HW Title: $pitacular (39) vs. Automatic (14)

[Vaskez]

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Line limit: 14 MIN, NO MAX

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[Automatic.]

check

[$pitacular]

16.

[Automatic.]

Heavyweight champ, season champ, constantly puttin kids in a coma
too bad your wall of accomplishments don't include a high school diploma
fuck this faggot. played shit every week i concur
i don't even vote spit when ya wife asks which one i prefer
and your daughter? she constantly looks like she's just been struck
shes got a face only a father could love.. and even i think shes ugly as fuck
you're done. this'll remind u of BW the way i'll drop u on ya ass
cuz you're more reliant on RB than madden players throwing a screen pass
you're way past your prime. matter fact you're at your worst
this is 2008.. like the number of times u mention cracked bones in one verse
how many of the same punches can u write? this is an investigation
ya verses got so many flips, the olympic committee needs an age verification


trying to take the dq? gotta try harder than that g
gotta feed off my verse to win.. too bad u cant feed ya family
i'm winnin this right? word.. u never gainin fame
if i'm fucking wack.. then ur wife's got a strange first name

lmao at trying to take the dq. that's just like u, pussy

[$pitacular]

Wow @ 12.


I been winning for months straight, dropped a thousand lines, n' you're wack faggot
shit If I'm fatigued, I'm in your bushes with camo nines n' a flak jacket
kids saying you fell off... n' the hate keeps growing no wonder you mad
when ya circle of friends is just a digit showing the number you have
couldn't beat me when you were hot, dog you crazy? you bust sloppier
what you write's always familiar, it ain't that unique maybe you just copy her
couldn't even make the min.. Rofl. none of your played stuff's hurtin me
dog I know what you're about.. to lose would sum it up perfectly
got you gaspin for breath.. chokin the title match cuz you sad son
I'm fuckin up your ozone.. got your bitch screamin my name when she has one
how you even have a girl? when I always keep you ducking you buster
If you're runnin a train, is right behind you n' I'm the fucking conductor
the league's bruiser.. my lines are bad for your health n' your dome
I'd call you a loser, but what's the point of talkin to yourself on the phone
got the whole site failing now, n' with you they doubting smartness
I'll have you bailing out the league quicker than the housing market


Even though I stomped that bullshit

I'll take the DQ. Dumbass.

Feel free to drop feed.

[Mariah]

Heavyweight champ, season champ, constantly puttin kids in a coma
too bad your wall of accomplishments don't include a high school diploma
ok
fuck this faggot. played shit every week i concur
i don't even vote spit when ya wife asks which one i prefer
decent
and your daughter? she constantly looks like she's just been struck
shes got a face only a father could love.. and even i think shes ugly as fuck
nah, sorry
you're done. this'll remind u of BW the way i'll drop u on ya ass
cuz you're more reliant on RB than madden players throwing a screen pass
lol ok, decent visual
you're way past your prime. matter fact you're at your worst
this is 2008.. like the number of times u mention cracked bones in one verse
ok at best
how many of the same punches can u write? this is an investigation
ya verses got so many flips, the olympic committee needs an age verification
hah, decent


trying to take the dq? gotta try harder than that g
gotta feed off my verse to win.. too bad u cant feed ya family
too many family shots now
i'm winnin this right? word.. u never gainin fame
if i'm fucking wack.. then ur wife's got a strange first name
OLD AS FUCK

vs.

I been winning for months straight, dropped a thousand lines, n' you're wack faggot
shit If I'm fatigued, I'm in your bushes with camo nines n' a flak jacket
don't really like it
kids saying you fell off... n' the hate keeps growing no wonder you mad
when ya circle of friends is just a digit showing the number you have
haha, decent
couldn't beat me when you were hot, dog you crazy? you bust sloppier
what you write's always familiar, it ain't that unique maybe you just copy her
cool
couldn't even make the min.. Rofl. none of your played stuff's hurtin me
dog I know what you're about.. to lose would sum it up perfectly
it's ok, kinda worded weird
got you gaspin for breath.. chokin the title match cuz you sad son
I'm fuckin up your ozone.. got your bitch screamin my name when she has one
ok
how you even have a girl? when I always keep you ducking you buster
If you're runnin a train, is right behind you n' I'm the fucking conductor
lol cool, funny visual
the league's bruiser.. my lines are bad for your health n' your dome
I'd call you a loser, but what's the point of talkin to yourself on the phone
cool
got the whole site failing now, n' with you they doubting smartness
I'll have you bailing out the league quicker than the housing market
decent

Not the best from Spit or Automatic that I've seen, but I think it was still a good match. I got Spit by like 1 or 2 lines though in this one, just a bit more consistent. Peace.

v/Spit

[Vaskez]

this is stupid argument, just let the damn votes decide.
Although Auto shouldnt be editing after Spit dropped, his fault for dropping less.

but I checked the edit history and he didnt change any of his other lines, just added two, so I'm inclined to let it slide for the sake of having a champ match

blah Spit also fed, so yeah I'ma just cancel out any penalties, end of this week I'm changing that rule about dropping below the min, it's not worth a DQ it's going to be: other dude still must drop the minimum (giving him the advantage in number of lines) and the dude that dropped less can only get 1 for winning if he wins since he didnt put in as much effort

[Meters]

Heavyweight champ, season champ, constantly puttin kids in a coma
too bad your wall of accomplishments don't include a high school diploma
(pretty nice, been done though)
fuck this faggot. played shit every week i concur
i don't even vote spit when ya wife asks which one i prefer
(nah, played to def)
and your daughter? she constantly looks like she's just been struck
shes got a face only a father could love.. and even i think shes ugly as fuck
(same as above)
you're done. this'll remind u of BW the way i'll drop u on ya ass
cuz you're more reliant on RB than madden players throwing a screen pass
(word, this was tight)
you're way past your prime. matter fact you're at your worst
this is 2008.. like the number of times u mention cracked bones in one verse
(nah, not feeling)
how many of the same punches can u write? this is an investigation
ya verses got so many flips, the olympic committee needs an age verification
(nah, not working for me.. and late on the event)


trying to take the dq? gotta try harder than that g
gotta feed off my verse to win.. too bad u cant feed ya family
(no, no, very played)
i'm winnin this right? word.. u never gainin fame
if i'm fucking wack.. then ur wife's got a strange first name
(no..)

vs.

I been winning for months straight, dropped a thousand lines, n' you're wack faggot
shit If I'm fatigued, I'm in your bushes with camo nines n' a flak jacket
(freshly worded, good swagger opener)
kids saying you fell off... n' the hate keeps growing no wonder you mad
when ya circle of friends is just a digit showing the number you have
(nice, on point)
couldn't beat me when you were hot, dog you crazy? you bust sloppier
what you write's always familiar, it ain't that unique maybe you just copy her
(example of a concept 'unique' which generic also used this week worded in a way that gave it dimension and made it good)
couldn't even make the min.. Rofl. none of your played stuff's hurtin me
dog I know what you're about.. to lose would sum it up perfectly
(okay, straight, swagger again)
got you gaspin for breath.. chokin the title match cuz you sad son
I'm fuckin up your ozone.. got your bitch screamin my name when she has one
(okay, not my fav. so far but not bad)
how you even have a girl? when I always keep you ducking you buster
If you're runnin a train, is right behind you n' I'm the fucking conductor
(freshest misdirection i've seen in a minute)
the league's bruiser.. my lines are bad for your health n' your dome
I'd call you a loser, but what's the point of talkin to yourself on the phone
(heh, alright)
got the whole site failing now, n' with you they doubting smartness
I'll have you bailing out the league quicker than the housing market
(would be just decent but it's very true.. so, cool)

I thought Spit took this by more than a fair margin. Good shit. Auto for some reason dropped one of the laziest, most played verses i've seen from a talented head in a long time

v/Spit

[Rant]

Heavyweight champ, season champ, constantly puttin kids in a coma
too bad your wall of accomplishments don't include a high school diploma
mehh
fuck this faggot. played shit every week i concur
i don't even vote spit when ya wife asks which one i prefer
ok'ish
and your daughter? she constantly looks like she's just been struck
shes got a face only a father could love.. and even i think shes ugly as fuck
LMAO
you're done. this'll remind u of BW the way i'll drop u on ya ass
cuz you're more reliant on RB than madden players throwing a screen pass
no
you're way past your prime. matter fact you're at your worst
this is 2008.. like the number of times u mention cracked bones in one verse
ok, coo
how many of the same punches can u write? this is an investigation
ya verses got so many flips, the olympic committee needs an age verification
ok
trying to take the dq? gotta try harder than that g
gotta feed off my verse to win.. too bad u cant feed ya family
ok
i'm winnin this right? word.. u never gainin fame
if i'm fucking wack.. then ur wife's got a strange first name
no

vs

I been winning for months straight, dropped a thousand lines, n' you're wack faggot
shit If I'm fatigued, I'm in your bushes with camo nines n' a flak jacket
lol
kids saying you fell off... n' the hate keeps growing no wonder you mad
when ya circle of friends is just a digit showing the number you have
OMFG LMAOOOOOOOOO
couldn't beat me when you were hot, dog you crazy? you bust sloppier
what you write's always familiar, it ain't that unique maybe you just copy her
mehh
couldn't even make the min.. Rofl. none of your played stuff's hurtin me
dog I know what you're about.. to lose would sum it up perfectly
nah
got you gaspin for breath.. chokin the title match cuz you sad son
I'm fuckin up your ozone.. got your bitch screamin my name when she has one
ok
how you even have a girl? when I always keep you ducking you buster
If you're runnin a train, is right behind you n' I'm the fucking conductor
ok
the league's bruiser.. my lines are bad for your health n' your dome
I'd call you a loser, but what's the point of talkin to yourself on the phone
coo
got the whole site failing now, n' with you they doubting smartness
I'll have you bailing out the league quicker than the housing market
ok


coo battle, both had good verses but spit definitely had a better verse though. auto had a good hit or 2 but spit was much more consistent.


v/ spit

[Warming]

Heavyweight champ, season champ, constantly puttin kids in a coma
too bad your wall of accomplishments don't include a high school diploma
[alleged this is true, aiight i guess, set up gives him too much props tho]
fuck this faggot. played shit every week i concur
i don't even vote spit when ya wife asks which one i prefer
[played, like everyone uses this on him for some reason]
and your daughter? she constantly looks like she's just been struck
shes got a face only a father could love.. and even i think shes ugly as fuck
[ i thought this was a kind of funny flip]
you're done. this'll remind u of BW the way i'll drop u on ya ass
cuz you're more reliant on RB than madden players throwing a screen pass
[aiight]
you're way past your prime. matter fact you're at your worst
this is 2008.. like the number of times u mention cracked bones in one verse
[meh]
how many of the same punches can u write? this is an investigation
ya verses got so many flips, the olympic committee needs an age verification
[meh.. playedish]
trying to take the dq? gotta try harder than that g
gotta feed off my verse to win.. too bad u cant feed ya family
[meh]
i'm winnin this right? word.. u never gainin fame
if i'm fucking wack.. then ur wife's got a strange first name
[meh.. played]

vs

I been winning for months straight, dropped a thousand lines, n' you're wack faggot
shit If I'm fatigued, I'm in your bushes with camo nines n' a flak jacket
[pretty good flip]
kids saying you fell off... n' the hate keeps growing no wonder you mad
when ya circle of friends is just a digit showing the number you have
[another pretty good flip]
couldn't beat me when you were hot, dog you crazy? you bust sloppier
what you write's always familiar, it ain't that unique maybe you just copy her
[i assume this is played..]
couldn't even make the min.. Rofl. none of your played stuff's hurtin me
dog I know what you're about.. to lose would sum it up perfectly
[aiight]
got you gaspin for breath.. chokin the title match cuz you sad son
I'm fuckin up your ozone.. got your bitch screamin my name when she has one
[were you going for ho/zone, cuz that is reaching a little to me]
how you even have a girl? when I always keep you ducking you buster
If you're runnin a train, is right behind you n' I'm the fucking conductor
[aiight at best flip]
the league's bruiser.. my lines are bad for your health n' your dome
I'd call you a loser, but what's the point of talkin to yourself on the phone
[k]
got the whole site failing now, n' with you they doubting smartness
I'll have you bailing out the league quicker than the housing market
[aiight i guess, somewhat played by now, i actually had a bailing out line pretty similar more than a month ago]

spit took this pretty handily

[Cody Nash]

Heavyweight champ, season champ, constantly puttin kids in a coma
too bad your wall of accomplishments don't include a high school diploma
eh, okay.
fuck this faggot. played shit every week i concur
i don't even vote spit when ya wife asks which one i prefer
played...
and your daughter? she constantly looks like she's just been struck
shes got a face only a father could love.. and even i think shes ugly as fuck
fail....
you're done. this'll remind u of BW the way i'll drop u on ya ass
cuz you're more reliant on RB than madden players throwing a screen pass
heh, k...
you're way past your prime. matter fact you're at your worst
this is 2008.. like the number of times u mention cracked bones in one verse
coo...
how many of the same punches can u write? this is an investigation
ya verses got so many flips, the olympic committee needs an age verification
I lol'ed... nice personal...
trying to take the dq? gotta try harder than that g
gotta feed off my verse to win.. too bad u cant feed ya family
no...
i'm winnin this right? word.. u never gainin fame
if i'm fucking wack.. then ur wife's got a strange first name
no...

vs.

I been winning for months straight, dropped a thousand lines, n' you're wack faggot
shit If I'm fatigued, I'm in your bushes with camo nines n' a flak jacket
the punch wasn't even a diss, this was gay...
kids saying you fell off... n' the hate keeps growing no wonder you mad
when ya circle of friends is just a digit showing the number you have
I've seen this... I almost think you wrote it.
couldn't beat me when you were hot, dog you crazy? you bust sloppier
what you write's always familiar, it ain't that unique maybe you just copy her
aiight...
couldn't even make the min.. Rofl. none of your played stuff's hurtin me
dog I know what you're about.. to lose would sum it up perfectly
okay...
got you gaspin for breath.. chokin the title match cuz you sad son
I'm fuckin up your ozone.. got your bitch screamin my name when she has one
coo...
how you even have a girl? when I always keep you ducking you buster
If you're runnin a train, is right behind you n' I'm the fucking conductor
okay... I still think I've seen this concept too...
the league's bruiser.. my lines are bad for your health n' your dome
I'd call you a loser, but what's the point of talkin to yourself on the phone
played concept... decent take on it...
got the whole site failing now, n' with you they doubting smartness
I'll have you bailing out the league quicker than the housing market
coo...



I honestly think that auto had the top lines of the match... $pit, your punches seem used... which is odd to me... and I almost think I've seen like three of them word for word... being in over 100 matches, it's damn near possible... but still $pit edged this... I think if auto would've landed one or two more solid punches though, then I definitely would've voted for him based on the fact I've seen half the punches here already...


terrible champ match...





vote $pit

[Kenny the G]

Heavyweight champ, season champ, constantly puttin kids in a coma
too bad your wall of accomplishments don't include a high school diploma
eh. didnt hit hard to me.
fuck this faggot. played shit every week i concur
i don't even vote spit when ya wife asks which one i prefer
ok flip, although im sure spit/swallow jokes are common on him
and your daughter? she constantly looks like she's just been struck
shes got a face only a father could love.. and even i think shes ugly as fuck
lol. i thought this was amusing in a simple, straightfoward kind of way
you're done. this'll remind u of BW the way i'll drop u on ya ass
cuz you're more reliant on RB than madden players throwing a screen pass
cool shit
you're way past your prime. matter fact you're at your worst
this is 2008.. like the number of times u mention cracked bones in one verse
ok'ish
how many of the same punches can u write? this is an investigation
ya verses got so many flips, the olympic committee needs an age verification
ehh. not bad, but im not completly sold on this one


trying to take the dq? gotta try harder than that g
gotta feed off my verse to win.. too bad u cant feed ya family
nah
i'm winnin this right? word.. u never gainin fame
if i'm fucking wack.. then ur wife's got a strange first name
eh


I been winning for months straight, dropped a thousand lines, n' you're wack faggot
shit If I'm fatigued, I'm in your bushes with camo nines n' a flak jacket
eh. im sure this is a pretty common concept. ok flip
kids saying you fell off... n' the hate keeps growing no wonder you mad
when ya circle of friends is just a digit showing the number you have
lol
couldn't beat me when you were hot, dog you crazy? you bust sloppier
what you write's always familiar, it ain't that unique maybe you just copy her
decent
couldn't even make the min.. Rofl. none of your played stuff's hurtin me
dog I know what you're about.. to lose would sum it up perfectly
ok'ish
got you gaspin for breath.. chokin the title match cuz you sad son
I'm fuckin up your ozone.. got your bitch screamin my name when she has one
eh
how you even have a girl? when I always keep you ducking you buster
If you're runnin a train, is right behind you n' I'm the fucking conductor
lmao. pretty clever misdirection imo
the league's bruiser.. my lines are bad for your health n' your dome
I'd call you a loser, but what's the point of talkin to yourself on the phone
eh
got the whole site failing now, n' with you they doubting smartness
I'll have you bailing out the league quicker than the housing market
ok


yea, auto seemed to have kickedback too much this weak. nothing was bad, just didnt hit hard to me. the punches were more like smart remarks to me. spit didnt have his best drop, but it was consistent with more stingers than auto. i was feelin the "running a train line". nice.

v/spitacular

[J.Hens.]

Heavyweight champ, season champ, constantly puttin kids in a coma
too bad your wall of accomplishments don't include a high school diploma
this was a personal shot, but not very creative
fuck this faggot. played shit every week i concur
i don't even vote spit when ya wife asks which one i prefer
played flip
and your daughter? she constantly looks like she's just been struck
shes got a face only a father could love.. and even i think shes ugly as fuck
not bad
you're done. this'll remind u of BW the way i'll drop u on ya ass
cuz you're more reliant on RB than madden players throwing a screen pass
solid personal
you're way past your prime. matter fact you're at your worst
this is 2008.. like the number of times u mention cracked bones in one verse
lol
how many of the same punches can u write? this is an investigation
ya verses got so many flips, the olympic committee needs an age verification
nahh
trying to take the dq? gotta try harder than that g
gotta feed off my verse to win.. too bad u cant feed ya family
nah
i'm winnin this right? word.. u never gainin fame
if i'm fucking wack.. then ur wife's got a strange first name
nah

vs

I been winning for months straight, dropped a thousand lines, n' you're wack faggot
shit If I'm fatigued, I'm in your bushes with camo nines n' a flak jacket
seen fatigued, its a decent flip
kids saying you fell off... n' the hate keeps growing no wonder you mad
when ya circle of friends is just a digit showing the number you have
circle of friends lines are played
couldn't beat me when you were hot, dog you crazy? you bust sloppier
what you write's always familiar, it ain't that unique maybe you just copy her
someone else used a unique line this week
couldn't even make the min.. Rofl. none of your played stuff's hurtin me
dog I know what you're about.. to lose would sum it up perfectly
ok
got you gaspin for breath.. chokin the title match cuz you sad son
I'm fuckin up your ozone.. got your bitch screamin my name when she has one
ok
how you even have a girl? when I always keep you ducking you buster
If you're runnin a train, is right behind you n' I'm the fucking conductor
decent, but seen train lines
the league's bruiser.. my lines are bad for your health n' your dome
I'd call you a loser, but what's the point of talkin to yourself on the phone
nah
got the whole site failing now, n' with you they doubting smartness
I'll have you bailing out the league quicker than the housing market
seen alot of economy lines



Ok, no disrespect to either of you, but Auto should have won this battle based on Spit's verse, because Spit used alot of old concepts, circle of friends, fatigued, unique, runnin a train, call you a loser. I see cats in here saying those are good flips, and I'm mind boggled. All those are not creative lines, BUT, Spit was obviously the better writer here, and don't take the criticism as an insult, because I am very sure that Spit keyed this verse and didn't put much effort into his lines. But still, Auto had 3 ok generic lines with ok personal hits, the diploma, 2008 and RB lines. But the last 2 lines were just straight up filler, and probably would have been better left out.

Vote- Spit, but yeah, lackluster at best champ match.

[Savior Self.]

$pitacular

I been winning for months straight, dropped a thousand lines, n' you're wack faggot
shit If I'm fatigued, I'm in your bushes with camo nines n' a flak jacket
kids saying you fell off... n' the hate keeps growing no wonder you mad
when ya circle of friends is just a digit showing the number you have

couldn't even make the min.. Rofl. none of your played stuff's hurtin me
dog I know what you're about.. to lose would sum it up perfectly

how you even have a girl? when I always keep you ducking you buster
If you're runnin a train, is right behind you n' I'm the fucking conductor
the league's bruiser.. my lines are bad for your health n' your dome
I'd call you a loser, but what's the point of talkin to yourself on the phone


(lmmfao @ that ¢all u a loser pun¢h, solid ass verse son only a ¢ouple I aint like, this one was more humurous than others, seemed like u knew u had the win in the bag & was just swaggin on em, ¢o¢ky ass nigga lol, fatigue was hot too ni¢e flip on that, about to lose was also exe¢uted very well, running the train was funny too lol)


Automatic.

Heavyweight champ, season champ, constantly puttin kids in a coma
too bad your wall of accomplishments don't include a high school diploma
fuck this faggot. played shit every week i concur
i don't even vote spit when ya wife asks which one i prefer
and your daughter? she constantly looks like she's just been struck
shes got a face only a father could love.. and even i think shes ugly as fuck

(Auto was always one of my favorites in leage, the line of the damn battle was his opener hahaha, he kept it up from there then fell off to me, that only a father ¢ould love line was hilarious too haha, Auto ¢ame out swingin & fu¢kin spit up then he just fell off outta nowhere kind of a let down really, but still this verse was enjoyable)


Vote: Spit for a lil more ¢onsisten¢y but he aint trash auto like he been doin to most of his past opponents tho

[Qualm]

Heavyweight champ, season champ, constantly puttin kids in a coma
too bad your wall of accomplishments don't include a high school diploma
seen punches like this aimed at spit before.
fuck this faggot. played shit every week i concur
eh played
i don't even vote spit when ya wife asks which one i prefer
and your daughter? she constantly looks like she's just been struck
shes got a face only a father could love.. and even i think shes ugly as fuck
lmfao
you're done. this'll remind u of BW the way i'll drop u on ya ass
cuz you're more reliant on RB than madden players throwing a screen pass
ehh football punches are kinda off my radar
you're way past your prime. matter fact you're at your worst
this is 2008.. like the number of times u mention cracked bones in one verse
lol
how many of the same punches can u write? this is an investigation
ya verses got so many flips, the olympic committee needs an age verification
ok


trying to take the dq? gotta try harder than that g
gotta feed off my verse to win.. too bad u cant feed ya family
this is feeding though right? lol 2 wrongs don't make a right
i'm winnin this right? word.. u never gainin fame
if i'm fucking wack.. then ur wife's got a strange first name
ehh uncreative

vs


I been winning for months straight, dropped a thousand lines, n' you're wack faggot
shit If I'm fatigued, I'm in your bushes with camo nines n' a flak jacket
eh ok
kids saying you fell off... n' the hate keeps growing no wonder you mad
when ya circle of friends is just a digit showing the number you have
cool
couldn't beat me when you were hot, dog you crazy? you bust sloppier
what you write's always familiar, it ain't that unique maybe you just copy her
nique punch? decent flip i guess
couldn't even make the min.. Rofl. none of your played stuff's hurtin me
dog I know what you're about.. to lose would sum it up perfectly
ok
got you gaspin for breath.. chokin the title match cuz you sad son
I'm fuckin up your ozone.. got your bitch screamin my name when she has one
ehh
how you even have a girl? when I always keep you ducking you buster
If you're runnin a train, is right behind you n' I'm the fucking conductor
cool
the league's bruiser.. my lines are bad for your health n' your dome
I'd call you a loser, but what's the point of talkin to yourself on the phone
nah
got the whole site failing now, n' with you they doubting smartness
I'll have you bailing out the league quicker than the housing market
ok

Erm..dunno what to make of either verse. Neither was up to the standard we've come to expect from both. Both had some played ish but the lines I was feeling from Auto were because of their simplicity and vice versa for spit. Also Auto's weren't the freshest of ideas. Whereas that running a train was mad creative and cleverly worded. I got spit edging it..

v/ Spit