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    Re: ***HW Title: J.Hens (champ) (39) vs. ..?.. (27

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    Re: ***HW Title: J.Hens (champ) (39) vs. ..?.. (27

    LISTEN....

    Loving your custom title, though its a wack defence for you fam
    Everyone knows Who? under J.Hens...is more than likely a man
    Bet your starving too since ya broke, lemme spare you a thought
    There isnt a hitch in your verse, but in real life its that or public transport
    Musta caught an ego, coz your big headed n no one likes you G
    You claim your big business, but bitch no one wants to be in your company
    I aint frontin see, seems youve fallen off n ya verses are annoying
    Lately youve been submitting wacker messages than a gypsy clairvoyant
    Im buoyant, your a down n out n im leaving you beheaded worse
    Coz bottom line when john drops, is just as wack as the first
    Got you immersed, i could shout bout my dopeness a lot like the vets did
    But i wont give you the hard sell, retards get the one thats soft and padded
    Im kinda glad kid, coz you got your talent level twisted cuz
    You n dope verses remind me of E.T...They`re alien to everyone of us
    Your better blood, but I`ll hit you with punches n kicks to knock ya cold
    To me your a step up...Nothing a swift lift of the knee cant solve
    Lemme be bold, im not here to lose n i aint calling ya bluff
    But fuck the W...Just one of you faggots is more than enough
    You got BW bitches all over your prick, the type that down for life too
    Even when i cut your reign short, your riders will find sumthin to hold onto
    With girls you aint got no clue, n bitch your sex lifes a fake too
    Only time your girl has a frightening sex drive is when she tryna escape you
    Its true im dumb but your far worse dude, yeah ok your the champ G
    It might be a stupid question whos champ next week....
    ...but thats better than a retarded john hensley

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    Re: ***HW Title: J.Hens (champ) (39) vs. ..?.. (27

    -2 votes to john for lateness
    Last edited by Erupt; May 3rd, 2008 at 02:24 PM

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    Re: ***HW Title: J.Hens (champ) (39) vs. ..?.. (27


    Quote Originally Posted by ...?...
    well i really didnt want to win like this. and after half assing i expected to come on here n see me losing
    but....
    hey

    im taking the no-show.



    I dunno what's more retarded.

    You taking that no show, n' wantin respect for what you've written.
    Or that if u DIDN'T half ass... you woulda came in expecting something different.
    It's ironic you're a pussy, even if all the shit you've sent is gay.
    Q's verses are like vaginas after birth.. everything tight about them went away.
    If I list battlers from best to worst, I'm not lending my repentence.
    It's just like punctuation, the way question mark belongs at the ending of the sentence.
    His lines never improve. Everyone I count's wack in this cat's descent.
    You're like bungie jumping tragedies... you never bounce back from your accidents.
    You're constantly whining. So i'll easily deflect the slander.
    YOUR childish-shit is forcin' diaper companies to upgrade their protection standards.
    I'll make your rank plummet. Sorry to spoil it dog.
    You'll be doin a downward plunge.
    ... that's only rivaled by the one you do when someone's toilet is clogged.
    Ya never have a tight piece to select. Ya punchlines cease to connect.
    Shit, your fall in rank has Iron companies impressed by its DeCreasing effect.
    You seem confident in your lines, but I can tell he doubts their creation.
    Don't be mad. Your only chants of an upset... is when you're yellin' out in frustration.
    Don't diss on Q's posture, it's been like that since he dropped to earth.
    Considering his Circum-stances.. the result of havin mosta his dick cut off at birth.
    A game can explain the rules, about how easy i'll take this fool.
    Fuck Billiards. I'll leave Q covered in chalk like I was about to break in Pool.
    It all adds up. You're a fraction of me, so this cat'll get killed.
    Kids count on your losses so easily, 1st graders use you to learn mathematical skills.
    You need to read a tutorial. Otherwise, you'll never drop any flames.
    When it comes to learning, you're way below the curve.. like the dot in your name.



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    Re: ***HW Title: J.Hens (champ) (39) vs. ..?.. (27

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    ...?...
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    Loving your custom title, though its a wack defence for you fam
    Everyone knows Who? under J.Hens...is more than likely a man
    Yeah aight
    Bet your starving too since ya broke, lemme spare you a thought
    There isnt a hitch in your verse, but in real life its that or public transport
    Cool concept
    Musta caught an ego, coz your big headed n no one likes you G
    You claim your big business, but bitch no one wants to be in your company
    I liked this
    I aint frontin see, seems youve fallen off n ya verses are annoying
    Lately youve been submitting wacker messages than a gypsy clairvoyant
    Reachin here...
    Im buoyant, your a down n out n im leaving you beheaded worse
    Coz bottom line when john drops, is just as wack as the first
    A bit too simplistic, and the set-up was random
    Got you immersed, i could shout bout my dopeness a lot like the vets did
    But i wont give you the hard sell, retards get the one thats soft and padded
    Kinda funny
    Im kinda glad kid, coz you got your talent level twisted cuz
    You n dope verses remind me of E.T...They`re alien to everyone of us
    Wasn't feelin it much
    Your better blood, but I`ll hit you with punches n kicks to knock ya cold
    To me your a step up...Nothing a swift lift of the knee cant solve
    Doesn't rhyme to me. Wording was coo
    Lemme be bold, im not here to lose n i aint calling ya bluff
    But fuck the W...Just one of you faggots is more than enough
    Aight, aight
    You got BW bitches all over your prick, the type that down for life too
    Even when i cut your reign short, your riders will find sumthin to hold onto
    That was nice, lol, shit
    With girls you aint got no clue, n bitch your sex lifes a fake too
    Only time your girl has a frightening sex drive is when she tryna escape you
    Ehhh
    Its true im dumb but your far worse dude, yeah ok your the champ G
    It might be a stupid question whos champ next week....
    ...but thats better than a retarded john hensley
    Coo wording, don't know how I feel bout you callin yourself dumb tho

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    J. Hens
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    I dunno what's more retarded.
    You taking that no show, n' wantin respect for what you've written.
    Or that if u DIDN'T half ass... you woulda came in expecting something different.
    S'alright
    It's ironic you're a pussy, even if all the shit you've sent is gay.
    Q's verses are like vaginas after birth.. everything tight about them went away.
    Lol
    If I list battlers from best to worst, I'm not lending my repentence.
    It's just like punctuation, the way question mark belongs at the ending of the sentence.
    Seemed weird to me, idk
    His lines never improve. Everyone I count's wack in this cat's descent.
    You're like bungie jumping tragedies... you never bounce back from your accidents.
    Third time in a row you've used "... is like..." punches. Ehh. This was iffy.
    You're constantly whining. So i'll easily deflect the slander.
    YOUR childish-shit is forcin' diaper companies to upgrade their protection standards.
    Ok
    I'll make your rank plummet. Sorry to spoil it dog.
    You'll be doin a downward plunge.
    ... that's only rivaled by the one you do when someone's toilet is clogged.
    I think it coulda been a bit better, decent-ish
    Ya never have a tight piece to select. Ya punchlines cease to connect.
    Shit, your fall in rank has Iron companies impressed by its DeCreasing effect.
    Ehhhh
    You seem confident in your lines, but I can tell he doubts their creation.
    Don't be mad. Your only chants of an upset... is when you're yellin' out in frustration.
    Aight
    Don't diss on Q's posture, it's been like that since he dropped to earth.
    Considering his Circum-stances.. the result of havin mosta his dick cut off at birth.
    Not really much of a diss imo
    A game can explain the rules, about how easy i'll take this fool.
    Fuck Billiards. I'll leave Q covered in chalk like I was about to break in Pool.
    This has been old for forever
    It all adds up. You're a fraction of me, so this cat'll get killed.
    Kids count on your losses so easily, 1st graders use you to learn mathematical skills.
    Kinda funny
    You need to read a tutorial. Otherwise, you'll never drop any flames.
    When it comes to learning, you're way below the curve.. like the dot in your name.
    Ok

    ---
    Musta caught an ego, coz your big headed n no one likes you G
    You claim your big business, but bitch no one wants to be in your company
    You got BW bitches all over your prick, the type that down for life too
    Even when i cut your reign short, your riders will find sumthin to hold onto

    VS

    It's ironic you're a pussy, even if all the shit you've sent is gay.
    Q's verses are like vaginas after birth.. everything tight about them went away.
    It all adds up. You're a fraction of me, so this cat'll get killed.
    Kids count on your losses so easily, 1st graders use you to learn mathematical skills.
    ---



    If you're a potential voter, and you're reading this before you've voted, you're wack and looking for reasons to get influenced. Vote.

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    Q was pretty solid this week. That reign punch actually made me laugh. Most of the verse was creative. A couple more were almost quoted.

    I'm one of the few, I guess, who doesn't really feel John's style too much. It seems like a lot of the punches either are like "...is like..." punches (like I pointed out above) or are like "your ___ is so ___, __ companies could use them to ____". It got old to me, and those type of punches were never hard-hitting to me, just either funny or wack. Some were good, like the one I quoted, some weren't. Usualy John has other punches in there that don't follow those formats, but in this case, I don't think it was enough. My personal opinion is that as an overall verse, Q was more consistent (I'm beginning to hate that word cuz that's becoming the new "harsh" ie. an excuse to use why someone won/lost) and had the potb.



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    Re: ***HW Title: J.Hens (champ) (39) vs. ..?.. (27

    Loving your custom title, though its a wack defence for you fam
    Everyone knows Who? under J.Hens...is more than likely a man
    lol coo
    Bet your starving too since ya broke, lemme spare you a thought
    There isnt a hitch in your verse, but in real life its that or public transport
    ok coo
    Musta caught an ego, coz your big headed n no one likes you G
    You claim your big business, but bitch no one wants to be in your company
    okk...
    I aint frontin see, seems youve fallen off n ya verses are annoying
    Lately youve been submitting wacker messages than a gypsy clairvoyant
    i dont get it
    Im buoyant, your a down n out n im leaving you beheaded worse
    Coz bottom line when john drops, is just as wack as the first
    lmao!
    Got you immersed, i could shout bout my dopeness a lot like the vets did
    But i wont give you the hard sell, retards get the one thats soft and padded
    nice
    Im kinda glad kid, coz you got your talent level twisted cuz
    You n dope verses remind me of E.T...They`re alien to everyone of us
    ok/mehh
    Your better blood, but I`ll hit you with punches n kicks to knock ya cold
    To me your a step up...Nothing a swift lift of the knee cant solve
    decent
    Lemme be bold, im not here to lose n i aint calling ya bluff
    But fuck the W...Just one of you faggots is more than enough
    ok
    You got BW bitches all over your prick, the type that down for life too
    Even when i cut your reign short, your riders will find sumthin to hold onto
    ok bro
    With girls you aint got no clue, n bitch your sex lifes a fake too
    Only time your girl has a frightening sex drive is when she tryna escape you
    okish
    Its true im dumb but your far worse dude, yeah ok your the champ G
    It might be a stupid question whos champ next week....
    ...but thats better than a retarded john hensley
    nice

    vs

    You taking that no show, n' wantin respect for what you've written.
    Or that if u DIDN'T half ass... you woulda came in expecting something different.
    coo
    It's ironic you're a pussy, even if all the shit you've sent is gay.
    Q's verses are like vaginas after birth.. everything tight about them went away.
    lol
    If I list battlers from best to worst, I'm not lending my repentence.
    It's just like punctuation, the way question mark belongs at the ending of the sentence.
    ok coo
    His lines never improve. Everyone I count's wack in this cat's descent.
    You're like bungie jumping tragedies... you never bounce back from your accidents.
    ok coo again
    You're constantly whining. So i'll easily deflect the slander.
    YOUR childish-shit is forcin' diaper companies to upgrade their protection standards.
    mehh okish
    I'll make your rank plummet. Sorry to spoil it dog.
    You'll be doin a downward plunge.
    ... that's only rivaled by the one you do when someone's toilet is clogged.
    nahhhh
    Ya never have a tight piece to select. Ya punchlines cease to connect.
    Shit, your fall in rank has Iron companies impressed by its DeCreasing effect.
    lol forced as hell
    You seem confident in your lines, but I can tell he doubts their creation.
    Don't be mad. Your only chants of an upset... is when you're yellin' out in frustration.
    lol ok kinda played
    Don't diss on Q's posture, it's been like that since he dropped to earth.
    Considering his Circum-stances.. the result of havin mosta his dick cut off at birth.
    mehh
    A game can explain the rules, about how easy i'll take this fool.
    Fuck Billiards. I'll leave Q covered in chalk like I was about to break in Pool.
    i did this better
    It all adds up. You're a fraction of me, so this cat'll get killed.
    Kids count on your losses so easily, 1st graders use you to learn mathematical skills.
    lmfao
    You need to read a tutorial. Otherwise, you'll never drop any flames.
    When it comes to learning, you're way below the curve.. like the dot in your name.
    lol


    overall- good battle, both came ok but i have to sy Q did pull the upset this week, j had some original lines again but nothing that made me say WHOA. anyways, Q takes this, he was witty n harsh.


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    Re: ***HW Title: J.Hens (champ) (39) vs. ..?.. (27

    Loving your custom title, though its a wack defence for you fam
    Everyone knows Who? under J.Hens...is more than likely a man
    [meh/iight]
    Bet your starving too since ya broke, lemme spare you a thought
    There isnt a hitch in your verse, but in real life its that or public transport
    [concept is solid but the wording and rhyming really weaken it]
    Musta caught an ego, coz your big headed n no one likes you G
    You claim your big business, but bitch no one wants to be in your company
    [best so far but the 'you claim your big business' is a little contrived, if you set itup some other way this could have been dope]
    I aint frontin see, seems youve fallen off n ya verses are annoying
    Lately youve been submitting wacker messages than a gypsy clairvoyant
    [iight at best, reaching a little]
    Im buoyant, your a down n out n im leaving you beheaded worse
    Coz bottom line when john drops, is just as wack as the first
    [eh, not enough context]
    Got you immersed, i could shout bout my dopeness a lot like the vets did
    But i wont give you the hard sell, retards get the one thats soft and padded
    [again, i feel like this concept is not reaching its full potential because of the setup and weak rhyming]
    Im kinda glad kid, coz you got your talent level twisted cuz
    You n dope verses remind me of E.T...They`re alien to everyone of us
    [iighti guess]
    Your better blood, but I`ll hit you with punches n kicks to knock ya cold
    To me your a step up...Nothing a swift lift of the knee cant solve
    [idk about this concept.. meh]
    Lemme be bold, im not here to lose n i aint calling ya bluff
    But fuck the W...Just one of you faggots is more than enough
    [eh]
    You got BW bitches all over your prick, the type that down for life too
    Even when i cut your reign short, your riders will find sumthin to hold onto
    [good]
    With girls you aint got no clue, n bitch your sex lifes a fake too
    Only time your girl has a frightening sex drive is when she tryna escape you
    [playedish]
    Its true im dumb but your far worse dude, yeah ok your the champ G
    It might be a stupid question whos champ next week....
    ...but thats better than a retarded john hensley
    [clever, but you kindof of cancel it out by insulting yourself[

    vs

    You taking that no show, n' wantin respect for what you've written.
    Or that if u DIDN'T half ass... you woulda came in expecting something different.
    [iight]
    It's ironic you're a pussy, even if all the shit you've sent is gay.
    Q's verses are like vaginas after birth.. everything tight about them went away.
    [ha, near-dope]
    If I list battlers from best to worst, I'm not lending my repentence.
    It's just like punctuation, the way question mark belongs at the ending of the sentence.
    [played on him]
    His lines never improve. Everyone I count's wack in this cat's descent.
    You're like bungie jumping tragedies... you never bounce back from your accidents.
    [eh, came off real awkward]
    You're constantly whining. So i'll easily deflect the slander.
    YOUR childish-shit is forcin' diaper companies to upgrade their protection standards.
    [meh/iight, well-worded but corny]
    I'll make your rank plummet. Sorry to spoil it dog.
    You'll be doin a downward plunge.
    ... that's only rivaled by the one you do when someone's toilet is clogged.
    [meh/iight, i don't think u can do much better than that with this kind of a flip]
    Ya never have a tight piece to select. Ya punchlines cease to connect.
    Shit, your fall in rank has Iron companies impressed by its DeCreasing effect
    [meh/iight]
    You seem confident in your lines, but I can tell he doubts their creation.
    Don't be mad. Your only chants of an upset... is when you're yellin' out in frustration.
    [chants/chance? no]
    Don't diss on Q's posture, it's been like that since he dropped to earth.
    Considering his Circum-stances.. the result of havin mosta his dick cut off at birth.
    [na]
    A game can explain the rules, about how easy i'll take this fool.
    Fuck Billiards. I'll leave Q covered in chalk like I was about to break in Pool.
    [iight flip, somewhat played on him tho]
    It all adds up. You're a fraction of me, so this cat'll get killed.
    Kids count on your losses so easily, 1st graders use you to learn mathematical skills.
    [iight]
    You need to read a tutorial. Otherwise, you'll never drop any flames.
    When it comes to learning, you're way below the curve.. like the dot in your name.
    [iight]

    kind of weird showing from both here, anyways i have hens edging this out Q had some cool concepts that just weren't executed very well and ended up costing him the win

    v/ jhens
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    Re: ***HW Title: J.Hens (champ) (39) vs. ..?.. (27

    Im buoyant, your a down n out n im leaving you beheaded worse
    Coz bottom line when john drops, is just as wack as the first
    Its true im dumb but your far worse dude, yeah ok your the champ G
    It might be a stupid question whos champ next week....
    ...but thats better than a retarded john hensley

    vs

    Ya never have a tight piece to select. Ya punchlines cease to connect.
    Shit, your fall in rank has Iron companies impressed by its DeCreasing effect.
    You seem confident in your lines, but I can tell he doubts their creation.
    Don't be mad. Your only chants of an upset... is when you're yellin' out in frustration.
    A game can explain the rules, about how easy i'll take this fool.
    Fuck Billiards. I'll leave Q covered in chalk like I was about to break in Pool.

    pretty close here. hens came below average for him. ? had some up and downs...

    v/hens
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    Re: ***HW Title: J.Hens (champ) (39) vs. ..?.. (27

    Loving your custom title, though its a wack defence for you fam
    Everyone knows Who? under J.Hens...is more than likely a man
    -nice

    Bet your starving too since ya broke, lemme spare you a thought
    There isnt a hitch in your verse, but in real life its that or public transport
    -wordy

    Musta caught an ego, coz your big headed n no one likes you G
    You claim your big business, but bitch no one wants to be in your company
    -nice

    I aint frontin see, seems youve fallen off n ya verses are annoying
    Lately youve been submitting wacker messages than a gypsy clairvoyant
    -strechin it man.

    Im buoyant, your a down n out n im leaving you beheaded worse
    Coz bottom line when john drops, is just as wack as the first
    -that nice, lmao

    Got you immersed, i could shout bout my dopeness a lot like the vets did
    But i wont give you the hard sell, retards get the one thats soft and padded
    -heh

    Im kinda glad kid, coz you got your talent level twisted cuz
    You n dope verses remind me of E.T...They`re alien to everyone of us
    -no

    Your better blood, but I`ll hit you with punches n kicks to knock ya cold
    To me your a step up...Nothing a swift lift of the knee cant solve
    -no

    Lemme be bold, im not here to lose n i aint calling ya bluff
    But fuck the W...Just one of you faggots is more than enough
    -heh its played but i like it

    You got BW bitches all over your prick, the type that down for life too
    Even when i cut your reign short, your riders will find sumthin to hold onto
    -heh its ok

    With girls you aint got no clue, n bitch your sex lifes a fake too
    Only time your girl has a frightening sex drive is when she tryna escape you
    -no

    Its true im dumb but your far worse dude, yeah ok your the champ G
    It might be a stupid question whos champ next week....
    ...but thats better than a retarded john hensley
    -haha nice


    You taking that no show, n' wantin respect for what you've written.
    Or that if u DIDN'T half ass... you woulda came in expecting something different.
    -thats nice

    It's ironic you're a pussy, even if all the shit you've sent is gay.
    Q's verses are like vaginas after birth.. everything tight about them went away.
    -Played but nice

    If I list battlers from best to worst, I'm not lending my repentence.
    It's just like punctuation, the way question mark belongs at the ending of the sentence.
    -Heh

    His lines never improve. Everyone I count's wack in this cat's descent.
    You're like bungie jumping tragedies... you never bounce back from your accidents.
    -nice

    You're constantly whining. So i'll easily deflect the slander.
    YOUR childish-shit is forcin' diaper companies to upgrade their protection standards.
    -haha oh shit

    I'll make your rank plummet. Sorry to spoil it dog.
    You'll be doin a downward plunge.
    ... that's only rivaled by the one you do when someone's toilet is clogged.
    -thats played

    Ya never have a tight piece to select. Ya punchlines cease to connect.
    Shit, your fall in rank has Iron companies impressed by its DeCreasing effect.
    -its dope

    You seem confident in your lines, but I can tell he doubts their creation.
    Don't be mad. Your only chants of an upset... is when you're yellin' out in frustration.
    -its nice

    Don't diss on Q's posture, it's been like that since he dropped to earth.
    Considering his Circum-stances.. the result of havin mosta his dick cut off at birth.
    -ok

    A game can explain the rules, about how easy i'll take this fool.
    Fuck Billiards. I'll leave Q covered in chalk like I was about to break in Pool.
    -dammmn
    t all adds up. You're a fraction of me, so this cat'll get killed.
    Kids count on your losses so easily, 1st graders use you to learn mathematical skills.
    -heh

    You need to read a tutorial. Otherwise, you'll never drop any flames.
    When it comes to learning, you're way below the curve.. like the dot in your name.
    -lol oh shit


    very close but V/ Hens
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    Re: ***HW Title: J.Hens (champ) (39) vs. ..?.. (27

    ...?... -

    Loving your custom title, though its a wack defence for you fam
    Everyone knows Who? under J.Hens...is more than likely a man
    - ok, funnyish.

    Bet your starving too since ya broke, lemme spare you a thought
    There isnt a hitch in your verse, but in real life its that or public transport
    - haha ok

    Musta caught an ego, coz your big headed n no one likes you G
    You claim your big business, but bitch no one wants to be in your company
    - heh aight.. came across kinda simple-ish.

    I aint frontin see, seems youve fallen off n ya verses are annoying
    Lately youve been submitting wacker messages than a gypsy clairvoyant
    - ehhhh

    Im buoyant, your a down n out n im leaving you beheaded worse
    Coz bottom line when john drops, is just as wack as the first
    - hahaa. worded this well for a played-ish concept. good flip.

    Got you immersed, i could shout bout my dopeness a lot like the vets did
    But i wont give you the hard sell, retards get the one thats soft and padded
    - hmm ok.

    Im kinda glad kid, coz you got your talent level twisted cuz
    You n dope verses remind me of E.T...They`re alien to everyone of us
    - ok

    Your better blood, but I`ll hit you with punches n kicks to knock ya cold
    To me your a step up...Nothing a swift lift of the knee cant solve
    - not feelin.

    Lemme be bold, im not here to lose n i aint calling ya bluff
    But fuck the W...Just one of you faggots is more than enough
    - pretty simple, but aight.

    You got BW bitches all over your prick, the type that down for life too
    Even when i cut your reign short, your riders will find sumthin to hold onto
    - lol

    With girls you aint got no clue, n bitch your sex lifes a fake too
    Only time your girl has a frightening sex drive is when she tryna escape you
    - lol! nice

    Its true im dumb but your far worse dude, yeah ok your the champ G
    It might be a stupid question whos champ next week....
    ...but thats better than a retarded john hensley
    - hahahaha

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    j.hens -

    You taking that no show, n' wantin respect for what you've written.
    Or that if u DIDN'T half ass... you woulda came in expecting something different.
    - hmm ok.

    It's ironic you're a pussy, even if all the shit you've sent is gay.
    Q's verses are like vaginas after birth.. everything tight about them went away.
    - lol funny.

    If I list battlers from best to worst, I'm not lending my repentence.
    It's just like punctuation, the way question mark belongs at the ending of the sentence.
    - ehh

    His lines never improve. Everyone I count's wack in this cat's descent.
    You're like bungie jumping tragedies... you never bounce back from your accidents.
    - almost predictable.. not feelin really.

    You're constantly whining. So i'll easily deflect the slander.
    YOUR childish-shit is forcin' diaper companies to upgrade their protection standards.
    - funny.

    I'll make your rank plummet. Sorry to spoil it dog.
    You'll be doin a downward plunge.
    ... that's only rivaled by the one you do when someone's toilet is clogged.
    - haha nice

    Ya never have a tight piece to select. Ya punchlines cease to connect.
    Shit, your fall in rank has Iron companies impressed by its DeCreasing effect.
    - nahh.

    You seem confident in your lines, but I can tell he doubts their creation.
    Don't be mad. Your only chants of an upset... is when you're yellin' out in frustration.
    - chants/chance is played to me.. sry.

    Don't diss on Q's posture, it's been like that since he dropped to earth.
    Considering his Circum-stances.. the result of havin mosta his dick cut off at birth.
    - hmm.. kinda reachin here .. a lil forced to me.. i see what ur doin tho.

    A game can explain the rules, about how easy i'll take this fool.
    Fuck Billiards. I'll leave Q covered in chalk like I was about to break in Pool.
    - ok

    It all adds up. You're a fraction of me, so this cat'll get killed.
    Kids count on your losses so easily, 1st graders use you to learn mathematical skills.
    - lol nice

    You need to read a tutorial. Otherwise, you'll never drop any flames.
    When it comes to learning, you're way below the curve.. like the dot in your name.
    - creative.

    Quotables:

    ...?...
    Bet your starving too since ya broke, lemme spare you a thought
    There isnt a hitch in your verse, but in real life its that or public transport
    Im buoyant, your a down n out n im leaving you beheaded worse
    Coz bottom line when john drops, is just as wack as the first
    You got BW bitches all over your prick, the type that down for life too
    Even when i cut your reign short, your riders will find sumthin to hold onto
    With girls you aint got no clue, n bitch your sex lifes a fake too
    Only time your girl has a frightening sex drive is when she tryna escape you
    Its true im dumb but your far worse dude, yeah ok your the champ G
    It might be a stupid question whos champ next week....
    ...but thats better than a retarded john hensley

    ^lotb imo.

    vs

    J.Hens
    It's ironic you're a pussy, even if all the shit you've sent is gay.
    Q's verses are like vaginas after birth.. everything tight about them went away.
    I'll make your rank plummet. Sorry to spoil it dog.
    You'll be doin a downward plunge.
    ... that's only rivaled by the one you do when someone's toilet is clogged.
    It all adds up. You're a fraction of me, so this cat'll get killed.
    Kids count on your losses so easily, 1st graders use you to learn mathematical skills.

    ^ your best line imo.

    You need to read a tutorial. Otherwise, you'll never drop any flames.
    When it comes to learning, you're way below the curve.. like the dot in your name.

    overall, this was a dope matchup. both really brought out some creative lines and had the funny factor going.. but damn, i thought Q brought fire this week. he was really consistent thoughout.. had a few rough parts, but for the most part he came pretty solid. john had some real nice stuff too, but there seemed to be alot of repetitiveness in his verse with the setups and how he delivered them, and it got kinda tiring. this was really close, but i think Q was just on point in this match, and he takes this. g/l guys.

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    Re: ***HW Title: J.Hens (champ) (39) vs. ..?.. (27

    Loving your custom title, though its a wack defence for you fam
    Everyone knows Who? under J.Hens...is more than likely a man
    ^^^^good, not quite perfect cos the wording is tricky.
    Bet your starving too since ya broke, lemme spare you a thought
    There isnt a hitch in your verse, but in real life its that or public transport
    ^^^^good. i kinda wish you'd flipped it about so the first half didn't compliment him though, cos the diss didn't contradict it.
    Musta caught an ego, coz your big headed n no one likes you G
    You claim your big business, but bitch no one wants to be in your company
    ^^^^i've seen this idea before
    I aint frontin see, seems youve fallen off n ya verses are annoying
    Lately youve been submitting wacker messages than a gypsy clairvoyant
    ^^^^nah, lol at getting the word clairvoyant in though. the mag needs a vocab shoutout.
    Im buoyant, your a down n out n im leaving you beheaded worse
    Coz bottom line when john drops, is just as wack as the first
    ^^^^decent but i've seen similar bottom line flips a few times
    Got you immersed, i could shout bout my dopeness a lot like the vets did
    But i wont give you the hard sell, retards get the one thats soft and padded
    ^^^^rofl harris. this was fresh to me and dope
    Im kinda glad kid, coz you got your talent level twisted cuz
    You n dope verses remind me of E.T...They`re alien to everyone of us
    ^^^^nah, too simple. made me think i was missing something, but i can't see how i am
    Your better blood, but I`ll hit you with punches n kicks to knock ya cold
    To me your a step up...Nothing a swift lift of the knee cant solve
    ^^^^i though this was really cool
    Lemme be bold, im not here to lose n i aint calling ya bluff
    But fuck the W...Just one of you faggots is more than enough
    ^^^^coolio
    You got BW bitches all over your prick, the type that down for life too
    Even when i cut your reign short, your riders will find sumthin to hold onto
    ^^^^decent concept let down a little by wording (again tricky) and lack of real insult factor. insults d/r's more than hens
    With girls you aint got no clue, n bitch your sex lifes a fake too
    Only time your girl has a frightening sex drive is when she tryna escape you
    ^^^^nahhhh
    Its true im dumb but your far worse dude, yeah ok your the champ G
    It might be a stupid question whos champ next week....
    ...but thats better than a retarded john hensley
    ^^^^decent, but i've seen a lot of question flips on your name and the fact that this one called you stupid detracted from it a bit.

    i liked this verse a lot Q, pretty consistent and your really good lines were just swell.


    vs


    I dunno what's more retarded.

    You taking that no show, n' wantin respect for what you've written.
    Or that if u DIDN'T half ass... you woulda came in expecting something different.
    ^^^^i liked it quite a bit
    It's ironic you're a pussy, even if all the shit you've sent is gay.
    Q's verses are like vaginas after birth.. everything tight about them went away.
    ^^^^nahhhh, bit too simple
    If I list battlers from best to worst, I'm not lending my repentence.
    It's just like punctuation, the way question mark belongs at the ending of the sentence.
    ^^^^at first i thought this was good but not great, rereading it makes it seem better, which is both a weakness and a strength i guess. long story short: cool
    His lines never improve. Everyone I count's wack in this cat's descent.
    You're like bungie jumping tragedies... you never bounce back from your accidents.
    ^^^^yeah, pretty good
    You're constantly whining. So i'll easily deflect the slander.
    YOUR childish-shit is forcin' diaper companies to upgrade their protection standards.
    ^^^^decent
    I'll make your rank plummet. Sorry to spoil it dog.
    You'll be doin a downward plunge.
    ... that's only rivaled by the one you do when someone's toilet is clogged.
    ^^^^lol
    Ya never have a tight piece to select. Ya punchlines cease to connect.
    Shit, your fall in rank has Iron companies impressed by its DeCreasing effect.
    ^^^^coolio
    You seem confident in your lines, but I can tell he doubts their creation.
    Don't be mad. Your only chants of an upset... is when you're yellin' out in frustration.
    ^^^^cool
    Don't diss on Q's posture, it's been like that since he dropped to earth.
    Considering his Circum-stances.. the result of havin mosta his dick cut off at birth.
    ^^^^nah, this one seemed a bit forced
    A game can explain the rules, about how easy i'll take this fool.
    Fuck Billiards. I'll leave Q covered in chalk like I was about to break in Pool.
    ^^^^someone said this was really old, but i haven't seen it. fucking cool.
    It all adds up. You're a fraction of me, so this cat'll get killed.
    Kids count on your losses so easily, 1st graders use you to learn mathematical skills.
    ^^^^decent
    You need to read a tutorial. Otherwise, you'll never drop any flames.
    When it comes to learning, you're way below the curve.. like the dot in your name.
    ^^^^i liked this, though it was a bit of a weird way to separate learning curve.


    fuck, this was madddd close. and a really really good battle too, i enjoyed both verses a lot. i've been going from side to side a lot on this one, but with it all written out i feel like i kinda have to give it to hens for more consistency. his verse was good throughout with only 2 real slips. Q man, your verse was really tight. your highlights were dopeness, but you had a few more lines i didn't like. i think if i hadn't seen a couple of the concepts before i would have given it to you, and (i feel like i end up saying this on nearly everything i vote on) tighter wording on a few bars might have edged it too. i kinda wish i could say v/draw, but that would be useless and i think that hens very narrowly edged it. i'm waffling. cool battle.
    v/hens

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    Re: ***HW Title: J.Hens (champ) (39) vs. ..?.. (27

    Im kinda glad kid, coz you got your talent level twisted cuz
    You n dope verses remind me of E.T...They`re alien to everyone of us
    You got BW bitches all over your prick, the type that down for life too
    Even when i cut your reign short, your riders will find sumthin to hold onto
    With girls you aint got no clue, n bitch your sex lifes a fake too
    Only time your girl has a frightening sex drive is when she tryna escape you

    vs.

    It's ironic you're a pussy, even if all the shit you've sent is gay.
    Q's verses are like vaginas after birth.. everything tight about them went away.
    His lines never improve. Everyone I count's wack in this cat's descent.
    You're like bungie jumping tragedies... you never bounce back from your accidents
    Don't diss on Q's posture, it's been like that since he dropped to earth.
    Considering his Circum-stances.. the result of havin mosta his dick cut off at birth.
    A game can explain the rules, about how easy i'll take this fool.
    Fuck Billiards. I'll leave Q covered in chalk like I was about to break in Pool.

    this was kinda close. Questions verse had some pretty decent punches, but he had too many meh punches... alot of them werent that harsh. and a couple were pretty played. hens had more wit and was a lil more fresh n' consistent. he took this one.

    vote - hens

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    Re: ***HW Title: J.Hens (champ) (39) vs. ..?.. (27

    Loving your custom title, though its a wack defence for you fam
    Everyone knows Who? under J.Hens...is more than likely a man
    wording effected the harshness of it.. still good
    Bet your starving too since ya broke, lemme spare you a thought
    There isnt a hitch in your verse, but in real life its that or public transport
    ehh
    Musta caught an ego, coz your big headed n no one likes you G
    You claim your big business, but bitch no one wants to be in your company
    liked it.. pretty cool
    I aint frontin see, seems youve fallen off n ya verses are annoying
    Lately youve been submitting wacker messages than a gypsy clairvoyant
    ehh
    Im buoyant, your a down n out n im leaving you beheaded worse
    Coz bottom line when john drops, is just as wack as the first
    seen this done quite a lot played...
    Got you immersed, i could shout bout my dopeness a lot like the vets did
    But i wont give you the hard sell, retards get the one thats soft and padded
    lol cool
    Im kinda glad kid, coz you got your talent level twisted cuz
    You n dope verses remind me of E.T...They`re alien to everyone of us
    erm.. nearly
    Your better blood, but I`ll hit you with punches n kicks to knock ya cold
    To me your a step up...Nothing a swift lift of the knee cant solve
    ok
    Lemme be bold, im not here to lose n i aint calling ya bluff
    But fuck the W...Just one of you faggots is more than enough
    ok
    You got BW bitches all over your prick, the type that down for life too
    Even when i cut your reign short, your riders will find sumthin to hold onto
    meh
    With girls you aint got no clue, n bitch your sex lifes a fake too
    Only time your girl has a frightening sex drive is when she tryna escape you
    ehh
    Its true im dumb but your far worse dude, yeah ok your the champ G
    It might be a stupid question whos champ next week....
    ...but thats better than a retarded john hensley
    lol cool


    vs.


    I dunno what's more retarded.

    You taking that no show, n' wantin respect for what you've written.
    Or that if u DIDN'T half ass... you woulda came in expecting something different.
    ok
    It's ironic you're a pussy, even if all the shit you've sent is gay.
    Q's verses are like vaginas after birth.. everything tight about them went away.
    kinda...a little too simple..
    If I list battlers from best to worst, I'm not lending my repentence.
    It's just like punctuation, the way question mark belongs at the ending of the sentence.
    ok
    His lines never improve. Everyone I count's wack in this cat's descent.
    You're like bungie jumping tragedies... you never bounce back from your accidents.
    ok
    You're constantly whining. So i'll easily deflect the slander.
    YOUR childish-shit is forcin' diaper companies to upgrade their protection standards.
    lol
    I'll make your rank plummet. Sorry to spoil it dog.
    You'll be doin a downward plunge.
    ... that's only rivaled by the one you do when someone's toilet is clogged
    haha nice
    Ya never have a tight piece to select. Ya punchlines cease to connect.
    Shit, your fall in rank has Iron companies impressed by its DeCreasing effect.
    thought this was cool
    You seem confident in your lines, but I can tell he doubts their creation.
    Don't be mad. Your only chants of an upset... is when you're yellin' out in frustration.
    seems kinda played
    Don't diss on Q's posture, it's been like that since he dropped to earth.
    Considering his Circum-stances.. the result of havin mosta his dick cut off at birth.
    seems kinda forced but ok
    A game can explain the rules, about how easy i'll take this fool.
    Fuck Billiards. I'll leave Q covered in chalk like I was about to break in Pool.
    real nice but i think i've seen something like this before perhaps.
    It all adds up. You're a fraction of me, so this cat'll get killed.
    Kids count on your losses so easily, 1st graders use you to learn mathematical skills.
    lol
    You need to read a tutorial. Otherwise, you'll never drop any flames.
    When it comes to learning, you're way below the curve.. like the dot in your name.
    ok

    wow.. this was really close.. I'm gonna have to breakdown into quotables to try and distinguish a winner.

    ?

    Musta caught an ego, coz your big headed n no one likes you G
    You claim your big business, but bitch no one wants to be in your company
    Got you immersed, i could shout bout my dopeness a lot like the vets did
    But i wont give you the hard sell, retards get the one thats soft and padded
    Its true im dumb but your far worse dude, yeah ok your the champ G
    It might be a stupid question whos champ next week....
    ...but thats better than a retarded john hensley

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    You're constantly whining. So i'll easily deflect the slander.
    YOUR childish-shit is forcin' diaper companies to upgrade their protection standards.
    I'll make your rank plummet. Sorry to spoil it dog.
    You'll be doin a downward plunge.
    ... that's only rivaled by the one you do when someone's toilet is clogged
    It all adds up. You're a fraction of me, so this cat'll get killed.
    Kids count on your losses so easily, 1st graders use you to learn mathematical skills.

    Would of quoted the billiards/chalk line but now that someone mentioned it I can't help feeling like I've read something like it before.. although it was worded very well and had the swag but I couldn't quote it. I've still got Hens winning though.. he had some nice creative things and the wording seems to give it a more well rounded feel to the punch and also assists the harshness/humour. This battle was far from one-sided and I've got ? with some creative shit of his own. Thought the stupid question/retarded hens line was made creative. I had it tied on quotes but I think it would be pretty harsh me not giving Hens props for the Billiards line because I MIGHT have seen it before. So I had to take that into account; I think I just enjoyed reading Hens quotes a bit more... the downwards plunge line was funny as shit.

    v/ Hens.

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