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    soap in the piss hole

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    IVE GOT FUCKING SOLDER IN MY JAPEYE

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    Re: soap in the piss hole

    yea that's not a good look at all.

    i always try to squeeze it back out.. i dunno if it works..

    i tend to be sorta touchy with myself anyways.. i really should stop buying lotion.. maybe that'd work..
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    Re: soap in the piss hole

    Quote Originally Posted by Quotient View Post
    yea that's not a good look at all.

    i always try to squeeze it back out.. i dunno if it works..

    i tend to be sorta touchy with myself anyways.. i really should stop buying lotion.. maybe that'd work..
    the squeeze never gets it all out

    oh and you think you can piss it out, but you cant that just makes your dick feel like it's filled with CLR
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    Re: soap in the piss hole

    at least i was just using soap



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    Re: soap in the piss hole

    when i try to piss it out i get that post-sex piss fork thing going and it jus burns and gets the sides of the floor all covered in pee.

    this truely is a modern day mystery HoG..
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    Re: soap in the piss hole

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ how true everything said in this thread is.. wow

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    Re: soap in the piss hole

    Quote Originally Posted by Hand of God View Post
    at least i was just using soap



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    omg dude i used that once and it happened..

    it's like having gasoline poured down ur japeye.. but then it's like God doesn't think ur hurting enough to he inserts tiny razor blades into it.

    whoever made that Axe shit is truely a lesbian
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    Re: soap in the piss hole

    Quote Originally Posted by Quotient View Post
    when i try to piss it out i get that post-sex piss fork thing going and it jus burns and gets the sides of the floor all covered in pee.

    this truely is a modern day mystery HoG..
    Ugh that shit pisses me off

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    Re: soap in the piss hole

    i guess i should revert to my old method

    i usually just slam my dick into a wall to get all those clumps of dirt off, and use a hockey stick to pry off the sticky stuff

    after that i unfold my cock onto the pavement and pay a street cleaner to drive over my mast to get it all chromed up

    then i hang it over the balcony until it thickens out again
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    Re: soap in the piss hole

    lmao, ya'll need to stop crankin it w/the soap

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    Re: soap in the piss hole

    Quote Originally Posted by Quotient View Post
    omg dude i used that once and it happened..

    it's like having gasoline poured down ur japeye.. but then it's like God doesn't think ur hurting enough to he inserts tiny razor blades into it.

    whoever made that Axe shit is truely a lesbian
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    Re: soap in the piss hole

    Quote Originally Posted by Rappertoire View Post
    lmao, ya'll need to stop crankin it w/the soap
    why use soap when i have your moms spit, cripple cock?

    im sorry you dont take pride in washing your cock

    but i guess the lingering smell of your boyfriend's asshole is something you'd rather keep with you
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    Re: soap in the piss hole

    wow... sucks for you... my girl did this to me once when we took a shower together... so i gave her a tity punch

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    Re: soap in the piss hole

    pwnd

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    Re: soap in the piss hole

    I haven't gotten soap in my pee pee hole for about a year now, but this thread just made me a little paranoid cause I'm running the shower water right now.

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