User Tag List

Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
Showing results 1 to 15 of 24

Thread: J.Hens (43) vs Qualm (21) TITLE MATCH

  1. #1
    I have the biggest goddamn user title on the whole of the fucking net, your user titles pale in comparison you fucking pussies
    Join Date
    Oct 1979
    Location
    The Yoo Kay
    Posts
    15,338
    Battle Record
    47-17
    Awards LLL Season Champion 25+ Wins

    J.Hens (43) vs Qualm (21) TITLE MATCH

    Make sure you've read the rules as they will be enforced.

    Checkin due Wed 23.59 EST (late/no checkin = -2 votes)
    Verses due Fri 23.59 EST (lateness = -2 votes even if your opponent agrees the extension)

    Line limit: 14 MIN, no line limit

    Must vote on FIVE battles (we will check that they are proper votes: -2 votes per missing vote)

    all other rules linked above

  2. #2
    ..like you didn't know. Qualm's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Age
    34
    Posts
    503
    Battle Record
    1-2

    Re: J.Hens (43) vs Qualm (21) TITLE MATCH

    In.

    Something like 20..

  3. #3
    Guaranteed to be an ICU J.Hens.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    SEATTLE, WA
    Age
    37
    Posts
    1,504
    Awards Golden Glove Champion LLL HOF

    Re: J.Hens (43) vs Qualm (21) TITLE MATCH

    20 it is
    Monster's Ink

    To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

  4. #4
    Guaranteed to be an ICU J.Hens.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    SEATTLE, WA
    Age
    37
    Posts
    1,504
    Awards Golden Glove Champion LLL HOF

    Re: J.Hens (43) vs Qualm (21) TITLE MATCH

    Quote Originally Posted by Qualm
    Quote Originally Posted by J.Hens.
    Are we still going 20? And did you wanna both post tomorrow? If not, it's no problem, but just thought I'd ask. Good luck man.
    Yeah, I'm still going 20.
    We could post Saturday if that's cool.

    Vas or Com, we both agreed on a 24 hour extension. Thought I'd let you know.
    Monster's Ink

    To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

  5. #5
    ..like you didn't know. Qualm's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Age
    34
    Posts
    503
    Battle Record
    1-2

    Re: J.Hens (43) vs Qualm (21) TITLE MATCH

    I'm focused on MY verse, shit is gonna be mad thuggin
    just make sure ur're commited to ya own..
    n do something ya dad couldn't
    on the real hens wants to know where the win is
    this time ima say u should hold ya breath..
    ..i've been known to strangle for minutes
    & Hen's girl act like she religous so much I'd hate her
    but my cocks next door to her face...& she loves thy neighbour
    ur verse is tagged as infantile, that's whats stuck to ya head
    i feel like singing lullabies to ya..seems appropriate since ima put ya to bed
    Never thought I'd battle a veteran, I'm ready to foil the heat
    i've always wanted to battle a legend..
    ..maybe u could get one to join the league?
    forget what ya buddys say, I know ya wack, bitch n all weak
    i'll let u face the evidence... & believe me it's concrete
    ur verse doesn't satisfy n I got bombs to hit him
    I'm just about fed up with Hens..
    ..& I haven't got a problem with him
    forget this being equal, I know for fact u will hurt
    if our votes are parallel..then u must be living in that universe
    stop frontin bitch..ya fake n nobody'll ever appluad hens shit
    the backdrop of YOUR verse makes the wrestling move look crazy authentic
    u'll never get close to my style, take u years to practice it
    If anyone ever wrote further more to ur style..
    they were adding how wack it is

  6. #6
    Guaranteed to be an ICU J.Hens.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    SEATTLE, WA
    Age
    37
    Posts
    1,504
    Awards Golden Glove Champion LLL HOF

    Re: J.Hens (43) vs Qualm (21) TITLE MATCH

    It's his dream to win, but that ain't what the rest of us find true.
    So even IF this is ya Goal Post.. there's no way that the net is behind you.
    Fuck this fagot's points, nothin' suggests that he's thriving.
    In the ranks, you'll Head back down.. like ya man's request when he's driving.
    You ain't a Legend with writing. Even in the bout that we're booking.
    True, his verses ARE throw-back worthy.. I can hit trashcan's without even looking.
    I've seen you use old lines, n' I won't quit til this shit is solved.
    Fighting styles? He MUST know kung fu... since every punch has a flip involved.
    Paralyzed cats don't get women. Or even deserve the pursuit.
    But bitches are feeding you grapes.. nurses HAVE to give patients a serving of fruit.
    And based off his gay attire, history shows he has no straight desires.
    He's been rubbing sticks together so long it influenced techniques of creating fire.
    My rank is higher. 43 points shows what I'm supplying is realer.
    As far as takin you down, I'll push-21 like playin blackjack and tying the dealer.
    I have volatile flows. I'll cut ya body up, n' the hospital knows.
    If I push my blade to the Limit.. will cut into YOURS as far as it can possibly go.
    I'll hurt this losers feelings, I don't give a fuck who's forgivin' me.
    Shit, If Qualm ever takes it to me... that means I just hit dominoes up for delivery.
    Fuck your consistency. He's a nobody, but the bitch is denyin' this.
    Sorry, but ur more of a flash in the pan than photographers for kitchen appliance's.



    pz
    Monster's Ink

    To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

  7. #7

    Re: J.Hens (43) vs Qualm (21) TITLE MATCH

    forget what ya buddys say, I know ya wack, bitch n all weak
    i'll let u face the evidence... & believe me it's concrete
    stop frontin bitch..ya fake n nobody'll ever appluad hens shit
    the backdrop of YOUR verse makes the wrestling move look crazy authentic

    vs.

    It's his dream to win, but that ain't what the rest of us find true.
    So even IF this is ya Goal Post.. there's no way that the net is behind you.
    You ain't a Legend with writing. Even in the bout that we're booking.
    True, his verses ARE throw-back worthy.. I can hit trashcan's without even looking.
    I have volatile flows. I'll cut ya body up, n' the hospital knows.
    If I push my blade to the Limit.. will cut into YOURS as far as it can possibly go.

    hens was way more consistent. he had a pretty dope verse. qualm's verse wasnt decent, but hens won this pretty easily.

    vote - hens

  8. #8
    HOF
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Age
    38
    Posts
    3,201
    Battle Record
    19-6
    Awards Legendary Member LLL Champion 1-2 Punch HW Champion LLL HOF

    Re: J.Hens (43) vs Qualm (21) TITLE MATCH

    I'm focused on MY verse, shit is gonna be mad thuggin
    just make sure ur're commited to ya own..
    n do something ya dad couldn't
    forget what ya buddys say, I know ya wack, bitch n all weak
    i'll let u face the evidence... & believe me it's concrete
    forget this being equal, I know for fact u will hurt
    if our votes are parallel..then u must be living in that universe
    stop frontin bitch..ya fake n nobody'll ever appluad hens shit
    the backdrop of YOUR verse makes the wrestling move look crazy authentic

    vs.

    It's his dream to win, but that ain't what the rest of us find true.
    So even IF this is ya Goal Post.. there's no way that the net is behind you.
    Fuck this fagot's points, nothin' suggests that he's thriving.
    In the ranks, you'll Head back down.. like ya man's request when he's driving.
    You ain't a Legend with writing. Even in the bout that we're booking.
    True, his verses ARE throw-back worthy.. I can hit trashcan's without even looking.
    I've seen you use old lines, n' I won't quit til this shit is solved.
    Fighting styles? He MUST know kung fu... since every punch has a flip involved.
    Paralyzed cats don't get women. Or even deserve the pursuit.
    But bitches are feeding you grapes.. nurses HAVE to give patients a serving of fruit.
    And based off his gay attire, history shows he has no straight desires.
    He's been rubbing sticks together so long it influenced techniques of creating fire.
    I have volatile flows. I'll cut ya body up, n' the hospital knows.
    If I push my blade to the Limit.. will cut into YOURS as far as it can possibly go.


    Very nice battle guys but Hens killed it this week, Qualm dropped pretty nice (really liked the parellel and backdrop lines) but Hens started with fire and hardly ever fell off, he was much more consistent and had more hard-hittersm, throw-back and kung fu punches were real nice... good stuff from both but Hens took this, easily verse of the week imo.. props to both

    Vote - Hensley.
    "Sound stuff out guys" - Barcotic

  9. #9
    wtf, you serious?
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Posts
    358
    Battle Record
    3-4

    Re: J.Hens (43) vs Qualm (21) TITLE MATCH

    Quote Originally Posted by Qualm View Post
    I'm focused on MY verse, shit is gonna be mad thuggin
    just make sure ur're commited to ya own..
    n do something ya dad couldn't
    mehh
    on the real hens wants to know where the win is
    this time ima say u should hold ya breath..
    ..i've been known to strangle for minutes
    ok
    & Hen's girl act like she religous so much I'd hate her
    but my cocks next door to her face...& she loves thy neighbour
    okish, kinda corny
    ur verse is tagged as infantile, that's whats stuck to ya head
    i feel like singing lullabies to ya..seems appropriate since ima put ya to bed
    mehh/ok
    Never thought I'd battle a veteran, I'm ready to foil the heat
    i've always wanted to battle a legend..
    ..maybe u could get one to join the league?
    i lol'd
    forget what ya buddys say, I know ya wack, bitch n all weak
    i'll let u face the evidence... & believe me it's concrete
    played idea
    ur verse doesn't satisfy n I got bombs to hit him
    I'm just about fed up with Hens..
    ..& I haven't got a problem with him
    lol
    forget this being equal, I know for fact u will hurt
    if our votes are parallel..then u must be living in that universe
    coo
    stop frontin bitch..ya fake n nobody'll ever appluad hens shit
    the backdrop of YOUR verse makes the wrestling move look crazy authentic
    mehh
    u'll never get close to my style, take u years to practice it
    If anyone ever wrote further more to ur style..
    they were adding how wack it is
    ehhh, this was ok

    vs



    It's his dream to win, but that ain't what the rest of us find true.
    So even IF this is ya Goal Post.. there's no way that the net is behind you.
    lmao, nice opener
    Fuck this fagot's points, nothin' suggests that he's thriving.
    In the ranks, you'll Head back down.. like ya man's request when he's driving.
    mehh
    You ain't a Legend with writing. Even in the bout that we're booking.
    True, his verses ARE throw-back worthy.. I can hit trashcan's without even looking.
    LMAOROFL
    I've seen you use old lines, n' I won't quit til this shit is solved.
    Fighting styles? He MUST know kung fu... since every punch has a flip involved.
    coo
    Paralyzed cats don't get women. Or even deserve the pursuit.
    But bitches are feeding you grapes.. nurses HAVE to give patients a serving of fruit.
    ok
    And based off his gay attire, history shows he has no straight desires.
    He's been rubbing sticks together so long it influenced techniques of creating fire.
    lol
    My rank is higher. 43 points shows what I'm supplying is realer.
    As far as takin you down, I'll push-21 like playin blackjack and tying the dealer.
    lol, coo
    I have volatile flows. I'll cut ya body up, n' the hospital knows.
    If I push my blade to the Limit.. will cut into YOURS as far as it can possibly go.
    mehh, this is a pretty aged idea.
    I'll hurt this losers feelings, I don't give a fuck who's forgivin' me.
    Shit, If Qualm ever takes it to me... that means I just hit dominoes up for delivery.
    funny
    Fuck your consistency. He's a nobody, but the bitch is denyin' this.
    Sorry, but ur more of a flash in the pan than photographers for kitchen appliance's.
    mehh



    yeah this was prett one sided, hens came witty n funny qualm came dry n played...obvious vote here, none the less good battle fellas.


    v/ J.Hens.

  10. #10
    deadin the competition Vaskez's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Germany
    Posts
    13,828
    Battle Record
    37-10
    Awards LLL HOF 25+ Wins

    Re: J.Hens (43) vs Qualm (21) TITLE MATCH

    on the real hens wants to know where the win is
    this time ima say u should hold ya breath..
    ..i've been known to strangle for minutes
    & Hen's girl act like she religous so much I'd hate her
    but my cocks next door to her face...& she loves thy neighbour
    ^^lol
    ur verse doesn't satisfy n I got bombs to hit him
    I'm just about fed up with Hens..
    ..& I haven't got a problem with him


    vs.

    Fuck this fagot's points, nothin' suggests that he's thriving.
    In the ranks, you'll Head back down.. like ya man's request when he's driving.
    ^^lmao, but you dont need to capitalise head, we aint stupid man
    I've seen you use old lines, n' I won't quit til this shit is solved.
    Fighting styles? He MUST know kung fu... since every punch has a flip involved.
    I have volatile flows. I'll cut ya body up, n' the hospital knows.
    If I push my blade to the Limit.. will cut into YOURS as far as it can possibly go.
    Fuck your consistency. He's a nobody, but the bitch is denyin' this.
    Sorry, but ur more of a flash in the pan than photographers for kitchen appliance's.

    yeah was just feelin more hits from hens

    v/hens

  11. #11
    Shut up and make music Big Question's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Wakefield, U.K
    Posts
    5,564
    Battle Record
    24-10

    Re: J.Hens (43) vs Qualm (21) TITLE MATCH

    forget what ya buddys say, I know ya wack, bitch n all weak
    i'll let u face the evidence... & believe me it's concrete
    DOPE
    ur verse doesn't satisfy n I got bombs to hit him
    I'm just about fed up with Hens..
    ..& I haven't got a problem with him
    THIS ONE WASNT THAT HARD AT ALL, BUT IT WAS QUITE CUTE

    ALTHOUGH I ONLY QUOTED TWO LINES, MOST OF YOUR VERSE WAS OK, NOTHING REALLY MEH IN THERE, BUT NOTHIN TOO HARD EITHER, DECENT VERSE

    VS




    Fuck this fagot's points, nothin' suggests that he's thriving.
    In the ranks, you'll Head back down.. like ya man's request when he's driving.
    Fuck your consistency. He's a nobody, but the bitch is denyin' this.
    Sorry, but ur more of a flash in the pan than photographers for kitchen appliance's.

    THOSE WERE COOL, SAME AS QUALM ALTHOUGH I ONLY QUOTED 2 LINES MOST OF YOUR VERSE WAS ABOVE AVERAGE, AND A LOT OF NEARLY QUOTEABLES.


    BOTH CAME CONSISTENT, BUT HENS JUST CAME BETTER CONSISTENT

    V/HENS
    A.I



    Hip Hop Uk Resurrection

  12. #12
    savoir
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    uk
    Posts
    6,552
    Battle Record
    18-6
    Awards LLL Season Champion LLL HOF

    Re: J.Hens (43) vs Qualm (21) TITLE MATCH

    cool battle:

    I'm focused on MY verse, shit is gonna be mad thuggin
    just make sure ur're commited to ya own..
    n do something ya dad couldn't
    forget what ya buddys say, I know ya wack, bitch n all weak
    i'll let u face the evidence... & believe me it's concrete
    forget this being equal, I know for fact u will hurt
    if our votes are parallel..then u must be living in that universe

    vs

    It's his dream to win, but that ain't what the rest of us find true.
    So even IF this is ya Goal Post.. there's no way that the net is behind you.
    Fuck this fagot's points, nothin' suggests that he's thriving.
    In the ranks, you'll Head back down.. like ya man's request when he's driving
    I've seen you use old lines, n' I won't quit til this shit is solved.
    Fighting styles? He MUST know kung fu... since every punch has a flip involved
    I have volatile flows. I'll cut ya body up, n' the hospital knows.
    If I push my blade to the Limit.. will cut into YOURS as far as it can possibly go

    this was a pretty cool matchup and a good read. neither of you had any real stinkers, and were pretty consistent throughout. hens came to a higher standard for the most part though, his concepts were a little more interesting to me. qualm i liked your drop. the concrete line in particular was very dope. a couple of times you got a little bit bland, but never actually fell off. good shit. hens came pretty nice. there wasn't a line that completely stood out and owned it but the drop was consistently good. kung fu was cool, i liked that alot. blackjack idea was also cool, but for some reason when i read it i couldn't shake the fact that i wished you'd made it into a 'stick at 21' line. i dunno, i just thought that would have been doper lol, but maybe it's me.

    v/hens

  13. #13
    is golden Rule.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    seattle
    Posts
    5,724
    Battle Record
    32-11

    Re: J.Hens (43) vs Qualm (21) TITLE MATCH

    qualm -

    I'm focused on MY verse, shit is gonna be mad thuggin
    just make sure ur're commited to ya own..
    n do something ya dad couldn't
    - ha funny.

    on the real hens wants to know where the win is
    this time ima say u should hold ya breath..
    ..i've been known to strangle for minutes
    - ok-ish

    & Hen's girl act like she religous so much I'd hate her
    but my cocks next door to her face...& she loves thy neighbour
    - ok concept, but the way it was delivered was kinda simple..

    ur verse is tagged as infantile, that's whats stuck to ya head
    i feel like singing lullabies to ya..seems appropriate since ima put ya to bed
    - hmm kinda predictable.

    Never thought I'd battle a veteran, I'm ready to foil the heat
    i've always wanted to battle a legend..
    ..maybe u could get one to join the league?
    - eh aint feelin this.

    forget what ya buddys say, I know ya wack, bitch n all weak
    i'll let u face the evidence... & believe me it's concrete
    - nice flip.

    ur verse doesn't satisfy n I got bombs to hit him
    I'm just about fed up with Hens..
    ..& I haven't got a problem with him
    - straight.

    forget this being equal, I know for fact u will hurt
    if our votes are parallel..then u must be living in that universe
    - heh

    stop frontin bitch..ya fake n nobody'll ever appluad hens shit
    the backdrop of YOUR verse makes the wrestling move look crazy authentic
    - aight, creative.

    u'll never get close to my style, take u years to practice it
    If anyone ever wrote further more to ur style..
    they were adding how wack it is
    - wording was weird, but decent.

    vs

    j.hens -

    It's his dream to win, but that ain't what the rest of us find true.
    So even IF this is ya Goal Post.. there's no way that the net is behind you.
    - heh aight.

    Fuck this fagot's points, nothin' suggests that he's thriving.
    In the ranks, you'll Head back down.. like ya man's request when he's driving.
    - meh, kinda forced-ish, but wording made it decent.

    You ain't a Legend with writing. Even in the bout that we're booking.
    True, his verses ARE throw-back worthy.. I can hit trashcan's without even looking.
    - lol cool.

    I've seen you use old lines, n' I won't quit til this shit is solved.
    Fighting styles? He MUST know kung fu... since every punch has a flip involved.
    - hah ok

    Paralyzed cats don't get women. Or even deserve the pursuit.
    But bitches are feeding you grapes.. nurses HAVE to give patients a serving of fruit.
    - eh wording was kinda off here. interesting concept tho.

    And based off his gay attire, history shows he has no straight desires.
    He's been rubbing sticks together so long it influenced techniques of creating fire.
    - hm maybe.

    My rank is higher. 43 points shows what I'm supplying is realer.
    As far as takin you down, I'll push-21 like playin blackjack and tying the dealer.
    - okay.

    I have volatile flows. I'll cut ya body up, n' the hospital knows.
    If I push my blade to the Limit.. will cut into YOURS as far as it can possibly go.
    - cool misdirection.

    I'll hurt this losers feelings, I don't give a fuck who's forgivin' me.
    Shit, If Qualm ever takes it to me... that means I just hit dominoes up for delivery.
    - haha i liked this.

    Fuck your consistency. He's a nobody, but the bitch is denyin' this.
    Sorry, but ur more of a flash in the pan than photographers for kitchen appliance's.
    - funny visual, aight punch.

    pretty str8 battle here.. both came pretty nice as expected. as far as quotables that i liked, i got 4-Qualm and 5-Hens. I think it woulda been ALOT closer to call if qualm woulda been able to polish/reword some of his punches 'n concepts, but i got him fallin short by a little bit. He had a lot of potentially nice lines, that seemed to not get the atten it deserved cus of wording & execution. Hens came with his usual wit, and has a way of making an ordinary thought and makin' it into a nice punch. cool battle all in all, and g/l to both.

    v. J.Hens

    To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

  14. #14
    Merk Squad
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    12,828
    Battle Record
    52-32
    Awards Legendary Battle Haymaker Maddnes Champion - HM 3 winner 50+ Wins Legendary Member OM HOF LLL Champion LLL Season Champion LLL HOF

    Re: J.Hens (43) vs Qualm (21) TITLE MATCH

    It was obvious who won here... but I have to john that CAPS shit is frontlines style... both had some decent concepts but hens's were fresher and less flips... it wasn't a blowout my any means but qualm didn't hit as hard....

    V/hense

  15. #15
    deadin the competition Vaskez's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Germany
    Posts
    13,828
    Battle Record
    37-10
    Awards LLL HOF 25+ Wins

    Re: J.Hens (43) vs Qualm (21) TITLE MATCH

    spit you gotta refer to individual lines or quote them at least to show you read it properly

Similar Threads

  1. ***HW Title: J.Hens(21) vs. Qualm(12)***
    By Vaskez in forum Closed Battles
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: October 18th, 2008, 09:27 AM
  2. J.Hens (34) vs Philly (31) HW Title Match
    By Erupt in forum Closed Battles
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: April 28th, 2008, 08:54 AM
  3. ***HW Title Match: J. Hens (29) vs. COM (17) ***
    By Vaskez in forum Closed Battles
    Replies: 22
    Last Post: April 21st, 2008, 06:53 AM
  4. HW Title: J.Hens. (6-0) Vs. ...?... (4-1)
    By Tim in forum Closed Battles
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: February 2nd, 2008, 07:41 AM
  5. HW TITLE MATCH: Savir. (6-1) vs J.Hens. (6-1)
    By $pitacular in forum Closed Battles
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: October 4th, 2005, 08:46 PM

Posting Rules

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •