Firstly, this is definately a topical piece... on aliens and the dyslexic Canadian offspring of Zoolander... here's some links... i'll get some more in a lil while, just cause..
edit: some more links
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...de-387388.html
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...er-387366.html
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...ft-387166.html
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...ck-387272.html
A Real Assassination of Character
Right now, despite the sight, of a real fly pout
Its no wonder ya hide out, wit' a flow as uneven, as ya right eye brow
Just write in white out, you're a boob, with a dick
How you gonna spit serious dude, with pubes on ya lip?
He'd queue to be ripped, by alien drones
Writin' radiant prose, he was the first on earth, to be anally probed
Maimin' this dope, slash his throat 'til his neck smiles
Forget 'Eight Mile', this dude's bible, is the fuckin' 'X-Files'
You're eerie, ya parents' own, 'conspiracy theory'
Look, the 'albino from Da Vinci', had a kid with Timothy Leary
I'm spittin' it clearly, his hat's jus' an infected bag
For the first dyslexic fag, I've seen wit' cheeks, stamped wit' an anorexic tag
His rap's like a septic tank, n every black man's his idol
But no, he's pro... he did a show once, this one time at band recital
He's mad suicidal, his head's distressed, n gone hollow
Closed lips suggest, its 'cause he's gettin' ready to digest, n swallow
What's he hopin' to find, when he's closin' his eyes?
He's tryin' to open his mind, to make sure his two brain cells, don't go n collide
I ain't gonna lie, he's the hook-nosed, Witch of the West
Everythin' bout the lil' fag is identical to a bitch, minus a chest
Lay him to rest, for verses in which, all his lines are filler
His lips pursed 'til they burst, lookin' like he was birthed, by Ben Stiller
Mr Stiller said junior was duckin' PM's n callouts cause the greys came back for second helpings. Shii.... who knows when he'll be back.