DO OR DIE: J.Hens (3) vs. Wordz AhGod (0)

[Vaskez]

Make sure you've read the rules as they will be enforced.

Checkin due Wed 23.59 EST (late/no checkin = -2 votes)
Verses due Fri 23.59 EST (lateness = -2 votes even if your opponent agrees the extension)

Line limit: 10 MIN, 20 MAX

Must vote on FIVE battles (we will check that they are proper votes: -2 votes per missing vote)

Voters: if this battle is season 9 classic worthy, nominate it in the correct thread in the office. Also keep an eye out for dope punches for the highlight reel, thanks.

This is a do or die match: the loser is booted for 1 week (+ queuing time to get back in)

all other rules linked above

[Wordz AhGod.]

check. some do or die lol. 10 - 16.

[J.Hens.]

word, sounds good

[J.Hens.]

It's not a puzzle why I'm first, my skill dwells from within.
So when you see me crosswords, It's just to help me spell out the win.
I got the drive see, at high speed, I'll lift out my weapon.
It's like you're ready to break.. the way I'll make you shift down to 2nd.
Go up a forum. fuck made u think u could advance queer.
Mr. '' I just dropped 30 in Junior, cuz I knewww I didn't have a chance here''.
Murder this newb, leave him hacking for stronger breaths.
I'll splatter this Jr. on the wall like Dale Earnhardt reenacting his fathers death.
Writing is therapeutic, but still, I wouldn't bet on this stranger.
I use Wordz to express how I feel.. and his face is great when I wanna let out my anger.


pz

[Vaskez]

I got PM'd this for his verse during the night when I was asleep, so lol dunno why it wasnt just posted. Anyway, it's up to Hens if he lets the battle go on with -2 votes for wordz

I got PM'd like a 20 line verse but hens only went 10 so yeah I didnt read it just posted the first 10, not my problem, he shoulda posted himself

Hens hates Wayne, refuses to sirp sip and pill pop. To him, its just a forsaken problem.
So don’t be surprised if he’s totally against ‘This Club’…shortly after I brake it on em.
And with a record like yours, its no News that mods everywhere wanna treat you heavenly.
But damn it, if Dohpe’s his only anchor, Hens might wanna reach out to Ron Burgundy.
Im pimpin your mother and you know why. That slut had better get with more guys.
‘Coz if I backswing and yell foooouuuurrr!!!!
….Thats the last time I explain how much the bitch is short by.
With these special girls at your feet and mods giving you these cool offers.
Its safe to say John’ll face a challenge…then kiss and whipe the drool off her.
Ugly bastid’, you could ask any hoe how long before they display me the thongs.
‘Coz Do or die’s not just our match. Its the only way a girl would lay with john.

[J.Hens.]

yea i don't really care, it seems pointless at 8pm on a Saturday though.

[J.Hens.]

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...ic-377203.html
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...vs-377198.html
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...rs-377204.html
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...or-377202.html
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...vs-377200.html

[Deon]

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It's not a puzzle why I'm first, my skill dwells from within.
So when you see me crosswords, It's just to help me spell out the win.

coo

I got the drive see, at high speed, I'll lift out my weapon.
It's like you're ready to break.. the way I'll make you shift down to 2nd.

heh

Go up a forum. fuck made u think u could advance queer.
Mr. '' I just dropped 30 in Junior, cuz I knewww I didn't have a chance here''.

eh

Murder this newb, leave him hacking for stronger breaths.
I'll splatter this Jr. on the wall like Dale Earnhardt reenacting his fathers death.

nice

Writing is therapeutic, but still, I wouldn't bet on this stranger.
I use Wordz to express how I feel.. and his face is great when I wanna let out my anger.


nice close

pretty consistent for 10. liked the closer and jr line most. pretty solid np's

vs




Hens hates Wayne, refuses to sirp sip and pill pop. To him, its just a forsaken problem.
So don’t be surprised if he’s totally against ‘This Club’…shortly after I brake it on em.

nah. wasnt direct enough. over worded too

And with a record like yours, its no News that mods everywhere wanna treat you heavenly.
But damn it, if Dohpe’s his only anchor, Hens might wanna reach out to Ron Burgundy.

burgundy and heavenly dont rhyme. punch wasnt too bad. seen a anchor/burgundy flip. but not many so its coo.


Im pimpin your mother and you know why. That slut had better get with more guys.
‘Coz if I backswing and yell foooouuuurrr!!!!
….Thats the last time I explain how much the bitch is short by.

lol. this made me laugh. it wasnt that hard. but the idea was creative

With these special girls at your feet and mods giving you these cool offers.
Its safe to say John’ll face a challenge…then kiss and whipe the drool off her.

nice

Ugly bastid’, you could ask any hoe how long before they display me the thongs.
‘Coz Do or die’s not just our match. Its the only way a girl would lay with john.

ok

pretty solid verse. a bit wordy with the setups. some other small wording issues but overall not bad.

smooth battle, but hens was more direct with the lines, made cleaner hits and was just more entertaining
v/hens

[Lo0se CaNNoN]

It's not a puzzle why I'm first, my skill dwells from within.
So when you see me crosswords, It's just to help me spell out the win.
lol, decent
I got the drive see, at high speed, I'll lift out my weapon.
It's like you're ready to break.. the way I'll make you shift down to 2nd.
nice.
Go up a forum. fuck made u think u could advance queer.
Mr. '' I just dropped 30 in Junior, cuz I knewww I didn't have a chance here''.
lol, seemed corny in a way, but funny
Murder this newb, leave him hacking for stronger breaths.
I'll splatter this Jr. on the wall like Dale Earnhardt reenacting his fathers death.
lol, nice
Writing is therapeutic, but still, I wouldn't bet on this stranger.
I use Wordz to express how I feel.. and his face is great when I wanna let out my anger.
aha, nice

vs

Hens hates Wayne, refuses to sirp sip and pill pop. To him, its just a forsaken problem.
So don’t be surprised if he’s totally against ‘This Club’…shortly after I brake it on em.
ehh.. weak opener
And with a record like yours, its no News that mods everywhere wanna treat you heavenly.
But damn it, if Dohpe’s his only anchor, Hens might wanna reach out to Ron Burgundy.
worded corny, culd be a cool concept
Im pimpin your mother and you know why. That slut had better get with more guys.
‘Coz if I backswing and yell foooouuuurrr!!!!
….Thats the last time I explain how much the bitch is short by.
lol, corny wording, but jus enuff harshness to make it least bit effective
With these special girls at your feet and mods giving you these cool offers.
Its safe to say John’ll face a challenge…then kiss and whipe the drool off her.
aha, decent
Ugly bastid’, you could ask any hoe how long before they display me the thongs.
‘Coz Do or die’s not just our match. Its the only way a girl would lay with john.
cool closer

This was a decent battle. Wordz has got the potential, but the wording seemed to be an issue here. some cool concepts, but worded them corny, to make them not hit hard. Hens came out with his usual humor, and it picked up the W imo.

v/ Hens

[FUNΞRΔL PR∅]

Hens hates Wayne, refuses to sirp sip and pill pop. To him, its just a forsaken problem.
So don’t be surprised if he’s totally against ‘This Club’…shortly after I brake it on em.
^eh.seen club concepts alot..
And with a record like yours, its no News that mods everywhere wanna treat you heavenly.
But damn it, if Dohpe’s his only anchor, Hens might wanna reach out to Ron Burgundy.
^i dunno.. dont see the actual punch.. like its not effective
Im pimpin your mother and you know why. That slut had better get with more guys.
‘Coz if I backswing and yell foooouuuurrr!!!!
….Thats the last time I explain how much the bitch is short by.
^lol.. corny.. but i sorta smirkd
With these special girls at your feet and mods giving you these cool offers.
Its safe to say John’ll face a challenge…then kiss and whipe the drool off her.
^lol..face a concepts are played.. but this was cool.
Ugly bastid’, you could ask any hoe how long before they display me the thongs.
‘Coz Do or die’s not just our match. Its the only way a girl would lay with john.
^eh.. u couldve been harsher like say they still wouldnt lay with john..

vs.

It's not a puzzle why I'm first, my skill dwells from within.
So when you see me crosswords, It's just to help me spell out the win.
^okay..
I got the drive see, at high speed, I'll lift out my weapon.
It's like you're ready to break.. the way I'll make you shift down to 2nd.
^eh.
Go up a forum. fuck made u think u could advance queer.
Mr. '' I just dropped 30 in Junior, cuz I knewww I didn't have a chance here''.
^aight..
Murder this newb, leave him hacking for stronger breaths.
I'll splatter this Jr. on the wall like Dale Earnhardt reenacting his fathers death.
^eh.. didnt really like this..
Writing is therapeutic, but still, I wouldn't bet on this stranger.
I use Wordz to express how I feel.. and his face is great when I wanna let out my anger.
^lol..good.

overall/-sorta evenly on quotables.. but hens is just more polished an the closer was nicer than anything in the whole battle..decent drops here.

v/-j.hens

[Automatic.]

It's not a puzzle why I'm first, my skill dwells from within.
So when you see me crosswords, It's just to help me spell out the win.
Writing is therapeutic, but still, I wouldn't bet on this stranger.
I use Wordz to express how I feel.. and his face is great when I wanna let out my anger.

vs

Im pimpin your mother and you know why. That slut had better get with more guys.
‘Coz if I backswing and yell foooouuuurrr!!!!
….Thats the last time I explain how much the bitch is short by.

hens won this one. i wasn't feeling much of wordz besides the one i quoted. it was pretty funny though. hens had a pretty nice verse. soo ya, he won it fa sho.

v/ hens

[Cody Nash]

It's not a puzzle why I'm first, my skill dwells from within.
So when you see me crosswords, It's just to help me spell out the win.
lol, liked it...
I got the drive see, at high speed, I'll lift out my weapon.
It's like you're ready to break.. the way I'll make you shift down to 2nd.
aiight...
Go up a forum. fuck made u think u could advance queer.
Mr. '' I just dropped 30 in Junior, cuz I knewww I didn't have a chance here''.
okay...
Murder this newb, leave him hacking for stronger breaths.
I'll splatter this Jr. on the wall like Dale Earnhardt reenacting his fathers death.
damn, lol... fucked up...
Writing is therapeutic, but still, I wouldn't bet on this stranger.
I use Wordz to express how I feel.. and his face is great when I wanna let out my anger.
aiight, lol...


vs


Hens hates Wayne, refuses to sirp sip and pill pop. To him, its just a forsaken problem.
So don’t be surprised if he’s totally against ‘This Club’…shortly after I brake it on em.
eh...
And with a record like yours, its no News that mods everywhere wanna treat you heavenly.
But damn it, if Dohpe’s his only anchor, Hens might wanna reach out to Ron Burgundy.
it was okay..
Im pimpin your mother and you know why. That slut had better get with more guys.
‘Coz if I backswing and yell foooouuuurrr!!!!
….Thats the last time I explain how much the bitch is short by.
heh, coo...
With these special girls at your feet and mods giving you these cool offers.
Its safe to say John’ll face a challenge…then kiss and whipe the drool off her.
coo...
Ugly bastid’, you could ask any hoe how long before they display me the thongs.
‘Coz Do or die’s not just our match. Its the only way a girl would lay with john.
aiight I guess...



Hens took it... comfortably. but it was still an entertaining match.



vote John

[Daz]

It's not a puzzle why I'm first, my skill dwells from within.
So when you see me crosswords, It's just to help me spell out the win.
Murder this newb, leave him hacking for stronger breaths.
I'll splatter this Jr. on the wall like Dale Earnhardt reenacting his fathers death.
Writing is therapeutic, but still, I wouldn't bet on this stranger.
I use Wordz to express how I feel.. and his face is great when I wanna let out my anger.

vs

Im pimpin your mother and you know why. That slut had better get with more guys.
‘Coz if I backswing and yell foooouuuurrr!!!!
….Thats the last time I explain how much the bitch is short by.

blah. wasn't much to see in words' verse. i got hens taking this.

V/ hens.

[Wordz AhGod.]

in all honesty I apologize to Hensley for not putting anything worth your time down but I honestly had NO time to do so because was Cali visiting my wife and kid and I had to go back to japan that week. I'll come way better next time.

[Vaskez]

wordz didnt vote, hens wins 6 to -12 by KO +4
wordz -1 and out for a week