Parental Advisory- Week 9 Mag

[Lo0se CaNNoN]

Parental Advisory
WEEK 9


-Introduction-


First off, this week fucking sucked. Not that the skill level was weak or anything, but the amount of noshow’s was on Jr. level. That will not be tolerated, and I hope Vas starts to tighten up about that. We, the battlers that show up, do not wait a whole week to get noshowed. So if your one of the noshowers, FUCK YOU FAGGOT. Only people with good excuses aren’t faggots, but sign out if your going to be distracted. Bottom line. Now onto the week in review.

[Lo0se CaNNoN]

-Battle Reviews-



…?... vs Savior Self
To be honest, I didn’t even read this battle. I started to, Saviors verse was awful, so then I skipped to Q’s, and Q’s verse bored the shit out of me. He goes way too many lines, I kno this week wasn’t his choice, and comes with the same boring ass style. You may say that everyone is hopping on the trend saying it, but its true, you style is BORING. Stick to 10 lines, Please. But anyway, I will bare to read it real quick and give a little break down of what I think. Ok, this battle was wack. Savior didn’t drop 1 quotable this whole battle imo. Q came better than I’ve usually seen from him, but it still came off as corny to me. I was only feeling afew punches, but with 20 lines, I aint feeling that.

Quotables:

So when my verse stomps yours, just take it like a man and admit you suck
Its not worth a nervous breakdown...
...Voters will tell you quite calmly that it was wack as fuck
Your outta luck, your league status is wack and you should face it
Faggot you should give it up...like your girl does on a weekly basis
Nervous breakdown punch was POTB imo.

Vs

Nothing rlly. Overal a pretty boring verse.

Muffy vs Deon

This was a NICE battle. Both showed up, and dropped extremely well. I feel Muff was alittle less consistant, as his verse was more up and down. Though its 10 to 8 in quotables imo, Deon lit that shit up in the middle. Most consistant shit i've seen in awhile. After a slow start, picked it up in the middle, nice. Muffy wasn't far behind with a scattered verse, but i just feel it wasn't enuff to match up.

Quotables:

I researched ya name. roflz. lemme tell you friend
Muff's also an Irish village. with not enough clovers to help u win
and judging by the votes. bitch ur the squarest in
I'll put my Biden and make everything from Muff Palin comparison
this a crew battle? nah, at first i didnt believe ya entrance
muff puts the doh in dohpe. & i kno everybodys seen the simpsons
so perfect ya wording. ur dumb as hell when its urgent
evacuated two hurricanes but still wont use that plan for his verses
was in rbl crying. nigga left n' wouldnt cease bitchin
a piss n' moan like his gotta be discount worthy at the free clinic

Vs

My punches'll flip n ruin this cat in the worst way
N beat u beyond recognition..but that wud be assuming u had it in da 1st place
Fucker workin a hotdog stand to have some alternative to dick in his mouth
Knowin for damn sure..cant relish' a victory if his life consists of givin it out
Stop hittin on mariah..shes indifferent to u..wheres ya honor kid
SHit was such a rejection..it inspired mutumbo to ball again
I just came back from gustav.. n i'm happy looters werent takin shit
But the gale force winds fromya missed punches'll make me evacuate again

Jay Walker vs Qualm

this was a nice battle. Jay dropped a pretty solid verse, alotta tough/hard hitting punches, but his wording killed afew. i felt as if a few culd've been executed more harsh. Qualm dropped a pretty nice verse, some played shit, and sum shit that was jus wack, but some NIce punches aswell. hit pretty hard, and wording seemed to be on point in places.

Quotables:

I spit sick
wit thick
equipped to rip retarded fakery
disses crack a head so bad spit and lay have started hatin me
I’m hotter than u. dude is booty. u’re the lesser here
Q ‘n A** go hand ‘n hand better than a questionnaire
ya closet lifestyle’ll save me dough tho when I use u for the better
as much as u get mushroom stamped I can use u for some letters

Vs

a sure fire path to the champ match is probably with this chump'll see
ppl may say I lay down on this one but either way I'm winning
comfortably Rippin on you is easy.. from the word go this guy was floored
& when it's over Amy Whinehouse'll walk in a straighter line than your spinal cord

Automatic vs BTK

Not a bad battle at all. BTK dropped a pretty solid verse, with only a few misses. Then Auto comes and drops a verse, with a few misses. Both had 2 punches i wasn't feelin, but i feel auto came with more fire, and more haymakers. Good Shit.

Quotables:

So ugly it’s dead...a good sex-life ain’t ever jumpin off for you...
In fact, your future bitch just lifted her head...from a puddle of drool.
Jump into the racist pool, givin 2 cents, when from you, we want nothin...
I shoulda banned you too...so you can finally be included in somethin.
Disgustin...how any crowd’ll do...anything to fit in and that brings laughter...
Cuz bitch, ya gotta need for acceptance, your asshole’s been taking after.

Vs

i know ur scared of me born.. yaaa, i heard a bit
i'm leavin ya face so white daz and his friends'll bag it up and murda
it u strike me as a middle aged pedo, starin at kiddys in diners
in college he didn't pick a major.. but he touched on a bunch of minors
my concepts are outta this league. riddle me this, clown
if born shouts out to all his fans.. would he still make a sound?

Advisory vs Warming

Pretty decent shorter battle here, I thought Advisory had a solid line or two, but Warming was a little bit more effective with his lines I thought. Spitballs line probably has been done, just havent seen it for a bit, and read nice. Pretty cool read.

Quotables:

i'll shit on this whelp, i'm straight up ripping his health
maybe you could pele to win but otherwise keep kicking yourself
don't try to downplay it, ain't a chance you can beat me
i hope you're hearing yourself cuz bitch you'd be turned-off completely
you're a dickrider, i'm beastly, you're just taken with dudes
been on spitballs so long he'll give you straws and paper to use

vs

this bitch tuff ? well $pit put him down easy, but i aint burstin ya smile
don't feel bad you lost to $pit... chrit just aint wrote a verse in a while
YOU made RB ya new home, then adapted quick to the changes though
n set chalk board default.. cuz the board reminds you of ya previous homes

Kenny The G vs J.Hens

damn, this was a good battle. Kenny is actually improving alot every week. if would suck for him to lose this, and get booted, he is a great addition to the league. got that rookie spark that coop had. but i got Hens winnin this on consistancy.

Quotables:

...ya words are in sync with your actions J & never depart it
your drops blow and finish the job that your mouth initially started
i dont bang for the sport, fuck a clay disc and a shotty
after 30 minutes of sex i'm skeet shooting all over your moms body
stick to recycling, you're futile attempts at fresh are never good
but give hens a concept & heelflip it faster than tony hawk ever could

vs

I'll be takin' that with humor, quit fakin' with the rumors.
I KNOW he's exceptional.
.. must be why it took him an entire career just to make it out of Junior.
You ain't shit. I don't care what cats say about your writin' ability.
If he's the Spark the league needs, it hit a trail of gas leadin' to the sites credibility.
You ain't good enough, get a job if you plan to envelop the bills.
Kids got so many 'negative shots' photographers gave up tryin to develop ur skills.
Popular with the females? Nah, you can't shake the slickness boy.
Some consider you a doll, I just remember Ken as the fake and dickless toy.

H.W. Title $pitacular vs Lay Doubt.

Not much to say here, this was a Hoe-show , but me and Lay are cool, so I won’t talk shit about him. $pit did something lay didn’t, and he showed. He dropped a pretty nice verse, had a lot of the readers really feeling it. I read it and thought it was nice aswell. Will most likely get VOTW.

Philly vs Schizmatic

Another Hoe-show match here. Philly showed up, and Schiz didn’t. Simply cuz he is a scared little pussy bitch. Philly seems to be putting fear in his competition these past two weeks he been back. IDK. But yet another noshow that made the league this week weaker. OR maybe it was better he noshowed, cuz him dropping a verse would’ve been just as bad, if not worse.

Meters vs Fathom

Another Hoe-show. Meters was around, Fathom (Mr.Q), and older pussy, did not show. He was never really good, honestly.

Coop vs Daz

All the shit that Coop talked about noshowing, and he goes and Hoe-shows. Listen bitch, what ever credibility you’ve gained, its loss now. Hoe-showing will not be tolerated, by you either. Or in your words, Coop Bitchassness. w/e. don’t sign back in til’ your ready to show week in and out.

Horud Sky’s vs Area51

Another Hoe-show. Yea its getting pretty bad now. Area51 is just another one of those vets that thinks by his name being in the league, that makes it dope, he doesn’t have to show. NO YOUR WRONG BITCH. You do have to show, or don’t sign in. Don’t be like Defcon, that shits gay.

[Lo0se CaNNoN]

-Verse of The Week-

Ok. Yo Lay they can't stop me from smashing you. Sorry.





ya overrated.. bitch quit thinkin you're not soft I'm comin to nail ya face
cuz ya ego warrants an asswhoopin that'd pull cops off the Caylee case
afraid we laugh about you. all paranoid when we ain't hatin you at all
no ones dissin that you're white. we just said ya caucasian cuz it's small
Your scripts a waste. I'm the king of RB n' Ryan.. ya shits disgraced
been under my thumb so long when you get arrested they have to print ya face
bitch lighten up.. always trippin over what kids are talking about fakin
dog you're throwin fits so much, you must be walkin around naked
what a joke.. had to poke at ya weakness peep this get left with a crushed spine
n' yo... you don't have to leave the site. leavin mine'll be just fine
fuck ya potential.. honestly ya mental. n' shitty hoe you're dying
yeah you can tear it up.. I still won't have no pity for your crying
I'm harder. my hits are more directed. the best swag we've both perfected
the only reason you'll outwrite me is cuz my left jab is so effective
you're not the same.. coulda been dope once but now you'll never be hard
It's like you've been off your game forever n' can't find your memory card
what's all the hate for faggot? Shh. I don't think I can take more braggin
cuz bitch I'm as real as they come, while you're more like a fake orgasm
you ain't creative. flippin 'you suck' punches?! don't be steppin to parents
Eric signed out.. but there's still someone in LLL that's reppin Generic
Immature fuck.. you ain't hard at all why you tryin to act heinous
when it's obvious that you'll only grow up, at the sight of mans anus
look I'm trying to serve with some help.. homie I'm good for your health
cuz after this ass beating, you'll actually hate me worse than yourself
dominate your thoughts.. that's why you gettin killed n' bucked fast
n' after I get in ya brain, I send your girl home with a milk moustache
I'm backin my spot.. Best in the league lets get it crackin you soft
n' I'ma kick off football season, with you all hunched over grabbin ya crotch
Fuck -2 for posting late. cuz you'll be losing I ain't foolin I don't care
of course I gave you an extension.. after this loss you'll be pullin out ya hair



30. Good luck my friend

Good shit, once again, another Victory, and another VOTW.

[Lo0se CaNNoN]

-Battle of the Week-

I'll be takin' that with humor, quit fakin' with the rumors.
I KNOW he's exceptional.
.. must be why it took him an entire career just to make it out of Junior.
I can't drop a no show verse? but you hope that I will decline.
Shit, at least I know I can half ass, be rusty, not vote n' I'll STILL be fine.
1-2? You're on a nosedive, I don't feel like you're style is gaining.
If G's force knocked me off my seat, I musta passed the first stage of pilot training.
I hate to derail your future, n' it's not that I'm hating your rappin'.
If you put all ya money on the track, no wonder it's a train wreck waiting to happen.
You ain't shit. I don't care what cats say about your writin' ability.
If he's the Spark the league needs, it hit a trail of gas leadin' to the sites credibility.
You ain't good enough, get a job if you plan to envelop the bills.
Kids got so many 'negative shots' photographers gave up tryin to develop ur skills.
You DON'T own a gun. n' to be a killer, you have to start fast.
Besides, your Quickdraw ability wasn't even good enough to pass your art class.
If we go by generation's it can help us both uncover this segment.
I'm not a baby-boomer, but I fuckin wish u exploded when ur mother was pregnant.
With Olympics in the rear view, your heart resists the pace.
I'll leave you walkin so staggered, officials can use you to start a distance race.
Popular with the females? Nah, you can't shake the slickness boy.
Some consider you a doll, I just remember Ken as the fake and dickless toy.

Vs

...at least you keep it real..

...ya words are in sync with your actions J & never depart it
your drops blow and finish the job that your mouth initially started
you should be polished by now, what happened?, my verses are 10s
yours' are refined..cited and jailed for being wack once again
i dont bang for the sport, fuck a clay disc and a shotty
after 30 minutes of sex i'm skeet shooting all over your moms body
& when it comes to your taste in women just take a look at your lover
she's a fox, and i didnt even KNOW Jamie had an older brother
I damage using aggression, how're u at an advantage's the question
well you'll get a leg up, after a few months of therapy sessions
stick to recycling, you're futile attempts at fresh are never good
but give hens a concept & heelflip it faster than tony hawk ever could
im quick to donate to a cause, you'll find out as soon as u meet me
be glad im just chipping in and not knocking out your tooth completly
i expect this to go the distance, your endurance is high as shit
because all you do is take other peoples style and run with it
i'll pummel you whiteboy 'til my hands hurt,
just to black your eyes so spit n lay cant cry about a double standard

Nice battle here, You two deserved it, as you both slugged it out. Good shit from both of you here. It sucks that Kenny got booted, but the show must go on.

[Lo0se CaNNoN]

-Worst Verse of the Week-

Yea I was too late when I ripped Generi¢
The truth is "I was under a minute man", said Q's hoe when in missionary
This is s¢ary, okay he left? it'd be useful to send em ba¢k
Cause those ¢on¢epts were more ass than a room full of demo¢rats
Mass depression after this battle, u talented w/ this shit Q
Stopping the drive of everyone... when the ambulan¢e ¢omes to get you
But really I aint gone ignore the man...
I'll kno¢k his s¢rews loose, along w/ all the hinges to his adooring fans
And dude u really need to talk to ur women.
She gives me love that rivals Stevie vs Ray Charles in mario tennis
Too short to box in the pen, u'll get embarassed & beat to weird designs
Then let those in the ¢el¢ius if u think ur ferenheit
So tell the truth, ¢ause if you ¢ant then i'll be ¢lumsy w/ the knife
To spill ur guts, drop ur frame & then fumble wit ur life
This nigga thinks that he's as good as me?
No offense but Daz stupider than Spit made him look last week
You won't last long when hard weeks happen
Ur fast food thinkin wendy's vets text u measure up to RB's talent
And really I don't have to grip the gat
Think u gangsta then I'll drop a G in this text league ¢ause ItzARap

Rlly the worse verse of the week. Nothing rlly good in here, and nothing was quotable worthy in my opinion. I think u even went out on a limb and dissed Daz. Maybe I just didn’t get it, but you were battling Q, so no.

[Lo0se CaNNoN]

-Top Punches-
no order


when my verse stomps yours, just take it like a man and admit you suck
Its not worth a nervous breakdown...
...Voters will tell you quite calmly that it was wack as fuck
Q vs Savior Self

I researched ya name. roflz. lemme tell you friend
Muff's also an Irish village. with not enough clovers to help u win
and judging by the votes. bitch ur the squarest in
I'll put my Biden and make everything from Muff Palin comparison
Deon vs Muffy

I just came back from gustav.. n i'm happy looters werent takin shit
But the gale force winds fromya missed punches'll make me evacuate again
Muffy vs Deon

I spit sick
wit thick
equipped to rip retarded fakery
disses crack a head so bad spit and lay have started hatin me
ya closet lifestyle’ll save me dough tho when I use u for the better
as much as u get mushroom stamped I can use u for some letters
Jay Walker vs Qualm

a sure fire path to the champ match is probably with this chump'll see
ppl may say I lay down on this one but either way I'm winning comfortably
Qualm vs Jay Walker

Disgustin...how any crowd’ll do...anything to fit in and that brings laughter...
Cuz bitch, ya gotta need for acceptance, your asshole’s been taking after.
BTK vs Automatic

i know ur scared of me born.. yaaa, i heard a bit
i'm leavin ya face so white daz and his friends'll bag it up and murda
it u strike me as a middle aged pedo, starin at kiddys in diners
in college he didn't pick a major.. but he touched on a bunch of minors
Automatic vs BTK

you're a dickrider, i'm beastly, you're just taken with dudes
been on spitballs so long he'll give you straws and paper to use
Warming vs Advisory

this bitch tuff ? well $pit put him down easy, but i aint burstin ya smile
don't feel bad you lost to $pit... chrit just aint wrote a verse in a while
Advisory vs Warming

stick to recycling, you're futile attempts at fresh are never good
but give hens a concept & heelflip it faster than tony hawk ever could
Kenny vs J.Hens

You ain't good enough, get a job if you plan to envelop the bills.
Kids got so many 'negative shots' photographers gave up tryin to develop ur skills.
Popular with the females? Nah, you can't shake the slickness boy.
Some consider you a doll, I just remember Ken as the fake and dickless toy.
J.Hens vs Kenny

[Lo0se CaNNoN]

-Top 10-
no explanations

10. Blue Bayou

9. Daz

8. Qualm

7. Father Muff

6. Automatic

5. Lay Doubt

4. J.Hens

3. Jay Walker

2. HotdogVendorMan

1. $pit

[Lo0se CaNNoN]

-Predictions-


HW Title: $pitsacular vs. Jay Walker

Contendors: ..?.. vs. Father Muff

Lay Doubt vs. Vaskez
This will be an exceptional match either way if both drop up to the hype leading to this.

Daz vs. Qualm

J.Hens. vs. Wordz AhGod

Automatic vs. Generic Eric

Meters vs. Allen Knight

Savior Self vs. Cry

Advisory vs. Cover

Horud Skys vs. Warming

HotDogVendorMan vs. Ironside

[Lo0se CaNNoN]

-Outro-

Alright, all in all, the noshows killed this week. The dudes that did show, showed pretty good. Alotta nice matchups, and alot of dudes that stepped it up and impressed the voters. Some more then others, but none the less, nice showing from those that weren't too pussy to show. Good shit. All i can say is if u didn't show last week and your in a do or die, show up now. And for the new sign in's, don't noshow or i'll KILL YOUR MOM. Everyone, its gettin close to playoffs, so go 100%. Shock everyone, and give us something to look forward too. Pz Out.

[Lo0se CaNNoN]

alright, its done.

[Attack of the Muff]

dude why the fux are the power rankings exactly what kenny said last week? u didnt update shit..u str8 copied n pasted

like the shit doesnt change week from week

...pfft

and the comments on the match u took from the actual battles themeselves when u voted?


...pfft


whatever

id rather lick chrit's balls than call this a mag


there was like no subjectiveness.. all old shit ive seen in the battle threads or..umm KENNYS MAG

[Lo0se CaNNoN]

i don't give a fuck what you'd rather do. don't read it then. and how is it the same ?? i moved you back. so stfu and hop off my dick. fuckin pussy ass.

[Attack of the Muff]

nigga no u didnt .. i was 7th then
beat meters last week handily

exactly what kenny said stop biting his mag

[Warming]

harsh words from muffy

but a mag is a mag is a mag

kinda odd to have muffy 5 spots behind deon despite him winning the battle, i mean your opinion is one thing, thinking that he shouldn't have won the battle but it's certainly slightly mind-boggling cuz it was a close match at the minimum

[Lo0se CaNNoN]

oh, thought u was 6th.