Nominate dope punches for the highlight reel. No nominating your own punches. They will be voted on by a judging panel at the end of the season. Nominate punches from others and they'll be more likely to nominate yours....
Nominations only in this thread, no discussion of posted stuff
From now on, you can nominate ONE single punch of your own per season.
Just when I'm tired of all these wack kids, n' its got me being lazy
Well well, if it isn't the great Feeble.. then it's the one we been seeing lately
$pitacular vs. Feeble Minded
ya parents must be cousins.. so any good genes you had would be damaged
n' since you're already inbred, I might as well have me a pussy sandwich
$pitacular
Your shit is watered down, stepped on homie heres a lesson
Qualm had a brief case of dope, not even drug dealers would invest in
Horud Skys
Fakers thinkin he’s Pinnochio, but bitch faggot drop the blunt n pen
Truth is u aint REAL boy…ya wood just grows when u lie in front of men
Blue Bayou
Vaskez @ Bartender
ya gettin more than a beating, we KNOW you're just bitch so fess up kid
only ones thinkin Bar be the best are the lil girls he plays dress up with
Yeah u right...
lol dude, so I already nominated all but Ancel's and my punch, so they dont need to be nominated more than once
Your shit is watered down, stepped on homie heres a lesson
Qualm had a brief case of dope, not even drug dealers would invest in
Horud Skys
Fakers thinkin he’s Pinnochio, but bitch faggot drop the blunt n pen
Truth is u aint REAL boy…ya wood just grows when u lie in front of men
Blue Bayou
both of those were tight, especially brief case of dope. Spit knows Inbred has been used for a long time though, so I can't see that one making it. His first one was pretty good though.
i think the brief case line was the best so far here.
vaskez barbie line was a tad bit wordy, still nice
word that brief ¢ase shit was hot
i'll shit on this whelp, i'm straight up ripping his health
maybe you could pele to win but otherwise keep kicking yourself
warming vs advisory
both were meh, i seen better lines in LLL jr. lol
G'head & play like you're known anywhere you'll get served n wasted
no need to choke the life out his name, it's already dying from lack of circulation
QUALM VS NO SHOW
that brief case shit was dope as far as wordplay and a punchline go
Meters you aint fresh, and nicks lines are done to death n still,
theres nothing to sey...like tryna hype these fags battlin skills
..?.. vs. Meters/Seyance/Nick James
I get broads easy fellas, ur hella jealous all the chicks wanna be seen wit me..
bitches dont care about M.S.N..
they say there's not one hotmail between u three
Philly vs. Meters/Seyance/Nick James
here's some...
But realise, it's not just the reason i'll never be scared,
Your only a beast in the makin cause you got predators hair.
seyance v. daz
the league's bruiser.. my lines are bad for your health n' your dome
I'd call you a loser, but what's the point of talkin to yourself on the phone
$pit v. automatic
im old school when i trash kids, a solid punch will stop what ya feel
..leave'n him wit such a numskull, luniz 'll put 5 on his hospital bill
philly v. savior self
I get bitches comfortable, sipping drink..your bitch be hairy as she is fat & wide
I haven't seen such a missing link since the old voting system was cast aside
qualm v. warming
break ya verses down, yo its the lamest crap in sections
i'm not making you look bad, bitch you were already facing that direction
deon v. seyance
really don't see what you're tryin to say, none of ya criticism defines me
n' you better make your point here, cuz homie you're like 30 behind me
spit v. hens
He got 2nd in LLL last year. Vas lol, that is the whole reason.
I was in 10 champ matches bro. pretty strange we didn't battle the whole season.
hens v. spit
ill find some more later.
lmao oohh rubbing it in Philly's face with that 30 points one cos he used that concept before spit this season. lmaooo
i'm about to nominate shit from myself cuz i know i deserve this reel.
one punch is all you're allowed to nominate from yourself
ur girl stinks like shit, i have to hold my nose to laugh at it
her pussy smelled so fishy i put a sinker on my pole and casted it
Nick Nice
It's not drugs that he lacks, he loves gettin done from the back.
Fuck generous dealers. He ALWAYS has a couple extra buds in the sack.
J.Hens vs. Warming
my self nomination
by you?
ya fame is over. your name'll never be spoken again this is ya rest place
I'll keep you so low key, Barry White couldn't hit you on his best day
Spit vs Warming
G'head & play like you're known anywhere you'll get served n wasted
no need to choke the life out his name, it's already dying from lack of circulation
qualm vs sumone else
last time finals slipped through your fingers..this time i'm the reason
Circuit City & Best Buy could carry the boxset of all your Lost seasons
kenny vs spit
i'd turn the tables and school you but really i can't be bothered to try
lemme put you under my wing man, its his job to keep bitches occupied
kenny vs spit
Iono how you got passed this lot, but pussy your nothin i cant handle
Im glad you cemented this spot, coz from here your playoff runs at a standstill
me vs crown
but your KO ability makes you a powerhouse in a way, no wonder
you're going down for the count and we know that there's strength in numbers
kenny vs hens
I said I'd drop 10 lines of garbage, since I know you really stink whore
I'm giving you a shot at the playoffs, just like every other bitch I'd buy a drink for
spit vs meters
lol@ those little punches...aint hurtin shit, this skinny whore is a fruitcake
what dude's packin is weak, like when I'll stuff his corpse in a suitcase
Vaskez vs philly
I get broads easy fellas, ur hella jealous all the chicks wanna be seen wit me..
bitches dont care about M.S.N..
they say there's not one hotmail between u three
philly vs Meters/Seyance/Nick james
its amazin how sey copies philly, n silly the way ya girl lets me rock her
she said our style matchs down to the t.. but you could never fill my boxers
philly vs Meters/Seyance/Nick james
really don't see what you're tryin to say, none of ya criticism defines me
n' you better make your point here, cuz homie you're like 30 behind me
spit vs hens
Veteran's see he's not better than me, knowing he is worse.
But Spit's never looked back. now he's totally wrecked from going in reverse
hens vs spit
stand back & listen here, I'm rippin queers, he say he the nicest around? shoot..
Now I'm speechless & needless to say...to describe what his life'll amount to
qualm vs warming
kids saying you fell off... n' the hate keeps growing no wonder you mad
when ya circle of friends is just a digit showing the number you have
spit vs automatic
So your confused as hell, though watch as it decreases,
I see that puzzled look on your face, now has missing pieces
seyance vs daz
cant be arsed lookin anymore
nominate only ONE from yourself
word my bad, and ill go through some more battles hopefully so i'm not all selfish lolOriginally Posted by Vaskez
bugger off
lol, bitch. ^
Warm you're fake n' I'm felt. and thats the reason I'm takin the belt
yeah you been recording some wins, but those tapes of my season ain't gonna help
$pitacular
^some good swagger there
my own nomination:
I admire quick reactions even tho I'm wreckin clowns like this lame head
chrit can think on his feet, but by time he hits the ground he'll be brain dead
Vaskez vs. Chrit
Bogus writer. Expose this biter. Spit'll hate, say his flips are better.
His ideas only turn integrate concepts cuz he brings other peoples shit together.
Hens vs. Spit
look I'm not saying your a bad kid, homie the bruising's all in fun
I'm sure you'd make any mother proud.. since you'd be losing to their son
$pitacular vs. Hens
Feebs, Lay, and Spit. Make it quit. We can all see they swap.
Fuck constructing intersections... it'll take aids to make THIS three-way stop.
Hens vs. $pit
and your daughter? she constantly looks like she's just been struck
shes got a face only a father could love.. and even i think shes ugly as fuck
Automatic vs. Spit
let you hang a noose... chokin you, you're fakin when you facin the heat
call me grey goose, cuz everyone knows skys a cheap immitation of me
Advisory vs. Horud Skys
I'm whorin you fast. Amature. I swing you're takin the hook first
you need a coach, cuz that knock off purse is just makin you look worse
$pitacular
You suck. And ya girlfriend said I have a lot to like
Gave her such a solid snake metal gear is suing for copywrites.
Daz
his love life's slowing down but his wife's will forever simmer
Born thinks ima whippersnapper, but she said I was nothin but gentle with her
Qualm VS BTK
