A Friend Wit Benefits

[Kris Cain]

I know, I know, its just hard for me to find that "one". It just seems like I cant trust a bitch. it scares me. so I hook up with girls but I always think "this is going to end, so im not gonna let myself get attatched."

After the whole divorce thing, its just hard to give my heart to someone. I know that sounds all gay and shit, but yo, thats how I feel.

after a divorce your gonna have a hard time. Especially if you had a bad divorce.

The thing is... you have to come to the realization that your never going to find that "one". You just need to find someone you really vibe with, and can see yourself building something with. She doesnt have to be perfect, cuz no one is. Dont put the pressure of finding the perfect mate on yourself. When the time is right with that person that you feel good with, you'll open your heart to her, and then you'll find out if it's meant to be.

[! @M]

well, she is a hoe.

especially if she has a stable of guys like you.
your making out with a fuckin hoe.

think of that for a while, then you'll know what to do.

yea i undastand... is dat 5he likes to kiss... well 5he hasnt kissed ne1 while ive been friends w/ benefits wit her... but now she sayin that she wants to change... nd im not makin out... nd its gettin me pissed off... lol...

[Mauvais Loup]

dats da thing im fukin selfish... im a jealous person... wat kan i do... lol... if i want her to be my girl... nd she dont wanna relationship... but i still make out wit her nd stuff...

then you don't need a fuck buddy. this is how dirty wives get murdered.

and you set yourself up for it. you know how jealous you are, yet if the hoe doesn't want a relationship, you continue to do the same things. that's ignorant because you know that you're going to get jealous and upset.

[! @M]

then you don't need a fuck buddy. this is how dirty wives get murdered.

and you set yourself up for it. you know how jealous you are, yet if the hoe doesn't want a relationship, you continue to do the same things. that's ignorant because you know that you're going to get jealous and upset.

iight i unda5tand dat part... but damn... 5he knows how to fukin kiss... lol... but yea i unda5tand dat part... but now im like i really like her and shit... but i guess i jus need to step away or find sum1 else...

[Uben. Sonned]

yea i undastand... is dat 5he likes to kiss... well 5he hasnt kissed ne1 while ive been friends w/ benefits wit her... but now she sayin that she wants to change... nd im not makin out... nd its gettin me pissed off... lol...

how old are you kid?

[Mauvais Loup]

since you obviously need a relationship more than anything else, find someone who is pleasing to the eyes and that you connect with intellectually, physically, (if you're religious, i'm not) spiritually and eventually, sexually. with your jealousy, this would be best.

[..?]

i've fucked hundreds of girls across the country.

[! @M]

since you obviously need a relationship more than anything else, find someone who is pleasing to the eyes and that you connect with intellectually, physically, (if you're religious, i'm not) spiritually and eventually, sexually. with your jealousy, this would be best.

yea wrd... dats wat i need to get... seriously... 5um1 who isnt like dat...
nd to the person askin 4 my age... how old do u think i am?

[Twixn...]

i've fucked hundreds of girls across the country.

^ stds are fun.

[Kris Cain]

if she wants to fuck other people, and still dont want a relationship with you, but still wants to fuck around with you... then she is a hoe. She telling you that in woman code.

If you really wanna fuck her... strap up 2 rubbers, and do the business. Then move on. She should understand considering she dont want a relationship, and she's basically telling you she just wants you to fulfill her selfish horniness.

to make the seperation easier... when you fuck her... and your about to nut, pull out, rip off the rubbers and spray her face unexpectantly... who knows... she might hate that shit, and never wanna deal with you again.

that'll make it easier to end your situation with her.

[..?]

^ stds are fun.

they are a lot more fun when you share them with as many women as you can.

shave off my pubes ? wear some "magic" creme ?

psssh i don't believe in STDs so they don't exist.

[..?]

how old do u think i am?

8...

[Dork]

.......Especially if you had a bad divorce.

.

it was fuckin insane!

if you read what happened in the "Muscle Milk" thread... you would fuckin trip.

[Kris Cain]

*thinks outloud*
i wonder if chickcs thought i was hiding the crabs cuz my pubes were shaved.

I mean I do it display maximum length and sexiness, and to look like a fuckin pornstar. But I wonder....

[Twixn...]

*thinks outloud*
i wonder if chickcs thought i was hiding the crabs cuz my pubes were shaved.

I mean I do it display maximum length and sexiness, and to look like a fuckin pornstar. But I wonder....

i let mine grow out like a jungle...

so when they are going down on me they have to look into the briar patch...

don't step.

*goes and trims for the first time in a year*