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Thread: Benny Lava (3) vs. LPMDCTE (0-0)

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    Re: Benny Lava (3) vs. LPMDCTE (0-0)

    a loss to SIN, haha...you even threw your best vehicles at em
    its Odissey any of them crashin hard enough to dent me in this battle
    eh. concept felt forced tome.
    so much for your concepts, you going the beltway's takin detours
    POINT shaving's illegal, I'm in cuffs for trimmin down every last one of yours
    cool concept but the wording and delivery fucked it
    so its another feather in my cap, as I pimp slap this hoe broke
    I'll release the beast of fury when yankin the collar off ur hoe's throat
    no
    shes thinks she's a gorilla in the midst, looks like an APE on a clear day
    n you've both been talkn bout sex changes, but thats he say - she say
    no
    so out with the trash, u aint executin right & RB fans are gettin mad
    cuz ur failure to launch proves u'll be 40 still livin w/ mom n dad
    meh. not effective
    as for appearance...nothin but smoke n mirrors, n I'll cremate this lad
    til his elbows ashy enough to rock an urn on each arm as an elbow pad
    forced idea, didnt hit hard
    n half the league signed out this week, we'd love to see u too
    Whether its gay geyser fags, that the only love that quirts out at you
    not feeling the punch
    & there Arnold limits to ya girl, shakin ass; yep, she's a freak hoe
    any that Palmer ass got have the hands the size of WWE's BIG SHOW
    the arnold palmer was witty but seems disconnected from the point of the punch.6/10
    & if you reachin out for a win, I snap ya arm back n neglect you
    then Ben-knee back so far his body'll be reshaped into a human pretzel
    . sorta effective
    this 2-bit thug just aint ready, after this beatdown; best u seek therapy
    he's a throwback to the old school, rockin a PACMAN jones jersey
    nah. shotty wording and a botched concept

    LPMDCTE? wtf does that mean, nigga u need to get with the game
    cuz to me, it looks like u got a bad case of idk how to spell my name
    lol. i like 'bad case' flip.
    but havent u ever gone to school, failing Inglish was a mistake bitch
    theres only 1 problem wit ur verse, u forgot to dot ALL those statements
    nah. kinda off
    n ur havin' no luck wit chicks, u get smacked for touchin their nipples
    the only time ur gettin' Play'n house
    ..is by flippin to disney channel n watchin the wiggles
    felt forced
    im sorry to make u sad, my hits'll turn u into a slob
    n if ur feelin' the blues, then those bruises i gave u sure did the job
    simple but effective. smooth wording, direct hit
    fuck this flaming faggot, all these bars are sure to knock em FAR south
    now i kno y u drop'd 20..to match the number of teeth missin from ur mouth
    ok.
    fat dirty whore ur probably think that your bad now, please
    cuz your girl finally sucked your meat.. n caught a case of mad cow disease
    no
    bitch i'll chop u up, split u in half and break ya bones
    niggas ask LPMD Who? Like your name was Mike Jones
    fuck no
    you'll get torn to shreds, but all'a ur attempts r just duds
    i think the first plague of god has come, since rivers r full of ur blood
    not bad but not good either
    u might have thot ur girl was dirty, but bitch theres no doubt im meaner
    ur girl is nasty like dirty shoes, no wonder why ur tryin to sneaker cleaner
    no. concept too forced
    dumb ass nigga, i'll turn u into a numb ass nigga no doubt
    the only reason LPM aint too bright is cuz i punched his lights out
    too simple


    vote- for a more consistent and hard hitting verse, Benny.
    Last edited by Kenny the G; March 28th, 2008 at 05:57 PM
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    Re: Benny Lava (3) vs. LPMDCTE (0-0)

    a loss to SIN, haha...you even threw your best vehicles at em
    its Odissey any of them crashin hard enough to dent me in this battle
    ^Forced w/p. And meh.
    so much for your concepts, you going the beltway's takin detours
    POINT shaving's illegal, I'm in cuffs for trimmin down every last one of yours
    ^Meh. Wording.
    so its another feather in my cap, as I pimp slap this hoe broke
    I'll release the beast of fury when yankin the collar off ur hoe's throat
    ^Okay.
    shes thinks she's a gorilla in the midst, looks like an APE on a clear day
    n you've both been talkn bout sex changes, but thats he say - she say
    ^Nope. Simply because it would actually be he say she say. Since he's a guy and she's a girl. So no diss here. Sorry. Maybe you worded it wrong. Nice try though.
    so out with the trash, u aint executin right & RB fans are gettin mad
    cuz ur failure to launch proves u'll be 40 still livin w/ mom n dad
    ^Meh.
    as for appearance...nothin but smoke n mirrors, n I'll cremate this lad
    til his elbows ashy enough to rock an urn on each arm as an elbow pad
    ^Okay.
    n half the league signed out this week, we'd love to see u too
    Whether its gay geyser fags, that the only love that quirts out at you
    ^Good.
    & there Arnold limits to ya girl, shakin ass; yep, she's a freak hoe
    any that Palmer ass got have the hands the size of WWE's BIG SHOW
    ^What's bad about a phat ass? Wasn't even that creative either so no.
    & if you reachin out for a win, I snap ya arm back n neglect you
    then Ben-knee back so far his body'll be reshaped into a human pretzel
    ^Okay.
    this 2-bit thug just aint ready, after this beatdown; best u seek therapy
    he's a throwback to the old school, rockin a PACMAN jones jersey
    ^Meh.

    vs.

    LPMDCTE? wtf does that mean, nigga u need to get with the game
    cuz to me, it looks like u got a bad case of idk how to spell my name
    ^Okay.
    but havent u ever gone to school, failing Inglish was a mistake bitch
    theres only 1 problem wit ur verse, u forgot to dot ALL those statements
    ^Lol. Like it. Nice wording here.
    n ur havin' no luck wit chicks, u get smacked for touchin their nipples
    the only time ur gettin' Play'n house
    ..is by flippin to disney channel n watchin the wiggles
    ^Okay I guess.
    im sorry to make u sad, my hits'll turn u into a slob
    n if ur feelin' the blues, then those bruises i gave u sure did the job
    ^Decent.
    fuck this flaming faggot, all these bars are sure to knock em FAR south
    now i kno y u drop'd 20..to match the number of teeth missin from ur mouth
    ^Meh.
    fat dirty whore ur probably think that your bad now, please
    cuz your girl finally sucked your meat.. n caught a case of mad cow disease
    ^Okay.
    bitch i'll chop u up, split u in half and break ya bones
    niggas ask LPMD Who? Like your name was Mike Jones
    ^Nah.
    you'll get torn to shreds, but all'a ur attempts r just duds
    i think the first plague of god has come, since rivers r full of ur blood
    ^Okay I guess.
    u might have thot ur girl was dirty, but bitch theres no doubt im meaner
    ur girl is nasty like dirty shoes, no wonder why ur tryin to sneaker cleaner
    ^Nah. Kind of forced.
    dumb ass nigga, i'll turn u into a numb ass nigga no doubt
    the only reason LPM aint too bright is cuz i punched his lights out
    ^Your not black NIGGA. Shit. And nope at this punch.

    Zelph wins. The breakdown should be enough explanation. Just much more consistent.

    Vote: Benny Lava

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    Re: Benny Lava (3) vs. LPMDCTE (0-0)

    a loss to SIN, haha...you even threw your best vehicles at em
    its Odissey any of them crashin hard enough to dent me in this battle
    badle worded
    so much for your concepts, you going the beltway's takin detours
    POINT shaving's illegal, I'm in cuffs for trimmin down every last one of yours
    badly worded
    so its another feather in my cap, as I pimp slap this hoe broke
    I'll release the beast of fury when yankin the collar off ur hoe's throat
    no
    shes thinks she's a gorilla in the midst, looks like an APE on a clear day
    n you've both been talkn bout sex changes, but thats he say - she say
    okish
    so out with the trash, u aint executin right & RB fans are gettin mad
    cuz ur failure to launch proves u'll be 40 still livin w/ mom n dad
    nice better wording
    as for appearance...nothin but smoke n mirrors, n I'll cremate this lad
    til his elbows ashy enough to rock an urn on each arm as an elbow pad
    ehh
    n half the league signed out this week, we'd love to see u too
    Whether its gay geyser fags, that the only love that quirts out at you
    no
    & there Arnold limits to ya girl, shakin ass; yep, she's a freak hoe
    any that Palmer ass got have the hands the size of WWE's BIG SHOW
    no
    & if you reachin out for a win, I snap ya arm back n neglect you
    then Ben-knee back so far his body'll be reshaped into a human pretzel
    ehh okish
    this 2-bit thug just aint ready, after this beatdown; best u seek therapy
    he's a throwback to the old school, rockin a PACMAN jones jersey
    nice

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    LPMDCTE? wtf does that mean, nigga u need to get with the game
    cuz to me, it looks like u got a bad case of idk how to spell my name
    hahaha nice opener
    but havent u ever gone to school, failing Inglish was a mistake bitch
    theres only 1 problem wit ur verse, u forgot to dot ALL those statements
    okish
    n ur havin' no luck wit chicks, u get smacked for touchin their nipples
    the only time ur gettin' Play'n house
    ..is by flippin to disney channel n watchin the wiggles
    nice
    im sorry to make u sad, my hits'll turn u into a slob
    n if ur feelin' the blues, then those bruises i gave u sure did the job
    nice
    fuck this flaming faggot, all these bars are sure to knock em FAR south
    now i kno y u drop'd 20..to match the number of teeth missin from ur mouth
    okish
    fat dirty whore ur probably think that your bad now, please
    cuz your girl finally sucked your meat.. n caught a case of mad cow disease
    no
    bitch i'll chop u up, split u in half and break ya bones
    niggas ask LPMD Who? Like your name was Mike Jones
    no
    you'll get torn to shreds, but all'a ur attempts r just duds
    i think the first plague of god has come, since rivers r full of ur blood
    okish
    u might have thot ur girl was dirty, but bitch theres no doubt im meaner
    ur girl is nasty like dirty shoes, no wonder why ur tryin to sneaker cleaner
    i dont get it
    dumb ass nigga, i'll turn u into a numb ass nigga no doubt
    the only reason LPM aint too bright is cuz i punched his lights out
    okish

    Vote ben...LPM u need to work on ur wording it cost u in this battle

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    Re: Benny Lava (3) vs. LPMDCTE (0-0)

    Benny wins (+3), LPMDCTE loses
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