Soulja Boy - "Souljaboytellem.com" Album Review
1. Intro - feat. Mr. Collipark
Wow. This stuff is gay, I can tell the CD is gonna be bad. It's like an echo of "yuaaaaaaa" over and over again, at first it sounded fresh but it just gets annoying. Soulja Boy gets on the track, and introduces who he is, and whatever. Nothing worth mentioning. He thanks you for buying the CD (I didn't)
2. Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)
Everyone's heard this song. It's pretty fresh, I have to admit. It's mastered so it sounds a lot better than the internet mixes and whatnot. It doesn't get old because of all the dance variations, but it will eventually. Everyone's heard this before, so yeah.
8/10
3. Sidekick
The beat is pretty fresh on this song, produced by Collipark. And as you listen to the rapping. . . . The lyrics are gay, especially the chorus, wow - this is wack. There's only like one tight line, like "D.Wade my suede" or some stuff like that. Overall, this song sucks. . .
4/10
4. Snap and Roll
Ahhhhhhh, yuaaaaaaaa.. Snap and roll! This beat is dopeness, I have to admit. This has to be the next best thing aside from Crank Dat, a solid rhythm and flow, the lyrics are mediocre - but then again this is another dance record so I'll go easy on it... Well - at least the beat is tight, like an electric guitar.
7/10
5. Bapes feat. Arab
Ahhhhhhhh got me some bathin' apes... Yeah - everyone's heard this song too. There's only a few things different on this track, like the intro and the ad-libs. The lyrics are a little above par, still pretty dull. Soulja Boy sounds all monotone or somethin' this song. Arab's part is better than Soulja's, whaddaya know? But this song is okay, the beat has some bouncability. And wtf, the beat starts getting gayer- and gayer. Wow.
5/10
6. Let Me Get 'Em (Shootout)
The beat to this song is pretty dope... I've heard this a lot of times before, and it's a pretty good dance song, below Snap and Roll. The lyrics are pretty nice in this one, still pretty average though. "Posted on the dance floor in my pimpin' staaaaaaaaaance" Holler... Oh yeah, you either hate or love this beat. He comes with a lot of energy in this song, the intro's nice.
7/10
7. Donk
Wowwwwwwwwwww! It's your boy Soulja Boy! She got a donk! Wow, how gay. The beat is waaaaaaaaaaaack sonnn... On some fruity loop level or something man, wow... I hate this song - turn it immediately! This is so gay.
1/10
8. Yaaaaaah! feat. Arab
Hey Soulja Boy can I - YAAAAAAAAAAAH! Hey Collipark you - BAGAHHHH TRICK! LMAO, this sogn has some bouncability to it, and it's funny but true hahaha. The beat is alright, sounds like some synthesize stuff, but Arab outshines Soulja Boy again. The chorus is kinda tight on this one, and wtf is up with the lion roar on every track? Soulja Boy can I have your autograph - YAHHHHHHHH!
7/10
9. Pass It To Arab
The beat is pretty dope on this song. Finally a break from Soulja Boy. He's a step above Soulja Boy I feel, and he's got some better lyrics. His verses are too short too. Okay song.
6/10
10. Soulja Girl
*Skips track* Wow.
2/10
11. Booty Meat
Bootay meat, bootay meat. Lmao at this song, I can't take it seriously. Another club bouncer on here, not much to say.
5/10
12. Report Card
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... This song is pretty dope actually - the beat is kinda weird at the beginning but one of the better choruses on the CD son... Ya dig? The verses are pretty tight too, a nice one - one of the better songs on the CD. You can tell it's targeted to a younger demographic.
13. She Thirsty
A mellowed out one, the beat is kinda dope, and this song is actually a little better...
6/10
14. Don't Get Mad
Wtf? Is there a midget on the track? Don't get mad cause the kids like me... Wow, unbearable.
3.5/10
OVERALL
Don't buy this shitty ass CD. If you do, - you're either a 16 year old girl, a groupie, or straight up retarded. I've heard all the songs on here. They suck. Well - that's it.
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Originally Posted by Bella
