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there was literally a foot and a half long turd in the toilet when i got up.
...idk. i was proud of that shit and figured i needed to share.
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there was literally a foot and a half long turd in the toilet when i got up.
...idk. i was proud of that shit and figured i needed to share.
Wtf.... lol
You cry? I know when I drop one, tears and shit be coming out..
^you cry everytime you take a shit? Lol
give that man a reward thats guiness book of world record material
Or do tears come out thru your butt cheeks when you shit? Can you clear that up for me I'm confused
No mutha fucka everytime I take a foot long shit or some shit like that I do, one time I was convinced that it wouldn't come out, I was pondering weather I should call 911 real talk.Originally Posted by RbGENOCIDEvICTIM
LMao constipated...theres things you can eat to make you shit better.
'stool softeners'
Dont ask me how I know, but just google that phrase
Fam is it going to help me at the moment when the shit coming out, because if not it's useless in my eyes, I'm not going to be popping pills before I eat and shit.
roflmao
i've shed a tear or two before when droppin' a load...but that's usually the morning after drinking alot of beer lol. them beer shits...they're something else.
Man thats another reason why I don't drink..Idk man when it be happening I be using prego tips like gripping on shit and the inhale exhale..shid at one point I be like "shid i'm already at the door no sense in going back.."...
i hate it when it feels like you're done..then just as you buckle your belt...
"shit..."
*sit back down*
Lmao right..shit be playing hide and seek in ya bootyhole..
I hate the Coke shits...When i used to be on that stuff it would fuck wit my stomach and make me take the craziest shits.
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