Aight…well…
I’m bored. I’m high…and the big boss is absent today…so…
This week in review…from the elder’s outlook…
1) Coop vs. Medichi
Medichi no showed…Coop dropped crap and won.
Not much of a story to tell. Nothing to judge.
Boring.
2) Entrance Match: Keyword vs. Inhuman
Well…right off the bat, Keyword “bounces to a party”…
And needs an extension. In an Entrance Match. WTF?
Shit like that pisses me off. I know it’s the net, some league of cats you’ll never see and don’t give two shits about. But fuck, man. Would you call a job interview and tell em you gotta do other shit first? You’re running late. No…you’d show the fuck up on-time. An entrance match is like a job interview, fool! You need to be on time, impress, make a good initial showing of yourself.
Whatever.
Keyword cops 3 votes to only 1 of Inhuman’s…however, some cat called Apex, who isn’t a legit voter in this league…keeps fuckin voting and throwing confusion into the tallies. Why? I dunno…he has nothing better to do? He’s trying to show he’s “got what it takes”, “knows his shit”? Again, whatever. Do that shit in Jr., please. Thanks!
Being late, getting penalized for it, costs Key the match…
Interesting note: all three of Key’s votes came from either very new cats to LLL or relatively new cats to LLL. The one vet that voted, a former LLL Season Winning Champ…went the other way. Wasn’t at all impressed with Keyword’s shit…and, in my opinion…I agree with him. Here’s why…
Inhuman
don't you get it dumbass? ur the epitamy of what RB hates
keyboard the ladies, so when he Enter's they Escape
you've got no allies on your side, so you'll get jumped like its checkers
plus you always reapeat yourself, not to mention your broken record
how could you be at the top? bitch you're always fallin over
key's lines prove hes a man of his word...^and all the voters'Originally Posted by Keyword
it wasn't that great
see key's never been big on measurements, he's smaller than a border
but i fucked his gallon enjoyed it, for a measley little quarter
Good wit on the “keyboard” diss…though they’ve been done before…a lot…
Still, nice shit…tight wordplay on the broken record/repeating…again, witty double meaning. Nice way to pick apart a quote of his. And nice wordplay again on “gallon”/”gal and”…
Keyword
see I thought LLL couldn't get any worst, but I look at my battle and then
I think to myself: god, what a waste...that they put me up against
like weezy said, I'm a martian...checc my swag I know you hate it
you're inhuman?
okay, so when they ask where your dead body is I'll say an alienated
don't need no band, bitch I'm the man do I need to spell it out loud?
'cuz your fans wouldn't throw up their hands even if you held up the crowd
this internet got me fucced up and confused...its time to stop the shit
in real life its normal to see a human being sicc, but on RB its the opposite
and pussy for him is an issue and yes...I do say this to diss you
'cuz if a girl tells him to beat it...they're referring to the egg in his shoe
need a tissue? winnin' this battle, you have a better chance in a fist fight
'cuz you're whac, if LLL gave you a thumbs up its to help you hitch hike
bitch, dyke...I'm gonna sweep the votes in so quicc they'll call it a rig
'n if you think your sicc..
I'll give you and over-the-counter medicine that resembles ya sig
I'm winnin' ya dig? understand that so theres no complications
see, inhuman may be his name, but it'll never be his location
I’m posting all of that to show how, only the opener really stood out as a hard punch…silly wordplay on “inhuman/alienated/alien ate it”…and they call me corny!
“held up the crowd” is along the same lines…WTF is with that “egg” punch???
“Hitch-hike”, yeah…ok…nothing special…the punch that plays off the sig is ok, but that kinda shit’s been done before…I remember using one almost identical like, years ago…not an original concept…and the closer was huh???
Easy win for Inhuman…well…shoulda been, but wasn’t.
Both competitors stay in the league.
And…Vas…you wanna know why the battle didn’t get enough votes? Blame it on the late motherfucker! Just a suggestion…no extensions on Entrance Matches!!!
3) Entrance Match: Ancel vs. Tony B.
Well…this was a blow out…aside from whoever the fuck Generic Eric is…
EVERYONE voted for Ancel. He came way meaner, way better…I mean, not legendary or anything…but he sure kicked the shit outta Tony. Kinda like St. Pierre and Fitch this past weekend…just a solid, all around beating, outclassing.
Tony B.
I holds it down for MD..You hot? ha! i'm heaven sent then
He represents my last post minus the letter that best misrepresents him
Season 8, niggas was dead WRONG..lol @ the thought of u champin shit
Cuz ur more of a let down than ya girl's jeans are to ya relationship
Vs.
Ancel
your rep here is tarnished, man ya weak ass style is risky as shit
either it sucks, or shows some other trait of a bitch
i'm in a rage fam, everyone knows this dude was plenty gay
but hes a changed man, shit being a woman suits you anyways
too quick with that dirt shit, you in here will never happen again
even if you donkey your verses, we still know you bring ass to a pen
Like I said, it’s not a primo verse…only quoted 3 bars from it…
But still…I can only quote 2 from Tony…and that’s giving those lines the benefit of the doubt. Ancel hit harder, clowned better…and though not everything was totally original…the flips were nice and the showing was solid and consistent.
Vas boots Tony for his loss, Ancel wins pretty easily.
4) Entrance Match: Cry vs. Daz
Nice battle here…good clowning on both sides…
The shit got a lot of votes…going both ways…competitive, hard fought match.
Like they all should be.
Anyway…
Cry
this brother's parched, I've quenched it though - so hats off to this foe
because unlike his parents I won't fail at the bathwater approach
his acts awkward to most, so fake he makes his enemies clever
but I figured you out... it's called four connected sides and an empty center
you show no skill but it's claimed daz is prosperous - he's gettin' crafted
well, when you find your spark... we'd rather ya be IN water when it happens
vs.
Daz
Your sweeter then cereal nigga stop with all the bitchin
Keep talking smack. The frog's the only thing that could ever digg em.
Ima rip em. Don't rush me to spit acting all huffy and shit
And men never cry so nigga you must be a bitch.
Ugly as shit. Fucking bum you could never be number one
You've got no drive for SS. I wanna drive and drag you under one.
Sucking cum & your bitches stance is way better..
the way she bobs and weaves on the dick she could give the business to mayweather
You know it cry. you better look at your girl with open eyes
& when you tie the knot..make sure that ugly bitch chokes and dies.
Ima vet and you trash. Don't get excited from the lame hype
Your not recycling. You and your brothers just share the same bike
So…to me, I agree with the majority…thinking Daz won…
Interesting note again…that same former LLL Champ voted on this one…and this time I didn’t agree with him. He had Cry taking it…so…just goes to show, there are no certainties…everyone can see shit differently.
Daz wins…Cry gets the boot.
5) Entrance Match: Qualm vs. BronzeAtlas
First off…WTF is with that name, Atlas???
Anyway…Qualm romped this one unanimously. No prayer for Atlas…
He didn’t drop bad, just didn’t drop anything we hadn’t already seen a few times before. I guess he comes from another site from what I’m reading…maybe the shit’s fresh there, but not here.
Qualm
Fuck ya RM title challenge cause the way ya do ya job is makin me sick
I aint doubtin ya chain of command, but next time wait 'til i've takin a shit
Brought an ego, thinkin he's hottin things up now brother's bleedin
You aint insulating here, ya body'll be pumped into the walls for other reasons
He a stalker when he aint on the cock tip, so who'd wanna be this fool n clown
You aint a role model, that's just the action they take when you're around
Carve ya up real nice, no evidence when I have ya compressed at home
You'll find yaself in the Celeron the ground floor Intel I can process the bone
Vs.
BronzeAtlas
Ya post on a couple sites, ya known right?
Knew ya weren't respected on RM, who'd figure the same on ya home site.
Kinda done before, but when it relates, it always hits nice…Ya close minded fuck, I'll be the reason ya bounce.
Tell ya to think outside the box, but that would mean leaving ya house.
So, so, so played!
And as far as skill, voters know what your about.
Soon as they "seizure" verse, they faint and start to foam at the mouth.
Cool…but again “seizure” is so old…I bring the heat, the flames'll leave ya torched.
BronzeAtlas been had this shit in the bag, and left it flaming on ya porch.
Wording, man…if you “been had” shit in the bag…then it sounds like you’re the one dropping…shit…instead of rhyme.
Qualm is desperate, says he's bringin the noise.
This fag always screams that he's on top, only in a threesome with boys.
Blah!
Toss ya out, watch me bash ya brains, mark.
Bronze will leave this kids head flapping, like Canadiens on South Park.
Done to death here…Q is a fag, a dude that voters seem to ignore.
You were only picked to beat me, cuz folks here never seen my name before.
No…good as a personal, but no impact…
The shit Qualm threw that I quoted definitely beat down Atlas’ old, played verse…
Note to Atlas…scope out Closed Battles…do keyword searches. You’d a been able to see that a lot of your shit has been done already. Just a thought.
So…Qualm goes on and Atlas catches the boot. That’s that. He was outclassed pretty easily. Learn from it!
6) Entrance Match: Warming vs. Axeshun
Aight…well…this was a nice match. One of the better ones I’ve read today.
Axeshun
Listen Warm, cuz you aint got enough skill to harm thee vet
Going global? when you haven't been heard of outside of RB yet?
I've been running shit a while, u on a 2 win streak & ur already winded
so If you're Warming now, that must mean weren't hot to begin with
Take simple blows how u like, cuz ya style is brutally lame
The closest you got to writing fire...is doodling flames
u admire the great, the thing is you'll never be mention with the others
I mean Blue easily killed you, so it looks like I gotta beat u another color
Vs.
Warming
this kid looks fly but it's useless, this murder too ruthlesss
he's only dressed to the hilt cuz he needs a surgeon to remove it
this maggot ain't ready, man up, i bust plenty,
axes are used to cleavage so why's this fag yet to touch any
peeped your broad, are you kidding? hold your tool n just listen
she could star in girls gone wild.. the midde school edition
plus your delivery's hopeless, you spitting that grotesque
has got midwives round the world quitting in protest
this queer talks a big game, still his prospects are trailing south
his mouth's prime real estate and every fucker is bailing out
quit claiming your better, im doper and wounding martyrs
but you musta aced the LSATs.. cuz you're headed for junior partner
So…there’s that…I got Warming well ahead of ole Axe. Better hits, nicer wordplay…better clowning. That “girls gone wild/middle school edition” was hilarious…
So was “midwives”…
I mean, Axe was ok…showed potential…but he just didn’t come with the aggression that was used against him. He jabbed, Warming punched. That’s that! Axe gets the boot, Warming moves on.
7) Entrance Match: Horud Skys vs. Advisory
Well…I don’t even know why this was an Entrance Match…just like I don’t know WTF I’m in one this week? Horud is vet status…maybe rusty, but he’s shown for years he can throw…give the benefit of the doubt! Jeez!
Advisory
let you hang a noose... chokin you, you're fakin when you facin the heat
call me grey goose, cuz everyone knows skys a cheap immitation of me
Hahaha, nice opener...
in yur prime u was decent fam, but now yur inna shape to barely fight back
`N wit the olympics commin up.. You'd win the gold witta nosedive like that
Cool...I expect alot of Olympic punches...I got one in my head for this week too...
i'm an assassin at large.. Creepin while killin this text geek
so watch as I disguise soo bad he's feelin it next week
Eh...kinda forced...
you supposed to guide the youngins.. but this homo so dum, infact
fucka mentor.. he visited the male body enuff to kno others front to back
Eh again...
apparently yur bout peace and shit, and ya skills aint worth fightin for
so ill put an exxon yur verses that'll put an end to the oil war
Better than last two...but seems so obvious...like, how can this not be played?
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Horud Skys
Your name says it all, to make an impact you'll need more
This league being overran by u?, its nothing virus protection couldn't cure
Eh...so~so...
Gaming ya bitch up, so fuck sex I'm strictly shootin for some dome,
N leave an honorable discharge in her mouth, that'll send every troop home
Eh...nice and hard...kinda think "honorable" is forced in there though...
Swinging with the chrome, straight humilating u as we speak
Its a barrel of laughs, when I stuff you in one n toss you down shits creek
Eh...not so much...
plz u weak, dont claim your original or fresh everything u drop is played
Ya styles a big steal, that could knock the world back into the Industrial age
Ok-ish...direct, but just ok...
Multi's, flow, vocab & punches, you winning any is far fetched,
Caz advisory is going for that clean sweep, right under my carpet
Cool-ish...
I'm thinking Advisory just edged this...
A bit more consistent. First couple of shots were nice.
Close, but someone hadda win. This was one of the only two I actually voted on…dunno why I didn’t vote…got caught up in voting a lot for SS and fucked up…simple as that. Anyway…solid showing…and very close…total votes were 6-5. With that kinda competition, both get to stay. Nice shit.
HW Title: Spit vs. Vaskez
Well…this just hurt. Vaskez threw down some of the worst wording I’ve seen from him. Sorry to say it, but I think facing the monster that Spit can be at times, really intimidated him…that, and he blew quite a large load the week before embarrassing the shit outta Chrit in that lopsided contest. Either way…Vas was crushed. Even with Spit falling short on votes, it was still a 9-0 shutout or some shit like that. Spit remains top-dog in this bitch and shows why he’s won the whole enchilada before…and can do it again if he remains focused.
Vaskez
You mighta got some props, so ya keep braggin as though it was frequent
see Spit's the best, hands down...
...describes a proclamation and the votes in agreement
Very creative...nice flip on "hands down"...sharp opener...
use some tags, cos most ya shit's embarrassing and hopeless, freak
ya verse got more content that should be hidden than all the votes this week
Cool...
That numbers shit was aight and creative, I didn't post it here, you'll have to refer to the match itself, I thought it was too muddled to deal with again...but like I said in the thread...it weighed me down too much to have to keep referring to what number meant what. The shit was clever...but too much work.
VS
Spit
No way you can duel me. fucka mod. we all know who's pimpin it truly
n' Bitch.. I'll leave so many rings around your eyes the olympics'll sue me
Hahaha...nice...
we tell you constantly you suck.. but yet you still ain't switchin that
Vas you wouldn't even modify decide to ask for the position back
Eh...ok...on the mean side, just didn't fully land as a punch...
All this 'hidden content'? It's gay homie who cares who started first
I don't get it, you hide ya votes.. but you'll display a retarded verse
Vas worded his better...
What's worse? I tore it in half, so hungry when I'm forgin my raps
you gotta be a bitch.. every V I ever ate had a clitoris attached
All that V = pussy wordplay is kinda used on him...
I'm whorin you fast. Amature. I swing you're takin the hook first
you need a coach, cuz that knock off purse is just makin you look worse
Funny shit...
Listen jerk.. You got no class, act like you somethin spittin verse
dog I'm Back.. better than ever.. meanwhile your Frontin's gettin worse
I like...
One sided…a beating…everyone gets em, Vas…ice your wounds and return with that same fire that burned our resident MMA flunky to a crisp. Sorry bout that one, Chrit!
Spit steps in and takes the Title. Will he be beaten by Warming?
If he no shows, it’s possible. But even then…the aura of his check in alone may be enough to still win. Hahaha! Nah, I doubt Warming can topple Godzilla, but who knows…anything is possible. Warming is good. No doubt. We’ll see!
And lastly…
Contendors Match: BTK vs. Jay Walker
Well…I lost…and really don’t see how…but aight…
You cats rarely catch my drift and this week was no different. I thought I came up with the better verse…hands down…but didn’t get the win. Last week, I dropped no show against someone…Blue Bayou, I think…and the verse got propped all to hell. I drop the same wit, harshness this week…I THINK…and get no love at all. WTF?
Jay
dude it’s true… who’d a knew after u fuckin threw a few
u’d have a victory at last… then again… comin in seconds nothin new for u
Kinda played, but ok…wordplay revived it some…the differences between us is leavin the battle slanted cat
my verses are hefty… urs belong in a bag branded that
Nice…rhyme was forced, but good concept…
‘n yo, ya ho’s loose as shit, swallowin dick like its for dinner
the way four fit in her…
YOU’D THINK THAT BITCH WAS A BORN QUITTER!
Good wordplay, clever…but kinda indirect…it’s a roundabout punch…it kinda hits me.
I’ma break it down after seein ya wack verse
oh niggas… describes ya skill reading it backwards
Huh? WTF? Lame!
won the weakest season in history, ask $pit, u’re image we see through
in ur championship run u DQed the only person u knew could beat you
Spit no showed, fool! False personal.
ya daughter must lust for fairytales like donald and mickey
but never knew ginger bread, cause her redheaded fathers wallets BEEN empty
Reaching…forcing a concept…give u no respect. u aint a man of ya word. lemme speak clearly yo
u paid ur dues.!?
BITCH YOU STILL OWE ME MY 1-2 MONEY FROM 3 YEARS AGO!
Nice personal…but you got paid some, son…remember?
u’re a fuckin bum. no lie. you might as well just surrender this
u suck… even the url doesn’t see ya as a contender bitch
Playing off the site? Whatever…
vs.
BTK
You got ya tourney money, sport...paid and shown the door...
So what if the funds were short...who hasn’t jew’d down a whore?
How can so many of you cats have no idea what this means???
GOD! Some of you are so young and innocent.
Now please go drill ya bitch, I’m feeling bad and kinda sad...
But seeing a couple of dogs fuckin is always good for a laugh.
This had me rolling…how can you not see the humor, clowning in this???
And ya rhymes take my breath, the torture won’t be ignored...
Seriously, if they Gitmo worse, they can replace the waterboard.
Someone said something about “you don’t know if he waterboards, or what brand he uses so it’s ineffective”…WTF? “Gitmo” is slang for Guantanamo Bay…where the Muslim terrorist cats are being held in Cuba…the “waterboard” isn’t a fuckin surf or boogie board term, you dumbass…it’s a torture method involving a fuckload of water being poured on a cats face till he practically drowns! God!!! Grow your knowledge, kids…read a fucking paper sometime!
Ya all hip hop, but bitch, stop...get your fill of something else, kid...
Since ya always consuming rap, ya rhymes are doomed to turn to shit.
Clever…and hits hard…And Jay’d hit up the Olympics, but going there’d bring ya woe...
Cuz you’re tool enough to get tossed in the fuckin hammer throw.
Current event-ish…and a nice flip on the “long jump/nosedive” Olympic punches being thrown.
But after a hard day’s work, you’re taken care of and it’s the bomb...
Dinner on the table, then a massage...too bad it’s from ya mom.
Funny…clowning…good for a chuckle…Can’t take my shots...you’s a loser, still just a kid, that’s given...
In fact, I’ll hit ya ass like boosters...the kinda chairs you still sit in.
Again…nice humor…punch makes contact…provides a funny visual…I'm driven...so this is quick and easy, but for Jay it's a strain to spin rap...
You'd think off the top of ya head if it wasn't for the hats with chinstraps.
And still…more wit, more humor…clever flip on the cliché!
So…what you cats call a shutout…I call me winning…
But aight…shit happens. Personally, I think it’s a lack of snap on you cat’s part to miss my wit and humor…not see the punches and clowning. Whatever…lame…and Vas…how I went from Contendor to Entrance match is beyond me. WTF you thinking?
Oh well. I’ll just have to pity the brains that don’t understand me. Seriously…it’s your fuckin loss. You’re missing out on some funny shit, peeps!
So…
Next week…a lot of new faces again…a lot of old faces, even on the young ones (Mariah)! See, humor again, people!!! She’s been here before, but only 15 years old…GET IT!?!?!?! Anyway…she’s Champ in Strike a Pose, has battled lots before. Solid potential to fuck cats up. Lay Doubt’s back…he’s always a good seed, a definite threat…when he cares to show up. Which isn’t often. Again, we’ll see! Meters is up in the shit again…nice. Another vet who can bring heat when he wants…when he tries. Feeble’s back…for what that’s worth…I dunno. He shows, he no shows…he shows, he no shows. When he drops, it’s most always clever and hard…very entertaining. Very cerebral. Wouldn’t go so far as to HHH him with the rest of that moniker…never seen him as an assassin…but he’ll drop some wit that hits…that’s real. Everyone else is the usual suspects…cept for Defcon…who? And Kenny the G…again…who? I’ll research up…don’t wanna take anyone lightly especially since Vaskez took cranial damage from that Spit stompin and put me in an Entrance Match because of it. Poor dude…sucks running the league with a big ole head bandage wrap type thing…looking more Muslim that mod….<---I’d better not see that punch used! I’ll remember it! Oh well…I hope to win and get back into a positive swing. Kinda had an up and down season…now, 1-2…the one win, off a no show…but still…I think the verse I dropped woulda killed…it was nice. Blue knew it…knew not to show! Haha! Again…I’m a funny fuckin guy!
I’d do best punches…but I already highlighted all that I liked above…
So…in closing…
(Door slams)
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Originally Posted by Born
