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    HotdogVendorMan (3) vs. Kenny the G (3)

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    Re: HotdogVendorMan (3) vs. Kenny the G (3)

    16 lines will work just fine, young competitor.



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    Re: HotdogVendorMan (3) vs. Kenny the G (3)

    hotdogvendorman....

    you're soft as fluff w/o muffy to lean on, this aint a duel, my depths heavy
    so i wont bother calling you out deon..you'll come out the closet when ready
    your ego's undeserved & i'll prove it, this ex-junior head'll son you
    go 'head n say im neuter rap & i'll prove it by taking ya manhood from you
    for a vet you're mad undeveloped, as far as your text goes
    it's a work in progress that'd make illegals fence-jump BACK to mexico
    all's fair in love and war, i'll seed ya girl & make you support the sprout
    i'm like russia in a sense, because neither of us ever planned on pulling out
    you can frown & pout but im still leaving your brain matter sprawled
    keep the mounting piece, i dont need it to leave HDs stuck to the walls
    i'll try to make it quick & painless, be happy that Kenny's a fast slayer
    your death'll make for interesting media the way you'll die in a flash, player
    it figures you'd call yourself hotdog, your eating habit's out of control
    eddie murphy hasnt done a flick that could match your stomachs mutliple rolls
    truely you're a snooze, moving the crowd?, you can depress & bore at will
    brewerys will take notes on how you've learned to make any spirit sit distill


    .....you are NOT the father. of your own style.[/maury]
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    Re: HotdogVendorMan (3) vs. Kenny the G (3)

    back to the development league you go...

    noones scared of ya act, so Ken prepare for the facts
    fuck the talent pool, ur running through the sprinklers of terribly wack
    kid smarten up, i'll mothafucking pound this guy
    u look like ya full of swell ideas, after i hit ya jaw, mouth n' eyes
    n' ya girls a firecracker, everytime i go in her walls
    she swear my pipebomb while sex wit u aint explosive at all
    so how you gon manage sir, the way i damage herbs?
    remotely talented? nigga still hits help n' info before he channel surfs
    I hit wayy harder, yeah i believe you felt it
    punchs splashing KG face like he won another championship wit the Celtics
    LLL's for the tops, so quit tryna pretend dude
    the flamethrower gon have this head from Jr Bacon like the Wendys menu
    plus i'll wack his entire household jus to kill this goof
    havem starring in Nickelodeons...
    ..'My Family's Got Guts'..on the floor, walls n' ceiling too
    so move with ya style, i never seen such a non threat
    got dealerships boostn fog light specs to help u steer them blurry concepts

    pzz



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    Re: HotdogVendorMan (3) vs. Kenny the G (3)

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    Re: HotdogVendorMan (3) vs. Kenny the G (3)

    you're soft as fluff w/o muffy to lean on, this aint a duel, my depths heavy
    so i wont bother calling you out deon..you'll come out the closet when ready
    (flow kinda choppy, cool though)
    your ego's undeserved & i'll prove it, this ex-junior head'll son you
    go 'head n say im neuter rap & i'll prove it by taking ya manhood from you
    ( dunno kinda a stretch)
    for a vet you're mad undeveloped, as far as your text goes
    it's a work in progress that'd make illegals fence-jump BACK to mexico
    (heh, this was fresh)
    all's fair in love and war, i'll seed ya girl & make you support the sprout
    i'm like russia in a sense, because neither of us ever planned on pulling out
    (nah.)
    you can frown & pout but im still leaving your brain matter sprawled
    keep the mounting piece, i dont need it to leave HDs stuck to the walls
    (eh, ok)
    i'll try to make it quick & painless, be happy that Kenny's a fast slayer
    your death'll make for interesting media the way you'll die in a flash, player
    (nah)
    it figures you'd call yourself hotdog, your eating habit's out of control
    eddie murphy hasnt done a flick that could match your stomachs mutliple rolls
    (heh, this is funny to me)
    truely you're a snooze, moving the crowd?, you can depress & bore at will
    brewerys will take notes on how you've learned to make any spirit sit distill
    (decent flip)

    vs

    noones scared of ya act, so Ken prepare for the facts
    fuck the talent pool, ur running through the sprinklers of terribly wack
    (cool wording, ok punch)
    kid smarten up, i'll mothafucking pound this guy
    u look like ya full of swell ideas, after i hit ya jaw, mouth n' eyes
    (okay)
    n' ya girls a firecracker, everytime i go in her walls
    she swear my pipebomb while sex wit u aint explosive at all
    (heh, funny)
    so how you gon manage sir, the way i damage herbs?
    remotely talented? nigga still hits help n' info before he channel surfs
    (word, old school idea)
    I hit wayy harder, yeah i believe you felt it
    punchs splashing KG face like he won another championship wit the Celtics
    (heh)
    LLL's for the tops, so quit tryna pretend dude
    the flamethrower gon have this head from Jr Bacon like the Wendys menu
    (hah, cool shit)
    plus i'll wack his entire household jus to kill this goof
    havem starring in Nickelodeons...
    ..'My Family's Got Guts'..on the floor, walls n' ceiling too
    (okay)
    so move with ya style, i never seen such a non threat
    got dealerships boostn fog light specs to help u steer them blurry concepts
    (heh, fresh)

    nice battle, some unique shit here - actually enjoyed the read. i got Deon on this though

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    Re: HotdogVendorMan (3) vs. Kenny the G (3)

    you're soft as fluff w/o muffy to lean on, this aint a duel, my depths heavy
    so i wont bother calling you out deon..you'll come out the closet when ready
    [aight flip]
    your ego's undeserved & i'll prove it, this ex-junior head'll son you
    go 'head n say im neuter rap & i'll prove it by taking ya manhood from you
    [creative but kind of off]
    for a vet you're mad undeveloped, as far as your text goes
    it's a work in progress that'd make illegals fence-jump BACK to mexico
    [not bad]
    all's fair in love and war, i'll seed ya girl & make you support the sprout
    i'm like russia in a sense, because neither of us ever planned on pulling out
    [nah..]
    you can frown & pout but im still leaving your brain matter sprawled
    keep the mounting piece, i dont need it to leave HDs stuck to the walls
    [iffy wording, plus initials based punchs are weak]
    i'll try to make it quick & painless, be happy that Kenny's a fast slayer
    your death'll make for interesting media the way you'll die in a flash, player
    [iight almost]
    it figures you'd call yourself hotdog, your eating habit's out of control
    eddie murphy hasnt done a flick that could match your stomachs mutliple rolls
    [ehh... don't get the reference]
    truely you're a snooze, moving the crowd?, you can depress & bore at will
    brewerys will take notes on how you've learned to make any spirit sit distill
    [ehh.. this didn't come together to me.. maybe when i look at it again later it will make more sense]

    vs

    noones scared of ya act, so Ken prepare for the facts
    fuck the talent pool, ur running through the sprinklers of terribly wack
    [creative opener, not bad]
    kid smarten up, i'll mothafucking pound this guy
    u look like ya full of swell ideas, after i hit ya jaw, mouth n' eyes
    [aight flip]
    n' ya girls a firecracker, everytime i go in her walls
    she swear my pipebomb while sex wit u aint explosive at all
    [good]
    so how you gon manage sir, the way i damage herbs?
    remotely talented? nigga still hits help n' info before he channel surfs
    [iight]
    I hit wayy harder, yeah i believe you felt it
    punchs splashing KG face like he won another championship wit the Celtics
    [good]
    LLL's for the tops, so quit tryna pretend dude
    the flamethrower gon have this head from Jr Bacon like the Wendys menu
    [not bad]
    plus i'll wack his entire household jus to kill this goof
    havem starring in Nickelodeons...
    ..'My Family's Got Guts'..on the floor, walls n' ceiling too
    [nah..]
    so move with ya style, i never seen such a non threat
    got dealerships boostn fog light specs to help u steer them blurry concepts
    [aiight]

    deon took this one by a clear margin
    IJL

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    Re: HotdogVendorMan (3) vs. Kenny the G (3)

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    Re: HotdogVendorMan (3) vs. Kenny the G (3)

    Nice battle here, guys...good work from each...

    Kenny

    your ego's undeserved & i'll prove it, this ex-junior head'll son you
    go 'head n say im neuter rap & i'll prove it by taking ya manhood from you
    Very nice...never seen it before, not this way...
    all's fair in love and war, i'll seed ya girl & make you support the sprout
    i'm like russia in a sense, because neither of us ever planned on pulling out
    VERY creative...nice shot here...
    you can frown & pout but im still leaving your brain matter sprawled
    keep the mounting piece, i dont need it to leave HDs stuck to the walls
    Clever, not so hard, but again, creative...
    i'll try to make it quick & painless, be happy that Kenny's a fast slayer
    your death'll make for interesting media the way you'll die in a flash, player
    Eh...good, but eh...not hard...
    it figures you'd call yourself hotdog, your eating habit's out of control
    eddie murphy hasnt done a flick that could match your stomachs mutliple rolls
    And once again...clever...funny...just not so hard...again.

    VS

    Deon
    noones scared of ya act, so Ken prepare for the facts
    fuck the talent pool, ur running through the sprinklers of terribly wack
    Made me laugh...good opener...good flip on "talent pool"...
    n' ya girls a firecracker, everytime i go in her walls
    she swear my pipebomb while sex wit u aint explosive at all
    Very funny...clever, all that...
    LLL's for the tops, so quit tryna pretend dude
    the flamethrower gon have this head from Jr Bacon like the Wendys menu
    Hahahaha! Nice...
    plus i'll wack his entire household jus to kill this goof
    havem starring in Nickelodeons...
    ..'My Family's Got Guts'..on the floor, walls n' ceiling too
    Kinda didn't like the set-up, but ending was pretty cool...

    You know...I think Kenny came with the nicer stuff as far as creativity and wit...
    However, I think Deon was able to direct better and land harder.
    His stuff was not bad on the wit...pretty good...
    But his shit was "ouch"...more so than Ken's.

    Good, close battle...

    But, vote: Deon

    Peace

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    kenny
    your ego's undeserved & i'll prove it, this ex-junior head'll son you
    go 'head n say im neuter rap & i'll prove it by taking ya manhood from you
    it figures you'd call yourself hotdog, your eating habit's out of control
    eddie murphy hasnt done a flick that could match your stomachs mutliple rolls

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    noones scared of ya act, so Ken prepare for the facts
    fuck the talent pool, ur running through the sprinklers of terribly wack
    LLL's for the tops, so quit tryna pretend dude
    the flamethrower gon have this head from Jr Bacon like the Wendys menu
    ^yo.. ionno why that line sounds so funny, but its dope to me..

    vote - Deon for havin the LOTB

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    Re: HotdogVendorMan (3) vs. Kenny the G (3)

    you're soft as fluff w/o muffy to lean on, this aint a duel, my depths heavy
    so i wont bother calling you out deon..you'll come out the closet when ready
    not very hard but ok
    your ego's undeserved & i'll prove it, this ex-junior head'll son you
    go 'head n say im neuter rap & i'll prove it by taking ya manhood from you
    blah
    for a vet you're mad undeveloped, as far as your text goes
    it's a work in progress that'd make illegals fence-jump BACK to mexico
    nah..
    all's fair in love and war, i'll seed ya girl & make you support the sprout
    i'm like russia in a sense, because neither of us ever planned on pulling out
    lmfao
    you can frown & pout but im still leaving your brain matter sprawled
    keep the mounting piece, i dont need it to leave HDs stuck to the walls
    nice, seen lots of HD punches but the play was on mounting piece, worked well..
    i'll try to make it quick & painless, be happy that Kenny's a fast slayer
    your death'll make for interesting media the way you'll die in a flash, player
    again, nice.
    it figures you'd call yourself hotdog, your eating habit's out of control
    eddie murphy hasnt done a flick that could match your stomachs mutliple rolls
    damn sick rofl
    truely you're a snooze, moving the crowd?, you can depress & bore at will
    brewerys will take notes on how you've learned to make any spirit sit distill
    hmmm ok but reaching

    all in all a nice verse... definitely some fire in there

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    noones scared of ya act, so Ken prepare for the facts
    fuck the talent pool, ur running through the sprinklers of terribly wack
    Talent pool punches have been played for ages
    kid smarten up, i'll mothafucking pound this guy
    u look like ya full of swell ideas, after i hit ya jaw, mouth n' eyes
    meh play on the word swell, wasn't feeling it. woulda been better if you used "head" instead of jaw mouth and eyes since ideas come from the brain,nah sayin?
    n' ya girls a firecracker, everytime i go in her walls
    she swear my pipebomb while sex wit u aint explosive at all
    dope.
    so how you gon manage sir, the way i damage herbs?
    remotely talented? nigga still hits help n' info before he channel surfs
    ok haven't seen that 'remote' play before
    I hit wayy harder, yeah i believe you felt it
    punchs splashing KG face like he won another championship wit the Celtics
    blah
    LLL's for the tops, so quit tryna pretend dude
    the flamethrower gon have this head from Jr Bacon like the Wendys menu
    didnt care for this
    plus i'll wack his entire household jus to kill this goof
    havem starring in Nickelodeons...
    ..'My Family's Got Guts'..on the floor, walls n' ceiling too
    wack.
    so move with ya style, i never seen such a non threat
    got dealerships boostn fog light specs to help u steer them blurry concepts
    wtf is a "blurry" concept? nah..


    I got Kenny G taking this pretty easy... HD's pipebomb punch was sick as fuck, but there were alot of original ideas but they came off as childish or poorly executed... (bacon, Nickelodeons, blurry..) and the talent pool punch was just played to all hell. Kenny had a couple of haymakers in there that fucked him up, so I got Kenny swinging hard and taking this one (that multiple rolls punch was easily top 3 this week from what Ive seen)

    v/ Kenny G

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    Re: HotdogVendorMan (3) vs. Kenny the G (3)

    i'll try to make it quick & painless, be happy that Kenny's a fast slayer
    your death'll make for interesting media the way you'll die in a flash, player
    it figures you'd call yourself hotdog, your eating habit's out of control
    eddie murphy hasnt done a flick that could match your stomachs mutliple rolls


    you finished strong man.. eddie murphy was iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllll.


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    kid smarten up, i'll mothafucking pound this guy
    u look like ya full of swell ideas, after i hit ya jaw, mouth n' eyes
    n' ya girls a firecracker, everytime i go in her walls
    she swear my pipebomb while sex wit u aint explosive at all
    so how you gon manage sir, the way i damage herbs?
    remotely talented? nigga still hits help n' info before he channel surfs

    so KG ended pretty strong, and Deon started pretty strong... a little stronger overall too. close battle though, and a better read of the week.

    vote HDVM
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