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    Re: A Friend Wit Benefits

    I hate when a chick has a big o buffalo head between her legs. I hate having to bust out the weed whacker.


    But yo! im awready over the P.I. My boy is gonna hook it up with some fine ass dental assistants. # 7 here i come.

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    Re: A Friend Wit Benefits

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    yeah i unda5tand... but sex is way better then gettin head... unless if im jus tired... nd jus let her do all da work...
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    Re: A Friend Wit Benefits

    there is some females that when they give u a blow job it sux

    it is not even pleasure..its more like painfull



    and i dont know how to tell the bitch it hurts...


    so i'm just bitin down......and grabbin her hair..and she thinks i'm enjoyin it but im really dyin.and shit
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    Re: A Friend Wit Benefits

    ^^^^dude, tell your ruca "ala vey"

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    Re: A Friend Wit Benefits

    I've had a lot of just "fucks" an thats all it ever became. You just let them know you never want a relationship from the beggining,.. I've had some shorties where everytime we see each other I bust a nut guarntee.. But than again some the girls I was fucken with were hood rats an you wouldn't wanna date them anyway, they look good, but they easy.. Than i've had like 2-3 girls who I know for a fact I was the only nigga smashing, cause they got all attatched like Kane pointed out an wanted more. But i've only had like 3 girl friends in my entire life, an im 20 with a son. Each girl was like at least a 1 year+ relationship. An i've smashed a decent amount of girls in my time. But one thing im proud of, is i've never fucked with some brauds that the next day i'd be like "Damn why I do that.." Even when im drunk I still stick to like 7's an up.. But real talk, all you gotta do is eat the pussy an she'll be on your dick for a hot minute.
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    Re: A Friend Wit Benefits

    thats what i like most bout eatin vag man! they get so much hornier.

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