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    Hanging With Mr. Cooper - Week 4

    Hanging with Mr. Cooper
    Week 4


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    -Introduction-

    Yeah, this is my first ever mag, so what?

    Listen, I don't chat here a lot, so most people don't know how I am.
    So lemme tell you:
    .
    .
    .
    .
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    Who gives a fuck?

    If I don't know you, (which is 100% of you) I'm not gonna act asinine for no reason like half of the arrogant pricks on this site, but if you get on my nerves I wont hesitate to speak my mind.

    I'm not here to make friends, just to entertain myself with this hobby while I'm bored / have spare time.

    If you don't like something I write, suck it up and stop being a sensitive bitch.
    Nothing's personal, cuz I DON'T KNOW YOU PERSONALLY

    Last but not least, people might start disliking me after reading this mag.
    Well, fuck you in advance.

    Now with that out of the way, let's get on with this.

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    Re: Hanging With Mr. Cooper - Week 3

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    -This Week In Five Words-

    Fuck those who bitched out


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    Re: Hanging With Mr. Cooper - Week 3

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    -Bitchassness-


    This week five people no showed.
    The league WAS doing good, wtf is up people?

    • Blue, how the hell did you contribute to Chrit's verse, but not show for your own?
      That's backwards as hell.
    • Meters was on for an hour lookin at our thread Saturday, so his
      bitchassness must be noted for that.
    • I guess Lethargic had a legit reason, so congrats on the baby.
      The third one? That's crazy.
    • Feeble saw Spit's verse and clearly thought he was outmatched.
      Smh @ that
    • Idk what's up with Rule, but because of you I'm writing this mag, so stay out lol


    You 4 (Lethargic is excused) will now have some form of bitchassness attached to your name everytime I mention your name in my mags. You can get it removed by showing again.

    And you know what? This makes me think...

    From now on, anybody who battles me is NOT getting ANY extensions. Fuck that. You better drop on Tuesday-Wednesday if you even have a HINT of being late, cuz I'll take the technicality.

    Matter of fact, extensions should be scrapped all together. Five days is MORE than enough. *pokes Vaskez*

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    Re: Hanging With Mr. Cooper - Week 3

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    -Battle Reviews-


    Qualm (3) vs Horud Skys (3)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...vs-373602.html

    My Prediction:
    Qualm
    Length of Battle:
    14/12 Lines

    Recap:

    Horud dropped first, 14. It was generic punches until the closer, which was actually a top punch of the week. How you can write a bunch of below average to average shit-

    ("Im iller than illy, dont run homie u can come get this
    My verse is str8 qualm, n u can blame Hopkins for makin me Cannibalistic")


    then have a punch of the week in there is beyond me, but he did it.

    Then Qualm dropped 12. (wtf?) I was bored until this line-

    ("horud be on that gay freaky shit when he's with guys under the covers
    he showered with Frankincense & Myrrh but longs to be done with the other")


    which still stumps me to this day. Idk wtf that shit is. My view on punches that I don't understand is that they suck ass. He had only one punch after that, and it was more of the same.

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    Horud's best:
    Your shit is watered down, stepped on homie heres a lesson
    Qualm had a brief case of dope, not even drug dealers would invest in

    VS

    Qualm's best:
    this dudes greatest enemy is himself, but you still drop the silly shit son
    see ya verse wants to be dope but ya skills have a difference of opinion

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    Horud's Verse:
    6.5/10
    Qualm's Verse:
    5.5/10
    My Vote:
    Horud Skys
    Winner:
    Horud Skys (5-2)


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    Daz (-1) vs Ancel (-2)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...vs-373604.html

    My Prediction:
    Ancel
    Length of Battle:
    16 Lines

    Recap:
    Daz was talkin bout some "might've went 16. whatever." after his drop. Shut yo ass up nigga, u know how much u wrote, tryna sound cocky n shit. Lol. Honestly, Daz was one of those I felt has been slightly above average, but never great or anything. But this week he stepped it up. His opener was hot,
    and he kept on rollin from there, somewhat harsh in most of his shit. That "punches workin for you" line IS played tho man.

    Ancel is the FAG that knocked me outta playoffs by ONE VOTE. Damn u man lol. I still think I shoulda won. But anyways, Ancel is nice some weeks, and wack others, but more often better than worse. This week, like I stated in the thread, was a good week for him. The first read-through had me goin like "Wtf? This wasn't him". The turnaround and 40 yard dash lines were just straight up MEAN lol, I liked those. The whole verse just had a good harsh tone to it. This was a good even battle imo, both came harsh for the most part.

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    Daz's best:
    You'll never reach vet status. Nigga you know your text's average
    & sure your hot as hell. Only because heaven doesn't accept faggots
    I'd hate to lie but anc your more then a disgrace inside
    Cuz with a face that gross you could stop foreclosures nationwide

    VS

    Ancel's best:
    this bitch right here is nasty, dog i can smell it when you pass me
    so while your not the shit...
    ...your still definitely covered in Q's from last week
    your a bitch to me bro, matter of fact im past speakin'
    yeah you made a turn around...i actually had respect for you last season
    i stab heathens...if your on track its only with the team son
    you must be in the 40 yard dash, man all we ever see from you are short runs

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    Daz's Verse:
    7/10
    Ancel's Verse:
    7.5/10
    My Vote:
    Ancel
    Winner:
    Ancel (4-0, Technicality)

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    Warming (3) vs Dao (1)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...vs-373603.html

    My Prediction:
    Dao
    Length of Battle:
    12 Lines

    Recap:

    Damn there's a lot to say about this battle.

    First off, wtf is a Dao?

    Dao dropped SUPER early, it might've even been the day battles were set. Stop doing that shit man unless there's a GOOD reason. Anyways, his opener is actually decent now that I look at it. I'll admit I didn't get the restaurant reference till after I voted. That's the importance of set-ups people.
    Anyways, wtf is up with the acronym punch? Shouldn't it be "name" and not acronym? It had me confused, lookin on his profile n shit for an acronym lol. I liked his closer the best. Lookin over the verse, it had good concepts, some were worded nicely, some weren't.

    Warming dropped some hot garbage. I still don't get the opener, wtf is daon?
    People seemed to like his surplus line, but I didn't. It was two straightforward,
    there wasn't any wit involved... I really didn't like much of it. And for the guy who has arguably the strictest critiques in the League, you gotta back it up with ya verses. I never really understood that.

    Lemme mention somethin about this battle. I realized something here...
    And I could be completely wrong:

    But it seems people are afraid to vote on who they REALLY think won if they
    will be the first to vote for him when there's already been plenty votes posted. For example, Warming was up 3-0, then I voted for Dao, and suddenly the next 3 votes were for him. I hate that shit, especially when it happens in my battles. This is why I think votes should be hidden, but I'll have a section on that later.

    And ANOTHER thing... Dao won in vote count 4-3, but LOST cuz he didn't vote.

    I got one thing to say.....
    SUCKS FOR YOU!

    Another section on that later...

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    Dao's best:
    tear your clout.. make you so embarrassed you'll be scared to shout
    kid I can compare you to Rwanda.. the War no one ever really cared about

    VS

    Warming's best:
    you're past your peak, take last week, could this herb be any more rusted
    i mean who the fuck gets KOed with a surplus of 4 punches?

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    Dao's Verse:
    6/10
    Warming's Verse:
    5.5/10
    My Vote:
    Dao
    Winner:
    Warming (Technicality)

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    BATTLE OF THE WEEK


    Vaskez (ft. Qualm & Born) (7) vs Bartender (ft. Blue, Fracture & Spit) (7)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...-7-373599.html

    My Prediction:
    Bartender (because he has Frac, Blue n Spit)
    Length of Battle:
    8905680265 Lines, Hardcore, Contenders

    Recap:
    Damn this was a long ass battle.
    It was good enough to be the battle of the week though.
    This thing shoulda been named Vaskez vs. 1/4 Spit, 1/3 Frac, 5/12 Blue

    Vaskez took the liberty of droppin first, a whoppin total of 52 lines. He dropped a fuckin paragraph first, then had 6 lines from Qualm, then another 6 from BTK, then dropped another paragraph. Lemme give my honest opinion again... I always viewed Vaskez as someone in between great and good. But once again, like Daz, he stepped up big time.
    This was like the Dark Knight, and he was Joker. I read his part, was entertained, got to his teammates part, was bored and ready to get back to Vaskez's lines, then finally did and forgot about the rest. He dropped some hot shit.

    Qualm is on some "I forgot how to write" shit right now, and
    BTK has always been... (I don't wanna say overrated, cuz then everyone will
    hate me)... fuck it... overrated, in TEXT battles

    There, I said it.

    (No man, I've never seen Cheers, so I didn't get the reference, thanks for the PM tryin to explain though.)

    Chrit (Bartender for those dumbasses who dont know) had the unfair advantage of having Spit, Blue Bitchassness Bayou, and Fracture on his team. He also asked me, but I forgot about it. Sorry man.
    Anyways, I also honestly think Chrit is.... overrated.... and I didn't really feel much from him usually. The other three came correct tho, each of them gettin a quotable from me, while Chrit got... 0. That's sad/funny at the same time.

    After this battle he signed out sayin, and I quote:

    Quote Originally Posted by Bartender
    "Out.

    The extremely exaggerted, over-inflated, non-validated way I view my skill is beyond ridiculous."
    Then Vaskez put him in his place, AGAIN.

    v/Vaskez x2

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    Vaskez's best:
    ya gettin more than a beating, we KNOW you're just bitch so fess up kid
    only ones thinkin Bar be the best are the lil girls he plays dress up with
    but mag's sayin I'm no competition like none are tighter than him
    s'true...
    this's a one-horse race, cos it's only chrit that needs a rider to win
    lol@ coppin Bar's shirts...you lame you shoulda stayed a writer
    your design blows, peeps got more chance of buyin claims u aint a biter

    VS

    Bartender's Team's best:
    Fakers thinkin he’s Pinnochio, but bitch faggot drop the blunt n pen
    Truth is u aint REAL boy…ya wood just grows when u lie in front of men
    Ladies always callin the front seat when they get in my whip,
    But with u bitches would only mouth shotgun if it was between that or your dick.
    you the mod, but.. I gotta admit the wack shit you kick's makin me think
    cuz homie how the fuck can someone with all the power be consistantly weak

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    Vaskez's Verse:
    8.5/10
    Bartender's Verse:
    7.5/10
    My Vote:
    Vaskez
    Winner:
    Vaskez (5-1)

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    Born To Kill (3) vs Blue Bitchassness Bayou (3)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...-3-373601.html

    My Prediction:
    Blue Bitchassness Bayou
    Length of Battle:
    18 Lines

    Recap:
    Wtf at BBB? He ho-showed.

    I already explained how I felt about BTK (see: Vaskez vs. Bartender recap), so I don't feel the need to explain why I didn't feel most of the verse. Even earned a NEVER to be Mentioned punch of the week! But wow, everyone else did enjoy it. I guess I just suck at critiquing. Oh well.
    I guess that "last decent thing" punch was... decent.
    Vultures was pretty funny.
    To be fair, he seems like a nice dude, and he's champed a season before, so this ain't me hatin on you man, just being honest.

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    Born To Kill's best:
    This league oughta be ya whole world, too bad ya talent’s thinnin...
    Cuz by the looks of ya girl...LLL’s the last decent thing ya been in.
    And being a dead lay, means any girl with you is outta luck...
    Bitch, it ain’t coincidence...vultures circle when you fuck.

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    BTK's Verse:
    7/10
    My Vote:
    N/A
    Winner:
    BTK (No-Show)

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    -Coop- (0) vs Bitch-ass Meters (-1)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...vs-373606.html

    My Prediction:
    Me
    Length of Battle:
    16 Lines

    Recap:
    Bitch-ass Meters ho-showed. After viewing our battle for a hot minute, too

    Tsk-tsk-tsk.

    I dropped some shit that I thought would be enough. But, I edited it all out
    cuz I figured I can use some of it next week. So I hope none of you fucks
    saw it. And if you did?.... Pretend like you didn't.

    My Vote:
    N/A
    Winner:
    -Coop- (No-Show)

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    $pitacular (8) vs Feeble Bitchassness Minded (6)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...-8-373598.html

    My Prediction:

    $pit
    Length of Battle:
    26 Lines, Contenders

    Recap:
    Oh, what could've been.

    Feeble Bitchassness Minded ho-showed. Said he couldn't get to a computer.

    Well start fucking earlier next time!

    $pit dropped some hot shit, 26 lines. 2 of em got into top punches. Pretty consistent shit. Spit has the best wording in the league, and the ego to go with it. More on that later.

    But yeah, first two punches were nice, fuck it... most of it was. FBM has the potential to beat that, but probably wouldn't have anyways seeing that A) He's just returning and B) His recent drops weren't all that.

    Who cares, it wasn't a battle.

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    $pit's best:
    Just when I'm tired of all these wack kids, n' its got me being lazy
    Well well, if it isn't the great Feeble.. then it's the one we been seeing lately
    my powers blaze.. you suck I amaze we'll just have to see how it plays
    I know you picture yourself winning, kids photoshop everything nowadays
    ya parents must be cousins.. so any good genes you had would be damaged
    n' since you're already inbred, I might as well have me a pussy sandwich
    I got hoes fuckin obsessive.. you're not the pimp some have suggested
    you said your girl was smokin, but I filter tits it wasn't nothin impressive

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    $pit's Verse:
    9/10
    My Vote:
    N/A
    Winner:
    $pitacular (No-Show)

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    Bitch-ass Rule (8) vs Keywerd (6)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...vs-373605.html

    My Prediction: Bitch-ass Rule
    Length of Battle: 10 Lines

    Recap:
    Bitch-ass Rule ho-showed.

    Keywerd dropped some no-show worthy stuff.

    ("'cuz I'm keepin' my end of the deal...and you get the end of my foot")


    Enough said.

    ********************

    Keywerd's best:
    blah
    blah
    blah blah
    blah blah

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    Keywerd's Verse:
    4/10
    My Vote:
    Bitch-ass Rule
    Winner:
    Keywerd (No-Show)

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    Lethargic (4) vs Jay Walker (4)
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...vs-373600.html

    My Prediction:
    Jay Walker
    Length of Battle:
    N/A

    Recap:
    Lethargic notified Jay ahead of time that he wouldn't make it cuz his woman's
    havin their third child.

    Since he did the commendable thing and wrote ahead of time, and because I would sound like a huge faggot if I said anything bad bout him during this time, I'll just say congratulations.


    My Vote:
    N/A
    Winner:
    Jay Walker (No-Show)


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    Re: Hanging With Mr. Cooper - Week 3

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    -Best Verse of the Week-


    I'm pretty sure it's clear that Spit took this one.
    Vaskez's verse was a close second.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spit VS Feeble B.A. Minded
    Just when I'm tired of all these wack kids, n' its got me being lazy
    Well well, if it isn't the great Feeble.. then it's the one we been seeing lately
    my powers blaze.. you suck I amaze we'll just have to see how it plays
    I know you picture yourself winning, kids photoshop everything nowadays
    fuck ya coward ways, I'm major. my punches hit a bitch goodnight
    you're so minor, you had to get a fake ID just to get into this fight
    we witnessed your slide, how bad will it be? I couldn't tell if I tried
    If I could gage your wackness, I'd blast until I ran out of shells or it died
    you been lucky so far. I'm erasing the fame that's been holdin you down
    with the way I'm leaving you.. you better hope your last opponent's around
    I'm ownin you now.. look Kyle you're no longer a hero with scriptures
    n' ever since digital cameras, you appear as a giant zero in pictures
    ya parents must be cousins.. so any good genes you had would be damaged
    n' since you're already inbred, I might as well have me a pussy sandwich
    used to be tight.. now you don't compare bitch. yo I'd never sweat you
    Feebs is the past tense. like you were scared stiff before I ever met you
    I got hoes fuckin obsessive.. you're not the pimp some have suggested
    you said your girl was smokin, but I filter tits it wasn't nothin impressive
    bustin ya chest in. it's well known my rhymes are sickly n' savage
    you never struck me as dope, dog you barely nicked me on average
    servin these scripts.. just give it up Kyle you ain't hurtin these kids
    there's no question who's better... but there's a $pit that certainly is
    I hit with violent hands. so tough there's no way you can try n' stand
    honestly feebs.. your so tender you got Chrit lookin like iron man
    Full throttle whippin.. stop textin fag.. yo it costs us all for livin
    cuz your reigns been over so long the price of bottled water's risen


    Good... night

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    -Worse Verse of the Week-


    See, I WOULD put Keywerd's, but half of it wasn't there cuz it was a no-show.
    And both Qualm and Warming stunk it up... hmmmm....
    I guess I have to go with:

    Quote Originally Posted by Qualm VS Horud Skys
    bitch you'd be the type to sell out & be embarrassed to try & battle
    but you're only rolling with the money when I've dangled ya by the ankles
    fail to switch ya shitty format & you'll continue getting burnt guy
    the box of wackness, you should ticket & think about exiting to turnstiles
    im looking at bigger things dude, sorry but that's how it's meant to be
    cause if we forget the week ahead, then you won't live long in the memory
    this dudes greatest enemy is himself, but you still drop the silly shit son
    see ya verse wants to be dope but ya skills have a difference of opinion
    horud be on that gay freaky shit when he's with guys under the covers
    he showered with Frankincense & Myrrh but longs to be done with the other
    you can say you beat me & you got clout but how's that meant to rattle me
    u can hear cheers, see fans, touch & taste titles
    ...now all ya need is a sense of reality
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    Re: Hanging With Mr. Cooper - Week 3

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    -Week 3 Highlights-


    #5:Blue Bitchassness Bayou (for Bartender) @ Vaskez
    Fakers thinkin he’s Pinnochio, but bitch faggot drop the blunt n pen
    Truth is u aint REAL boy…ya wood just grows when u lie in front of men


    The second line is excellent, the set-up, not as much. First off, saying fakers think he's Pinocchio is a s-t-r-e-t-c-h. Should've thought of a better way to implement Pinocchio, maybe sayin he's got a big nose? A big liar? Idk... And somethin more relevant could have been used in place of drop the blunt n pen. The punch was creative as hell, but I think it's a bit off. Can't really explain it, it's the "you ain't a real boy... ya wood just grows..." part. Doesn't seem right. Idk, off the top of my head I woulda put it somethin like this:

    "It's a shame ur a real boy, & ya wood STILL grows when u lie in front of men"

    Idk if you see the difference, but it was a good punch nonetheless.

    7.5/10


    #4:Fracture (for Bartender) @ Vaskez
    Ladies always callin the front seat when they get in my whip,
    But with u bitches would only mouth shotgun if it was between that or your dick.


    The rhyme scheme is nothin impressive. The set-up is so basic, but I guess it does its job. And saying bitches would only MOUTH shotgun kinda sounds weird. But if you think about it, saying bitches would rather have their head blown off then suck his dick is harsh, and funny. Good punch.

    8/10


    #3:$pit @ Feeble B.A. Minded
    ya parents must be cousins.. so any good genes you had would be damaged
    n' since you're already inbred, I might as well have me a pussy sandwich


    The rhyme scheme is good, and the punch flows well. The set-up wasn't particularly great, but it was still good and served it's purpose, setting up the misdirection. Which is the whole reason this punch was so good, the misdirection was excellent. The whole first 3/4 of this punch was talkin bout him bein inbred, then it flips into callin him a pussy as well, while makin use of the in bread wordplay. So it's dissin him on two different levels. And while saying "I might as well have me..." probably could've been worded a bit more harsher, this is an example of great wording nonetheless.

    8.5/10



    #2:Vaskez @ Bartender
    ya gettin more than a beating, we KNOW you're just bitch so fess up kid
    only ones thinkin Bar be the best are the lil girls he plays dress up with


    The rhyme scheme had 3 syllables, so that's a plus. These lines flowed nicely, so that's another plus. The latter half of the set-up was exactly the transition that was needed. The actual punch itself is great, and couldn't of been worded better w/o changing the concept. Lookin at it one way (which is the way we are intended to because Vas used "Bar be" instead of "Barbie") it's sayin that only the lil girls he plays dress up with (which is a diss in itself) think he's the best. Then the wordplay flips it into the fact that they aren't even talking about him, they are talkin bout Barbie. Therefore, no one thinks he's the best. Nice.

    8.5/10


    #1:$pit @ Feeble B.A. Minded
    Just when I'm tired of all these wack kids, n' its got me being lazy
    Well well, if it isn't the great Feeble.. then it's the one we been seeing lately


    Another three syllable rhyme, good. Nice flow. The transition between the set-up was kinda rocky, just seemed a bit off. The fact that this was his opener helped him out, since the phrase: "Well, well... if it isn't ____" is commonly used in some sort of opening scene. It basically strengthened the line. I liked it a lot because the misdirection here really caught me off guard, didn't see it coming at all. Even though Spit's acknowledging that Feeble was great is somewhat counterproductive, there's still great creativity in this line.

    9/10


    Honorable Mention:Ancel @ Daz
    this bitch right here is nasty, dog i can smell it when you pass me
    so while your not the shit...
    ...your still definitely covered in Q's from last week


    First time I read this I kinda saw it coming, but it still hit hard. The set-up was relevant, which is always a plus. The rhyme scheme was simple but it worked, had a bit of internal rhyming in the first line, which I'm fond of. The only problems here is that this general concept (somehow picking on the fact that they lost to their last opponent) is too common for this to be truly creative. And the second line is stretched, too many syllables, therefore it had to be broken up, which is never a good thing. Good line though.

    7.5/10



    Honorable Mention:Horud Skys @ Qualm

    Your shit is watered down, stepped on homie heres a lesson
    Qualm had a brief case of dope, not even drug dealers would invest in


    The set-up could've been a bit more relevant cuz the punch is talking about his history, the set-up was just all over the place. And, HS says to Qualm: "Here's a lesson:", then proceeds to talk ABOUT him, instead of to him, it just flows wrong. But the actual punch and w/p is creative, even if it is the often-used "give a compliment, then flip it" type of punch. The way this line is worded actually does a good job of nullifying the compliment, which some fail to do.

    7.5/10



    NEVER to be Mentioned:Born To Kill @ Blue Bitchassness Bayou

    Ya rhymes? Concepts? I’ll give it to ya, whore...
    All them motherfuckers, been dead since 84’!


    Yeah... not much to be said here.

    0.5/10



    NEVER to be Mentioned:Bartender @ Vaskez

    and I mean it when I say, everything you do just stays the same
    Shitty wording, a blah set up followed by a played cliche


    Straight up filler.

    1/10


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    Re: Hanging With Mr. Cooper - Week 3

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    -Coop's Ratings & Rankings-

    This is for the people currently in for week 4, which doesn't have too nice of a lineup to choose from. Hell, half of yall I don't even know.

    {* - I know you're decent, but haven't seen anything recent.}

    Top-Ranked:

    #1: $pitacular (3-0, 11)
    He's the self-proclaimed best battler in the League (more on that), and no one has made him take his words back. Arguably the best wording, and funny concepts, this guy has been doing this forever, and has been in many championships. This week he tries to take the first regular-season title, and has to get through Vaskez to do it.

    #2: Vaskez (3-0, 11)
    This guy dropped some fire last week, so he earns the #2 spot. Keep that fire comin. If he can get past Spit, then he has truly evolved into a top battler.

    #3: Jay Walker (2-1, 6)
    Apparently this guy has a reputation. I wasn't around when he was in his prime, but his drop in Week 2 was pretty good. So yeah, I see him being on the rankings for a minute.

    #4: Coop (1-0, 2)
    Yeah bitch, I'm a mag writer not afraid to give myself props. I haven't dropped at ALL this season yet I know my potential, and looking at the rest of this league RIGHT NOW, I can definitely be in this spot.

    #5: Ancel (1-2, 1)
    This guy's record doesn't show his potential at all. 2 outta 3 times he faced me last season he beat me, and dropped some hot shit. He dropped some hot shit last week. He's streaky, but he can definitely put up a fight.


    Above Average-Good:

    Born To Kill
    Daz


    Decent:

    Horud Skys
    Warming


    Writer's Block:

    Keywerd
    Qualm


    I Don't Know These Folks:

    BronzeAtlas
    Axeshun*
    Medichi
    Inhuman
    Advisory*
    Tony B*
    Cry*


    With that being said, let's get on with predictions...

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    Re: Hanging With Mr. Cooper - Week 3

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    -Coop's Crystal Ball-

    My Record:
    4-5

    Man wtf last week I went 4-5 because of all the damn no-shows. And this week I don't know half of these cats... Fuck.

    Don't get mad at these, get motivated.

    HW TITLE: Vaskez VS Spitacular

    Spit should win. Don't see anyone making him lose but himself.
    Fuck that nigga lol.

    My Prediction: $pit

    CONTENDERS: Jay Walker VS Born To Kill

    I see Jay taking this. His style's just better than BTKs.

    My Prediction: Jay Walker

    Qualm vs. BronzeAtlas


    What kind of loser names himself BronzeAtlas.
    That shit is not witty or "cool".
    Go make an alias.

    My Prediction: Qualm

    Warming VS Axeshun


    I think Axeshun is decent, but he's prolly rusty. Warming's been shit lately.
    And after 2 weeks of garbage, he should turn it around.

    My Prediction: Warming

    -Coop- VS Medichi


    Dude's going DOWN

    My Prediction: -Coop-

    Daz VS Cry

    Daz is just getting better imo, cry is...
    well, idk how cry is.

    My Prediction: Daz

    Horud Skys VS Advisory

    Seen Advisory in Jr, he claims his last drop was rushed, let's hope so,
    cuz Horud can beat that.

    My Prediction: Horud Skys

    Keywerd vs. Inhuman

    Um...?

    My Prediction: Keywerd

    Ancel VS Tony B

    Ancel should win.

    My Prediction: Ancel


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    Re: Hanging With Mr. Cooper - Week 3

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    Coop's Corner


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    Voting Scandal?

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    So apparently people don't like to vote... BORING!

    This is like talking about the Brett fuckin Favre situation nowadays (who shoulda made his pussy ass mind up months ago)... I'm tired of it.

    Now you may not read the rules page, but I know you're reading this section,
    so pay attention to what I write next:

    • Votes are due Sunday Night
    • You gotta write 5 votes
    • Each vote you are missing is -2 votes IN YOUR BATTLE
    • You don't vote for 2 weeks and you are outta the league


    Simple.


    Dao was complaining to Vaskez cuz he got booted after not voting for TWO WEEKS IN A ROW.

    WELL LMAO @ YOU NIGGA, YOU LAZY BUM YOU DESERVED TO GET KICKED OUT, WIT YO SELFISH ASS


    Jay Walker put it best:
    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Walker
    fuck him. it takes like 20 minutes to vote. he wants mufuckas voting on his shit, right?
    but doesnt think he needs to vote on other peoples battles, right? so fuck him, let 'em bitch
    ... rules are rules.
    No voting?
    No sympathy!
    NO MERCY VASKEZ!


    And that is all that EVER needs to be said about it.

    I WISH A NIGGA WOULD get booted for not voting after this... or dare to complain

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    Spit's Rant

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    Yo. Here's the story:

    Some people were doggin Warming, and he pulls out the "oh, well I'm ranked high for a reason" claim
    (Keep in mind its the FOURTH WEEK OF THE SEASON.)

    Spit goes:
    Quote Originally Posted by Spit
    You're right, there is a reason. Few of em.

    1. More than half the league no shows and is too lazy to meet the vote requirements
    2. The level of competition in the league right now is mediocre at best
    3. There's a shitload of approved voters who are wet behind the ears and don't know what
    a concept is half the time..

    Dude there's no one in the league besides feeble who's even a real threat to me.. No offense guys,
    seriously.. It's just I know who I am. You ask me who the best writer in LLL right now is, and
    I'll tell you hands down, it's me.

    Blah blah 'spits ego' blah blah

    The fact of the matter is, this ain't about who's the best writer/battler.

    It's about voting trends, knowing how to control them (which sometimes means dumbing shit
    down or knowing when to use played concepts) and popularity. N' that doesn't mean
    'Legend status' it means being hot RIGHT NOW and making kids like you.

    As soon as you figure out it ain't all about writing what's hot but more about convincing
    kids what they should think is hot, you'll become dangerous.

    Until then, keep aspiring to 'write' better than me lol

    Homie I don't just text battles I WRITE shit. Poetry.. songs... stories.. jokes.. dog
    I'm a writer. You're stll trying to be a dope textcee, thinking that means a dope writer.

    But you keep thinking your #3 for a reason...

    The only reason is there ain't 3 of me.
    Hmm... someone touch a nerve Spit?

    Had a bad day?

    Maybe I'm wrong, buttttt.... did Warming even say anything to you?

    Idk, just thought this was funny.

    But he's right about voting trends, shit is fucked up. I still don't know what people like.

    And I DO think the 'legend status' gives some an advantage to the big names.

    That's why texting sucks ass.

    That is all.

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    The Little Leagues Report

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    Well, apparently Junior is still sucking.



    Out of the many people in there, only Kenny The G, Advisory,
    Apex, and Generic Eric (Pro) are worth mentioning.

    (Editor's Note: Last season Kenny the G was a certified bitch nigga.
    But he has come around, and he actually drops some decent shit down there.
    Why he ain't make the step up to here yet, I have no clue. He could probably replace some of these no-names in here this week. Same thing goes with Apex when he shakes of the dust.)


    OH! Lemme tell you about a battle I just HAD to comment on.
    Last week, their Contenders Match had Advisory against Random.

    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...ed-373582.html

    The first SEVEN votes were for Random, including a 'veteran vote' from Chrit.

    Then Spit comes in and votes for advisory, even throwing in shit like
    "This is ridiculous voting wtf..." and "Ad's getting robbed here, any vet would know..." and voted for advisory. You can prolly guess what happens next.

    the NEXT SEVEN votes were for Ad.

    Now come on...

    I HATE shit like this. HATE IT.

    Where were all those bitch ass voters when random was leadin the votes? Why couldn't anyone vote for ad BEFORE spit did? They just wanted to see if anyone else would vote for him, like some bitches.

    Now we've all done it: read a battle, thought person x won, read the votes, see that everyone votes for person y, then decide to either vote for person y instead or not vote.

    But that shit needs to stop. Vote for whoever you think won.
    And don't read other people's votes before you vote because it DOES subconsciously sway you, really.

    This is why I hid my votes if they were the first ones of the battle, and I will continue to do so.
    This brings me to my next topic

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    You can run... but you should hide!*sinister laugh*

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    We need hidden votes. At least just a test run.

    Back in my rookie season two seasons ago, I just KNEW people voted on names, and not verses. Last year I thought a couple outcomes were absolutely ridiculous. This year so far it aint as bad, but I still think we should give it a try.

    Too many people read other's opinion and it gets skewered into their own.

    If you do this, you suck.

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    CLOSING


    Damn I'm tired of typing. Shit was interesting at the beginning now I'm just fuckin tired. I dont see how people make mags every week. Fuck that.

    Hope you enjoyed it.

    If you didn't, fuck off.

    Go get some pussy.

    Then go to my site in my sig and click on my google ads so i can make money.

    Deuces.
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    I make good mags every week : )

    Nice mag Coop...see you copied the punches section
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    Yeah, saw no point in rewriting the whole thing lol
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    really nice mag dude
    one of the best iv read in a while

    i'd be down with a hiding votes trial run
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    I've been sayin to Vaskez we need to do what legends did and have the votes hidden. Even if it was just for a week... i'd LOVE to see how different voting goes - from results, to lines being quoted/called wack, etc., etc..

    He said, people wanna see the feedback on their verses... okay, so have the votes become unhidden once they're moved to closed battles, or have the mag writers touch on it.

    Simple.

    Anyway... cool mag man. Liked the flavor. Wasn't just a BOTW, VOTW, Power Rankings, Predictions.... actually had some shit to say.
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    rofl, long ass mag... good job I guess. your prediction is gay, and wtf @ you not knowing who I am... Nash?

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