$pitacular (0-0) vs HotDogVendorMan (0-0)

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[$pitacular]

20's good.

[Deon]

16-20

g'luck.

[$pitacular]

22.




I built my rep on dopeness. look.. it takes more than practice to face me
n' the pictures clear.. you don't need 1080i to see the wackness in HD
you can hate me.. doesn't matter.. you still have to fight for survival
I'd call you a fat fuck, but ya have to get laid to qualify for the title
once you read this.. there's no sense in even asking who the beast is
this ain't a rough draft.. it's a fucking hurricane smashing you to pieces
the fuck you selling hotdogs for? c'mon man.. I'm already nausious
n' judging by your size, I see your business's been taking heavy losses
I'm showin who the boss is.. n' dog the Vendor name is hardly ill
faggot we all know your Deon... any grading scale regarding skill
on the real.. nobody likes you. so homo stop with the fake grinnin
bitch your circle of friends, is just you standing in place spinnin
I stay winnin... hoe watch me... kick ya cornhole I'm stomping
I'ma hand you a L so big, you can use it to score goals in hockey
of course I'm cocky.. outta ALL the legends homie I'm the don
I'm in my prime... n' you're not even half of a megatron
when it's on, you can't match me.. my fire'll heat you up dude
even if you met my standard... he'd probley just beat you up too
this is a fuckin slam dunk for me. I was itchin for this shit to begin
you're known around the net. cuz that's the closest you ever get to the rim
n' thanks for standin up to me fatty. now the sun'll never blind me
I owe you one.. but that's ok cuz now your record'll remind me

[Deon]

I'm clownin this guy, cuz every word $pit says is piled wit lies
& I cant 'express how painful this is gonna be ..when I'm cuttin you a THOUSAND times

U legendary? how?
.
.
.
Ur a fuckin cheater yo, so how can this little kid afford to flex?
Honestly $pit, ur the Roger Clemens in the Mitchell Report of text
This faggot was fakin, see all the lines thats average he'd take it
& now your scrawny little legacy a splint & cast right after I break it
U figured last seasons in the bag, but things did NOT go well
$pits cheesy meltdown cud've easily been added to the menu @ taco bell
I'll pop no shells. take a flamethrower n wont stop til the soot tint..
leaves your face full of boils not even a HotDog would cook in
so u should quit. the love of a woman can cure tha slow throb
and speakin of ya lady..u Mr Deeds like my laundry 'n blow job
i told the hoe stop. cuz my fuckin standards couldnt dip
besides...my lines gotta hi quality that couldve landed u a better lookin bitch
& Ur kids a future whore, so I bet she'll enjoy takes in the rear
She's watchin Nickelodeon, aspiring to be the next Jamie-Lynn Spears
This bitch screamed 'Legendary' REAL LOUD, like I should fear clowns
Ur a fuckin shadow of ur former self ..& even THAT's running scared now
Pussy ur small as a grain, n U thought u were as hard as they came
Pftft with ur new level of respect, a visit would require a harness & crane
Coz all ur little flips flopped, and ur little medley wasnt felt kid
call it wreckless abandonment..how u gave up ur style for everyone elses


22.

[Chrit.]

I built my rep on dopeness. look.. it takes more than practice to face me
n' the pictures clear.. you don't need 1080i to see the wackness in HD
once you read this.. there's no sense in even asking who the beast is
this ain't a rough draft.. it's a fucking hurricane smashing you to pieces

vs

Ur a fuckin cheater yo, so how can this little kid afford to flex?
Honestly $pit, ur the Roger Clemens in the Mitchell Report of text
This faggot was fakin, see all the lines thats average he'd take it
& now your scrawny little legacy a splint & cast right after I break it
U figured last seasons in the bag, but things did NOT go well
$pits cheesy meltdown cud've easily been added to the menu @ taco bell
so u should quit. the love of a woman can cure tha slow throb
and speakin of ya lady..u Mr Deeds like my laundry 'n blow job


umm... I have Deon taking this

$pit came with like 6 lines that are incredibly played.

[i'm warlord]

I built my rep on dopeness. look.. it takes more than practice to face me
n' the pictures clear.. you don't need 1080i to see the wackness in HD
once you read this.. there's no sense in even asking who the beast is
this ain't a rough draft.. it's a fucking hurricane smashing you to pieces
I'm showin who the boss is.. n' dog the Vendor name is hardly ill
faggot we all know your Deon... any grading scale regarding skill
on the real.. nobody likes you. so homo stop with the fake grinnin
bitch your circle of friends, is just you standing in place spinnin
when it's on, you can't match me.. my fire'll heat you up dude
even if you met my standard... he'd probley just beat you up too


vs


U figured last seasons in the bag, but things did NOT go well
$pits cheesy meltdown cud've easily been added to the menu @ taco bell
& Ur kids a future whore, so I bet she'll enjoy takes in the rear
She's watchin Nickelodeon, aspiring to be the next Jamie-Lynn Spears
This bitch screamed 'Legendary' REAL LOUD, like I should fear clowns
Ur a fuckin shadow of ur former self ..& even THAT's running scared now


overall- decent battle here. first off let me say to spit his verse was NOT legendary like he claimed in chat thread. but he did take this one, deon had some forced lines and didnt really come off as very witty to me. so....

v/ $pit

[Born To Kill]

I built my rep on dopeness. look.. it takes more than practice to face me
n' the pictures clear.. you don't need 1080i to see the wackness in HD
Eh...good concept, wording's off...
you can hate me.. doesn't matter.. you still have to fight for survival
I'd call you a fat fuck, but ya have to get laid to qualify for the title
Eh again...starting off slow...
once you read this.. there's no sense in even asking who the beast is
this ain't a rough draft.. it's a fucking hurricane smashing you to pieces
Better...
the fuck you selling hotdogs for? c'mon man.. I'm already nausious
n' judging by your size, I see your business's been taking heavy losses
Back to eh...
I'm showin who the boss is.. n' dog the Vendor name is hardly ill
faggot we all know your Deon... any grading scale regarding skill
Hahaha! Much better!
on the real.. nobody likes you. so homo stop with the fake grinnin
bitch your circle of friends, is just you standing in place spinnin
Funny shit...kinda hard to get at first, but aight...
I stay winnin... hoe watch me... kick ya cornhole I'm stomping
I'ma hand you a L so big, you can use it to score goals in hockey
Hahahaha! Nice again! Goddamn...this has me laughing my ass off...maybe it's the dro I just smoked in the car, but hahahahaha at the visual!
of course I'm cocky.. outta ALL the legends homie I'm the don
I'm in my prime... n' you're not even half of a megatron
Eh...good, but corny...
when it's on, you can't match me.. my fire'll heat you up dude
even if you met my standard... he'd probley just beat you up too
Hahahaha! Damn again!
this is a fuckin slam dunk for me. I was itchin for this shit to begin
you're known around the net. cuz that's the closest you ever get to the rim
Hahahahaha...funny...
n' thanks for standin up to me fatty. now the sun'll never blind me
I owe you one.. but that's ok cuz now your record'll remind me
Clever, not hard, but clever.

Alot of good, solid shit...nice clowning...mixed with some real eh moments...

VS

I'm clownin this guy, cuz every word $pit says is piled wit lies
& I cant 'express how painful this is gonna be ..when I'm cuttin you a THOUSAND times
I don't get it...straight statement?
U legendary? how?
.
.
.
Ur a fuckin cheater yo, so how can this little kid afford to flex?
Honestly $pit, ur the Roger Clemens in the Mitchell Report of text
Nice reference...not such hot wording...
This faggot was fakin, see all the lines thats average he'd take it
& now your scrawny little legacy a splint & cast right after I break it
Ok, I guess...
U figured last seasons in the bag, but things did NOT go well
$pits cheesy meltdown cud've easily been added to the menu @ taco bell
Funny...
I'll pop no shells. take a flamethrower n wont stop til the soot tint..
leaves your face full of boils not even a HotDog would cook in
Didn't care for your rhymes (soot tint? WTF is that?)...concept ok...for using your own nameplay...
so u should quit. the love of a woman can cure tha slow throb
and speakin of ya lady..u Mr Deeds like my laundry 'n blow job
Oh, ok...took a second to get...nice shit...
i told the hoe stop. cuz my fuckin standards couldnt dip
besides...my lines gotta hi quality that couldve landed u a better lookin bitch
Hehe...
& Ur kids a future whore, so I bet she'll enjoy takes in the rear
She's watchin Nickelodeon, aspiring to be the next Jamie-Lynn Spears
Eh...almost blah...
This bitch screamed 'Legendary' REAL LOUD, like I should fear clowns
Ur a fuckin shadow of ur former self ..& even THAT's running scared now
No...
Pussy ur small as a grain, n U thought u were as hard as they came
Pftft with ur new level of respect, a visit would require a harness & crane
Decent...but could be seen as Spit's so above you...wording...
Coz all ur little flips flopped, and ur little medley wasnt felt kid
call it wreckless abandonment..how u gave up ur style for everyone elses
Hahaha! Real nice closer...

Deon was ok...a couple of real nice hits.

But Spit had me rolling...more than once, I said DAMN in my head.

Vote: Spit

[Axeshun]

I built my rep on dopeness. look.. it takes more than practice to face me
n' the pictures clear.. you don't need 1080i to see the wackness in HD
ok..this was a cool personal.
you can hate me.. doesn't matter.. you still have to fight for survival
I'd call you a fat fuck, but ya have to get laid to qualify for the title
Nah..
once you read this.. there's no sense in even asking who the beast is
this ain't a rough draft.. it's a fucking hurricane smashing you to pieces
nice..I liked this for some reason
the fuck you selling hotdogs for? c'mon man.. I'm already nausious
n' judging by your size, I see your business's been taking heavy losses
ok..
I'm showin who the boss is.. n' dog the Vendor name is hardly ill
faggot we all know your Deon... any grading scale regarding skill
Lol, nice name play and a cool punch
on the real.. nobody likes you. so homo stop with the fake grinnin
bitch your circle of friends, is just you standing in place spinnin
cool..lol
I stay winnin... hoe watch me... kick ya cornhole I'm stomping
I'ma hand you a L so big, you can use it to score goals in hockey
nice again man..
of course I'm cocky.. outta ALL the legends homie I'm the don
I'm in my prime... n' you're not even half of a megatron
bleh...didn't like this that much
when it's on, you can't match me.. my fire'll heat you up dude
even if you met my standard... he'd probley just beat you up too
cool
this is a fuckin slam dunk for me. I was itchin for this shit to begin
you're known around the net. cuz that's the closest you ever get to the rim
rofl...wow @ how brutal this was
n' thanks for standin up to me fatty. now the sun'll never blind me
I owe you one.. but that's ok cuz now your record'll remind me
ok..





Vs





I'm clownin this guy, cuz every word $pit says is piled wit lies
& I cant 'express how painful this is gonna be ..when I'm cuttin you a THOUSAND times
Nah...I'm guessing it had some complex meaning because you put the apostrophe in there??
U legendary? how?
.
.
.
Ur a fuckin cheater yo, so how can this little kid afford to flex?
Honestly $pit, ur the Roger Clemens in the Mitchell Report of text
Ok, but chrit had a line like this aswell.. :/
This faggot was fakin, see all the lines thats average he'd take it
& now your scrawny little legacy a splint & cast right after I break it
cool
U figured last seasons in the bag, but things did NOT go well
$pits cheesy meltdown cud've easily been added to the menu @ taco bell
LOL...
I'll pop no shells. take a flamethrower n wont stop til the soot tint..
leaves your face full of boils not even a HotDog would cook in
didn't like this bar
so u should quit. the love of a woman can cure tha slow throb
and speakin of ya lady..u Mr Deeds like my laundry 'n blow job
ok...
i told the hoe stop. cuz my fuckin standards couldnt dip
besides...my lines gotta hi quality that couldve landed u a better lookin bitch
LOL...ok
& Ur kids a future whore, so I bet she'll enjoy takes in the rear
She's watchin Nickelodeon, aspiring to be the next Jamie-Lynn Spears
Nah...weak
This bitch screamed 'Legendary' REAL LOUD, like I should fear clowns
Ur a fuckin shadow of ur former self ..& even THAT's running scared now
No, such a played concept now
Pussy ur small as a grain, n U thought u were as hard as they came
Pftft with ur new level of respect, a visit would require a harness & crane
Ok..i guess.
Coz all ur little flips flopped, and ur little medley wasnt felt kid
call it wreckless abandonment..how u gave up ur style for everyone elses
Nice shit..



V- $pit had the consistency to make me laugh with better lines and his verse had more entertainment with personals and nameplay, some brutal shit in there as well, HDVM had some cool lines too, but he also had some very played shit in his verse

[Big Question]

once you read this.. there's no sense in even asking who the beast is
this ain't a rough draft.. it's a fucking hurricane smashing you to pieces
I'm showin who the boss is.. n' dog the Vendor name is hardly ill
faggot we all know your Deon... any grading scale regarding skill
on the real.. nobody likes you. so homo stop with the fake grinnin
bitch your circle of friends, is just you standing in place spinnin
when it's on, you can't match me.. my fire'll heat you up dude
even if you met my standard... he'd probley just beat you up too
this is a fuckin slam dunk for me. I was itchin for this shit to begin
you're known around the net. cuz that's the closest you ever get to the rim
n' thanks for standin up to me fatty. now the sun'll never blind me
I owe you one.. but that's ok cuz now your record'll remind me

vs


U figured last seasons in the bag, but things did NOT go well
$pits cheesy meltdown cud've easily been added to the menu @ taco bell
Pussy ur small as a grain, n U thought u were as hard as they came
Pftft with ur new level of respect, a visit would require a harness & crane
Coz all ur little flips flopped, and ur little medley wasnt felt kid
call it wreckless abandonment..how u gave up ur style for everyone elses


spit toolk it imo

[Vaskez]

I built my rep on dopeness. look.. it takes more than practice to face me
n' the pictures clear.. you don't need 1080i to see the wackness in HD
^^thought this was dope (fresh to me)
you can hate me.. doesn't matter.. you still have to fight for survival
I'd call you a fat fuck, but ya have to get laid to qualify for the title
^^lol
the fuck you selling hotdogs for? c'mon man.. I'm already nausious
n' judging by your size, I see your business's been taking heavy losses
^^lmao, seein a lot of these on him this week, but this was nicely worded
I'm showin who the boss is.. n' dog the Vendor name is hardly ill
faggot we all know your Deon... any grading scale regarding skill
^^good misdirection
I stay winnin... hoe watch me... kick ya cornhole I'm stomping
I'ma hand you a L so big, you can use it to score goals in hockey
^^pretty fresh to me


rough draft shit was done better by phlymo (yes I can get link if you dont believe me). I did an owe you one (actually it was owe me one) punch not long ago, circle of friends played etc. very up and down verse but the ones I quoted were real nice

vs.

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Ur a fuckin cheater yo, so how can this little kid afford to flex?
Honestly $pit, ur the Roger Clemens in the Mitchell Report of text
^^aight, but a lot of mitchell report punches this week
This faggot was fakin, see all the lines thats average he'd take it
& now your scrawny little legacy a splint & cast right after I break it
^^nice concept kinda forced wording imo
U figured last seasons in the bag, but things did NOT go well
$pits cheesy meltdown cud've easily been added to the menu @ taco bell
^^heh
so u should quit. the love of a woman can cure tha slow throb
and speakin of ya lady..u Mr Deeds like my laundry 'n blow job
^^haha
i told the hoe stop. cuz my fuckin standards couldnt dip
besides...my lines gotta hi quality that couldve landed u a better lookin bitch
^^lol didnt get this at first but kinda clever
Coz all ur little flips flopped, and ur little medley wasnt felt kid
call it wreckless abandonment..how u gave up ur style for everyone elses
^^hah, some wit here

wasn't feelin the rest

yeah so I quoted everything I was not NOT feelin, feel me? But Spit's had me laughin while Dog's had me like only smilin, plus yeah Spit had wording on his side too

v/Spit in a pretty close one

[Mariah]

I built my rep on dopeness. look.. it takes more than practice to face me
n' the pictures clear.. you don't need 1080i to see the wackness in HD
you can hate me.. doesn't matter.. you still have to fight for survival
I'd call you a fat fuck, but ya have to get laid to qualify for the title
I'm showin who the boss is.. n' dog the Vendor name is hardly ill
faggot we all know your Deon... any grading scale regarding skill

vs.

U figured last seasons in the bag, but things did NOT go well
$pits cheesy meltdown cud've easily been added to the menu @ taco bell
Pussy ur small as a grain, n U thought u were as hard as they came
Pftft with ur new level of respect, a visit would require a harness & crane
Coz all ur little flips flopped, and ur little medley wasnt felt kid
call it wreckless abandonment..how u gave up ur style for everyone elses

Pretty close battle. I got you tied on quoteables, I picked the strongest hits form both of you and came down to those 6 bars. Both had other shots too. I'd say $pit took this by a hair, just seemed a little more consistent then Deon came. So for that...

v/$pit

[Vegeta™]

Defcon?He's not in this battle mariah..

[Mariah]

Thanks, my bad, I meant Deon and put Defcon. lol

[J.Hens.]

I built my rep on dopeness. look.. it takes more than practice to face me
n' the pictures clear.. you don't need 1080i to see the wackness in HD
not that u knew, but this is played on him. i used an HD line on him, that's the only reason i know
you can hate me.. doesn't matter.. you still have to fight for survival
I'd call you a fat fuck, but ya have to get laid to qualify for the title
this wasn't bad, solid
once you read this.. there's no sense in even asking who the beast is
this ain't a rough draft.. it's a fucking hurricane smashing you to pieces
pretty good
the fuck you selling hotdogs for? c'mon man.. I'm already nausious
n' judging by your size, I see your business's been taking heavy losses
eh
I'm showin who the boss is.. n' dog the Vendor name is hardly ill
faggot we all know your Deon... any grading scale regarding skill
same as the HD line, Deon is a pretty obvious wp.
on the real.. nobody likes you. so homo stop with the fake grinnin
bitch your circle of friends, is just you standing in place spinnin
word, aight
I stay winnin... hoe watch me... kick ya cornhole I'm stomping
I'ma hand you a L so big, you can use it to score goals in hockey
usually dont like L lines, was aight, i found out Bux used this concept before too. again, not that you knew
of course I'm cocky.. outta ALL the legends homie I'm the don
I'm in my prime... n' you're not even half of a megatron
word this is kinda cool
when it's on, you can't match me.. my fire'll heat you up dude
even if you met my standard... he'd probley just beat you up too
solid lol.
this is a fuckin slam dunk for me. I was itchin for this shit to begin
you're known around the net. cuz that's the closest you ever get to the rim
seen net/rim plays, the wording in this is nice though.
n' thanks for standin up to me fatty. now the sun'll never blind me
I owe you one.. but that's ok cuz now your record'll remind me
loss column lines, eh.


I'm clownin this guy, cuz every word $pit says is piled wit lies
& I cant 'express how painful this is gonna be ..when I'm cuttin you a THOUSAND times
aight
Ur a fuckin cheater yo, so how can this little kid afford to flex?
Honestly $pit, ur the Roger Clemens in the Mitchell Report of text
seen too many of these lately
This faggot was fakin, see all the lines thats average he'd take it
& now your scrawny little legacy a splint & cast right after I break it
alright, pretty solid
U figured last seasons in the bag, but things did NOT go well
$pits cheesy meltdown cud've easily been added to the menu @ taco bell
haha
I'll pop no shells. take a flamethrower n wont stop til the soot tint..
leaves your face full of boils not even a HotDog would cook in
decent
so u should quit. the love of a woman can cure tha slow throb
and speakin of ya lady..u Mr Deeds like my laundry 'n blow job
eh
i told the hoe stop. cuz my fuckin standards couldnt dip
besides...my lines gotta hi quality that couldve landed u a better lookin bitch
word, decent
& Ur kids a future whore, so I bet she'll enjoy takes in the rear
She's watchin Nickelodeon, aspiring to be the next Jamie-Lynn Spears
ehh, coulda done more with it
This bitch screamed 'Legendary' REAL LOUD, like I should fear clowns
Ur a fuckin shadow of ur former self ..& even THAT's running scared now
word, not bad
Pussy ur small as a grain, n U thought u were as hard as they came
Pftft with ur new level of respect, a visit would require a harness & crane
this was pretty solid
Coz all ur little flips flopped, and ur little medley wasnt felt kid
call it wreckless abandonment..how u gave up ur style for everyone elses
nice



i think Spit was wittier. Deon's closer was nice, and he was less played. Spit had the 2 really played nameplays, that again, can't expect him to know about. But a Deon wp, i mean, his name sounds like it already, so you gotta expect it's been done. That and the L line, usually it's just a good idea to stay away from those. And the closer was kind of played too. Deon was less witty early on. I liked his legacy line, closer, and the crane line. Both those 3 were cool, but didnt feel the opener, mitchell report or the jamie lynn spears one.



ima vote later, i see this pretty close. gonna read both all the way through.



edit:


fuck it. i wasn't going to vote because i know i'm giong to get hated on.


Spit, i'm sorry bro, but since I'VE seen the HD and Deon lines used, that makes 2 lines that alot of people liked kinda bad to me. Same with the L and the Closer line.


Deon didnt drop dope here, but he didn't come played. I'm not ridin anyone here, and i wasn't even going to vote because i know someone is going to say something, i didn't like several of Deon's lines, but Spit's best lines to other people were those nameplays, and the L line, all 3 of which i've seen used conceptually.


This ain't a case of riding, just a situation where someone used lines they didn't know were played, and that hurts ur verse in my eyes.


vote-HDVM