but it's always a surprise to see a dead body
Cry vs J.Luth
Listen yall, after peeping my verse, ain’t no need to read what this cat said
His shit's harder to read than a drunken com in the chat thread
Coop vs. Impasse
Here's a throwback for you Barcotic,
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Patric Roy was probably the best to goaly to play the game
Throwback Battle
Man, Lay Doubt was commin with some nice shit when he first hit the scene back in Season Three. Feeble won this, but it was def a Ill battle!
Feeble Minded
LWs claiming they're better, ya'll are a crew of imposters
I'd tell them cut the crap.. but i laugh seeing you on the roster
jace lost to me, shadows & spit no showed, u brag its achieving
but really your rosters just a list of all the faggots I've beaten
you dickrode, & elevation? thats a concept this newb believes in
you have promise.. but we all hope it has to do with leaving
im truly even.. sick of ya bitch music, u get bruised quick
cant even make a name for yourself.. you had spit choose it
shoppings a feminine trait, your the kinda bitch i devour
I'd leave him alone, but he'd spend that shit in an hour
this'll be ya worst yet, rep tainted, remember its broken
when to get here, you dq'ed an LW member from voting
grew a huge ego, but against center the duckings worse..
far as conduct, you behaving less talent every fucking verse
You bitch, quit bowing to spit.. we dont need it for reference
why you Lay Doubt, when its clear the knees is your preference
I may be prejudiced, but it isn't like your rapping is fine,
since i wasnt even bias. . until i started passing his lines
aint near my level.. caught up in the doubt & distortion
treat ya head like a mistake & blow it out of proportion..
vs.
Lay Doubt.
Originally Posted by Feeble Minded
Ya Crew sucks, yall pretend ya better & hope its assuring
I aint talking bout Jesus, when I spread the Word all over this forum
rofl, slant rhyme? ^
you ain't cut out for this Feeble, i'll dismantle you boss
how you gonna handle LLL? crybaby can't even handle a loss
your bantering stops, we all know what your verse brings
so fuck convincing the voters... you losing is assure thing
i hurt kings, played fuck.. obvious new material's needed
went and flipped that hair line so much it started recedin
n if it pleases.. Deja's worthless and ain't livin for reasons
you don't care? then watch me leave you indifferent pieces
y'all have the least wit, they ran... looks like you won't win son
cuz they got outta Dodge.. while you can't even afford to get in one
kid musta dimmed some, lousy spits but still the loudest bitch
after i strip him of his title i betchu the homo gets aroused n shit
no flow and thinks he has a thousand hits, nah, $pit's right
that bar wouldn't be a slant rhyme if you posted with this type
you're mostly the bitch, guy.. and i'm just here givin' some help
cuz his verse brings arraign of wack lines that could imprison himself
his shit isn't well, Deja ain't run shit.. cuz i'll sever and bash herbs
go ahead and protect your forum.. but you'll still never password
i smack nerds, quit acting tough cuz Feeble, you're most bitch
so how you gonna pic a fight when you're too pussy to post it?
Another Throwback
Now I don't if I'm allowed to do this or not... I but I said FUCK IT! I gotta expose this league to some Old School Hottness. So heres a verse from Fracture. Thats right I said Fracture. Now I know he's never been in this league or ever had anything to do with RB for the most part. But cuzzo was sick back in the day. So heres a verse from one of the best to ever do it.
Fracture vs Ebro
THIS IS LINE 1, the part where everybody starts believing your worse
THIS IS LINE 2, the part where everybody stopped reading that verse
Cause you suck at battles n’ topicals, your just a rap poser
Win and backwards lines my write can I wack so your
You just had a three way with guys & you fuckin loved it
Im so ahead of things that this line is setting up the punch above it
Def let you meet me, after this go over and thank him
Then do a collab with Balth n’ Galv & title it “What were we thinkin”
Your clothes are faded, going bald, plus your a bad writer
& you’re the only one in this tourney who’s house can catch a flat tire
But I do feel bad for you, being raised by the worse b!tch
Funny how ya shirt says dada…& you don’t even know who yours is
You say your not a homo, but how can you deny proof
I mean, do you normally take pics with samx standin’ behind you??
I’ll just give him the best compliments, say stuff like “this herbs creative”
Cuz obviously the best dissing don’t win or id be writing a verse for native
Now look at the design on your shirt before you challenge me ho
Ying Yang means peace and you about to be in a thousand of those
You’ll get pity votes, cause everyone knows your poor
Afford to lose? Nigga we all see you cant even afford a door
Two people better then you already tried, now their rappings done
I put them in their deathbeds but ima put you in a tanning one
You’ve had beef with me since ‘95 when I boned ya whore
But why did you blow that building up in Oklahoma for?
Every round I’ve predicted verses, ima do yours for some practice
“WACK sh!t…… WACK sh!t.. And some more WACK sh!t”
See im not that good, so getting the easiest opponent is what im hopin to do
Now do you understand why every round I’ve been voting for you?
Ima use the next line to advertise, cuz everyone already knows ya suck
All voters please go _read “The truth is this”, I swear its dope as f*ck
Anyways, Fracture you wouldn’t win if RM didn’t have herbs as voters
^That’s me battling myself cause b!tch your not worth a closer…….
My whole perspective changed..
http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/pba/fracture2.jpg
^when i found out thats not really Fracture.
No Show Shine
Six people that were given battles didn't show up to post a verse. That means that fourteen people posted verses. The no-show thing hasn't been too much of a problem this season so far. But we can't let it escalate into anything big. If your given a battle, post a verse, its that simple. I understand shit happens in real life that makes it nearly impossible or impossible to drop sometimes, but c'mon. People like Cry are suffering from this. Whats the point of posting a verse against someone when theres nothing to compare and contrast it to. It causes a lack of feedback for the person that put forth the effort. Show up or sign out.
Cry vs. J.Luth (J.Luth noshowed)
SmokaJoka vs wordz ah god (Wordz Ah God losses for posting his no show verse really late. Smoka didn't post anything either though)
Eddie vs Brandon Cee
WTF?!?
Iontach vs Meters (Meters noshowed =(....)
No showers are gay.
http://www.how-to-draw-cartoons-onli...on_rainbow.gif
But what the fuck do rainbows have to do with suckin dick?
Power Rankings
A lot of will disagree with this.. but its the way I see it based on this seasons performances and each individuals potential.
Predictions
10. Wordz Ah God- Dude can come pretty sick when he wants too. I just hope he shows up and justifies me putting him in the top ten this week.
9. Smoka- Smoka good as fuck.. but he keeps getting these bullshit wins this season.. He's definitely someone I would put a lot higher on the list... but I wanna see him post something good first. He has a chance to a shot at the title this week though, so if he wins he shoot up to the top of the ranks easily.
8. Stat.- Yours truly.
7. Bartender- He could be a lot higher on the list but I feel comfortable putting him at number seven right now.
6. Eth'Real- Dudes 2-1 and a good verse last week.
5.Barcotic- Cuzz is a good battler. He'll be dangerous once he perfects his technique. Definitely deserves to be on the top five, fuck what the haters say.
4. COM- COM is a beast.
3.Reflex- He's in the contendership match this week. Plus he did really well last week.
2. Dios- He beat Bartender with the verse of the week plus he's undefeated and in the first champ match of the season.
1.Cry- Despite people not showing up against him hes been dropping some real good verses. If he could just stay consistent then I'm sure he'll be our first heavyweight champion.
Dios 3-0 vs Cry 3-0 Heavyweight Title Match
This should be good. One of these two will be our first champ of the season. Cry's been really consistent so far and Dios came raw last week... so we'll see what happens. Im going with Cry.
Reflex 3-0 vs Smoka 3-0 Contenders Match
Hopefully Smoka puts forth some effort this week. I know Reflex will. If Smoka goes all out then he win this I'm sure. But Reflex is pretty good and he has that element of surprise on his side. It could go either way.
COM 2-1 vs Stat. 2-1
Good Luck COM.
Bartender 2-1 vs Barcotic 2-1
I've been waiting to see this since week one. But sorry Chrit, I'm going with Barcotic.
Eth'Real 2-1 vs Iontach 2-1
Easy decision for me.. Eth shoul dominate.
Ted Nulb 2-1 vsJ.Luth 2-1
J.luth if he shows.
Coop 1-0 vs Wordz ah God 1-1
Coops pretty good, But I like wordz better though.
Impasse 0-1 vs Lyricist 2 0-1
Not really lookin forward to this honestly.
Meters 1-2 vs Ras 1-2
Meter is better and more experianced. But if Ras comes like he did in week 2 then he'll give Meters a run for his money.
Knowledge 1-2 vs Almighty 1-2
Another battle im not too interested in.
Brandon Cee 1-2 vs Eddie 0-2
REMATCH! Show the fuck up! Please.
Burden 0-2 vs Phlymo 0-0 vs $pitacular 0-2
Two previous season champs, this should be dope. And don't underestimate Burden though either. He's pretty dope if ask me.. But hey.. this has all the ingredients for the battle of the week. We'll see. We'll see.
2triple0 0-0 vs True Grit 0-0
I don't know who tru grit is... so im going with 2triple0.
I miss the mags from a few seasons back
http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/5...279607lsg7.jpg
Nique was dope...
Last Words
I'm sure I'm gonna get a lot of criticism about this mag. But I know its a good one, so nothing you haters say is gonna affect me in anyway. So what if you disagree about the Ranks and Top Punches or even the battle and verse of the week. Go record yourself saying "eeuw kuff" on mic then reverse it, play it backwards and there you have it... my response to you. Think about it.
P.S.
I would like to thank David Lama for setting the bar on how to write a good mag back in the day when the wbl was around. And Nique for being the best at it, minus the pics.
-Stat.
You really can't fuck with me...
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Unless your Mariah
