Can someone please teach me how to kiss..this is y

[My Little Pwny]

The chick i hooked up with on saturday sent me this text(2) message(s) 2 secs ago.

Hey, you know that you cut my lips with your Edward Scissorbraces-self, but Its ok because I really like you. I will just teach you how to kiss and make out. I mean you practically make out with your braces and not your mouth. I had pus coming out of them and It hurts. Well as you know Im grounded for 6 weeks because my mother thought you shanked my lips. So when Im off groundation I will call you or something. So please google how to make out PLEAZSSSE.


.....my responce: omg i am going to kill my dentist.

So now I need yall to help me learn how to make out.


Reall dizznezz

[Amanda Bynes]

this is worst then the other thread about 'lasting longer' or some shit

[dizz_y_im_hot]

smear your mouth with bacon fat just before

top tip

[My Little Pwny]

ight marvinsta i will take that into mind.

but amanda sorry i cant kiss you for obvious reasons

[Amanda Bynes]

ight marvinsta i will take that into mind.

but amanda sorry i cant kiss you for obvious reasons

oh you are gay? : /

[KushGod]

dont kiss that hoe
tell her suck ur dick then bust in here
e y e

[My Little Pwny]

huh? what is "bust"

[Cape$h]

Wow so this is what became of rapbattles

[My Little Pwny]

^yes

[Quotient]

that's no way a chick text'd u that.. first off.

and second off. ur a faggot for asking a bunch of teenage boys on Rapbattles.com to teach you how to MAKE OUT.

it's NOT funny. but we ARE laughing AT you. bitch

[doesnotexist]

[My Little Pwny]

bitch come at me n i pop hos,I'm comin' up wit hot flows
shittin' on u till they can't i.d.u but i wasn't on the john doe
ur rhymes are off but i spit enough fire to spark the sun
u got the rhythem of a white bitch with terets and parkinsons
u guessin im ill,i hope ur not the one testin' my skills
ur soundclick sounds like
u got the voice of a 10 year old boy on helium n estrogen pills
claim your lyrics are fire quit sayin' your shits the bomb kid
cuz I'll be forced to put you out quicka than your mom did
giving fake names with some1 elses account u think ur slick
homie ur not Tay Tay ur juss a wack emcee on his dick

[Poeta Demonio]

This isn't funny. seriously. stop

[A Disciple]

@My Little Pwny Interesting, my suggestion is DO NOT KISS THEM unless you WANT to like them... kissing is serious and can get you in trouble LOL (they say eyes are your window to your soul, but I disagree - something is really serious about kissing) On the how to teach you thing... I just had a funny convo about that, on IDK do I wanna know how I well I taught? ;o)

[Donald Trump]

@My Little Pwny Interesting, my suggestion is DO NOT KISS THEM unless you WANT to like them... kissing is serious and can get you in trouble LOL (they say eyes are your window to your soul, but I disagree - something is really serious about kissing) On the how to teach you thing... I just had a funny convo about that, on IDK do I wanna know how I well I taught? ;o)

@Toobs decypher plz