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    Benny Lava (3) vs. LPMDCTE (0-0)

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    Re: Benny Lava (3) vs. LPMDCTE (0-0)

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    a loss to SIN, haha...you even threw your best vehicles at em
    its Odissey any of them crashin hard enough to dent me in this battle
    so much for your concepts, you going the beltway's takin detours
    POINT shaving's illegal, I'm in cuffs for trimmin down every last one of yours
    so its another feather in my cap, as I pimp slap this hoe broke
    I'll release the beast of fury when yankin the collar off ur hoe's throat
    shes thinks she's a gorilla in the midst, looks like an APE on a clear day
    n you've both been talkn bout sex changes, but thats he say - she say
    so out with the trash, u aint executin right & RB fans are gettin mad
    cuz ur failure to launch proves u'll be 40 still livin w/ mom n dad
    as for appearance...nothin but smoke n mirrors, n I'll cremate this lad
    til his elbows ashy enough to rock an urn on each arm as an elbow pad
    n half the league signed out this week, we'd love to see u too
    Whether its gay geyser fags, that the only love that quirts out at you
    & there Arnold limits to ya girl, shakin ass; yep, she's a freak hoe
    any that Palmer ass got have the hands the size of WWE's BIG SHOW
    & if you reachin out for a win, I snap ya arm back n neglect you
    then Ben-knee back so far his body'll be reshaped into a human pretzel
    this 2-bit thug just aint ready, after this beatdown; best u seek therapy
    he's a throwback to the old school, rockin a PACMAN jones jersey
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    Re: Benny Lava (3) vs. LPMDCTE (0-0)

    stop editing ur lines

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    Re: Benny Lava (3) vs. LPMDCTE (0-0)


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    Re: Benny Lava (3) vs. LPMDCTE (0-0)

    your allowed to edit your verse until your opponent drops his.

    and edit your voting links in your check in post.

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    Re: Benny Lava (3) vs. LPMDCTE (0-0)

    LPMDCTE? wtf does that mean, nigga u need to get with the game
    cuz to me, it looks like u got a bad case of idk how to spell my name
    but havent u ever gone to school, failing Inglish was a mistake bitch
    theres only 1 problem wit ur verse, u forgot to dot ALL those statements
    n ur havin' no luck wit chicks, u get smacked for touchin their nipples
    the only time ur gettin' Play'n house
    ..is by flippin to disney channel n watchin the wiggles
    im sorry to make u sad, my hits'll turn u into a slob
    n if ur feelin' the blues, then those bruises i gave u sure did the job
    fuck this flaming faggot, all these bars are sure to knock em FAR south
    now i kno y u drop'd 20..to match the number of teeth missin from ur mouth
    fat dirty whore ur probably think that your bad now, please
    cuz your girl finally sucked your meat.. n caught a case of mad cow disease
    bitch i'll chop u up, split u in half and break ya bones
    niggas ask LPMD Who? Like your name was Mike Jones
    you'll get torn to shreds, but all'a ur attempts r just duds
    i think the first plague of god has come, since rivers r full of ur blood
    u might have thot ur girl was dirty, but bitch theres no doubt im meaner
    ur girl is nasty like dirty shoes, no wonder why ur tryin to sneaker cleaner
    dumb ass nigga, i'll turn u into a numb ass nigga no doubt
    the only reason LPM aint too bright is cuz i punched his lights out


    20 man.

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    Re: Benny Lava (3) vs. LPMDCTE (0-0)

    a loss to SIN, haha...you even threw your best vehicles at em
    its Odissey any of them crashin hard enough to dent me in this battle
    no
    so much for your concepts, you going the beltway's takin detours
    POINT shaving's illegal, I'm in cuffs for trimmin down every last one of yours
    reaching...
    so its another feather in my cap, as I pimp slap this hoe broke
    I'll release the beast of fury when yankin the collar off ur hoe's throat
    ok kool
    shes thinks she's a gorilla in the midst, looks like an APE on a clear day
    n you've both been talkn bout sex changes, but thats he say - she say
    reaching..
    so out with the trash, u aint executin right & RB fans are gettin mad
    cuz ur failure to launch proves u'll be 40 still livin w/ mom n dad
    played
    as for appearance...nothin but smoke n mirrors, n I'll cremate this lad
    til his elbows ashy enough to rock an urn on each arm as an elbow pad
    lol
    n half the league signed out this week, we'd love to see u too
    Whether its gay geyser fags, that the only love that quirts out at you
    meh
    & there Arnold limits to ya girl, shakin ass; yep, she's a freak hoe
    any that Palmer ass got have the hands the size of WWE's BIG SHOW
    ok
    & if you reachin out for a win, I snap ya arm back n neglect you
    then Ben-knee back so far his body'll be reshaped into a human pretzel
    no
    this 2-bit thug just aint ready, after this beatdown; best u seek therapy
    he's a throwback to the old school, rockin a PACMAN jones jersey
    lol


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    LPMDCTE? wtf does that mean, nigga u need to get with the game
    cuz to me, it looks like u got a bad case of idk how to spell my name
    wow lol
    but havent u ever gone to school, failing Inglish was a mistake bitch
    theres only 1 problem wit ur verse, u forgot to dot ALL those statements
    ok kool
    n ur havin' no luck wit chicks, u get smacked for touchin their nipples
    the only time ur gettin' Play'n house
    ..is by flippin to disney channel n watchin the wiggles
    ha!
    im sorry to make u sad, my hits'll turn u into a slob
    n if ur feelin' the blues, then those bruises i gave u sure did the job
    nice
    fuck this flaming faggot, all these bars are sure to knock em FAR south
    now i kno y u drop'd 20..to match the number of teeth missin from ur mouth
    naw...
    fat dirty whore ur probably think that your bad now, please
    cuz your girl finally sucked your meat.. n caught a case of mad cow disease
    lol
    bitch i'll chop u up, split u in half and break ya bones
    niggas ask LPMD Who? Like your name was Mike Jones
    eeeeh ok
    you'll get torn to shreds, but all'a ur attempts r just duds
    i think the first plague of god has come, since rivers r full of ur blood
    dope
    u might have thot ur girl was dirty, but bitch theres no doubt im meaner
    ur girl is nasty like dirty shoes, no wonder why ur tryin to sneaker cleaner
    haha
    dumb ass nigga, i'll turn u into a numb ass nigga no doubt
    the only reason LPM aint too bright is cuz i punched his lights out
    sort if played


    V. Zalph for a all around better verse..
    looking forward to battling you


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    Re: Benny Lava (3) vs. LPMDCTE (0-0)

    LPMDCTE
    a loss to SIN, haha...you even threw your best vehicles at em
    its Odissey any of them crashin hard enough to dent me in this battle
    nah
    so much for your concepts, you going the beltway's takin detours
    POINT shaving's illegal, I'm in cuffs for trimmin down every last one of yours
    ok
    so its another feather in my cap, as I pimp slap this hoe broke
    I'll release the beast of fury when yankin the collar off ur hoe's throat
    ok
    shes thinks she's a gorilla in the midst, looks like an APE on a clear day
    n you've both been talkn bout sex changes, but thats he say - she say
    lol ok
    so out with the trash, u aint executin right & RB fans are gettin mad
    cuz ur failure to launch proves u'll be 40 still livin w/ mom n dad
    meh, creativity is bad
    as for appearance...nothin but smoke n mirrors, n I'll cremate this lad
    til his elbows ashy enough to rock an urn on each arm as an elbow pad
    lol, lmao ok...
    n half the league signed out this week, we'd love to see u too
    Whether its gay geyser fags, that the only love that quirts out at you
    too stretched'
    & there Arnold limits to ya girl, shakin ass; yep, she's a freak hoe
    any that Palmer ass got have the hands the size of WWE's BIG SHOW
    stretched again'
    & if you reachin out for a win, I snap ya arm back n neglect you
    then Ben-knee back so far his body'll be reshaped into a human pretzel
    nah
    this 2-bit thug just aint ready, after this beatdown; best u seek therapy
    he's a throwback to the old school, rockin a PACMAN jones jersey
    PACMAN isnt throwback'...

    vs.

    Benny.
    LPMDCTE? wtf does that mean, nigga u need to get with the game
    cuz to me, it looks like u got a bad case of idk how to spell my name
    ok
    but havent u ever gone to school, failing Inglish was a mistake bitch
    theres only 1 problem wit ur verse, u forgot to dot ALL those statements
    lacks creativity...
    n ur havin' no luck wit chicks, u get smacked for touchin their nipples
    the only time ur gettin' Play'n house
    ..is by flippin to disney channel n watchin the wiggles
    lol ok
    im sorry to make u sad, my hits'll turn u into a slob
    n if ur feelin' the blues, then those bruises i gave u sure did the job
    ok
    fuck this flaming faggot, all these bars are sure to knock em FAR south
    now i kno y u drop'd 20..to match the number of teeth missin from ur mouth
    creative
    fat dirty whore ur probably think that your bad now, please
    cuz your girl finally sucked your meat.. n caught a case of mad cow disease
    nah
    bitch i'll chop u up, split u in half and break ya bones
    niggas ask LPMD Who? Like your name was Mike Jones
    nah
    you'll get torn to shreds, but all'a ur attempts r just duds
    i think the first plague of god has come, since rivers r full of ur blood
    ok
    u might have thot ur girl was dirty, but bitch theres no doubt im meaner
    ur girl is nasty like dirty shoes, no wonder why ur tryin to sneaker cleaner
    good
    dumb ass nigga, i'll turn u into a numb ass nigga no doubt
    the only reason LPM aint too bright is cuz i punched his lights out
    ok

    LMPDCTE or watever had a real funny ass line in that one, but he fell off on that shit towards the end, so Benny wins...

    V/Benny

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    Re: Benny Lava (3) vs. LPMDCTE (0-0)

    shes thinks she's a gorilla in the midst, looks like an APE on a clear day
    n you've both been talkn bout sex changes, but thats he say - she say
    as for appearance...nothin but smoke n mirrors, n I'll cremate this lad
    til his elbows ashy enough to rock an urn on each arm as an elbow pad

    vs.

    n ur havin' no luck wit chicks, u get smacked for touchin their nipples
    the only time ur gettin' Play'n house
    ..is by flippin to disney channel n watchin the wiggles
    im sorry to make u sad, my hits'll turn u into a slob
    n if ur feelin' the blues, then those bruises i gave u sure did the job
    u might have thot ur girl was dirty, but bitch theres no doubt im meaner
    ur girl is nasty like dirty shoes, no wonder why ur tryin to sneaker cleaner
    .
    .
    lpmdcte; u started off rocky, those 1st few bars were pretty reachin & not as hard hittin as it should...not really good attempts, but as far as gettin thru 2 the middle, u made sum better attempts, threw a few good hits & made a few bars stand out...but the consistency level wasnt as high as it should've been...the nameplay u tried wasnt hittin dude, nice try but better wordin coulda pulled it thru...

    benny; opener was meh, but along the way u did show sum consistency...u did pull out sum pretty good hits, sum good metas, good wordplay...but u did have sum rocky points as well...however u did put in better creativity against ur opponent, u made sum solid throws & sum strong blows that overall hit hard & stood out over ur opponent...

    v/ benny

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    Re: Benny Lava (3) vs. LPMDCTE (0-0)

    as for appearance...nothin but smoke n mirrors, n I'll cremate this lad
    til his elbows ashy enough to rock an urn on each arm as an elbow pad

    vs.

    LPMDCTE? wtf does that mean, nigga u need to get with the game
    cuz to me, it looks like u got a bad case of idk how to spell my name
    but havent u ever gone to school, failing Inglish was a mistake bitch
    theres only 1 problem wit ur verse, u forgot to dot ALL those statements
    n ur havin' no luck wit chicks, u get smacked for touchin their nipples
    the only time ur gettin' Play'n house
    ..is by flippin to disney channel n watchin the wiggles
    im sorry to make u sad, my hits'll turn u into a slob
    n if ur feelin' the blues, then those bruises i gave u sure did the job

    V-zelph, jizz, for comin with more harder hittin punches, no hate tho
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    Re: Benny Lava (3) vs. LPMDCTE (0-0)

    a loss to SIN, haha...you even threw your best vehicles at em
    its Odissey any of them crashin hard enough to dent me in this battle
    weak
    so much for your concepts, you going the beltway's takin detours
    POINT shaving's illegal, I'm in cuffs for trimmin down every last one of yours
    OK
    so its another feather in my cap, as I pimp slap this hoe broke
    I'll release the beast of fury when yankin the collar off ur hoe's throat
    I like this
    shes thinks she's a gorilla in the midst, looks like an APE on a clear day
    n you've both been talkn bout sex changes, but thats he say - she say
    Decent
    so out with the trash, u aint executin right & RB fans are gettin mad
    cuz ur failure to launch proves u'll be 40 still livin w/ mom n dad
    played n could've been worded better
    as for appearance...nothin but smoke n mirrors, n I'll cremate this lad
    til his elbows ashy enough to rock an urn on each arm as an elbow pad
    Ok
    n half the league signed out this week, we'd love to see u too
    Whether its gay geyser fags, that the only love that quirts out at you
    naw
    & there Arnold limits to ya girl, shakin ass; yep, she's a freak hoe
    any that Palmer ass got have the hands the size of WWE's BIG SHOW
    worded completely wrong too many grammar errors
    & if you reachin out for a win, I snap ya arm back n neglect you
    then Ben-knee back so far his body'll be reshaped into a human pretzel
    naw
    this 2-bit thug just aint ready, after this beatdown; best u seek therapy
    he's a throwback to the old school, rockin a PACMAN jones jersey
    weak closer


    Vs.


    LPMDCTE? wtf does that mean, nigga u need to get with the game
    cuz to me, it looks like u got a bad case of idk how to spell my name
    OK Opener
    but havent u ever gone to school, failing Inglish was a mistake bitch
    theres only 1 problem wit ur verse, u forgot to dot ALL those statements
    OK
    n ur havin' no luck wit chicks, u get smacked for touchin their nipples
    the only time ur gettin' Play'n house
    ..is by flippin to disney channel n watchin the wiggles
    Decent
    im sorry to make u sad, my hits'll turn u into a slob
    n if ur feelin' the blues, then those bruises i gave u sure did the job
    lol nice
    fuck this flaming faggot, all these bars are sure to knock em FAR south
    now i kno y u drop'd 20..to match the number of teeth missin from ur mouth
    weak
    fat dirty whore ur probably think that your bad now, please
    cuz your girl finally sucked your meat.. n caught a case of mad cow disease
    lmao
    bitch i'll chop u up, split u in half and break ya bones
    niggas ask LPMD Who? Like your name was Mike Jones
    naw
    you'll get torn to shreds, but all'a ur attempts r just duds
    i think the first plague of god has come, since rivers r full of ur blood
    nice
    u might have thot ur girl was dirty, but bitch theres no doubt im meaner
    ur girl is nasty like dirty shoes, no wonder why ur tryin to sneaker cleaner
    nice wordplay
    dumb ass nigga, i'll turn u into a numb ass nigga no doubt
    the only reason LPM aint too bright is cuz i punched his lights out
    weak closer

    V-Zelph; more consistancy to his verse
    Where the fuck was I fore they found me?
    Floatn in a meadow, dragonflies all around me
    Seeded in a ghetto, smokin cigarellos
    Stress oceans try to drown me
    Walking on water like when Christ did, glidin
    Mic in my plam like the trident in the hand of Poseidon

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    Re: Benny Lava (3) vs. LPMDCTE (0-0)

    a loss to SIN, haha...you even threw your best vehicles at em
    its Odissey any of them crashin hard enough to dent me in this battle
    nice punch.//.
    so much for your concepts, you going the beltway's takin detours
    POINT shaving's illegal, I'm in cuffs for trimmin down every last one of yours
    another good one.//.
    so its another feather in my cap, as I pimp slap this hoe broke
    I'll release the beast of fury when yankin the collar off ur hoe's throat
    filler.//.
    shes thinks she's a gorilla in the midst, looks like an APE on a clear day
    n you've both been talkn bout sex changes, but thats he say - she say
    haha...nice punch man.//.
    so out with the trash, u aint executin right & RB fans are gettin mad
    cuz ur failure to launch proves u'll be 40 still livin w/ mom n dad
    filler.//.
    as for appearance...nothin but smoke n mirrors, n I'll cremate this lad
    til his elbows ashy enough to rock an urn on each arm as an elbow pad
    good.//.
    n half the league signed out this week, we'd love to see u too
    Whether its gay geyser fags, that the only love that quirts out at you
    dopeness.//.
    & there Arnold limits to ya girl, shakin ass; yep, she's a freak hoe
    any that Palmer ass got have the hands the size of WWE's BIG SHOW
    nice.//.
    & if you reachin out for a win, I snap ya arm back n neglect you
    then Ben-knee back so far his body'll be reshaped into a human pretzel
    wow...dope.//.
    this 2-bit thug just aint ready, after this beatdown; best u seek therapy
    he's a throwback to the old school, rockin a PACMAN jones jersey
    no.//.


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    LPMDCTE? wtf does that mean, nigga u need to get with the game
    cuz to me, it looks like u got a bad case of idk how to spell my name
    funny opener.//.
    but havent u ever gone to school, failing Inglish was a mistake bitch
    theres only 1 problem wit ur verse, u forgot to dot ALL those statements
    what?.......//.
    n ur havin' no luck wit chicks, u get smacked for touchin their nipples
    the only time ur gettin' Play'n house
    ..is by flippin to disney channel n watchin the wiggles
    nice one.//.
    im sorry to make u sad, my hits'll turn u into a slob
    n if ur feelin' the blues, then those bruises i gave u sure did the job
    dope punch.//.
    fuck this flaming faggot, all these bars are sure to knock em FAR south
    now i kno y u drop'd 20..to match the number of teeth missin from ur mouth
    good...liked it.//.
    fat dirty whore ur probably think that your bad now, please
    cuz your girl finally sucked your meat.. n caught a case of mad cow disease
    dope.//.
    bitch i'll chop u up, split u in half and break ya bones
    niggas ask LPMD Who? Like your name was Mike Jones
    filler.//.
    you'll get torn to shreds, but all'a ur attempts r just duds
    i think the first plague of god has come, since rivers r full of ur blood
    nice one jizz.//.
    u might have thot ur girl was dirty, but bitch theres no doubt im meaner
    ur girl is nasty like dirty shoes, no wonder why ur tryin to sneaker cleaner
    haha....good wordplay.//.
    dumb ass nigga, i'll turn u into a numb ass nigga no doubt
    the only reason LPM aint too bright is cuz i punched his lights out
    played.//.

    V/LPMD...his verse was harsher and had more creative punches.
    both came out swinging and this was a really close battle.

    Vincible= sinizter G.

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    Re: Benny Lava (3) vs. LPMDCTE (0-0)

    this nigga will always vote against me lol smh.

    w.e tho 5-1 me

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