HW Title: $pitacular (34) vs. Father Muff (12)

[Vaskez]

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[$pitacular]

check.

[Attack of the Muff]

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[Attack of the Muff]

Fuckin lame. N i think its miraculous
That u would ever create that name because its a clever play on "spectacular"
You fulla old cliches..and conceptually we know youve seen hell
Coz like salvation army volunteers..most of your lines seem to ring bells
And spit cant feed his kids but he seems to try
But puttin a dollar sign in his name wont make his pockets increase in size
Fucker needs a job.sure i'll help him through his hardships
Checked the classifieds
There was a job for "declining in skill" and I called Spit
But don’t worry..ill work you part time
N make your Comfort Inn..like where ur fam is during harsh times
Plus i think i speak for most when noones likin this dude
They only vote for you..coz u might take your own life if you lose.
Hey spit..mad no show wins you totin you flamer.”
But hows it feel to finally get votes..n have NONE of em go in ya favor?
Mr lightsaber...this asswhoopin'll spawn attention
Coz ya verses arent pact' with punches..u just want one of non aggression
Sure your rhymes appeal to bitches..were not shittin ya
But Your writtens are for the birds'....and its the vultures in particular.
Dude does the name Hannibal Lector sound familiar?
Coz ill turn you to a New Dehli’ and that’ll pretty much be the India’
And he loves the kids..he brings em comfort in their slumber
But someone call the Feds..coz to him Agent’ nothing but a number.
U over lay’s house sober laughin
Playing him in star wars racing..but its only his balls that you overlappin
N seein that slut you married is the real demise
Just lookin at that bitch makes me want jeepers creepers to steal my eyes.
You rant about NOTHING. but Im not mindin it yo
Spit’s had many Episodes..
but he seems to only watch luke vs vader 20 times in a row..
And in conclusion..the votes’ll make you weep when their read
Plus you aint discussed’..thats just what youll feel upon leavin this thread.


Pure disgust. Holler gl dude.

[$pitacular]

Lmao.



dog you a weird mufucka... so I never get mad when you push me
n' I don't know what to make of your name, all I know is your dad is a pussy
I'm taking the win. watch me leave your rep thrashed when I rob
cuz I let you play me for a sucker, n' you left a fucking rash on my knob
There's no hope, ima beat your face until it's like you can't even see son
but I'm proud of you.. you didn't use no quotes, and none of your punches'll be one
I know you dread it I'm deadin dudes.. who ain't capable of nice writes
tho you gotta bright future ahead of you.. filled with inescapable white light
what worse, you're next to cook.. even though we know $pits icy
your verse ain't worth a second look, but a second place fits nicely
I'm dope just face the facts. don't fight me you'll never beat me
It's only safe to say I'm wack, cuz it's unlikely you'll ever meet me
ya passionate and hateful.. ungrateful ego maniac focused to kill this
honestly homie you're like a young $pit.. minus all the dopeness n' realness
I'm untouchable.. ya best efforts collapse when I sink your chin
It took a smoka to ban me.. but it takes a crackhead to think you'll win
always talking shit.. fighting with dudes like you're startin a brawl
Ironic you said Deons better than you.. n' dog nobody argued at all
ya writing's inconsistant, all over the place.. couldn't bash a freestyle
n' you only have a format, cuz I pinned you down past the three count
I'm fed n' I'm ready.. It's tragic dog you're practically deaded already
I'd make it easy n' just wave my magic wand but ya girl's head is so heavy
fuck ya crew too faggot, throw em at me I'll diminish ya mob
n' yeah you're only half black, but homie I'm here to finish the job
ya herb dealer got snitched on.. out here in cali weed's explodin
how you gonna bust shots at me? you're bitch ass can't even get loaded
ya verse's gettin demolished. I'm polished in one strike you die
I'd just say 'good try Muff'.. except I really don't like to lie
gettin government relief, fuck that I just wrecked ya whole enjoyment
cuz I worked you so bad, you can't even collect ya unemployment


Bitch.

[Vaskez]

Hidden Content:

Hey spit..mad no show wins you totin you flamer.”
But hows it feel to finally get votes..n have NONE of em go in ya favor?
Mr lightsaber...this asswhoopin'll spawn attention
Coz ya verses arent pact' with punches..u just want one of non aggression
^^quite clever
Sure your rhymes appeal to bitches..were not shittin ya
But Your writtens are for the birds'....and its the vultures in particular.
U over lay’s house sober laughin
Playing him in star wars racing..but its only his balls that you overlappin
And in conclusion..the votes’ll make you weep when their read
Plus you aint discussed’..thats just what youll feel upon leavin this thread.

Had some nice parts in the middle, but you started off mad bland, it seems you changed your style to what you think is liked here, but it just came out overly simple and bland

vs.

I'm taking the win. watch me leave your rep thrashed when I rob
cuz I let you play me for a sucker, n' you left a fucking rash on my knob
I know you dread it I'm deadin dudes.. who ain't capable of nice writes
tho you gotta bright future ahead of you.. filled with inescapable white light
^^not bad flip
I'm dope just face the facts. don't fight me you'll never beat me
It's only safe to say I'm wack, cuz it's unlikely you'll ever meet me
^^haha
I'm untouchable.. ya best efforts collapse when I sink your chin
It took a smoka to ban me.. but it takes a crackhead to think you'll win
always talking shit.. fighting with dudes like you're startin a brawl
Ironic you said Deons better than you.. n' dog nobody argued at all
^^heh wording makes it better than the concept is
I'm fed n' I'm ready.. It's tragic dog you're practically deaded already
I'd make it easy n' just wave my magic wand but ya girl's head is so heavy
fuck ya crew too faggot, throw em at me I'll diminish ya mob
n' yeah you're only half black, but homie I'm here to finish the job
^^heh
ya herb dealer got snitched on.. out here in cali weed's explodin
how you gonna bust shots at me? you're bitch ass can't even get loaded
gettin government relief, fuck that I just wrecked ya whole enjoyment
cuz I worked you so bad, you can't even collect ya unemployment
^^heh

usual consistency takes this imo

not bad from muff either tho

v/Spit

[Warming]

Fuckin lame. N i think its miraculous
That u would ever create that name because its a clever play on "spectacular"
[meh]
You fulla old cliches..and conceptually we know youve seen hell
Coz like salvation army volunteers..most of your lines seem to ring bells
[ha, cool concept]
And spit cant feed his kids but he seems to try
But puttin a dollar sign in his name wont make his pockets increase in size
[dollar sign punches are pretty played in general, this flip wasn't that good]
Fucker needs a job.sure i'll help him through his hardships
Checked the classifieds
There was a job for "declining in skill" and I called Spit
[meh/iight, somewhat humour]
But don’t worry..ill work you part time
N make your Comfort Inn..like where ur fam is during harsh times
[iffy wp, wasn't digging it]
Plus i think i speak for most when noones likin this dude
They only vote for you..coz u might take your own life if you lose.
[meh, playedish]
Hey spit..mad no show wins you totin you flamer.”
But hows it feel to finally get votes..n have NONE of em go in ya favor?
[iight i guess...]
Mr lightsaber...this asswhoopin'll spawn attention
Coz ya verses arent pact' with punches..u just want one of non aggression
[decent]
Sure your rhymes appeal to bitches..were not shittin ya
But Your writtens are for the birds'....and its the vultures in particular.
[ok again]
Dude does the name Hannibal Lector sound familiar?
Coz ill turn you to a New Dehli’ and that’ll pretty much be the India’
[i get it, but you were doing too much, aiight]
And he loves the kids..he brings em comfort in their slumber
But someone call the Feds..coz to him Agent’ nothing but a number.
[cool wp, didn't get it at first lol]
U over lay’s house sober laughin
Playing him in star wars racing..but its only his balls that you overlappin
[ok]
N seein that slut you married is the real demise
Just lookin at that bitch makes me want jeepers creepers to steal my eyes.
[aight]
You rant about NOTHING. but Im not mindin it yo
Spit’s had many Episodes..
but he seems to only watch luke vs vader 20 times in a row..
[nah..]
And in conclusion..the votes’ll make you weep when their read
Plus you aint discussed’..thats just what youll feel upon leavin this thread.
[ok]

vs

dog you a weird mufucka... so I never get mad when you push me
n' I don't know what to make of your name, all I know is your dad is a pussy
[aight]
I'm taking the win. watch me leave your rep thrashed when I rob
cuz I let you play me for a sucker, n' you left a fucking rash on my knob
[ha, ok]
There's no hope, ima beat your face until it's like you can't even see son
but I'm proud of you.. you didn't use no quotes, and none of your punches'll be one
[aight i guess, i feel like iv seen very similar]
I know you dread it I'm deadin dudes.. who ain't capable of nice writes
tho you gotta bright future ahead of you.. filled with inescapable white light
[this was cool, haven't seen before]
what worse, you're next to cook.. even though we know $pits icy
your verse ain't worth a second look, but a second place fits nicely
[meh, and iv seen similar]
I'm dope just face the facts. don't fight me you'll never beat me
It's only safe to say I'm wack, cuz it's unlikely you'll ever meet me
[not bad, good swagger]
ya passionate and hateful.. ungrateful ego maniac focused to kill this
honestly homie you're like a young $pit.. minus all the dopeness n' realness
[same as above]
I'm untouchable.. ya best efforts collapse when I sink your chin
It took a smoka to ban me.. but it takes a crackhead to think you'll win
[word, not bad]
always talking shit.. fighting with dudes like you're startin a brawl
Ironic you said Deons better than you.. n' dog nobody argued at all
[this isn't all that insulting but the wording is crisp]
ya writing's inconsistant, all over the place.. couldn't bash a freestyle
n' you only have a format, cuz I pinned you down past the three count
[clever wp, i see it was hard to set up with complete rhyming]
I'm fed n' I'm ready.. It's tragic dog you're practically deaded already
I'd make it easy n' just wave my magic wand but ya girl's head is so heavy
[aiight i guess.. magic wand is iffy]
fuck ya crew too faggot, throw em at me I'll diminish ya mob
n' yeah you're only half black, but homie I'm here to finish the job
[maybe]
ya herb dealer got snitched on.. out here in cali weed's explodin
how you gonna bust shots at me? you're bitch ass can't even get loaded
[aiight]
ya verse's gettin demolished. I'm polished in one strike you die
I'd just say 'good try Muff'.. except I really don't like to lie
[seen similar.. aiight at best]
gettin government relief, fuck that I just wrecked ya whole enjoyment
cuz I worked you so bad, you can't even collect ya unemployment
[aiight]

spit was way more consistent, muff you started off pretty shaky and a had a much lower connection percentage, spit had some cool stuff, definitely had a fair amount of flips but they were good for the most part

v/ spit

[Lay Doubt.]

Fuckin lame. N i think its miraculous
That u would ever create that name because its a clever play on "spectacular"
too bland for my liking
You fulla old cliches..and conceptually we know youve seen hell
Coz like salvation army volunteers..most of your lines seem to ring bells
can't believe i've never seen this before..pretty good here
And spit cant feed his kids but he seems to try
But puttin a dollar sign in his name wont make his pockets increase in size
eh i've seen shit like this done on his name before, average i suppose
Fucker needs a job.sure i'll help him through his hardships
Checked the classifieds
There was a job for "declining in skill" and I called Spit
eh, nah not really
But don’t worry..ill work you part time
N make your Comfort Inn..like where ur fam is during harsh times
this was blah, come on bro
Plus i think i speak for most when noones likin this dude
They only vote for you..coz u might take your own life if you lose.
this was ok, besides the fact it reminds me an awful lot of the verse coop posted against spit about a month ago or so.
Hey spit..mad no show wins you totin you flamer.”
But hows it feel to finally get votes..n have NONE of em go in ya favor?
pretty basic, it still hit though..above average
Mr lightsaber...this asswhoopin'll spawn attention
Coz ya verses arent pact' with punches..u just want one of non aggression
pretty nice wordplay, i liked this
Sure your rhymes appeal to bitches..were not shittin ya
But Your writtens are for the birds'....and its the vultures in particular.
another line i was feeling..coo
Dude does the name Hannibal Lector sound familiar?
Coz ill turn you to a New Dehli’ and that’ll pretty much be the India’
this wp is played to me and the new dehli didn't do enough to change that in my eyes
And he loves the kids..he brings em comfort in their slumber
But someone call the Feds..coz to him Agent’ nothing but a number.
eh i see where you were going but i didn't care for it too much
U over lay’s house sober laughin
Playing him in star wars racing..but its only his balls that you overlappin
lmao this was actually funny to me, pretty creative punch about us
N seein that slut you married is the real demise
Just lookin at that bitch makes me want jeepers creepers to steal my eyes.
above average
You rant about NOTHING. but Im not mindin it yo
Spit’s had many Episodes..
but he seems to only watch luke vs vader 20 times in a row..
not feelin this
And in conclusion..the votes’ll make you weep when their read
Plus you aint discussed’..thats just what youll feel upon leavin this thread.
don't recall ever seeing this wordplay before, pretty decent closer here

vs.

dog you a weird mufucka... so I never get mad when you push me
n' I don't know what to make of your name, all I know is your dad is a pussy
best nameplay i've seen on muff..cool opener
I'm taking the win. watch me leave your rep thrashed when I rob
cuz I let you play me for a sucker, n' you left a fucking rash on my knob
lol you always drop these concepts that make me wonder how i've never seen it done before..this got a lol from me
There's no hope, ima beat your face until it's like you can't even see son
but I'm proud of you.. you didn't use no quotes, and none of your punches'll be one
this came off as filler-ish to me
I know you dread it I'm deadin dudes.. who ain't capable of nice writes
tho you gotta bright future ahead of you.. filled with inescapable white light
already told you what i thought of this on aim and you didn't fix it. it wasn't hard hitting to me
what worse, you're next to cook.. even though we know $pits icy
your verse ain't worth a second look, but a second place fits nicely
nah man come on you know this conept is deaded..i see how you tried to flip it but still nah..you're better than this
I'm dope just face the facts. don't fight me you'll never beat me
It's only safe to say I'm wack, cuz it's unlikely you'll ever meet me
yeah this was dope
ya passionate and hateful.. ungrateful ego maniac focused to kill this
honestly homie you're like a young $pit.. minus all the dopeness n' realness
liked the swagger to this..it hit effectively
I'm untouchable.. ya best efforts collapse when I sink your chin
It took a smoka to ban me.. but it takes a crackhead to think you'll win
rofl i thought this was funny as hell for some reason
always talking shit.. fighting with dudes like you're startin a brawl
Ironic you said Deons better than you.. n' dog nobody argued at all
very basic but you worded it so well it was still hard hitting in my eyes..and funny.
ya writing's inconsistant, all over the place.. couldn't bash a freestyle
n' you only have a format, cuz I pinned you down past the three count
already told you i thought this was corny. it's creative but still..eh
I'm fed n' I'm ready.. It's tragic dog you're practically deaded already
I'd make it easy n' just wave my magic wand but ya girl's head is so heavy
lol above average
fuck ya crew too faggot, throw em at me I'll diminish ya mob
n' yeah you're only half black, but homie I'm here to finish the job
seen a lot of these threat-type punches involving black or blue or whatever..this was an average flip to me
ya herb dealer got snitched on.. out here in cali weed's explodin
how you gonna bust shots at me? you're bitch ass can't even get loaded
pretty coo
ya verse's gettin demolished. I'm polished in one strike you die
I'd just say 'good try Muff'.. except I really don't like to lie
pretty bland, still hit him though
gettin government relief, fuck that I just wrecked ya whole enjoyment
cuz I worked you so bad, you can't even collect ya unemployment
this concept's played imo, not too strong of a closer.


pretty decent battle here fellas, i was honestly expecting more given all the beef and shit-talking leading up to this though. you both probably coulda deleted 10 lines from your verses to make it more consistent. both verses seemed to pick up in spurts here and there, and both had some bland/played lines i wasn't feeling too much. but overall spit was more consistent and more lines that i felt. i was kinda disappointed though cuz i feel like there was more potential here..but yeah, spit did get it..

v/ $pitacular

[Vaskez]

damn @ only 3 votes. you lazy mofos.

Muff only voted 3 though so has -4 votes
Spit wins 3 to -4 by KO +4 +1 title defense