LLL Mag: 6/25/07

[Mars.]

Intro

Hello LLL. Alot of upsetting no-shows this week, and alot of non-voting. Either way, this is still the LLL and we had some nice matchups and good verses last week. Here we go.

[Mars.]

Battle Reviews

Meks vs. Ancel
Close battle. Neither of us dropped the best verses that could have been done. It was even in votes right to the last minute and i squeezed this one out.
winner: Ancel

Blue Bayou vs. Phil Benjamin
Another close batlle. Both had pretty even verses, neither was amazing but just pretty cool. Votes went both ways but Blue ended up taking this one.
winner: Blue Bayou

Tony B. vs. Irish
Tony wins via no-show.
winner: Tony B

Mariah vs. Slut
This was a decent battle. Mariah had some mehh concepts and the wording really threw them off. Slut had some sex jokes in there but his fat chick pnches set him ahead. he won this comfortably
winner: Slut

Kontext vs. Cornea
This batle was iight. Kontext actually dropped pretty funny/decent here. Cornea had a pretty bad verse and signed out. boo hoo.
winner: Kontext

Alphabetized vs. Pro
This battle was good. Both had a couple good punches, it was really close. Alpha got this one by a hair though...
winner: Alphabetized

Vaskez vs. John Hensley
Here was one of the better battles of the week. Vas had some good stuff, but the badly worded/corny stuff killed him here. Johns verse was pretty solid and even though it was close, Hens takes this one.
winner: John Hensley

Philly vs. Lay Doubt
This battle was niice. Philly dropped alot of lay doubt/$pit punches andf people didnt want to see all of them, but other then those he had a hard verse. Lay was just more harsh and witty in his though, he took this one in a good match.
winner: Lay Doubt

Advisory vs. ...?...
This battle was somewhat mehh. both had decent verses, ad just had more creativity and that is the reason he took this.
winner: Advisory

Feeble Minded vs. Automatic
This was highly anticipated. Auto talked alot of shit and just didnt drop at the same level feeble did. Feeble had some harsh punches, nice personals and was even getting some wit back. He took this comfortably. Auto did drop nice though...
winner: Feeble Minded

Born To Kill vs. bobericc_lyrics
This battle was cool also. bob had some good ish in his verse, but some of it just didnt connect as hard as BTK's did. Although it was pretty close BTK takes this in a big win for him.
winner: Born To Kill

Seyance vs. coop
This battle was decent too. Sey dropped some real corny shit here though, some of his stuff did hit but not as much as coop. Coop had a couple good punches but was nothing spectacular either. He got this one.
winner: -Coop-

Let me in: Apex vs. El Testigo
El testigo wins via no-show
winner: El testigo

Keyed vs. Marv J
I wont add thoughts he noshowed like a homo...
Anyways, this battle was better then i expected. keyed had like 2-3 harsh bars and that was cool for him, but marv came beastly here rofl. his shit was funny/nice throughout most of the verse. good shit sonn.
winner: Marv J

COM vs. SmokaJoka
This was a good battle. It was obvious COM is getting most of the rust off but still hasn't done that yet. Smoka came cool but had some not very good lines. COM had less of those and took this one.
winner: COM

Center Sight vs. Icarus
This was coo. Both had a couple ok'ish bars and like 1 good bar, but ic's hit a lil bit more. He took this one but it was close.
winner: Icarus

K vs. Emanate
Emanate wins via no-show
winner: Emanate

Cry vs. LG
Cry wins via no-show
winner: Cry

$pitacular vs. Quotient
double no show=/

Rival vs. Dao
Dao wins via no-show
winner: Dao

[Mars.]

Week 3 power rankings

ALMOST THERE
Vaskez- chea
Ancel- ain't gonna put myself up there though...


10. Pro- Dude dropped nice last week, i've known him around LLL and the battle scene for a while he can definitely hold his own.
9. Dao- He is vicious when he tries, could do very well.
8. bobericc_lyrics- This guy is better then most think, he's got the talent to go far in this league just needs to focus more and cut down the shitty lines. Could do very wel against most in the league
7. Meks- Although he lost his battle last week, it wasn't by much. He has been dropping some funny shit and could beat someof the best heads in the league when his game is on, watch this guy.
6. COM- last week he proved even with his rust he is a contendor with some of the best in the league (i.e. last years runner up). Better not take him lightly because people say he's rusty, who knows which week will be the one when it's gone.
5. Alphabetized- I know, I know you think it's too early for him to be this high. I say fuck it, dude champed Jr last year and has been dropping niceness in here so far. He deserves this spot.
4. Lay Doubt- He did a good job last week beating philly, might deserve a higher spot but i call it like i see it.
3. Philly- Yeah i've got him in the 3 spot even after the loss. I dun give a fuck what anyone says the dudedrops some ill shit when he's facing a tough opponent, his punches are getting to be pretty illy and he has a chance to go far.
2. Born To Kill- ughhhh i was not sure whether to give him the 1 or 2 spot, but i think this is right. he champed last season, and has come in crushing skulls. His punches are getting meaner weekly and i only expect him to go far, could he repeat this year???
1. Feeble Minded- He's been dropping the best, what more can i say?

[Mars.]

Battle Of The Week

Philly vs. Lay Doubt

dudes been comin and goin, when shit get's hard he routes
cuz last season was by far the best ever.. without a doubt
in S.A.P this dudes the worst, so fall back cuz ya wack n it hurts
n lol at you thinkin you dope.. when u just lost to a cornea verse
get murdered bro, ur far from original, so i suggest u kno..
i peeped ur whole style.. n i coulda swore $pit was battlin quo
it's been over hoe, and while were on $pit, the kid must say..
i got one question, WHAT DID U GET HIM FOR FATHERS DAY?
either way, been on his dick for years, n i don't mean to hurt ur pride
..but come'on ur tryna follow his footsteps like theres snow outside
get slaughtered guy, with no gimmicks, ya finished n it pays to see
i mean, i aint herd a reasonable doubt line since i was bumpin Jay's cd
people think ya the shit these days, lmfao, u've earned success where?
cuz we all kno u $pit jr.. quality verses every since u came up from there
let's make it fair, rip out ya cartridge, ya voice box, make ya watch ya tone
..cuz ya been wack like nik nak paddy.. so i went n threw this dog a bone
it's over holmes, n the rb awards are here, but there's no topic for u bro
so next year we'll have a new one: who's skills don't match there ego
i got to be a hero, n as far as ur retarded ass goes, ya knowledge is par..
but really, who don't love a LD punch.. when 's a attack on how smart u are

vs.

haha how fucking original..faggot.

deduct a vote for feeding, i ain't trippin cuz that verse is trash
n with THOSE ancient concepts..i bet philly still thinks the earth is flat
lose those worthless raps cuz you can't contend with the master
fag the only way your verses are natural is if it ends with disaster
really though, how's anyone gonna argue that this guy is the best?
when none of us have given a fuck about philly since iverson left
cats ain't bumpin ya music, that's cuz you ain't saying it fresh
you could go platinum one day..if your audio gets as played as ya text
but you DO have a creative side that could be seen as hope
cuz you gotta have one hell of an imagination to dream you're dope
you still won't get signed, so your def jam prospects are dying kid
def. jam is just what your pussy ass would do if i walked by ya crib
so you claim to mack hot girls, and they never say no jerk?
yeah you always get the fire hoes..as a back up when mace don't work
you run LLL cuz you're respected? and some say maybe it's true
but you just get punked to do the bitch work feeble's too lazy to do
so don't boast n brag cuz now you've gotten some weak clout
or you'll never floss again once i'm through knockin ya teeth out
i'm droppin the heat now, you should be a little faggot n run
if you try n go toe to toe with me yours'll be tagged when we're done

winner: Lay Doubt

[Mars.]

Verse of the Week

Feeble Minded

you took out your played punches... good, I'd hate to disgrace em
but fake personals weren't really a good way to replace them
you took down your verse, why? you're not expected to say,
only thing that'd make this battle better is if you'd kept it that way
and I won't even cover the career of this diminished prick
it's no coincidence that anything auto means it's finished quick
you don't matter, don't have to act like you're mad though
traveled for years, but you never made it out of spitacular's shadow
you're infamous for bitch moves... homie i got clout,
if you quit school, we'll both be known for taking a drop out
man with ease I attack. so auto, tell us what it means to be back?
dropping so bad, you got whored by half the league in the chat
I'm god on the court. You're a loser who ain't demanding of hoes
you patended the no look pass, only cuz your standards are low
fake personals, wack punches, I just pretend & wonder
You're so played, verses are recommended for ages ten & under
I've been watching you post battles, i'm too immersed to admit
I see your droppings... aren't the reason your verses are shit
and stop acting like a pro son, you're still a noob in my eyes
when your verses get high ratings it's only due to surprise
I'm merking this "vet", fucking fag with his worthless regrets
it's said a cat has nine lives, but you only got one.. searching the net
fucking murder this fool, you can pretend the bleeding is fine
I'll make you call me a sire.. that's what I do after reading your lines
fuck your wack ass, 30 more lines is what I'm yearning to add
I'm set on hot shit, auto's set on fire... only cuz I burned him so bad
fucking faggot, you suck, and you ain't fooling a jew
fuck turning my car around.. I'd have to drop wack weekly to be pulling a U

[Mars.]

Top Punches
Someone else do 'em...

[Mars.]

Throwback verse of the Week

Lay Doubt to Feeble Minded

June 5, 2005

feel the damage, shoulda asked Write if he'd a ghosted ya verse
cuz you lost your only real advantage... when you posted it first


Quote:
Originally Posted by Feeble Minded
& spit it was easy to beat you.. just know that curse as we speak
as far as memory, i have to thank you forgetting worse every week

i'm smokin dude, you better recognize that i'm focused too
n' it's not that you were forgotten, we just never noticed you
deny your vendetta faggot, but it's still crappy fighting it pal
always talkin trash, like what.. you ain't happy writing it now?
it doesn't matter who you go to, you're dopey as hell dude
so go ahead n' ask a-round man.. cuz even opey will tell you
get smashed clown, fucka new crew, LW's holdin you fags down
i mean shit, the best writer y'all ever had.... only does mags now
you bring empty threats kid, i got no fear that you'll smack me
my fist will pop your face so hard that it'll clear up your acne
you've been hyped, your quality on RB is on some thin ice
n' it's not that you're a dick, it's just that you've never been nice
leave with welts, demodded us n' closed threads, feeb it helps
we could've handled this like men, but you chose to be yourself
you shouldn't lie, quit actin like you're godly n' couldn't die
when $pit had to post his OM in our forum just so you wouldn't cry
techs are shootin.. once this whore sees, ya regrettin i'm the boss
ya executin.. punches poorly, that's why you beheading for a loss
get mauled n' smacked, far as your new crew? i called it wack
ain't even gone for two days yet, n' already you're crawlin back
when i hit it hurts, get to work, fuck what your shit is worth
n' it's expected you'd feed of a track line cuz all you spit is dirt
talk shit n' demod $pit.. but it's all good feeble, you text gay
till he says he gone, bitch.. n' then you remod him the next day
stayed in my sig when you left.. that's what you said in a punch
but you're STILL rockin DM.. when LW's had it deaded for months
fag'll drop wack forever, but me? my game is the cleanest dude
n' you'll never bring the fire, i'm too ashamed to be seen with you

This verse was dohpe.

[Mars.]

Who To Look Out For

Emanate- Hype to see this cat's back in. He was nice last season in Jr, def dropping LLL quality stuff and went undefeated 4-0 when he came here. He should do well.
Blue Bayou- Dude just won KAD II, don't even try to say he can't drop well.
Slut- i just peeped his verse this week, wtf? he could be nice.


0-2 got the blues?

SmokaJoka- Don't even act like you didn't know about smoka, he can drop hotness. When he tries his hardest he is right there near the top of the league, BUT he will need to break this slump
Phil benjamin- this guy should be doing better, i expect a complete turn around in his standings sometime soon. He's got potential to be dope in here.

WATCH OUT

[Mars.]

Bitches of the week


Dao
Rival
$pitacular
Quotient

no showin biitches...

[Mars.]

Predictions


Feeble Minded (2-0) vs Lay Doubt (2-0)
He's more on top of his game at this point, should be a nice on though. Peep the throwback verse for inspiration ladies

Born To Kill (2-0) vs Advisory (2-0)
BTK is dropping dope, and although advisory says he''ll win i see BTK having a huge advantage here. Could be close though..

Ancel (2-0) vs Alphabetized (2-0)
Best of Luck Alpha

Slut (2-0) vs El Testigo (1-0)
yeah sluts better

Emanate (1-0) vs Icarus (1-0)
These two are both pretty good, but Em is just more witty/harsh in his verses in my opinion.

Vaskez (1-1) vs Bobericc_lyrics (1-1)
again should be close, Vas has a good chance to win also but i dont think bob wants to lose again.

Philly® (1-1) vs Com (1-1)
More polished, better battler at this point.

Seyance (0-2) vs Cornea (0-2)
wtf? cornea signed out i thought.

Phil Benjamin (0-2) vs SmokaJoka (0-2)
ughhh hard to choose, but smoka SHOULD win.

-Coop- (1-1) vs Cry (1-1)
Cry's just better, if coop wins here he will get alot more respect from me though.

Mariah (1-1) vs Pro. (1-1)
Should be cool again, but Pro can be fierce when he wants to be.

Dao (1-1) vs Tony B (1-1)
If he shows...

...?... (1-1) vs Kontext (1-1)
Iunno i just feel Q's shit a bit more, but could be a tough one.

Keyed (0-1) vs. Irish (0-1)
too close to call

Marv J (1-0) vs K (0-0)
If he shows...

Blue Bayou (1-1) vs Meks (1-1)
contrary to what i said in predictions thread, i think Meks will win a close one here. He should be pissed off blue beat him in Final 4 of KAD II.

Boot Match: Rival (0-2) vs Quotient (0-2)-only he will show
Boot Match: $pitacular (0-2) vs LG (0-2)-only he will show

[Mars.]

Outro

Goodluck to all the battlers this week, ya know ya gotta drop good if your 2-0 so that you get the contendorship match.
GO BIG OR GO HOME!

[Mars.]

Special Interview
w/ Sergio... aka Savir.



SmokaJoka: What is your real name?

Sergio...: lmfao..Sergio estupet

SmokaJoka: lol...and what's your RB name?

Sergio...: Sergio... =/.

SmokaJoka: now...why would you...use your real name as your RB name?

SmokaJoka: btw..Savir. > Sergio

Sergio...: I dunno... it just seemed like the online nerd thing to do

SmokaJoka: alright...let's get down to it

SmokaJoka: back in the day

Sergio...: feeble was 12

SmokaJoka: you used to be a VERY VERY dope battler....why did you give it up?

Sergio...: well...I never really enjoyed doing it. I just did it to kill time. But now I work and go to school and shit. Also, I lost all motivation. Shit just got boring after the 5th week or so

Sergio...: I was only motivated for one battle..ever

SmokaJoka: word? I know that when I left RB and came back alot of kats were still talking about your style...do you think that if you would've tried you would've actually won a season title?

SmokaJoka: and what battle would that be?

Sergio...: Young P...only cuz he came after one of my losses (to Mr. W.rite)

Sergio...: and as far as winning a title....maybe...there were always upsets...I coulda pulled one off...even you made the finals twice ! ha

SmokaJoka: lol I still feel like I should've won both...but...whatever

SmokaJoka: now there is something about your style I always liked...I personally liked the fact that even though you didn't seem to try...you still did nice....so...with that said...is there anyone's style (or styles) that you liked in particular

Sergio...: ummm...feeble. Everyone tries to talk shit about him using wordplay.....AFTER they copied and ruined it. He's been pwning foo's for years now.

Sergio...: some of Spit's shit is coo too

SmokaJoka: I personally liked shadows.edge when he was getting big....what ever happened to that cracker? he just disappeared

Sergio...: and Hens

Sergio...: I think he's chillin with Phoeniix just sitting in a chair and shit

SmokaJoka: lmfao

Sergio...: and Meters...those crackers blaze too much

SmokaJoka: Meters was good till he traded his account to some biting herb

Sergio...: lol, geeks

SmokaJoka: aight...here's what I'ma do...I'll give you the LLL Season 7 roster...and you name who you think will make it to the playoffs (top 16)

SmokaJoka: keep in mind though it'll change cuz I'm sure someone new will sign up

Sergio...: oh god..i don't know half those foo's

SmokaJoka: aight..I'll say the name..and you say out or in

Sergio...: well...then I might only pick 3 guys to make playoffs

SmokaJoka: lol...just keep in mind 16 cracka

Sergio...: i'll try

SmokaJoka: Blue Bayou

Sergio...: um..out?

SmokaJoka: Meks

Sergio...: in

SmokaJoka: J. Hens

Sergio...: in

SmokaJoka: Phil Benjamin

Sergio...: wtf, lol..out?

SmokaJoka: Vaskez

Sergio...: in

SmokaJoka: SmokaJoka

Sergio...: in

SmokaJoka: bobericc_lyrics

Sergio...: out

SmokaJoka: Philly

Sergio...: i dunno=/

Sergio...: i'll say in

SmokaJoka: Com

Sergio...: in

SmokaJoka: Seyance

Sergio...: in

SmokaJoka: Cornea

Sergio...: out

SmokaJoka: Marv J

Sergio...: the asian?

SmokaJoka: yeah

Sergio...: in

SmokaJoka: K

Sergio...: lol out

SmokaJoka: ...?...

Sergio...: nigger i said out

SmokaJoka: lol..nah that's a dude's name

Sergio...: oh. um..out

SmokaJoka: Kontext

Sergio...: out

SmokaJoka: Mariah

Sergio...: out

SmokaJoka: Pro

Sergio...: out

SmokaJoka: Born To Kill

Sergio...: in

SmokaJoka: Advisory

Sergio...: i don't know who tha tis..but he'll be tthe wildcard..in

SmokaJoka: Dao

Sergio...: in

SmokaJoka: Tony B

Sergio...: out

SmokaJoka: Slut

Sergio...: lol. out

SmokaJoka: El Testigo

Sergio...: out

SmokaJoka: Coop

Sergio...: out

SmokaJoka: Cry

Sergio...: in

SmokaJoka: Ancel

Sergio...: i dunno who tha tis either..but sounds like an in!

SmokaJoka: so far you got 13

Sergio...: wooot

Sergio...: feeble, spit are in

SmokaJoka: that's 14 and 15

SmokaJoka: and I'm assuming Lay Doubt is in as well?

Sergio...: yes

Sergio...: This was like my girlfriend filling out my NCAA bracket

SmokaJoka: and I think it's safe to say Sergio will also be a wildcard

Sergio...: so...i'm in now?

SmokaJoka: yeah your in the playoffs

SmokaJoka: it's official...in 5 months if you remember...make sure you sign in

Sergio...: 5 months!?

SmokaJoka: I'm sure it'll be more like 3

Sergio...: god damn..fuck that..no wonder i never finished a season

Sergio...: months of texting..when I could be sleeping or someshit

SmokaJoka: lol...masturbating

Sergio...: i masturbated while I battled some donk once...

Sergio...: nigga go pwned textually while I was browsing some videos and shit

SmokaJoka: and word...I remember when you got fucked outta that battle with Penlord and left text for good

Sergio...: I left cuz I was going back home

Sergio...: for a month..then I got back and got a job

SmokaJoka: ahhh

Sergio...: I only bitched cuz he was getting angry...you remember

SmokaJoka: so what the hell is going on with Emerge...I see that spick get on his site, but he don't fuck with RB anymore

Sergio...: he's on break...back home

Sergio...: I thought his site got deaded =/

SmokaJoka: it was till he linked it all over RB

SmokaJoka: so what you do now then...you still do audios? anything?

Sergio...: I haven't done shit since "Tito Ortiz." 'merge said he wants to record this weekend so i'll see what's up

SmokaJoka: Writejist back at it again, eh? man you was getting dope as shit too...this is what happens when you are addicted to crack kids, your life falls apart

Sergio...: I was getting dope at what?

SmokaJoka: audio battling, songs, and text

Sergio...: That'd be dope being champ of all that shit at once

SmokaJoka: you should give it a try and join ABL & LLL

Sergio...: I'm too lazy. Offer me some money that'll make it worth my effort.

SmokaJoka: we are actually in the works of implementing money prizes to winners in the leagues

Sergio...: It wouldn't be the first time. The only person to ever get paid was nimrod

Sergio...: i'm still owed some cd's and shirts

SmokaJoka: nah they much more strict about money now....they won't let anyone say that money is up for grabs unless it's in the RB paypal

SmokaJoka: lol how'd you get owed Cds and shirts?

Sergio...: It was from that audio tourney. I never got my shit

SmokaJoka: holy shit you won an audio tourney?

Sergio...: no..I got third, nimrod first and some other foo second...some other donk got 4th

SmokaJoka: what was that The Onslaught?

Sergio...: I don't think so

Sergio...: It was rip the mic

Sergio...: i think

SmokaJoka: wackkk....well then PM the faggot that's supposed to give you the prize and tell him you want your fucking shirt and Cd..lol

Sergio...: meh..i heard com got banned for doing that shit

SmokaJoka: nah he got banned for cumming in his drawers

SmokaJoka: dry humping must've got to him

Sergio...: my girl did that to me once =/

SmokaJoka: lmfao...ok...we need to finish this interview up...because I almost forgot we were doing one

Sergio...: oh yeah..lol

SmokaJoka: alright last portion of the interview...it's called Phat or Wack....I'll name a Cd, someone, don't matter what...if it's fresh...it's Phat...if it's wack...it's Wack

Sergio...: ok

SmokaJoka: Chrit

Sergio...: wack

SmokaJoka: Nas' last Cd

Sergio...: wack

SmokaJoka: Nas' first Cd

Sergio...: Phat

SmokaJoka: your girlfriends blowjobs

Sergio...: wow. phat

SmokaJoka: Emerges blowjobs

Sergio...: sloppy

SmokaJoka: Feeble Minded

Sergio...: phat i suppose

SmokaJoka: Dragonball Z

Sergio...: wack

SmokaJoka: Carebears

Sergio...: wack

SmokaJoka: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Sergio...: phat

SmokaJoka: Scarface

Sergio...: meh..more towards wack

SmokaJoka: the rapper

Sergio...: same as above..don't like his shit much

SmokaJoka: Immortal Technique

Sergio...: first album wack 2nd phat...recent wack

SmokaJoka: Status of LLL one year ago

Sergio...: wack

SmokaJoka: Status of LLL now

Sergio...: i don't know

SmokaJoka: and last but not least....your life so far this year?

Sergio...: fagtastic

Sergio...: phat

SmokaJoka: that concludes the interview....we get a prediction of playoffs, an update on Sergio & Emerge, and his thoughts of Emerge's blowjobs

Sergio...: Chris Benoit? WAAACK

[Piff Jones]

Nice write up dude.

[Phil Benjamin]

yea good mag
mang

[Richard Parker]

good mag..