LLL Season 9 Championship: $pitacular vs. Warming

[Vaskez]

Season Championship Match


$pitacular

versus

Warming


Make sure you've read the rules as they will be enforced.

Checkin due Thursday 23.59 EST (late/no checkin = -2 votes)
Verses due Saturday 23.59 EST

Any lateness = -2 votes immediately. Other penalties to be decided if needed
As discussed in PM, to avoid unfairness at seeing the other's verse if someone is late (and to avoid having to DQ or decide vote penalties at this stage), you have the option of PMing me your verses and I will post them at the same time. You still need to PM them by the deadline or I will deduct the 2 votes. Or you can just post them by the deadline as normal if you want. If one posts and the other PMs his verse, it doesnt matter if I dont post the verse on time as long as I received the PM on time.

Line limit: 24 MIN, No MAX

Voters: if this battle is season 9 classic worthy, nominate it in the correct thread in the office. Also keep an eye out for dope punches for the highlight reel, thanks.

all other rules linked above

[$pitacular]

check.

[Warming]

in.

[$pitacular]

I'll be ready to post tomorrow night. how's it looking for you?

[Warming]

barely even started, how many lines did you want to go?

[$pitacular]

Idk like 30 - 40 is cool

[$pitacular]

you been ridin me all season. so fuck what you're saying I'm the shit
n' you're only going global cuz I got two giant spheres hangin from my dick
hit ya jaw n' you smashed. your skills are an illusion I saw you n' laughed.
but there won't be no magic tricks involved when I saw you in half
I devestate. It ain't a joke I'm gettin every vote I spit perfection
I'm the bomba they invented the O to go in front of n' win elections
I'm stressin the fact that I'ma hurt you. I teach a lesson to cats
you'll be reading my verse furiously n' I don't mean aggressive or fast
Warm you're fake n' I'm felt. and thats the reason I'm takin the belt
yeah you been recording some wins, but those tapes of my season ain't gonna help
yet I've seen it worse.. you got the potential to write the meanest verse
I know I like some of ya shit. I just can't remember where I seen it first
you won't last when I thrash swingin bitch I knew you would hurl
n' I'd give you the finger but I already gave all 10 at once to your girl
I'm pissed it's like, look what God gave you it's a trip to sight
Fuck the gift to write, I can't believe you gotaway with the gift of life
I'll hit you twice in one blink. Face it you ain't as nice as you think
dog c'mon.. you're a Warming that wouldn't melt the ice in my drink
ya fame is over. your name'll never be spoken again this is ya rest place
I'll keep you so low key, Barry White couldn't hit you on his best day
I'm the don, bet it. All your homies sayin I'll lose? forget it..
I don't care what dudes put in ya ear. but dog that can't be hygenic
I should mention I'm thrashin heads. n' ain't nothin to defend again
while you should be busy hatchin eggs aka warming the bench for Hens
so what. maybe I'm bitter. n' feel I should be facin a veteran too
I guess this is the best I'll get.. which btw is immensely better than you
I know it's almost Winter.. leavin my skin dry n' hard, course.
but If my knuckles are ashy, it's prolly cuz I keep hittin ya charred corpse
I'm sick n' ill. Quit actin hard faggot you
don't fit the bill
n' I'd be surprised if ya tongue'n my verse cuz you ain't gotta lick of skill
get ya head messed up for real. I'll crush ya skull if you push me
but there's no need for a cat scan. it's easy to see you're a pussy


32.

[Vaskez]

WTF Warming. Why you messing Spit and me around, you dick? wtf, am I supposed to give him a no show championship win? Or am I supposed to give you the advantage of having seen his verse all day. Why cant you faggots (aimed at everyone that no shows and shows up late regularly) just follow the rules and post on time and quit putting me in situations where I have to make choices like this all the time?

[Vaskez]

warming -4 votes for the lateness so far.

i'll decide when to close it in a bit

[Jay. Walker]

vote warming, nice verse man.

[Soule]

Vote Spit, no-showers are lame.

[Lay Doubt.]

fuck that. never let warming back in the league again. how the hell you gonna no show the season champ match? you pathetic pile of gorilla shit. whatever, dope verse spit. lil fuckboy knew he couldn't have topped it anyway. word

[Vaskez]

pisses me off too. Guess I'll close it when I get up tomo. Dunno, I'm torn between not wanting a no show champ and not wanting to let warming off the hook. hate being put in this position

[®andom]

pisses me off too. Guess I'll close it when I get up tomo. Dunno, I'm torn between not wanting a no show champ and not wanting to let warming off the hook. hate being put in this position

Shit happens man. Same thing happened in the Junior champ match. Just give spit the win.

[Vaskez]

yeah but Jr's Jr and LLL is the site's premier league and there's never been a no show champ